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Education › Re: Chinaza Asiegbu Accepted Into 8 Ivy League Schools In US. Photos by Malawian(m): 4:46pm On May 04, 2018
Diso60090:
Igbo Akara
You get K-finger abi grin
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky: "My Househelp Stole My Dollars, iPhone And Nokia Phone" (Photo) by Malawian(m): 1:47pm On May 04, 2018
After you don bore hole for the guy yaansh, you no pay.
Politics › Re: nnnn by Malawian(m): 10:38pm On May 03, 2018
They stand out sha, and they love speaking their dialect. The Abakiliki boys that served my dad, When they start speaking their french that time enh. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Nigerian Air Force To Deploy Four Attack Planes To Igbo Land by Malawian(m): 10:19pm On May 03, 2018
at least, those planes go dey easier to commandeer.
Politics › Re: Do The Igbo Indigenous To South South Matter ? by Malawian(m): 7:31pm On May 02, 2018
QueenSekxy:
thank you very much.
I know too well that he's not Igbo.
Igbos should stop this comparison of ss and se Igbos cos such posts breed up this almajiris to start spilling nonsense.
Thanks alot.
Are you not getting it? The enemy is relentless, they start these stuff by themselves most of the time. In MNK voice, We must continue. wink
Politics › Re: Do The Igbo Indigenous To South South Matter ? by Malawian(m): 5:44pm On May 02, 2018
So All these one is just because River Niger passed through our lands?
Politics › Re: Mubi, Adamawa Mosque Bomb Blast (Graphic Photos) by Malawian(m): 6:23pm On May 01, 2018
Crossguy:
Even the bible said it, that the north will not have anything.Then the LORD said to me, "Out of the north the evil will break forth on all the inhabitants of the land.
Jeremiah 1:14
Politics › Re: DONALD TRUMP Forget To Make A Speech About IPOB , Shitte, Zarzarky by Malawian(m): 8:25am On May 01, 2018
" These Egyptians" we see today, we will see them no more. Egypt was a world power when God excised them from bondage, talk more of Nigeria.

Trump seems to have forgotten he is there to change the narrative, but have for sometime now maintained the status quo.

BIAFRA will come. God cannot be mocked.
Romance › Re: Dating A Girl Who Already Has A Boyfriend by Malawian(m): 12:15am On May 01, 2018
Buhari should go back to Daura. This decent girl i was wooing most of last year and i couldn't get her, just last december, she lost her job (i used to go to her office after work to toast her). I saw her in January but since then i hadn't seen her. On my way from work this night, i chanced upon her again. She is now doing olosho/runs. very heart rending.
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Nina ‘Miracle And I Had Sex Several Times’ – Ex-Housemate Confirms by Malawian(m): 11:59pm On Apr 30, 2018
25 Million Naira than i can "generate" with just N100 in Bet9ja ?

Culture › Re: Abohs Of Delta State Are Not Igbos by Malawian(m): 8:04pm On Apr 30, 2018
Abagworo:
I'm really amazed at the intelligence of these Europeans. They were able to observe that most Igbo speaking people existed as independent groups and that more are on the East of the Niger than the West.
They were spies.
Politics › Re: Enugu Police Confirm Explosion At Nnia Nwodo's House (Photo) by Malawian(m): 5:04pm On Apr 29, 2018
kettykings:
i dont think it is an attack by igbos, it is more like a domestic incident, i initally thought it was ipobs but i have of recent understood that there very intelligent folks in ipob who are light years ahead of Nigerian intelligence and who can never allow violence to be ipob's campaign method
Mabe it is Nwodo's idea of shoring up his tattered image and seek sympathy. He should be scrutinized properly, cos i see him in one of the pictures, as one who was genuinely attacked will still be in hiding.
Celebrities › Re: Remember Agu From Beasts Of No Nation Movie? This Is Him Now by Malawian(m): 7:16am On Apr 29, 2018
I would have sworn this AGU character was an Igbo.. until now of course.
Properties › Re: Truck Carrying Gas Cylinders Explode In Edo State, Houses Burnt. Photos by Malawian(m): 10:14pm On Apr 28, 2018
Edo State is about "One Main Road and Hundreds of appiam ways"
Nairaland General › Re: Man Carrying Plantain On His Head & Riding His Bicycle In Aba While Hawking (Pho by Malawian(m): 9:49pm On Apr 28, 2018
Saladin25:
Brown roof in Igboland. haha...
I have already answered you on first page.
Nairaland General › Re: Man Carrying Plantain On His Head & Riding His Bicycle In Aba While Hawking (Pho by Malawian(m): 12:19pm On Apr 28, 2018
Am sure someone must have saved some of those pics as proof of Brown Roofs in Igboland, for their information, those are brown coloured Witchtech Roofing Sheets. grin grin
Politics › Re: Catholic Bishops Ask Buhari To Resign, Ask Nigerians To Defend Themselves by Malawian(m): 2:42pm On Apr 27, 2018
semyman:
All the shared loot form the ineffectual buffoon is exhausted I guess?
I believe this statement was made by TY Danjuma. someone should ask him "How Market"
Politics › Re: Catholic Bishops Ask Buhari To Resign, Ask Nigerians To Defend Themselves by Malawian(m): 10:03am On Apr 27, 2018
clarocuzioo:
It is a National tragedy, it's unfortunate that we are in this mess. The most annoying aspect of the whole thing is that Osibanjo who is supposed to protect the interest of the church is telling us to keep praying when people are being killed on per second billing.
Osibanjo the blood of every clergyman, and by extension every Christian killed in this administration is on your head because you are so comfortable with it when you are supposed to protect them as you represent their intrest.
It's even heartbreaking the more that some people still wants to vote this administration again, For my following friends
Buhariguy
Madridguy
Gavelsam
Sarrki
Igbodefender
Yarimo and all those supporting this govt,
May the kind of peace experienced in Nigeria today never depart from your household and generation.
May your businesses and careers be run the way it is done in this administration.
May your household and generation Continue to "smile" the way Nigerians are "smiling" in this administration .
May the value of life of your household and generation be valued the way lives are valued in this administration.
May things continue to work for your household and generation the way it's working in this administration.
Since the sanctity of human lives no longer mean anything to us just because of stupid tribal, ethnic and religious sentiments.

