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 Rap Battles › Re: Netceez: The Roll-call by makavele(op): 7:41pm On Aug 12, 2008 |
Nice one, Let's keep rolling it in! Am sure we've got 'em, not just 4 netcees! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 7:09pm On Aug 12, 2008 |
True talk Shaz, Scary cats should be DQed, T'is taking too much time |
| Rap Battles › Lyrical Cremation: Crude Vs Makavele by makavele(op): 8:10pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
@CRUDE JUST BRING IT! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Netceez: The Roll-call by makavele(op): 7:00pm On Aug 11, 2008 |
@edosioo U think you can beat me, anyway killer instinct ain't ma favorite, if u want a show-down, let's go for PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER 8 on Xbox 360. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 6:23pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
Where 'em other netcees? |
| Rap Battles › Netceez: The Roll-call by makavele(op): 5:53pm On Aug 09, 2008*. Modified: 11:10pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
[There are alot of ill netcees in the building, but only a few really know each other well. Having discussed the issue with CRUDE this morning, we decided to come up with this idea, and hope SHAZ would allow the thread be. All netcees should give us a clearer picture of whom they really are. Avoid irrelevant information, as this is not a DATING zone. I'll set the ball rolling, Attached to my profile, is my picture, taken about 2 years ago. REAL NAME: Patrick Mitchell, You STAGE NAME: SL$$K D.O.B: June 23, Approaching LOCATION: Lagos, Nigeria Origin: State RELIGION: ****** AM INTO: PC Programming, Database Hacking, Web Designing and Music HOBBY: Playing video games; am an addict (200%, LOL) FAV. COLOUR: Red AMBITION: Becoming a Medic TURN ON: Brains, LOL TURN OFF: Playing hard-to-get All netcees, should please follow suit. |
| Rap Battles › Re: The Callout Thread by makavele: 6:51pm On Aug 08, 2008 |
@low-breed where u dey? hide? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 5:56pm On Aug 08, 2008 |
Talking about Visual Wordplay, me's the epitome, Nosa, here's your funeral, All hail MAKAVELE king of Nairaland, u won't kill me even if u were named REGICIDE Am like a femme futale, battling with me is like you flirting with SUICIDE I am Mr. BILL, you dare not cross ma' GATES The result? Ur momma denounced your dad and made me here DATE Ur gamePLAY is STATIONary, u still won't win even if u're the god of WAR Don't act the PRETENDER*, remember how i eX-BOXed ur JAW Sentencing u to death in ma' hands, i guess ediosioo lacks SYMPATHY Battling me will only bring u something worse than Bovine Spongiform ENCELPATHY** Kid, i'll teach u the rap ritual, tell ur ashed-ma no need for tuition FEES My lyrical gangstas can't wait to spearhead a "dissing" SPREE Am like WENGER, i've got unlimited ammo in my lyrical ARSENAL See i don defeat u, now u're sulking like Peter at Jesus' BETRAYAL This ain't a parable, am not gonna pardon you; prodigal KID Ma' lines will make u crash than CTR, even a carterpillar on chains would SKID U can't stand the rap battles, i suggest u relocate to EDUCATION (forum) Cos' ur grades in rap lessons are too poor,u really need some re-ORIENTATION Ur lines potray comedy like Basket Mouth***, cracking JOKES Nigga is living on 0-1-0****, tho' his mom hooks, and his dad hustles DOPE When i spit, nigga u'll be seeing the cemetary, coz' u didn't DUCK U're claiming victory like M.U.F.C*****: but I suggest u Mind Ur bleeping C*CK It's crystal clear the rapHEAD doesn't fit ur neck NO/SA I just asked 'em if u'll win, they keep screaming NO/SIR NOSA R.I.P: Regret in Pains ========== * THE PRETENDER: A classical detective series. ** BOVINE SPONGIFORM ENCELOPATHY: Mad Cow Disease. ***BASKET MOUTH: A Nigerian Comedian **** 0-1-0: Nosa eats only once a day ******: M.U.F.C: Manchester United Football Club |
| Rap Battles › Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 7:40pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
@all Wait for my verse! Am busy catching 9 - 5 |
