Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,086 members, 7,818,255 topics. Date: Sunday, 05 May 2024 at 11:15 AM

Makaveli1166's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Makaveli1166's Profile / Makaveli1166's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 10 pages)

Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Stuns At Fatima Dangote And Jamil Abubakar's Wedding In Lagos by Makaveli1166(m): 12:17pm On Mar 25, 2018
Hmm all these retired oloshz.all those viewing this thread may your days be long to see the end of Buhari.

1 Like

Crime / Re: Send Us Cartons Of Condoms; Gangs Which Impregnate Teenage Girls In Calabar.PICS by Makaveli1166(m): 8:25pm On Mar 23, 2018
eTECTIVe:
See dat guy forming KING KONG as per major distributor of Bele and STDs
with his Goliath inheritance of a trouser. D guys in d last photo posing with swag



Tell dem to change ur default setting . Dey left it on "STUPID MODE"
why are you this kind?.
Politics / Re: Basil Atangana Kuna Arrested In Nigeria After Being Barred From Traveling. PICS by Makaveli1166(m): 11:31am On Mar 23, 2018
shinarlaura:
As if Mr Biya is even better. All his ministers are as corrupt as him. undecided
what more do you expect from a shithole continent where anything goes.
Politics / Re: Cambridge Analytica's Ruthless Bid To Sway The Vote In Nigeria by Makaveli1166(m): 10:11pm On Mar 22, 2018
GavelSlam:
As can be deduced, no dirty could be found on the person of Buhari much to the chagrin of PDP Muppets.

Jonathan is a disgraced ex-president and more and more information would continue to be released by the international media in days or years to come.

It's a crying shame that many Nigerians are blinkered by outright tribal and religious prejudices.

In any case, the people sensed the putrid, rotten and odious defunct ruling party and kicked them on a field goal to the historical trash bin.

LAWMA did its duty on them.

2 Likes

Crime / Re: Six Suspected Drug Peddlers Arrested Over Codeine Truck Intercepted In Katsina by Makaveli1166(m): 8:34pm On Mar 22, 2018
mcgift:
Two stories to begin the day with :-
1. Nokia refused Android
2. Yahoo refused Google
Story Over!

Lessons Learnt:-
1. Take risks.
2. Embrace changes.
3. If you refuse to change with time, you might perish.

Ok two More stories :-
1. Facebook takes over whatsapp and instagram.
2. Flipkart takes over Myntra and flipkart owned Myntra takes over jabong.
Story Over!
Lessons learnt:-
1. Become so powerful that your competitors become your allies.
2. Reach the top position and then eliminate the competition.
3. Keep innovating.

Two More stories :-
1. Colonel sanders founded KFC at the age of 65.
2. Jack Ma, who coudnt get job in KFC, founded Ali baba.
Story over!
Lessons learnt:-
1. Age is just a number
2. Only those who keep trying succeed

Last but not the least:-
1. In 1984, Steve Jobs was sacked from Apple, a company he co-founded with Wozniak. He went on to found NeXT. In 1997, NeXT merged with Apple and within months, Steve Job became the CEO of his former company again.
Story Over!
Lessons learnt:-
1. Never underestimate anyone, ever !!
2. Success is the best revenge.
Just keep working hard !!
Invest your time wisely !!
Dont be afraid to fail !!
Never give up!!
Have a dream, be determined, be consistent!!!

Good morning to you Everyone!!!
Politics / Re: Dapchi Schoolgirls: PDP Should Congratulate Us Or Keep Quiet - Lai Mohammed by Makaveli1166(m): 6:59pm On Mar 22, 2018
Throwback:
How can a government be congratulated for allowing such to even happen in the same heavily militarized sector of Yobe-Borno?

How can security forces previously stationed there claim to have handed over to the police yet there is no documented transfer of authority?

Why is Nigeria so useless?

Why are we Nigerians such useless humans who are grossly incompetent and deliberately lackadaisical with jobs that are not our own private economic enterprise?

All the touted politicians who could contest for the next presidential elections are as useless as Buhari and Jonathan. Who cursed this country with such an high density of uselessness within the same space?

If I had the power, I will round up every Nigerian globally and dump them back in their country, and ensure visas are not issued to the country called Nigeria to even step into Benin or Cameroun or Niger.

