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So while he was trowing the stones, his sideburns were still intact, after they "snipped" him, his sideburns disappeared right?

ngwa nu. lets go there.

IGBO PEOPLE DON CREATE NOLLYWOOD, EVERYBODY DO USE AM TAKE DEY SHINE.

BIM should declare a sit-at-home at a certain date, and IPOB should do likewise at another date. We want to know who is fully in charge, so that the other one can shut the fvck up.

decatalyst:
You guys stole from a prostitute to sell to prostitutes


Is the phone not a prostitution phone so?


Even the sellers are the connecting link between prostitutes!

All of them are prostitute�

am happy for you.

decatalyst:
Thank God for saving him.


But the shape of this head ehn

That is how a normal head looks like. Anything other than that is "Hydrocephalus"

What is even the work of "Federal Road Safety" sef?

FortifiedCity:
Why run away? When you were humping you didn't know

So if i shoot ball go post, Goalkeeper no fit catch am?

Eco99:
....


Amateurs

His escape plan was not as good as his break in plan

Since he used camouflage to enter he should have used the false flag tactics to leave...both tactics always work perfectly in a simple mission.
Or even feint tactics

Amateurs


#Eco99#

Na so this one come dey form "Operative"

gidgiddy:
Christianity is just a branch of Judaism that believes that Jesus is the Christ.

That's the essential difference between Chistianity and Judaism. Both sects worship one God but the Judaist believes that Christ is yet to come.

There is still the "Messianic Jews"

angelboy01:
I had a very terrible dream last night. I saw myself coming down the plane and the first person I saw was buhari, he wore white clothes and he beckoned on me to come but I didn't answer him sha. Guys what does this dream mean abeg.

Artesunat 500Mg +

Kdon2:
God dey watch all of una!

All right, sorry for the trolling.

Kdon2:
God dey

na was oh. na "God dey" or Good Day" you wan talk? check time.

Kdon2:
Illiteracy is a fatal disease

you want to steal their proximity to their beloved moon sighters abi. kolewerk .

Davido found a girl he likes and then made her up into a woman he desires. Honestly, there are things to learn from what is going on over there.

Kdon2:
[s]They said they are not Yoruba yet there has been fierce agitation underground by the Yoruba population from the whole of kwara south to ilorin for the recognition of their communities as being yoruba. Let me educate you a little,there has been agitation by Yoruba group in kwara to resist attempt to erode their identity by the Fulani oligarchy in ilorin such as the one by this Alfa and many others. Recently There is a court judgement that recognises shao in the kwara north area as a Yoruba community when they rejected the Ilorin traditional institution imposed on them by the emirate council. Of course this is an educated era
so shao people went to court and won. The same resistance is currently recorded in jebba,bode saadu and other Yoruba communities in that area. The fact that a people found themselves in a place they had no choice over does not take away their right to their identity. Kwara state of today is 80% Yoruba. Forget the propaganda.[/s]

You SW Yoruba want to attache to Ilorin Ethnic Nationality because of their Natural Resources.

Truckpusher:
Loosing your mind over this fat thing shows how low some men can be.

Someone you've been diccking for how many years leaves you in the most horrible manner ever and you're crying instead of thanking God for relieving you from such a heavy load .You're crying

This is what you get when your life revolves around a woman.

Actually, some guys love phat girls. I have this customer that is a player, but i have never seen him with a girl that is not phat.

Kdon2:
Ode. keep deceiving yourself,you can't take their identity away from them even in a million years to come they will always remain Yoruba. Ilorin afonja Enu dun ju iyo

Ilorin natives have said that they are not Yoruba but Ilorin Ethnic Nationality.

Amagite:
Relationship expert, Joro Olumofin is out with another relationship advise for ladies.

This time, he says a man deserves to know his woman's body count from her. Read below...

"If you've been dating a guy for at least 6 months he deserves to know your Body Count & Sexual Activity History. For a relationship to Reach its Self Actualized State, honesty and full disclosure is paramount. A lot of ladies hide their ages and number of sexual partners from their boyfriends. This is wrong. Your boyfriend deserves to know your Body Count (BC) and (SAH) sexual activity history if you're not a Virgin. He should also share his. This will bring a blank slate ( Tabula Rasa ) into the relationship. A true man is meant to take you as you are with every line and curve. Sit your boyfriend down and tell him today."

Do you agree?

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/05/your-boyfriend-deserves-to-know-your-body-count-joro-olumofin-to-ladies.html


Cc; Lalasticlala

Oga,I dont want to ever know the name of anyone that has ever fvcked my girl.

karlboss:
One person buhari national disgrace
Another person buhari international disgrace
Another person buhari intercontinental disgrace

What more can I say?

Inter-Galaxial Disgrace.

....Don't mention.

ogorwyne:
As in ehn. I believe God is all powerful but this post almost made me laugh. What exactly is spiritual here? He just got lucky.

