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Rap Battles › Re: Independence Cypher 2008 by makavele: 5:42pm On Oct 01, 2008
Naija is clockin 4-8 in da hands of Mr. Yar' Adua
How come an HIV + becoming presido, mayne , na wa!
Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by makavele: 6:54pm On Sep 30, 2008
Chaiiiii

Na hybrid una dey insult like this! chasisgirl, e be like say u no get 'red skirt," abi u no know say hybrid no be ur "paale" mate?
Rap Battles › Re: Crude Vs Chasisgirl Unexpected Online Battle ! by makavele: 7:10pm On Sep 26, 2008
@all . . .

hey! what happened to my post, eh? why should it be deleted, i was tryin to emphasize a point, dat am not match for that "gay" edosioo.

@'em haterz

crude + maka + javaprince = same IP address. How come he knows that, coz' only the moderator or somebody else with admin privileges can see the IP addys of others? That's a big lie muthafuxxa. At least you've got a brain, why not think of something deceptive before posting, idiot?

@hybrid-x
uuuuuuuuuuu 2 much!
Music/Radio › Re: Kemistry Or Wild-child (rhythm 93.7 Fm) by makavele: 7:54pm On Sep 25, 2008
@shaz,

Take it easy ma! How come you listen to Rhythm 93.7 while in Essex? D'uh?
Education › Re: University School Fees. by makavele: 6:41pm On Sep 24, 2008
go ask ur momma
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by makavele: 6:39pm On Sep 24, 2008
@KALU-SHIT

COME, ONYE OBIA, U DON GREET UR ELDERS FOR HERE,
ABEG GO BRING AROMATIC SCHNAPPS, AND KOLANUT, BEFORE YOU POST ANY MORE SHITS OF YOURS?
Rap Battles › Re: Crude Vs Chasisgirl Unexpected Online Battle ! by makavele: 6:38pm On Sep 24, 2008
@all

did somebody mention NEMESIS?

Well wat can i say, we all know this thread was fuxxin created by the fuxxing retard fuxxin fool BOLAJI, may ur family rest in pieces! OLOSHI!

why would u be disturbing the peace of Nairaland, eh? with ur mutiple id retard fuxxin shit like poo poo!

See guys, any1 of you who believes this shit posted by the fuxxing multiple retard nigga, is a dumb fool and won't earn da MAKA's rexpekt!

The only way to settle this, using da powers vested in me! is :

EDOSIOO vs MAKAVELE, who's woopin who?
CHASISGIRL vs CRUDE, who's fuxxing who?

So guys, if the fuxxing retard niggas viz, ill-dose-yo n' chasisslut, loses this thing,,,,,,,,,,,,,they will burn in the retarding fire of mutiple destruction, forever and ever, AMEN!


[center]MAKAVELE
i bring doom like evil NemesiS!
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Rap Battles › Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 7:56pm On Sep 19, 2008
@crude

Now, who'z go-go dancing?

U don spoil oh!
Rap Battles › Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 2:36pm On Sep 19, 2008
@schizoid

The MAKA's got your back. Welcome to da' house
Rap Battles › Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 2:29pm On Sep 19, 2008
@crude,

Neva mind that fellow hoe - hoe.
Rap Battles › Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 8:17pm On Sep 17, 2008
@chasis-hoe

y u dey act like innocenti? judge da finalz, after all we know bout da multiple id retard stuff,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we're just catchin' fun, and for 'em prizes/gifts; who bloody cares?
Romance › Re: How Can I Make A Girl Love Me by makavele: 7:54pm On Sep 17, 2008
send her recharge cards grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: Wisecrack?. . . . . .drop It Here! by makavele: 7:31pm On Sep 17, 2008
some dope for y'all

makavele: omo judge d tourney na
makavele: wetin dey happen, at least make shaz no use u do yeye


bolaji baoku: which toruney ?
makavele: edosioo tang
makavele: mr . mutiple id retard


bolaji baoku: chaissgal say him go judge am now
bolaji baoku: your father
makavele: u dey mad

bolaji baoku: and u will lose
makavele: e no mata to me
makavele: wetin i want chop


bolaji baoku: shebi u lost
bolaji baoku: oloshi oloriburuku
bolaji baoku: he no go better for ya papa
makavele: na u be chasisgirl

bolaji baoku: u dey insut me for my messenger
bolaji baoku: iyaaeeeeeeeeeee
BUZZ!!!
makavele: na u be bjpumpin
makavele: na u be flowshow na u be edosioo
makavele: u no get work oh
makavele: if dem neva tell u make i tell u
makavele: u ar a fucking mutiple id retard
makavele: upon say u use mutiple id, u no even enter final
makavele: idiot


bolaji baoku: ur fada is a bastard
makavele: good boy,. he lived his youthfulness wella
makavele: ur momma is a hooker
makavele: ur dad aint d bastard, u are


bolaji baoku: oloriburuku niya e
bolaji baoku: e no go better 4 u
makavele: y u dey harsh na
bolaji baoku: gerrout for my yim
makavele: i just dey advice u


bolaji baoku: bastard
bolaji baoku: how dare ur mama pussi come here to insut me ]
bolaji baoku: wetin dey worry u
makavele: u dey kolo

bolaji baoku: why u go dey insult me all the time
makavele: u pass who i fit insult

bolaji baoku: me and u be mate ?
makavele: wetin dey worry u
makavele: yes na
makavele: i senior u self, thanks for reminding me hoe hoe
makavele:


bolaji baoku: ya baba
makavele: hahaha
makavele: so ur brain,,,,,,,,,,,,mr multiple id retard
makavele: beta change ur ways, remember
makavele: MAKAVELE brings nemesis like doom,
makavele: dat's my motto,,,,,,,,,besides, cant u speak good english language?



