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 Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2008/2009 Admissions by makavele: 12:25pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
@ishow2005 So when d'u think the registration's gonna start? |
| Education › Re: What Seceondary School Did You Go To? (in Nigeria Only) by makavele: 12:11pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
@all ST. ANTHONY'S INTERNATION COLLEGE. Lagos! Finished breezing thru' hi sch in 2005 |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Solve This Riddle by makavele: 8:17pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
StephenP:yOU'RE CORRect! |
| Rap Battles › Re: To Be Continued. . . [cypher] by makavele: 7:02pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
Don't worry! Why wont I be, when you never bought me a dolly? |
| Rap Battles › Makavele Vs Alexpissu: Online Battle! by makavele(op): 6:39pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
Alexpissu started this thing at Yahoo IM, today Wed 02 July 2008. See where it ended, can you please judge us: =========== ALEXPISSU : "I stay on point like a pencil on a graph" MAKAVELE : "I erase worthless points on the graph and throw 'em in da trash" ALEXPISSU : "Am like a fish in the ocean i never felt defeat(the feet) ' MAKAVELE : "Am throwing ma' ish in ur bossom, now u're gonna feel (fill) six feet ALEXPISSU : "The deepest shit u ever wrote was when ur hands was in my toilet": MAKAVELE : "The realest thing u ever did was when u bleeped a girl named Lovette" ALEXPISSU : "U so dumbed that u went freestyling with monkeys" MAKAVELE : "U got stung and confused a horse for a donkey" ALEXPISSU 's status is now "Available". (7/2/2008 8:11 PM) BUZZ!!! MAKAVELE : u tired MAKAVELE : ? ALEXPISSU : i didnt see what u posted ALEXPISSU : my messenger went off MAKAVELE : okay MAKAVELE : it says ALEXPISSU : " Only time u spit ill is when u sex with an ill she-goat" ALEXPISSU : "U so dumbed that u went freestyling with monkeys" MAKAVELE :: "U got stung and confused a horse for a donkey" ALEXPISSU : "Am d bottomless u feared to face me coz u be Flawless" MAKAVELE : "Only time you dish bill is when you begged from Mr Bill.(bill gates) MAKAVELE : "You're full of non-sense, cos u know my punchlines are ENDLESS" ALEXPISSU : "Ur words aint connect like spelling MTN backwards" ALEXPISSU : "Am so full of flows that people evacuated planet earth" MAKAVELE : "Ur words aint correct cos u cant spell forward" MAKAVELE : "You're so full of SHIT, that why u'll always visit the PIT" ALEXPISSU : "Am always Forward like Striker ur ass always backward like a Defender" ALEXPISSU : "Check my verses am so victorious like the Isrealites" ALEXPISSU : "Check my verses am so victorious like the Isrealites" MAKAVELE : "Am always first at the verbal RACE, you aint no STRIKER, cos you end up last, so cover your FACE, little WACKSTAR MAKAVELE : "Check my threads, I'll defeat you, i aint a CANAANITE" ALEXPISSU : "Any time i spit at u thats when u see light" MAKAVELE : "Anytime i make a HIT at u, ur LIGHT turns to NITE" ALEXPISSU : "U laughing at ur own as thats frustration but now is a thing of the clowns" MAKAVELE : "U're gnashing your own teeth, thats VEXATION, but i just have to wear the CROWN ALEXPISSU : "I have got more bars that will intimidate u in courts" MAKAVELE : "I am putting u behind bars with ma' bars, thats enough" ALEXPISSU : brb MAKAVELE : ahahaha MAKAVELE : u don fear me MAKAVELE : i WINNNNN u MAKAVELE : nairaland must see this ALEXPISSU has signed out. (7/2/2008 8:27 PM) |
| Rap Battles › Re: Alexpissu Vs Bjpumpin by makavele: 5:28pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
dear mr bjwack, am writing this letter to inform you that you were outscored by alexpissu. try to improve cos' u really didn't impress me. you live on hype i guess? yours "dissingly." makavele |
| Rap Battles › Re: Makavele Vs J Unit by makavele: 2:40pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
whackness itself speaks grandiose things, so i ain't suprised |
| Rap Battles › Re: Makavele Vs J Unit by makavele: 7:30pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
who the Bleep is T-Cube anyway? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Makavele Vs J Unit by makavele: 7:59pm On Jun 29, 2008 |
