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@PHAT WALLZ

sure bout this?

@FLOWSHOW

Never mind 'em, I prolly see a netcee on da streets someday when a nigga is clubbing him n' spilling his blood. I won't know he's da supposed netcee.

It would be 2 late , coz' i'ma see his R.I.P the next day on Nairaland! You guys think it ain't possible?

Gifts; did somebody just mention gifts?, My bad. I prolly forgot,

@edosioo

destykisses@yahoo.com; i guess dat's what u need. My verse hits Nairaland 2mrw. I gotta hack some databases for now.

@all

So we've got only 5 netcees in here? Cool! U prefer wearing surgical masks in here?

[quote author=U_ella24 link=topic=165101.msg2775952#msg2775952 date=1220973263]Please i wuld want 2 c u and talk. My boyfriend loves that game bt he has only d xbox. I wnt to get d 360 4 him on hs bday which is nxt wik. Is 35k your last price?[/quote]Nice, i wish i had a gurl who would by me an Arcade, LOL. Truth of d matter is, i ain't foolin anyone on this stuff. I should be the one saying: SERIOUS ENQUIRES N' BUYERS ONLY. You want to talk to me, then dial: 08022665409, 017407665 n' destykisses@yahoo.com.

Am always online at evenings,

DatNiggaAk:
if you are really interested in selling
i will be in lagos(ikeja to be precise) on saturday
i will give you my location so you can bring it to me(i don't know my way around lagos)
and its a done deal.
it all depends on whether you are serious or not about selling
and you are not just leading us on

ps:
i was at your site
is that your picture?
could not play the song

Am afraid, i deleted the song, u only saw a streaming advert. I will put up a new one when am through with it. Still working on it with my buddie. Ok! Meet you? Cool, i know everywhere in Lagos, cool! So drop or text ur location and d date, and I will be there with the cops too, just for my security, LOL.

I am serious about this. How i wish you could see my eyes when I typed this!

too bad! u guys are just concentratin' on multis. According to Shaz, what happed to flows, delivery n' originality?

@javaprince

what'z cookin' fella? been long we talked. never mind this silly boy called Makavele . . .
da stuff was so hot, even da birthday cake didn't prevent me from spittin' linez.

@crude

Nice job! U mutha-fuxxin improved, i keep tellin u dat, u continue to disbelieve me n' i shall whoop ur ass

"Father, i've got a confession to make." "what have u done this time, makavele"?
"I told this bitch called edosioo that i don't need a whole . . . . .

i don't need a whole encyclopaedia of lines to rap cool
with hi-definition punches and metas, makavele leads the new school
beware! no fuxxin punchline fashioned against me shall prosper
i got flows capable of causing an earthquake immeasurable by the best Reichter
Tell u da truth, edosioo, readin your wacks verse gives me a fcukin-little-giggle
Niggie wants to read ma lines, he uses a freakin-brittle-goggle
am way too dangerous for you than a house full of flying daggers
like a starved gunman, facin me makes me more hungry for the trigger
I'll leave ya on slippery grounds, like a skater caught on thin ice
rain punches on your fuxxing face, call me mr. ruthless, i ain't 9ice
i'll leave u helpless like an infant left to play on a busy macadam
now u've got fear running down your spine, i to't u was braver than Sadam, madam?
i've got more shots at the title, like Spongebob i'll leave u battling for bikini bottom
t'is a star war, am da menace u scared to face because u think am your dad's phantom
like Obama, i'ma vanquish this republican even if u teamed up with George Bush
youz on the edge of a cliff, i've got da words u don't want to hear: "Push"
your I.Q. aint developed, i guess your momma never fed u wit Peak 1-2-3
makavele won't trade punchlines for your fuxxin infected p*ssy, can't - you- see?
swimming in bill gates' pool didn't fetch u a bucket - full - of - dollars
shaz's bre*st milk  won't feed your lines bitten from a pocket-book - of - blunders
i'm going to stampede on u because your destined to lose like Johnny Tucker
u going to wish i was pretendin, when u get hit by my Big Mutha Truckers
your verse portrays mumbo-jumbo, u aint cordinated like a patient thats got apraxia
u fear to face me, kid, stand up to the sight of something worse than Medussa's
Am known for being ruthless, i aint got mercy for p*ssies like Eric Bischoff
You'll only end up derained and glued to a bible seeking salvation like a bishop
Lo! I got more shots at wearing the crown than liverpool's Fernando Torres
am afraid your lines aint shit, it sounds like another piece of martin lawrence

"Makavele, that's murder on 8-counts charges.
I'm afraid i'll have to turn u in to the cops."
"But he isn't dead is he, i only gave him a ill-dose-yo!"
"Silly boy, after spittin on him like that; he'll be long gone, MURDER."