Romance › Re: What's The Craziest Reply You Ever Got When You Said "I Love You"? by Malawian(m): 10:54pm On Apr 25, 2018
silence for going to a week now.
Crime › Re: Makurdi Youths Burn Vehicles & Tyres Over Killing By Fulani (Photos) by Malawian(m): 11:24pm On Apr 24, 2018
jrusky:
This us what I gave be telling them but still remain silent waiting for the world to react. You don't bury your head when enemy attack if you do he won't stop but when you face him blood for blood he will be afraid of you and thread with caution.

Benue people once again fight for yourself stop being stupid in the name of loyalty. Enough is enough.
if Igbo people didnt give these guy real War in the 60s, this is what would have been happening in Igboland right now.
Crime › Re: Dead Body Of The Catholic Priest Killed By Fulani Herdsmen In Benue (Graphic Pic by Malawian(m): 9:28pm On Apr 24, 2018
gidgiddy:
Armed Fulani herdsmen slaughtering people are just common criminals. The real terrorists are unarmed IPOB who have never killed anyone ~Federal Government
But this same TIV people were jubilating during Operation Python Dance 2. I visited one of their FB forum and i was just bowing for them. I couldn't believe "Christians" could have such hate in them.
Properties › Re: How Can I Evict A Flatmate? by Malawian(op): 9:27am On Apr 24, 2018
Funkybabee:
Oro ti o le !!!!


Go to police station and report the issues na just 2k and maybe with 500 u go spend nitori oloun or send sone areas boys...

Oh my God u are to dull
That one na default strategy, but Law na Law and i no read Law for school, so i need to know all the angles. Likew someone is saying that cutting off their light is illegal according to the law, even though say dem never pay bill since last year september.
Properties › Re: How Can I Evict A Flatmate? by Malawian(op): 9:25am On Apr 24, 2018
specter:
How much are they owing you now. Is it something substantial you can hold onto?

I mean the total debt including utilities they 've refused paying. If yes, pm.this dude. askalawyer, he will help you for next to nothing.

He is presently rendering free legal advice and services at the moment.
Shalom.
I stopped counting since August -September last year cos i had already got fed up with them and made up my mind to get them out. If i were to calculate, it could be in the region of 80k for the one who locked up the place,and 50k for the other one.
Properties › Re: How Can I Evict A Flatmate? by Malawian(op): 8:29am On Apr 24, 2018
Abudu2000:
To all of you commenting several ways for his to evict them didn't forget you all are tenants too and may God not let you jam a devil like op in your entire stay in Lagos.....op you are a good for nothing fellow and I would behead someone like u if u were close to me.
See this coward. You don hold Cutlass before? talk more about beheading someone. No be after you don conquer your fear, you go come dey issue threats? fear go let you? Ozuor
Properties › Re: How Can I Evict A Flatmate? by Malawian(op): 8:24am On Apr 24, 2018
Daboomb:
Bad idea, Dont ever do this!
It is unlawful and you could be going to jail for it.
Read Section 44 of the Tenancy Act properly
Haven't you been reading up? the last time they paid Nepa bills was around September last year. Even Nepa cuts your light every month you didn't pay.
Properties › Re: How Can I Evict A Flatmate? by Malawian(op): 12:55am On Apr 24, 2018
Chyx101:
Jux tie a red cloth to a calabash and put powder inside. Place it on ground close to your neighbors door
.

