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Romance › Re: The Many Shades Of "No" by Malawian(m): 7:07am On May 23, 2018
utenwuson:
lol...
it's on record that I have never woo a lady to get the "No" answer, because I don't just walk up to random ladies to start a pick up line or so.

if I like a lady, all I do is form familiarity, it's takes weeks or even month, I may not even ask for your number until am sure u won't say "NO" I built all this things just cos of my ego,

I can't stop a girl on the road, never, if she nags or yell at me, I may go mad for days. I can lift a lady on the road and within me right inside my car I know if I ask of her number she will gladly give me, infact she will be expecting me to say " can I have your digit" but never, I just keep her in suspense for a long time so when I give out my normal pick up line.. the answer is "hmmmmm" and when a lady tells u this, bros u are already close to Hmmmm...

if u know u know.
But Bros, I don hear hmmmm several times o. What happen?
Investment › Re: What Business Can I Do With A 200k In Ibadan? by Malawian(m): 6:54am On May 23, 2018
Shugarlord213:
My fellow nairalanders, we just can’t wait for the government to help youths should we??

I have a 200k and I am looking forward to any business idea or plans I can invest it in or start something doing.

Location is Ibadan

Asides selling of clothes, or palm oil as that does not move market here at all


Mods, Make una help members of this section please... more opinions are needed
Build a public Toilet with water system. I know this sounds like a banter, but it is not.
Romance › Re: "My Dad Is A Pastor!" - Lady Begs Guy Threatening To Leak Her Nudes For 15k(Pic) by Malawian(m): 10:17pm On May 22, 2018
thesicilian:
Threatening to leak someone's nudes unless she gives you money is blackmail and it's a federal crime. In sane societies this guy would be in jail by now.
However if I were to be the girl, I'd call his bluff and tell him to leak it. If you pay him, he's just going to keep extorting you anytime he needs money. But if he decides to leak it now the whole shame will pass away within a month and he won't have any other hold on you.
The girl should have paid the blackmail money and then go ahead to release the nudes herself clandestinely. Na so bushmeat dey take catch Hunter.
Crime › Re: Man And His Girlfriend Before He Killed Her In Lagos (Photos) by Malawian(m): 9:04pm On May 22, 2018
If it was a murder for ritual, I don't think the man won't have planned everything to make sure he escaped culpability. It think this was a murder of passion, judging from the panicked attempt at disposal.
Crime › Re: Man And His Girlfriend Before He Killed Her In Lagos (Photos) by Malawian(m): 6:29pm On May 22, 2018
This man looks Igbo to me.
Politics › Re: BREAKING!! Heavy Tension At Ekwueme Square; IPOB Members Tortured, Arrested by Malawian(m): 6:08pm On May 22, 2018
Yyeske:
Lol, try another joke.
I heard you have packed out of that compound. We fit still track you sha. How many Yoruba guys can there be around Nkpor Juction. cheesy cheesy
Crime › Re: Photos Of The Man Who Killed His Girlfriend In Oshodi, Lagos by Malawian(m): 10:44pm On May 21, 2018
what can even make a guy feel so strong about a girl to the point of snuffing life out of her? I mean, this girl walked into my shop 2 weeks ago, and it took me almost 10 seconds to recognize her face. This was someone I used to suck her breast less than 2 years ago.
Politics › Re: #PMBAtWork: 2nd Niger Bridge Roars To Life( Pictures) by Malawian(m): 7:47pm On May 21, 2018
Up till now, one single Pillion never enter water, yet them dey form say dem dey build bridge. Ok nah.
Politics › Re: People Discovered A Plantain Tree That Produces Electricity (pic) by Malawian(m): 7:37pm On May 21, 2018
teemy:
If this is true, I hope someone would be wise enough to get a bench or table for those charging to place the phones before a mistake of pulling down the tree happening.
Everybody dey talk as e take concern am. grin grin
Politics › Re: People Discovered A Plantain Tree That Produces Electricity (pic) by Malawian(m): 7:37pm On May 21, 2018
teemy:
If this is true, I hope someone would be wise enough to get a bench or table for those charging to place the phones before a mistake of pulling down the tree happening.
Politics › Re: BREAKING!! Heavy Tension At Ekwueme Square; IPOB Members Tortured, Arrested by Malawian(m): 4:46pm On May 21, 2018
Yyeske:
You guys would never learn, just as I said before this meeting today in Awka that it will still hold despite their threats.
Since the meeting was held in Anambra where IPOB has been declared dead and buried, your sit at home won't work.
I have been trying to remember your name for sometime now. Maybe i will ask Madam Tallest to give me your name. grin grin
By now, you know i know you. Don't you?
Politics › Re: BREAKING!! Heavy Tension At Ekwueme Square; IPOB Members Tortured, Arrested by Malawian(m): 3:34pm On May 21, 2018
IPOB should just concentrate on the upcoming Sit-At Home,so that all these jokers are put in their place.
Politics › Re: Open Letter To President Buhari By Timi Frank by Malawian(m): 10:11am On May 21, 2018
I already knew Buhari was up to no good when i saw a picture of him wearing suit during the campaigns. I don't expect you guys to understand my reasons though, so i wont volunteer them.
Politics › Re: Open Letter To President Buhari By Timi Frank by Malawian(m): 9:59am On May 21, 2018
doctokwus:
It's only mentally challenged people that still think Buhari has anything to offer.
He is gross failure personified.
You have really come full circle, but Nzokwo o, how was it that you actually thought Buhari a messiah back in 2015
Properties › Re: Urgently Needed:a Room Self Contain In Abeokuta by Malawian(m): 9:11pm On May 20, 2018
yemibayo:
Good day. Please I'm in urgent need of a room self contain with toilet and bathroom in Abeokuta. It's very urgent. Thanks
If you try and don't succeed, TRY, TRY, TRY AGAIN.
Politics › Re: Intelligent Igbo Guys Needed On This Forum by Malawian(m): 9:06pm On May 20, 2018
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ahidjo:
I do think that that time has come for brilliant, thorough, highly intelligent Igbo folks to show their face on this forum. I say this because, we the smart Igbo guys have become truly frustrated by the many half baked, half-educated, beer-parlor, ill-trained, illogical, simplistic, hateful, dishonest Igbo folks who have continued to disgrace the truly smart Igbo people of Nigeria by their hatefu, illogcal and not-so-smart contributions on this forum. These Igbo simpletons have continued to see everything from ethnic angle, Buhari angle, APC or PDP angle. These shameless folks will stop at nothing to justify anything bad as long as such deed is perpetrated by PDP or Jonathan but on the other hand, castigate or disparage anything good as long as it is coming from Buhari or people that pander towards or work with him. When things don't go well, we should be able to condemn them irrespective of ethnicity, party or individuals involved and also praise good works of anybody irrespective of ethnicity or party affiliation. We must be thorough in our thinking and factual in our presentations and submissions. Beer-parlour ideas and submissions have completely taken over. Unbelievable level of hatred is the norm. It is sad that people in Otuoke have moved on but my people have refused to let go. Are they hypnotized? They now support every evil man as long as he is against Buhari and hate any good man that supports Buhari. When will this foolishness stop. We have a duty to stop this madness now otherwise these groups of characters will continue to disgrace and shame the smart, quiet but majority Igbo people like they did and continue to do with IPOB. Silence is not golden now. Remember that stupidity thrives when the smart ones say or do nothing. Over to you...
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Politics › Re: Female Suicide Bomber Overpowered While Trying To Blow Up Mosque. Photo by Malawian(m): 2:52pm On May 20, 2018
Airtimex:
What is wrong with some people undecided