bolaji baoku has signed out. (9/17/2008 9:15 PM)
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by makavele: 3:54pm On Sep 17, 2008
saucekid da fuxxin retard/ where u been hiding/ cooking disses/
pushing cows like nomads/ while i've been driving/ NL with fuxxing disses/
Romance › Re: I Met This Girl Online; Am I in Love or What? by makavele: 3:49pm On Sep 17, 2008
@post

photocopy ur life keep somewhere, just in case she Bleep up d original one,
Rap Battles › Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 2:53pm On Sep 17, 2008
@flowshow

da muthafuxxa who doesn't keep his mouth padlocked get it ripped apart by Makavele
die, slowwwwwwwww!

flowshow, it's a pity your ain't got flows
nah matter of fact, your fuxxin lines don't show
how we da rats, who play when da cat is out
our flowz ar sumt'n u don't want to talk about
we come with blows, alot of 'em like bank dough
u need more than gear 4 to catch up; u're fuxxing slow
i'ma fuxx u and ship u ou'tta here like escrow
Maka da epitome of doom, i bring down woe
Romance › Re: What Do You Think Is Your Strongest/best Feature About Yourself by makavele: 7:58pm On Sep 16, 2008
Ma fingers,

they can hack a girl, LOL
Rap Battles › Re: Alexpissu Vs Bjpumpin by makavele: 6:57pm On Sep 15, 2008
[center]kids will always be kids[/center]
Romance › Re: Sexual Satisfaction In A Relationship by makavele: 7:39pm On Sep 14, 2008
YES of course!

Not all girls are promiscuous.
Romance › Re: Dear Nairalanders, Abeg, I Am Tired! Why Are Some Galz Hard 2 Get by makavele: 7:24pm On Sep 14, 2008
@Missy B

I am not in support 'bout his "being too cold to mingle"
Some girls try to play hard - to - get to preserve their self-esteem.

@post

Imagine that u're a girl, and a guy walks up and you and delivers smooth lines, and the next thing you say is: "OKAY, I AGREE TO DATE YOU." Wat would the guy think. He'll probably say: "I YARN THIS GIRL NOW NOW, SHE GREE, MEN! AM TOO GOOD, THIS GIRL IS 2 CHEAP." and he'll prolly end up playing games wit ya because he doesn't believe in a life-time relationship with cheap girls.

@all
It's normal that girls play hard to get. Person must shakara small na! But the girl who plays this game called: hard to get for hours on ending go become bad market oh!
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? by makavele: 7:37pm On Sep 13, 2008
@JJC n' 419 squad

u sure say u no be yahoo boy?
Technology Market › Re: Mint Xbox 360! Good Offer by makavele(op): 2:50pm On Sep 13, 2008
[center]***********THREAD LOCKED AND UPDATED***********

Further posts would be considered irrelevant!!!
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Technology Market › Re: Mint Xbox 360! Good Offer by makavele(op): 2:42pm On Sep 13, 2008
@femzy @all

30k is a nice deal! But the deal has already been done!

Thanks y'all
Rap Battles › Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 2:41pm On Sep 13, 2008
@edosioo . . .

Yes! if shaz doesn't feed us with her breast milk any longer; i think we shall wear d crown on Crude's head, or Maka?
Rap Battles › Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 5:22pm On Sep 12, 2008
I don't need 16's to win this, ok. Here you go:

I rep da lyrical savage, wit punchlines encrypted in satirical language
your flow's rough like cabbage, u're best known for spittin' junk like a typical garbage
ma' lines are sharper than a samurai's sword, t'will cut through your left hip
leave ya de(feeted), u won't sound punches as though u've got a cleft lip
am da alpha wit beta flows, that penetrates u like gamma rays
your game play's like a scratched CD, i'm left wit no choice than eject u like disc trays
am way too better, that's why u keep gettin hit wit sardonic punches
your flow's got d fever, i might as well liken 'em to pneumonic flushes
i've got more flows than d Amazon river; no wonder am so popular like a symphonic diva
your flow's dry as a heat-parched desert, it depicts sumt'n worse than chronic fever

Hope you enjoyed the flight, LOL?
Politics › Re: Imagine This Kind Of Nigeria by makavele: 6:20pm On Sep 11, 2008
@post

Nigeria can never become like that. Why am i saying this? What steps are the leaders taking? Tell you the truth, even Yar' Adua himself has not even thought of a better Nigeria as much as you are doing now.

The conditions described could only be achieved in paradise; and you know what that means. Till this world gets to its end, Nigeria will always be the "slum" it has always been.

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