| Education › Re: UNIBEN Post-UME Exam And Application Form by makavele: 6:52pm On Aug 05, 2008 |
@all Hi guys, i just want to ask for help, My friend chose UNIBEN as her' second choice institution. Do you think UNIBEN accepts people who choose them as 2nd choice or not. Due to the tribalism and favourtism we face with the Nigerian education nowadays, she's scared of loosing 2K for nothing, Please help, because some schools don't like admitting second choice students! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 6:08pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
@edosioo Good work! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Battle Ground: Makavele Vs Wordsmith + Mailmalc by makavele(op): 8:01pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
@Junk-UNIT BJ could be 100 ppl at once! I don't care. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Another Nairaland Summit by makavele: 7:57pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
@shaz Do I look like a 3-months old baby, begging for br**st milk? Catch ya senses, it doesn't really matter to me if planet Jupiter reads this thread and comments about our immaturity. I've got a different personae outside the internet, but herein, your suckaz made this go down like this! Favoritism kills! @low-breed Not my business! You can as well hustle dope to make more $$. Dig me? Push out your battling claws, and be brought down a notch. @shaz Keep cool ma'. We all know you ain't da Brid's gurl, anyway, how can we monitor you guys nowadays. Thanks to the "webcam + yahoo IM"; you guys can do your thang in your bedroom, I mean dishing out p****y! @all Oops! MY BAD! I need to seal this lips of mine! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Another Nairaland Summit by makavele: 4:32pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
@shaz Don't get pissed at me or other netcees! The fact remains that Hybrid can't be reckoned with, Oh! is this how he's managed 2 battles before? The he's crazy! This shit happened cos' he refused to do the POLL thing! He's forgotten he's imperfect and cannot read lines without googles! And you, his gurlfriend wanna-be, would wanna support him, @Bolaji Come out of your hiding place, and let's sweep these 2 kids off NL! What a shame! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Battle Ground: Makavele Vs Wordsmith + Mailmalc by makavele(op): 4:27pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
Mailmalc + Wordsmith Leave BJ alone and come get me! You're as stupid as i had thought! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Edosioo's Murder ''2008 Most Credible' Battle Rap Tournament. Entries Now Open by makavele: 4:22pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
Entry #3, Mark-A-Veil-E; check! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Another Nairaland Summit by makavele: 4:22pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
@brid Kini big deal? The big deal is that the thread was temporarily closed coz' u mis-managed it. You don't know how to judge ppl, and won't wanna learn when they tell u how. @shaz Nothing to say! T'was a bad experience in here! I think the Brid ain't mature enough to handle such kinda thang. Never another chance! |
| Rap Battles › Re: Battle Ground: Makavele Vs Wordsmith + Mailmalc by makavele(op): 7:31pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
@edosioo you wanna help him? Bleep off! |
| Rap Battles › Battle Ground: Makavele Vs Wordsmith + Mailmalc by makavele(op): 7:15pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
@Netcees e.g Wordsmith +Mailmalc Your boy Makavele wanna do his thing again! Call me da' BK reloaded! Anyway, you guys suck a little,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, come get your ass whooped if you dare, CHALLENGE ME! |
| Rap Battles › Re: "the Beat Down '08" . . . . The Finals by makavele: 7:11pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
@BRID Not my biz! We said our peace and the world has seen it! Don't cha! Bleep your say, Niggiz know you! |
| Rap Battles › Re: "the Beat Down '08" . . . . The Finals by makavele: 7:18pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