Footballers are always TEMPERAMENTAL; that's 70% TEMPER and 30% MENTAL

[color=#006600][/color]it's highly disappointing to see fellow rapheads bleeping themselves. chiogo, did you ever think why i used the word "stupendous", shoulda asked me why. I don't think you breezed thru elementary school, how much more a tetiary institution, so when am posting, keep ur bleeping mouth tied up to ur mamma's tits.
ever heard of the word "irony"?

check this:

stupendous: amazing, wonderful, (answers.com)
how dare you come with such "STUPENDOUS" lines, u slowpoke?
how dare you come with such "AMAZING" lines, u slowpoke?

i guess you now know what i mean by IRONY, next time before you post, try to steal a dictionary, or ask someone who's got brains than ur entire bleeping family. Shits like you have no place here. Am really thinking we should set an IQ test for all rapheads, people like chiogo are bleeping themselves; thereby causing us shame.

Next time, go Bleep ur momma, u cant handle MAKAVELE.

[color=#006600][/color][i][/i]@Mc Brave

I still got you on this offer. You're the most serious outta 'em all. Will text you tonight.

[color=#006600][/color]i have a mint xbox 360 console, come with original packaging and instruction manuals too. I don't have any need for it as i already have a ps3,

details are:

-xbox console + peripherals
- 20 gig HDD
-games: halo I, II
need for speed
guitar hero II
ghost recon 1, II
-2 wireless pads

am not greedy so i'm dropping the console for just 35k, willing to make negotiations too,
contact me on 017407662, 08022665409 and ask to speak with "PRAISE, "

[color=#006600][/color]I'll terminate da FakeSync like abortion, send him to an early grave, Send this slug into your bleeping chest, scatter to pieces.

i'll diss you in no good manner, because the fakesync, you's the epitome of BABARISM
u need to step ur this-illusioned game, that's why you're nicknamed PHANTISM
early in the /MORNING/ when u'll still be /SLEEPING/ me be doing ma' /DISSING/
i do it without /CEASING/ to u it ain't /PLEASIN/ you's a faker dropping lines without /REASON/
am da greatest lyrical boxer, even mike tyson can't stand 1 punchLINE
oldsync is fake, he got spanked and pouts his lips saying: punch MINE
i've got 99999 lives, been shot at by bleeping wackstas, yet i LIVETH
erase u from history, spit on your grave n' inscribe: Fakesync whom da Maka KILLETH
am so full of flows, am capable of causing a dynamic ECLIPSE
send out disses like laser beams, u'll get peforated like a patient wit ulcer PEPSIS
i'll glue your neck to the basement, and let go off the guillotine, get ready for EXECUTION
kick ya butt straight to hell, no hope for next life, even Jesus won't grant a RESURRECTION
i deal da real /PUNCHES/, no time for lame /BUNCHES/, ma' lines are superior like HI-FI
even 3.5g of dope won't make you syncronize, my game's got connectivity like WI-FI
am the ruthless executioner, while your'e on my list of fakers bout to get KILLED
your claiming valor, but have only got paper-tiger, u don't stand a chance even after doping DEAL
am dusting your ass pretty fast, u gon' be selling ex-punchlines on da HILLS
you's a fake actor, aint getting a part in this thriller, so how u gon' pay your BILLS?
am bloodthirsty like a vampire waiting to render your SPLEENLESS
da oldsync reps /FAKENESS/ this /NAMELESS/ cat's brain is full of typical /WACKNESS/
d fakesync's like engine with only 3 revs: slow, slower n' SLOWEST
come wit a batallion of soldiers, u still wont defeat me, i remain invincible because am da BRAVEST
i;ve got a prison with punchlines bout' to get RELEASED
your sure to get hit n' come up wit da /DISEASE/ that will leave u /DECEASED/
i'll leave u battling for the death row, u cunt-SEEKER/ d*ck GIVER/
bring doom like evil /NEMESIS/, u just read the /GENESIS/ of MAKAVELE the death-DEALER