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Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by makavele: 4:50pm On Oct 23, 2008
da king is back, where d "R's" at?
Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by makavele: 6:04pm On Oct 20, 2008
@shaz

do me a favor? don't delete the post. I know' i didn't get banned, got my sense gurl!
Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by makavele: 5:56pm On Oct 20, 2008
who said i bit linez, who said i got banned, anyway i f*cked shaz last night and she was so impressed, she lifted the ban! Thanks "retard baba", at least u've made me popular. Makavele, makavele, am all over NL like breaking news, phew!!!

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sup' niggaz, d MAK is out again mashing with freestyle, f*ck NL's raphead as a whole, die slow like u ate rat poison, f*ck shaz, hybrid, n' f*ck the retard clones too (retard baba),,,,,,,,,,,,rekspekt saucekid, and thanx to CRUDE PRODUCTIONS for cookin this' beat,,,,,,,,Hey Crude, gimme that beat one time:

it's time to play d game like triple h, Lo! i ain't ur rap mates
turn ur back on me, n' i'll b proud leadin ya to hell's gate
f*ck alexpissu, his presence here is so unstable like ethane
no need for eBay, i got this cat's life for sale
y'all lines aint worth reading, u just live on hype n'
i drop bombz while spittin like shit happens
where my condom at, l'emme f*ck these niggaz like groupies
while chiogo da bitch's p*ssy get blown like birthday candles, who d f*ck she is
sauron da fake baron, u're full of more game dan slaughtered bush meats
niggie wants to play games, my advise? beta play QUITS
am punchin all netceez, u want to spit back, then step on it
beware that ma jinx will leave ya in shreds like sliced mince
i freestyle wit ease like i got fathered by muzik
u niggies need night-soils because u're lines stink like cow's shit
too damn slow! can't keep up, me faster than jetlines
may d bravest netcee, step forward and show me his best line
can't read between the linez, don't tell me y'all need glasses
even if u blind, u can see i deliver beta than Ronaldinho's passes
ain't freestyling to impress General wordsmith (f*ck him)
ain't need to spit my ass on this niggie a.k.a veteran bullshit
f*ck ether, u niggies too immature to decode d way i run thingz
when makavele's out mashing, niggies, pray u don't blink
hey hybrid, f*ck u too, am sorry u aint got style n' grace
want to rap like MASE, what the f*ck, u's a total disgrace
duck n' hide 'fo i smash ur f*ckin brains out
DISS TIME! wack cat, am pulling his whiskers out
ma' punches hit wit quadruple effect like NL retard clones (bolaji n' company)
now am king, hybrid's bank notes can't even buy me a throne (f*ck his money)
even neyo couldnt turn off the radio because my flow's so addictive
i obliterate fake breeds, send y'all to eternal sleep like u took sedatives
i got flow's worse than laser beams, niggie, i cut through
come closer n' have a feel of what me and my glock do
careful f*cka, i sweep people off 'em feet than sexy Katrina
Mailmalc u's f*cked up because i'ma amplify ur woes like loudspeakers
i deliver punches to ya face betta than UPS
quit bitchin 'fo i format ur brain like u was NTFS

Outro:
We all know shaz's a muthaf*ckin mod on da rap scene
correckt! rekspekt da MAC (mak), da illest king, da next big thing
stop trippin bitch! did i ever say i wanted to f*ck ur p*ssy?
don't want no 3some, because i see hybrid already smackin that bootie
Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by makavele: 6:13pm On Oct 18, 2008
sorry guys but the reason why i mentioned crude oil n' saucekid, is coz they're my greatest palz n' they know wat am capable of doin' or not!
Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by makavele: 6:01pm On Oct 18, 2008
chiogo:
LOOOOOL!! @ganjamind, damn right! That's 'ether' lipsrsealed
sure, it's ETHER, album: STILLMATIC! I know for sure!