@Menike Now i got the message! My linez really devastated ur sense of reasoning! Who told ya i opened multiple id's or are you dreaming? Check the profiles, and ask for the IP addresses, if its the same, you idiot! |
| Rap Battles › Re: "the Beat Down '08" . . . . The Finals by makavele: 5:07pm On Jul 26, 2008 |
@wizzywisdo True talk! |
| Rap Battles › How Many Of You Can Battle Shaz? by makavele(op): 6:39pm On Jul 25, 2008 |
I think most netcees on nairaland are scared of that freakin cat, If you think you can battle the moderator, we can arrange a show-down. Let the bravest netcee step forward, 1. makavele |
| Rap Battles › Re: "the Beat Down '08" . . . . The Finals by makavele: 4:19pm On Jul 25, 2008 |
@all I think the POLL thing's gonna be useful here. Even the ultimate judge, would sometimes act sentimental. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Yahoo Messenger Live Chat Nairaland Rap Battles . Enter Here And Register Now by makavele: 3:19pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
MAKAVELE the don!! destykisses@yahoo.com |
| Phones › Re: (((new Ip For Celtel Em Em S:))) by makavele: 2:41pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
email me, or someone else? xpctismynick@yahoo.com |
| Rap Battles › Re: "the Beat Down '08" . . . . The Finals by makavele: 2:25pm On Jul 24, 2008 |
Intro: Mic CHECK! yes, i got my hands on nairaland's DECK Not even menike can remove this, i'ma stangle his NECK You guys think am scared of loosing, but i deserve that lyrical HIGHNESS Like a patient of glaucoma, menike's bout to be ditched into a world of DARKNESS wackness, wackness, wackness, that's just your typical MANTRA me tie you up, and dig in ma' lyrical venoms like a dreaded black MAMBA Menike be wearing the veil of DISGRACE and seeks SOLACE like a nun at St. PETERS You peeing in your pants, getting PARANOID, because' you know i'ma kick you all the way to JUPITER You're worse than a woman with FIBROID, so kid, there's no way i'ma spare the ROD You've got bad vision (visit google.com), because' your mentality aint functioning but BLURRED Me 'bout to take control, because' you know am da smooth OPERATOR Bleep shits like menike, he's always getting de-signalled like he's some kind of ATTENUATOR I'll make you have bad episodes, like a teenage girl in want of ROMANCE because you're more lost than Kanayo O Kanayo seeking the lost kingdom in FRANCE Am labelled "handle with fear"; i prevent niggiz from BALLING snatch that candy from you and leave you to your ass-mamma SULKING youz a broke nigga with a TV that shows only CARTOONS joining forces with Sadam Hussein won't even defeat my deadly lyrical PLATOON you won't EXPLODE even if you're composed of grenades and CLAYMORE you'll just ERODE like a gully, so's your mamma's p****y and your sissy next-DOOR your mamma would still look horrible even if she wore the regalia of a miss UNIVERSE wack lines like yours won't attain mileage even if it drank 100 litres of GAS scrutinize ma' lines, i aint a nigga you would ever want to DOWNGRADE because you're brain operates on window's 95, it needs an UPGRADE Outro: You need to step up your game, the shit is just too STATIC They ain't any better, they're just worthless like cobwebs hanging from my ATTIC |
| Rap Battles › Re: Makavele Vs Alexpissu: Online Battle! by makavele(op): 7:39pm On Jul 23, 2008 |
@alexpissu i see you've learned alot from meee! keep it up @all tha online-ish should be incorporated into Nland's battles |
| Rap Battles › Re: "the Beat Down '08" . . . . The Finals by makavele: 7:33pm On Jul 23, 2008 |
@all Would post my ish againt MENIKE before this time tomorrow. @Hi-Breed I think its 48 hrs before an opponent gets DQed for not replying, aiite? |
| Rap Battles › Re: "the Beat Down '08" . . . . The Finals by makavele: 6:33pm On Jul 22, 2008 |
@Flowshow Thanks bro! I see you're always believing in ME. I WONT LET YOU DOWN! @Hi - Bread, LOL Thanks for the fixtures! I just thought i would take on Junk-UNit first! Anyway, let me see where am gonna kick MENIKE, remember, me's a smooth operator! @SARS I will upgrade ya a lil' bit. Will make you my BRIDE, but won't pay the PRICE! |
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