Not until you trap everyone inside the same crazy space, before the necessary purging of our insanity will occur.
Celebrities / Re: Davido: "My Girlfriend, Chioma Is The Most Beautiful Being On Earth" (Photos) by Makaveli1166(m): 6:58pm On Mar 22, 2018
xedyl:
how possible??
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Blasts President Buhari Over Missing Dapchi Schoolgirls (video) by Makaveli1166(m): 10:58pm On Mar 18, 2018
But buhari should just respect his old age and do the needful already and vacate that seat.his incompetency is quite obvious and vehemently conspcious.what a country#

2 Likes

Religion / Re: I Hate The Devil And So Should You. by Makaveli1166(m): 9:05am On Mar 18, 2018
PAGAN9JA:
you are speaking as if you personally saw jesus rise into the clouds. no wonder religion is the opium of masses. all these illusions and fairytales the white men drilled into our heads.

atleast the myths of our ancestors have double meanings to teach us deeper lessons about life. but you christians and muslims take your foreign adopted myths literally as if that hocus pocus really happened. This is the difference between sanity and insanity. A thin line.

1 Like

Family / Re: Woman Begs Her Estranged Husband To Come And Collect His Bride Price. Photos by Makaveli1166(m): 11:07pm On Mar 11, 2018
This is so pathetic .which in my sincere opinion, it must have be a very preposterous traumatic scenario for her to leave in such a schizophrenic way which may relate to a vilified disaffection in contrast to my assertion it mayb because of a cranky mischievous indictment.#MAKAVELI

1 Like

Education / Re: University Lecturers Use Research Grants To Buy Cars, Build Mansions, Drink Beer by Makaveli1166(m): 10:36pm On Mar 11, 2018
gratiaeo:
All research na research
Education / Re: University Lecturers Use Research Grants To Buy Cars, Build Mansions, Drink Beer by Makaveli1166(m): 10:25pm On Mar 11, 2018
Troblem:
smiley



Research on what? ...brash to infinite no of stupidity? Haaa

humans are unwanted relics,an irriversible sponteniety triggered by biological chance.

A wishfull adabiatic proccess that will cut with infinite many steps which would ultimately leads to it natural extinction,if they don't obliterate themselves b4 then ofcos.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Watford (3 - 0) On 11th March 2018 by Makaveli1166(m): 1:21pm On Mar 11, 2018
We must win this league vanishingly ,with no preposterous indictment devoid of docile prudence. *Drops mic* fellow gunners where r thou?
Business / Re: Jamil Abubakar: Meet Fatima Dangote's Pilot Husband-to-be (photos) by Makaveli1166(m): 1:02pm On Mar 11, 2018
Money must be made squarely without rigorous schizophrenic skepticism.
Celebrities / Re: Cars Tupac And Biggie Were Shot In To Be Sold For $2.2m by Makaveli1166(m): 6:30pm On Mar 10, 2018
"Lord Knows" Damn, another funeral, another motherfucker Lord knows [*'Pac is choking on blunt smoke*] Lord knows [*coughing harder*] Lord knows [*one final cough*] I smoke a blunt to take the pain out And if I wasn't high, I'd probably try to blow my brains out I'm hopeless, they should've killed me as a baby And now they got me trapped in the storm, I'm goin' crazy Forgive me; they wanna see me in my casket And if I don't blast I'll be the victim of them bastards I'm losin' hope, they got me stressin', can the Lord forgive me Got the spirit of a thug in me Another sip of that drink, this Hennessey got me queasy Don't wanna hurl, young nigga take it easy Picture your dreams on a triple beam, and it seems Don't underestimate the power of a fiend To my homies on the block Slangin' rocks with your Glocks put this tape in your box When you're runnin from the cops -- and never look back If they could be black, then they would switch Open fire on them busta-ass bitches, and Lord knows... (Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) Lord knows [*coughing again*] (He knows! Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) The Lord knows [*still coughing*] (He knows! Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) The Lord knows (He knows! Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) I wonder if the Lord will forgive me or bury me a G I couldn't let my adversaries worry me And every single day it's a test, wear a bulletproof vest And still a nigga stressin' over death If I could choose when a nigga die, figure I'd Take a puff on the blunt, and let my trigga fly When everyday it's another death, with every breath It's a constant threat, so watch yo' step! You could be next if you want to, who do you run to? Murderin' niggas, look what it's come to My memories bring me misery, and life is hard In the ghetto, it's insanity, I can't breathe Got me thinking, what do Hell got? Cause I done suffered so much, I'm feelin' shell-shocked And drive-by's an everyday thang I done lost too many homies to this motherfuckin' game And Lord knows... (Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) Lord knows [*coughing again*] (He knows! Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) The Lord knows [*still coughing*] (He knows! Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) The Lord knows (He knows! Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) One-time! One-time! Bleep the 5-0 cause they after me Kill me if they could, I'll never let 'em capture me Done lost too many niggas to this gangbangin' Homies died in my arms, with his brains hangin', bleeped up! I had to tell him it was alright, and that's a lie And he knew it when he shook and died, my God Even though I know I'm wrong man Hennessey make a nigga think he strong, man (heh heh) I can't sleep, so I stay up, don't wanna Bleep them bitches Try to calm me down, I ain't givin' up I'm gettin' lost in the weed, man, gettin' high Livin' every day, like I'm gon' die (gon' die, gon' die) I smoke a blunt to take the pain out And if I wasn't high, I'd probably try to blow my brains out Lord knows... (Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) Lord knows! (He knows! Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) Lord knows. Jesus. (He knows! Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) (He is listening! Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) (Lord knows. Lord knows. He He. He. He. He.) (Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) (Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) (Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!) (Lord knows, Lord knows, Lord knows!)