Wordsmith:
. . . then i retract my statement concerning Makavele. The General's Dissapointed angry
Do ur thang!

ganjamind:
@makavele
that is some nas bitin cmon dawg we rap heads in this thread,
Dude! To be honest with u, dat line wasn't written by me, I only helped posting it. Am not asking you to believe me, but if u ever have any doubts, u can ask "SAUCEKID." It was written by someone i call MR WACK! I just couldn't help posting.

When "WORDSMITH" said he was impressed, i didn't thank him, coz i knew the honor wasn't mine!

@netceez
You nikkurs know i neva bite linez when am free styling, and CRUDE knows how much i hate Nasir Jones. So before you strangle me, take a second to think if it was really me or not? Got it? Peace! I'ma drop my freestyle (original) later, n' u can analyze it for "BITING."
Rap Battles › Re: They Vs Shaz (Shaz) by makavele: 5:44pm On Oct 18, 2008
ma' bars hit NL on Monday

But i don't think i need em wackstaz to defeat shaz, u know?
Technology Market › ************* by makavele(op):
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Rap Battles › Re: The Intro-"star Warz Pro Elite Version" by makavele: 5:34pm On Oct 18, 2008
@all

wat happn'd to hybrid'z tourney?
Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by makavele: 6:33pm On Oct 16, 2008
hey dudes, just freestylin for some ill reasons, LOL


brace yaself for da explosion, i am about to blow this place like C-4s
there'D be no rap scene without me, i spit what u never heard before
battling me? ure doomed like an HIV test result, u're positive
too good i gat fake breedz runnin n hidin' like fugitives
i aint micheal jackson, but u can suck ma d*ck, u love ma' style
gotcha trippin? tell ur wifey: i love maka's fuxxin because he's so fly
now who's da best, there aint no best, i put fuxxer's souls to rest
i live on slugs and embrace holsters, nigga u beta grab a b-proof vest
clutching that .44mm glock, i keep aiming at em fuxxin Judas
u'll just good at spilling shit, u need to grow up brova
u've been on ma d*ck, but ure still d one cumming(coming) off
pass me that weed, i'ma rap my ass on this nigga, he's fuxxed up
u talk behind me and gossip like girls praktizin sex with dildos
u still wont rap sense even if u featured in 2pac's videos
u'z a silly netcee seekin ways to kiss little' shaz' lips
Bleep that classik tip, u wont prevent diss (this) even if u swallowed anti-RAP pills
check da NL raphead list, MAKAVELE's always on top
niggaz be scared to face me, because i got da betta aim wit da glock
Rap Battles › Re: Makavele Vs J Unit by makavele: 6:22pm On Oct 16, 2008
sure bro
Phones › Re: Glo-friends And Family by makavele: 8:12pm On Oct 15, 2008
+2348050001501

Thatz d Msg Centre NUmber
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Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by makavele: 6:27pm On Oct 15, 2008
@crude

Exchanging disses wit' me will send u to ur deathbed
i'm so fly, wen i clutch dis trigger, them niggaz get scared
i'll fuxx ur ass till u look like a patient who's HIV positive
wen u c me, u'll be running n' hidin as tho' u were a fugitive
Crime › Re: Boyfriend Rapes Girlfriend by makavele: 5:21pm On Oct 14, 2008
@post

Makavele calls dat: CHILD'S PLAY!

you could have resisted him, leaving him 2 choices:

1. he could leave ya alone or
2. out-muscle u, (being a guy; he's stronger)

option 2 is what i call rape, and u could take it up legally against him, so i presume u enjoyed the show! when are u guys gonna act part II. can't wait to watch grin grin
Romance › Re: Ever Seen This? by makavele(op): 5:16pm On Oct 14, 2008
allboyz:
repete!!!! in yoruba, plenty
dude! i can speak yoruba language fluently, LOL

naijababe2:
scammers are even on Nairaland. BEWARE!!! shocked
question is: hw can we get rid of these SPAMMER ~~ SCAMMER on NL?

chessguru:
@post
well yess, AND I WONT EVER HIDE MY EMAIL because OF THAT, I WANT TO BE REACHED BY GOOD PEOPLE!!
Sure mayne!! Me too!

airroseice:
Did you try sending a reply to know the next FM u get from Miss Rose? , grin

Is there some sort of Vulnerebility on NairaLand that could possibly give a Hacker/Spammer Email Harvesting Previledges?
Nope, i didn't bother replying! There is no way an Email Harvester e.g. ECrawler, could get the infoz of niggaz on Nairaland, They kinda do a copy n' paste stuff!
Rap Battles › Re: "star Warz - The Pro Elite Version " by makavele: 4:52pm On Oct 14, 2008
@saucekid, shaz, n' on-lookerz

Sorry i got DQed for a NO-SHOW, y'all prolly know wat i was busy with.