J-Unit you heard that? I think you're gonna face a panel for doing da' CTRL + C, and CTRL + V thing, As for me, I've never done that and wouldn't advise ma' enemy to. |
| Rap Battles › Re: COOLBOYAPG VS MAKAVELE,THE clash of the TITANS by makavele: 7:40pm On Jun 29, 2008 |
To all lovers of rap music, am putting coolboyapg behind bars with ma' bars i left da rap scene to get serious with ma' studies dude nigga be envying me, his lines sounds like da oldies he says 2 and 2 makes 22 approximately now am a teacher and i gotta train this kid (Really?) coolboyapg has become dare-devil, it's makavele he wants to dare shoulda know am intrepid and evil, am only gonna crack your ribs my dear am bumming on his ass and got his folks shouting "help, we've got an emergency," they had to dial the cops cos' i got 'em pouting i spit voracious lines than Iraq's military squad, hence the nigga can't compare to ma' lyrical ability your lines are like a weak tide, damn! it can't even make ma' boat sink you're absolutely crazie, do us a favour, go visit a shrink |
| Rap Battles › Re: To Be Continued. . . [cypher] by makavele: 8:55pm On Jun 28, 2008 |
And stumbled against his own obituary |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by makavele: 8:51pm On Jun 28, 2008 |
june 23, peace! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Makavele Vs J Unit by makavele: 5:40pm On Jun 28, 2008 |
@J-UNIT You couldn't even outscore me, now you wanna battle Alexpissu Get ya folks ready for a "funeral procession." To be forewarned is to be forearmed! |
| Rap Battles › Re: COOLBOYAPG VS MAKAVELE,THE clash of the TITANS by makavele: 5:27pm On Jun 28, 2008 |
OKie Dokie, here you go my boy: destykisses@yahoo.com, 017407662 Just bring ittttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Rap Battles › Re: COOLBOYAPG VS MAKAVELE,THE clash of the TITANS by makavele: 5:54pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
It's a pity i resigned from Battling on the 23rd of June! That was ma' birthday and i have stopped battling. Anyone who wants to battle with me should try to do that in person, NAIRALAND no more! Pretty too busy these dayz and wackstas like coolboyapg, are just stealing ma' "battle-righten"* linez. *battle-right: more like a"copyright" |
| Rap Battles › Re: Makavele Vs J Unit by makavele: 5:44pm On Jun 27, 2008 |
is j-unit talking? damn' u, i have seen real things! You ain't one! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Give A Brother One Nairaland Girl by makavele: 6:38pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
@all DONT CALL ME, ur phone might crash |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Strictly For Ibkhaye by makavele: 6:34pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
if na like this ppl dey steal ppl girlfriends, its high time i "stole" someoe for ma'self too |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Qualified Girl Apply Asap by makavele: 6:27pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
@all APPLICATION FOR HOOKING |
| Rap Battles › Re: Rapheadz - Check In by makavele: 5:12pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
@javaprince NICE ONE BUT TRY TO WORK HARDER ON: same nigga askin 4 collabo, crazy nigga thinkin am Donell Jones, forgettin am d custom of rap, u don't even make d borders, i fly first class/ while u still suckin on your momma's chest, pest coackroach, baygon(be gone) before u get Raid. YOU COULD HAVE COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER, RELAX MAN! |
| Rap Battles › Re: The Prince Of Rap Is Back by makavele: 4:35pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
@javaprince Try to see what you can learn from ma' LINES: [center]Ho! Ho! Here come a wacksta by than name javaprince bleeping with old dawgz, you're soon to be sliced like mince you're new to the game, sit down and observe rap heads and learn how to play the rap game, c''mmon, don't be scared i aint dissing your, just freestyling, shootin' out rhymes used to do shitz like this too in high school, even mime right about now, am reading ma' books, so i got no time to diss your motherfcuka, I'ma diss you later at nine[/center] |