2 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Cars Tupac And Biggie Were Shot In To Be Sold For $2.2m by Makaveli1166(m): 6:21pm On Mar 10, 2018
"Still I Rise" (feat. Ta'He) [Kastro] Dear Lord, as we down here, struggle for as long as we know In search of a paradise to touch (my nigga Johnny J) Dreams are dreams, and reality seems to be the only place to go, the only place for us I know, try to make the best of bad situations Seems to be my life's story Ain't no glory in pain, a soldier's story in vain And can't nobody live this life for me It's a ride y'all, a long hard ride [2Pac] Somebody wake me, I'm dreamin' I started as a seed, the semen Swimmin' upstream, planted in the womb while screamin' On the top was my pops, my mama screamin' stop From a single drop, this is what they got Not to disrespect my peoples, but my papa was a loser Only plan he had for mama was to Bleep her and abuse her Even as a little seed, I could see his plan for me Stranded on welfare, another broken family Now what was I to be? A product of this heated passion Mama got pregnant and papa got a piece of ass Look how it began, nobody gave a Bleep about me Pistol in my hand, this cruel world can do without me How can I survive? Got me askin' white Jesus "Will a nigga live or die?" cause the Lord can't see us In the deep dark clouds of the projects, ain't no sunshine No sunny days and we only play sometimes When everybody's sleepin' I open my window, jump to the streets and get to creepin' I can live or die, hope I get some money 'fore I'm gone I'm only 19, I'm tryna hustle on my own On the spot where everybody and they pops tryna slang rocks I'd rather go to college, but this is where the game stops Don't get it wrong cause it's always on, from dusk to dawn You can buy rocks, Glocks or a herringbone You can ask my man, he's a mind reader Keep my 9 heater all the time, this is how we grind Meet up at the cemetery then get smoked out Pass the weed, nigga! That Hennessey'll keep me keyed, nigga Everywhere I go niggas holla at me, "Keep it real, G" And my reply 'til they kill me: "Act up if you feel me!" I was born not to make it, but I did The tribulations of a ghetto kid, still I rise [Ta'He] Still I (still I), I rise (I rise), please, give me to the sky (to the sky) And if (and if), I die (I die), I don't want you to cry [Yaki Kadafi] I stay sharp as always Runnin' your bricks with blitz, through your project hallways Dumpin' crews like two's, nigga, all day Secrets of war prepare me for the worst A life that's lavish, full of cabbage or a life that's in a hearse But now my dreams, it seems though Be placin' triple beams and things, bro Diamond pinkie ring got the loot poppin' out my jeans [Napoleon] Now I plan to keep my Glock cocked If trouble was searchin' for me, then why not? Show 'em what I'm made of, plus raised on, on my block Chancellor Ave, where many turn to the street Thugs snatchin' bags, we out for power, makin' cash It wasn't fast, it'll make me mad, I'm just like him My homie on the corner with his gat tucked in Youngins, they buckin' somethin' The life he lead's the life he don't need, don't we all know? He tryin' to rise up and we just go doe, still he rise [Young Noble] Dreams of lost hope I hit the strip broke where the fiends get coke And still I rise, now I float, cowards ghost Whenever we come around, I'm runnin' down Clutchin' a pound, live as sirens, duckin' the sound I used to hustle with my moms 'til the sun came My homie Harm doin' time from this drug game Stolen cars, war scars, born a Outlaw Behind bars, go to sleep just to see the stars Freedom is ours, though we trapped on a firm block Crackheads only 10 learn to duck cops [Yaki Kadafi] In '96 my Glock's my plastic, passion for blastin' bastards No faces for open caskets, peelin' your cap backwards You cowards ain't prepared for pistol practice I send my missiles through your mattress Leavin' holes in your body like a cactus While me and my crew be boppin' more greens than topic And loot to keep the seams in my motherfuckin' jeans poppin' Leavin' your spleen to pick up Half of you niggas is softer than a Snicker Let's go to war and see who draw quicker And still I rise, and still I rise… [Ta'He] Still I (still I), I rise (I rise), please, give me to the sky (to the sky) And if (and if), I die (I die), I don't want you to cry Still I (still I), I rise (I rise), please, give me to the sky (to the sky) And if (and if), I die (I die), I don't want you to cry Y'all niggas fake, all day everyday So now I got roller blades, bitch Thought you knew Your mouth is rich C'mon pops, let's go!