Properties › Re: How Can I Evict A Flatmate? by Malawian(op): 12:27am On Apr 24, 2018
Earthbound:
I'm pretty sure in the agreement you signed, your landlord must have indicated that subletting rooms in your flat is prohibited. Your flatmates probably have this knowledge too and are using it to f**k with you. Calling a lawyer won't do much. You have to use unconventional means to kick them out.
Well, I already got some ideas from this thread, like cutting off the electricity to their rooms. while my lawyer does what he does, Even though that one does missing in action a lot.
Properties › Re: How Can I Evict A Flatmate? by Malawian(op): 12:13am On Apr 24, 2018
naijainfogalery:
Number 1. What did you need a 3 bedroom flat for, you sound single , if you were married is a different case or using the other rooms as an office.

Anyways let's get to the main case, my dad is a landlord and I know how some tenants sometimes can be funny. If I were in your shoes. I wouldn't renew, I will just take excuse from Landlord to gimme 2 months, then when they won't be expecting I will get a new flat, self con preferably then move without telling them, these are the possible scenarios
a. Landlord didn't give them the house so he wouldn't even look at their faces to eject them
b. They are on a monthly payment plan and their payment has expired they can't sue you


But now that they wouldn't leave
a. Do not make any attempt to break their door, the moment you do haa that's when someone will tell you 10 million was in the room
b. Start by cutting off electricity to their rooms
c. Then change the main lock to your room, lock it up for 2 days without coming home but be prepared to be locked out too but anyone that mistakenly tries that, Just use community street shouting type to send him off your house, neighbors will add mouth to the matter
d. Unfortunate you can't do c because cohabiting another tenants and collecting money was against the agreement the landlord issued.

Intact all of una be the same thing
Do you know another funny thing? I have been in this compound going to five years, My Landlord never gave me an agreement. He never had need to worry about me cos my agent is his cousin and the agent has known me for quite sometime so he vouched for me.

These things are people specific. I don't see any reason withholding someone's money, I won't even be comfortable living without payment.

Like my tenant (in my inherited apartment), he is looking to leave cos he has finished his own house, but he still paid me a full year even though he might not stay more than 8 months before leaving. I didn't even give that one agreement, and he has never defaulted in his payments.

There is no science to know a person's character.
Properties › Re: How Can I Evict A Flatmate? by Malawian(op): 12:01am On Apr 24, 2018
GGirll:
Nobody thought of your safety after evicting them with police,soldier or lawyer...they can plan you up n even kill you since they know your house n routines....just quietly save n rent a house n move on .. delete them from Facebook n change your line if possible just silently disappear n never reconnect with them again they are bunch of ingrates n parasites...I rest my case.
Thought provoking
Properties › Re: How Can I Evict A Flatmate? by Malawian(op): 11:53pm On Apr 23, 2018
gift01:
Pack out without their notice. You should cut your coat according to your cloth. Get a self con. You spoilt them by not constantly keeping tabs with them in terms of monthly bills and it got to their head that they can toy with you. Don't even think of marrying or raising your kids there. You will surely get better apartment. I have said my little advice
I never really understood how people raises family in a room and parlour apartment. I didn't grow up that way, and don't know how to learn that stuff. I can afford the place only if I don't have to be carrying their water. I was actually looking for a 2bd flat but decided on this one cos the price was competitive. I intend to be here for a very long time, the compound is neat, relatively safe and never flooded. plus Nepa brings lights decently.
Properties › Re: How Can I Evict A Flatmate? by Malawian(op): 11:41pm On Apr 23, 2018
sisisioge:
Once the notice elapses, just change the locks to the main entrance and travel for 3 days. I'm sure no one would dare break the door. The one that locked up too won't have access until you are on ground.


This is why I'm super reluctant to share another flat, my DJ flattie now is a wonderful human being. Who knows, I might meet your kind of flatmates if I dare change. It is well o.
Actually, they broke down the door one night. I woke up around 2am only to discover that the main door was unlocked, since they are the ones that lock it every night as I have an alternate entrance to my portion in the flat, I simply locked it, thinking they forgot. On my way to work in the morning, I discovered they door was broken down from the hinges and kept to one side. That was when I realized they went clubbing that night and came in in the wee hours of the morning and rather than wait for daybreak, they proceeded to break down the door.

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