If Brid would grant a rematch; i can work out some bars for ALexpissu! But the rules say: NO REMATCH!
Romance › Re: Ever Seen This? by makavele(op): 1:28pm On Oct 13, 2008
Too bad! huh?
Romance › Ever Seen This? by makavele(op): 12:51pm On Oct 13, 2008
wat's d meaning of this, plz?



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Romance › Re: Help! After Our Breakup He Is Now Telling Everyone He Disvirgined Mi.why? by makavele: 8:01pm On Oct 10, 2008
omega25red:
You need to fight fire with fire because he wont stop
Tell everyone that he was a virgin too and also let people know that he has a really small D@#K that would hurt him more. how can a guy of 19 be dating a 17 and 15 year old if he isn't ashamed of something.
Tell everyone that yes he disvirgined you but the 5 times you had sex with him totaled 5 minutes. if i were your big brother i would kick his ass for you but hold your head up you are not the first and you wont be the last to go through this.
@post

dat' won't . , someone used to say: U CAN'T STOP A FIGHT BY FIGHTING, baby, just play d fool, and move on wit ur life, they say SPEECH IS SILVERN, SILENCE IS GOLDEN", u know wat i mean huh?
Romance › Re: Help! After Our Breakup He Is Now Telling Everyone He Disvirgined Mi.why? by makavele: 7:48pm On Oct 10, 2008
Chai! That's very bad oh! No mind am abeg! No so boys dey always behave!!!!
And just in case u see am, make u no fear at all, after all him no be God! Just try to get a new guy and move on with your life, abeg oh!

P.S.: Excuse ma' language, i just wanna sound original!
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants A Blood Covenant by makavele: 7:46pm On Oct 10, 2008
chai!!!

mayne, i just dey see d topic! Abeg, u sure say dis girl no be "mami - water"?
Rap Battles › Re: The Intro-"star Warz Pro Elite Version" by makavele: 7:29pm On Oct 08, 2008
@shaz
I see! OK' nuffin do u!

@brid
Dealio

@t-rex
Nice man! NO mind dat damsel!

LOLOLOLOL
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Know Your Secret Admirer by makavele: 8:24pm On Oct 07, 2008
@jay bee

scared of? da't makavele is celibate
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Know Your Secret Admirer by makavele: 8:06pm On Oct 07, 2008
@jay bee

u scared?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Know Your Secret Admirer by makavele: 8:03pm On Oct 07, 2008
i would love to date ma' self, LOL i mean no-one
coz' i love living this life of celibacy
Rap Battles › Re: The Intro-"star Warz Pro Elite Version" by makavele: 7:58pm On Oct 07, 2008
@shaz

I need some rexpekt in ya lines, please!!!!
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by makavele: 7:07pm On Oct 07, 2008
@sauckid

temper temper fo' i sue u 4 child molestation
let him be fo' i rain u wit punchlines like viral infestation
Rap Battles › Re: The Intro-"star Warz Pro Elite Version" by makavele: 6:51pm On Oct 07, 2008
@hannibal
fuxx u retard, how many more do we have to c?

@crude
i think bolaji has infekted some ppl here with his retard shit?
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Get A Girl's Phone Number But Never Call? by makavele: 7:55pm On Oct 05, 2008
@all

coz' gurls don't like callin' and guys are givin 'em a dose of their own medicine!
Rap Battles › Re: The Intro-"star Warz Pro Elite Version" by makavele: 7:29pm On Oct 04, 2008
@brid

Thanks

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