| Rap Battles › Re: The Prince Of Rap Is Back by makavele: 2:40pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
@all, especially crude i hate to see lines without rhymes |
| Rap Battles › Re: Reworked by makavele: 2:37pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
Nice one, But don't use a particular rhyme scheme twice like No beat, nothing to rhyme about better than what you rhyming about |
| Rap Battles › Re: COOLBOYAPG VS MAKAVELE,THE clash of the TITANS by makavele: 2:28pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
okay, just so you know, i defeated MARKOLINI, and J-UNIT and one other ( i just cant remember). Also had it with the SAUCEKID (respect), so who the Bleep are you? Just coz Makavele rests i.p. doesnt mean he cant outscore any idiot e.g. coolboyapg [center]okay lets get this straight ~ you're a newbie at da rap battles so u thot' u'd take it out staight with me ~ damn! forget the hassles lil' dude don't know am da new pac revolution, he wanna get recognition he bleeped with me, but i got 'em paramedics coming for his amputation death-dealin' slugs, ripping ya motherfcuking chest to pieces can't stop me, you ish aint equivalent to ma' disses cant catch me, dont try to, am addicted to letting off rounds then watch your flesh ripped outta your bones by my hungry greyhounds stop this rubbish, whatcha saying about 'em soundcity j-unit meant ur mom when he talked of p***y stretchmarks like scarcity* to battle with me, u need a whole deal of nerves, nigga listen realistically u aint any taller than my lil' sissy's mini aint through with coolboyapg, dont wanna waste ma' saliva no more if 2 sparrows worth a coin of small value, u aint, so just hold up he calls himself a lawyer, me outlaw cast him into da penitentiary ma' flows a killa, even God won't remove this misery i didnt even see ya on MTV base, nigga lies a lot, wats the basis u claim to sell million copies, yet we didnt see traces when u went offstage if BIG could speak, he'll sure tell you how i dealt with him and hope it teaches you sense, nigga respect me, cos am da in-thing u're just an old fad, cant find you in da new rap generation i represent eternity, simply put am da pillar of da rap nation can't even stand in front of me, go home to ur bleeping mama cos ma' lines are smooth enough to make her leave your papa Blaze 10 pounds of weed, that still couldnt get you high You're full of shit, do us a favour, drop dead** tonight All hail Makavele, am Nairaland's numero uno they keep telling me you aint worth battling, so i won: just so you know *, referenced by J-UNit **, do me a favor: drop dead: a' classical novel[/center] |
| Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Emceez: My Perspective by makavele: 2:16pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
@coolboyapg as you can see, i've got more stars than ya Bleep you |
| Education › Re: What Is Your Iq by makavele: 2:12pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
@all DON'T LISTEN TO J-UNIT AT ALL I WHIPPED HIM AT DA RAP BATTLE *****MUSIC/RADIO SECTION*** AND HE'S COME HERE TO HIDE HIMSELF HAHAHAHAHA, (evil laugh) |
| Education › Re: Ui 2008/2009 Post Ume exams by makavele: 2:08pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
adewaleafolabi:THIS IS REALLY NICE! I HOPE THEY AINT SCARED NO MORE |
and his grades weren't certainly super but hey he's doing well now. Another thing is that most people making waves in the department are the supplementary students. Thats where the real "eshin's" are, so there's special consideration for students who don't meet the cut off so don't let anyone tell you to forget UI just because you had 60% what determines the cutoff is the average weighted score of all applicants to that department. Also you'd see some who had like 5% less the cutoff and yet were invited for the merit interview, these cases fall under some special waivers for some areas just to encourage them. So you see there's more to admission than just grades. Just put your mind on it and rely on God. UI was even my second choice and a friends second choice in the same department. Note in social sciences the most competitive of all departments is economics and you'd be surprised at the cutoff some people came in with.1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 (of 79 pages)