3 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Cars Tupac And Biggie Were Shot In To Be Sold For $2.2m by Makaveli1166(m): 6:15pm On Mar 10, 2018
he wasnt just a rapper but an activist and a role model too.quite pathetic he left at a very early age and most importantly the peak of his careear* but his unreplaceable work of art and wisdom words lives on.

Some words of wisdom*

2pac- still i rise
2pac-my block
2pac-life goes on
2pac-makaveli
2pac-street fame
2pac-me against the world(dear mama)
*too numerous to mention
Celebrities / Re: Cars Tupac And Biggie Were Shot In To Be Sold For $2.2m by Makaveli1166(m): 5:38pm On Mar 10, 2018
MAKAVELI THE DON"STEERING AT THE WORLD THROUGH MY REAR VIEW"*G.O.A.T* HIP HOP DIED THE VERY SECOND HE WAS SHOT.RIP HOMMIE AT THUG MANSION IN HEAVEN!
Sports / Does Arsenal Have Any Chance Againt Ac Milan? by Makaveli1166(m): 12:18pm On Mar 08, 2018
My fellow gunners i need your verdict here.with our current form do we have any chance against Ac milan?
Business / Re: Nigeria: Indorama Plans To Produce 750, 000 Tons Of Urea In 2018 by Makaveli1166(m): 8:37am On Mar 08, 2018
[quote author=free2ryhme post=65656032]

so indians are managing this company in Nigeria shocked

The nation is finished


of course yes. when i worked at Notore*a fertilizer,urea&ammonia producing company.
former NAFCON NIGERIA*now private{NOTORE]** just few kilometers from Indorama plant indians control the herm of affairs there too.
Business / Re: Nigeria: Indorama Plans To Produce 750, 000 Tons Of Urea In 2018 by Makaveli1166(m): 8:33am On Mar 08, 2018
[quote author=free2ryhme post=65656032]

so indians are managing this company in Nigeria shocked

The nation is finished

of course when i worked in Notore former NAFCON NIGERIA*now private* just few kilometers from Indorama plant indians control the herm of affairs there too.
Education / Re: What Is Intelligence Quotient (IQ) And How Is It Measured? by Makaveli1166(m): 8:17am On Mar 08, 2018
Been wondering what buhari's iQ is gonna sum up to*0.0001*hmm
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton & Hove Albion Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 4th March 2018 by Makaveli1166(m): 2:50pm On Mar 04, 2018
Comon fellow gunners We can still win this lleague*just need to have faith*

1 Like

Sports / Re: Chinedu Udoji Confirmed Dead In Accident by Makaveli1166(m): 7:15am On Feb 19, 2018
Rip bro

2 Likes 1 Share

Sports / Re: Nigeria Professional Football League Table After Week 8 Sunday Games by Makaveli1166(m): 10:08pm On Feb 11, 2018
i dont see any epitom of transparency in the nfl.
Travel / Re: Mysterious Facts, Incidents, And Disappearances That Still Remain Unexplained. by Makaveli1166(m): 11:11pm On Jan 21, 2018
An2elect2:
Had to quote this for future reference.

Brilliant!
i thought as much
Celebrities / Re: Some World Celebrities, Famous People That Died Too Young. by Makaveli1166(m): 8:58am On Jan 20, 2018
Duff my hat for MAKAVELI THE GREAT. G.O.A.T »steering at the world through my rear veiw
Food / Re: 90% Of Gas Cylinders In Nigeria Are Expired – Federal Government by Makaveli1166(m): 10:55am On Jan 14, 2018
amunkita:
As if our present politicians aint expired too.
very true*98% are substandard expired vegetables..

2 Likes

Sports / Re: Super Falconets Defeats Basetsana In South Africa (Video). by Makaveli1166(m): 10:00am On Jan 14, 2018
KekeNash:

we hate you yes but the reasons are not these above.
what is this one saying%-)
Health / Re: Precious Moses: 8-Year-Old Delta Girl With Massive Head Tumour (Photos) by Makaveli1166(m): 11:02pm On Jan 02, 2018
You can make your donations to this acct number 0059497575 diamond bank»
Religion / Re: Chidi Okoroafor, Assemblies Of God Church General Superintendent New Year Wishes by Makaveli1166(m): 12:28pm On Jan 01, 2018
Ride on my GS

1 Like

Sports / Re: Manchester United: Jose Mourinho Says £300m Spent Not Enough by Makaveli1166(m): 5:48pm On Dec 29, 2017
laffwitmi:
Mou is a failure like gej, almost relegated Chelsea like gej put naija in recession
i hope you dont carry this low iQ mentaly into 2018»please go and buy enough sense for next year.and get a job.and dont forget to drink alot of water.

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 10 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 73
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.