That is not even it. Maybe the pole was already fallen, and the driver drove close to the pole and they snapped picture and started with their "The God of David Ibieyeomi"

jomonic:
That model is farfetched. Furthermore constitutional reforms will not also work. Majority of non-Igbo love Nigeria the way it is or do not just care . We can also not achieve it by warfare because our land is hemmed in by foes whose only consolation in their despicable state is that the Igbos are stultified in development. Not about what is there for them. Migration outside Igbo land will continue unless our place is made conducive for business. This will mean that our politicians should get involved in what is happening all over Nigeria today. There is an effort to increase off grid generation of power all over Nigeria and we are lagging behind. I give kudos to those of our brothers who despite the tough conditions still operate in Igbo land.

Blessed is he who enlargeth Gad's territory. We are Gad and we will be liberated. I trust in your salvation o Lord! Me, an just doing siddon look dey wait when the water go boil.

"The God of David Ibieyeomi" doesn't have a name? Ana emenu. Ndi Pentecostal.

who bend her waist?

supporters of APC

*Modified

Is seun being serious?

The heart wants what it wants Sha. To me, cheating outside of marriage is relative. All guys here have main chicks and side ones, and if that is so, is your side chick not someone's main chic? and is your main chic not someone's side chic?.

dnapstar:
if you want to stay sane, never go through your partner's phone.

MVP

antidisestablis:
My guy, no cheating partner will leave any evidence on their phone. Take for instance my babe never leave any traces on her phone. Being hi-tech guy I was able to get both chat and phone conversation.

It is not expressly left there, just that you can put 2 or 3 together while going through their chats and figure it out.

Some actually leave it verbatim because they lock their phones with password, I mean, until the day their phone lock fails to activate on time and you get in.

So this drug abuse is not really abt being in the North? It seems it's all about being a Northerner.

Which language those guys dey speak up there?

Pangea:
Bilquis na yoruba girl o!
Chai the girl don spoil finish!


Yetide Badaki: Nigeria’s Hollywood sweetheart

When news broke of Yetide Badaki being cast as Bilquis in the upcoming TV adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s bestseller ‘American Gods’, fans of the book went into a frenzy. The character, played by Nigerian-born Badaki, is an ancient deity of love who craves worship and stars in possibly the novel’s most-discussed sequence, in which she devours a man whole without opening her mouth. Suffice it to say, the character’s a real man-eater. When she was asked how old she was, the young actress laughed and answered: “Age is always a funny thing in the industry. I like to keep a little mystery on the subject so I can play with the idea of age in every role.” The answer was laced with humour, and it set the tone for the following interview, which the Ibadan-born Hollywood actress granted Daily Trust. Herewith, are excerpts:

Daily Trust: You were born in Ibadan. How old were you when you moved to England?
Yetide Badaki: I was 3 when I moved to England then moved back to Nigeria when I was 6. I came to the US when I was 12. I had a great childhood. I got to grow up around people of many different cultures and beliefs, as I attended an international school. I also had lots of relatives whom made childhood a beautiful, fun-filled adventure.
DT: How often do you visit Nigeria, and when was the last time you did?
Badaki: I haven’t had the chance to go back since my sister’s wedding in 2006. Scheduling has been really tough. When I lived with my parents, we would always go back at least once a year.
DT: Have you ever been offered a part in a Nigerian movie?
Badaki: Sadly, no. People ask all the time if I ever have done one but I have never been offered a role.
DT: Are there any Nigerian movie directors whose work you like, and would like to work with someday?
Badaki: Andrew Dosunmu is doing some really interesting work. I’d love to work with him some day.
DT: How old were you when you decided to pursue a career in acting?
Badaki: Funny enough, I’ve wanted to act since I was six-years-old.
DT: You’ve done tons of great theatre work. How are you able to juggle stage, TV and film?
Badaki: I wish I could say I was some great master-planner, but honestly it has all just worked out.
DT: Your being picked to play fan-favourite character Bilquis in the TV adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods is generating tons of positive buzz. How did you prepare for the role?
Badaki: I train. I have an MFA in Theater. I do play readings wherever I can and just try and keep my instrument sharp. There is this wonderful acting studio in North Hollywood called The BGB studio. I was in class weekly.
DT: Did you read ‘American Gods’ prior to being cast as Bilquis, or was it your first time experiencing Gaiman’s work?
Badaki: I’m actually a huge sci-fi and fantasy geek, so I had read the book previously. I also am a fan of his musings in general. I sent a quote of his to myself at the end of 2015 to inspire me for the coming year. I guess it did a little more than inspire.
DT: Have you ever met Gaiman?
Badaki: He was at Comic-Con too. He’s a wonderful guy. Intelligent, warm and witty. It really is a pleasure getting to play in a world he has created.
DT: Was this year’s your first Comic-Con?
Badaki: Yes, it was, and I completely geeked out. Such a wonderful experience, filled with passionate people who are so filled with joy and love. I loved it!
DT: As an English Literature graduate, you must’ve read a ton of cool books. Did you also get into comic books and graphic novels?
Badaki: I love to read. Books have always been a great escape for me. I’ve read comics and graphic novels that I’ve enjoyed, but ultimately I have to admit that my favourite thing is a nice, thick book. That way, I don’t have to worry about it ending for a good, long time.

Source: Dailytrust

So a Yoruba girl was swallowing people with her puccy? whats new?

Pls i want to ask a question...

Why do women leave evidence of their cheating on their phones?

This stuff is what really baffles me.