She doesn't look like a northerner to me... embarassed
But we can see the "Mark of Esau" on her.
Politics › Re: Another Lagos APC Factional Chairman Elected by Malawian(m): 7:16am On May 20, 2018
edupedia:
party politics in Nigeria is about intrigues u have nothing substantial about anything...
You would be very sick to your stomach if you knew what I am talking about. Let me just tell you that Tinubu is no longer in charge in Lagos State. I won't tell you the end game because I actually want to see it happen to Tinubu. All these have been agreed since beginning of this year.
Crime › Re: Ritual Killer Caught With The Remains Of His Dead Victim In Ogun - Pictures by Malawian(m): 12:20am On May 20, 2018
what do these guys really do with human skulls?
Politics › Re: Another Lagos APC Factional Chairman Elected by Malawian(m): 9:32pm On May 19, 2018
If i told you guys half of what is going on in APC, You will shiver. Go through my Posts, i already informed you guys about this "broom united movement" a long time ago.

The amount of information about APC that i am privy to, you will shudder.

Honestly, i pity Tinubu and what has been cooked up for him. Just wait and see.
Family › Re: Would It Be Wise To Marry This Kind Of Person ? by Malawian(m): 10:58pm On May 17, 2018
eleyi gidi gan.

All the same, if she wants to make the decisions, let her. Just make sure you add other responsibilities to her portfolio. Like house rent, feeding money, utility bills and all what, you can switch roles with her and do the cooking, wash the dishes and co.

If after two months, she hasn't changed tunes, just remember those cartoon style of running, where the characters first rev their feets in circular motion before disappearing with a dash, and do likewise.
Romance › Re: Apprentice Mechanic Dies During Sex Romp With Food Vendor by Malawian(m): 7:55pm On May 17, 2018
This is why you should never listen to "Harder-Harder". Wash your engine at your own pace. You dey inside already.
Romance › Re: Okoro Blessing Nkeiruka Builds A House Of Her Own After Boyfriend Dumped Her by Malawian(m): 8:37am On May 17, 2018
And the babe set o. Only problem might be if she is a CeeCee.
Politics › Re: US Embassy, Jerusalem: Does Pres. Denial Mean Nigeria Is Now An Islamic State? by Malawian(m): 3:11pm On May 16, 2018
funreadingbooks:
Please stop. You are disgracing intelligent Christians. The guy you are arguing with is telling the simple plain fact. Yes, according to the Bible the Israelites were given that land. But 2000 years ago, they killed the son of God and God punished them by destroying them and scattering them from the land. They can't come back 2000 years later and start to claim land that others have since settled on. That is why they had to buy the land from the current owners of the land in 1948.

Imagine some people came to your village in 1948 to buy land. Your elders sold to them. Then small small they start to encroach on land that you didn't sell to them. Then they establish their own government in your village and proclaim their independence. Will your village people accept?
I hope if i go through your posts, i wont find you anywhere supporting "Grazing Reserves"?
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Nina Dumped By Miracle Igbokwe And His Family - Insider by Malawian(m): 1:11pm On May 16, 2018
Chukazu:
It's amazing the way the society blames a woman for been sexually free but says nothing or even praise a man involved with same woman.

You all castigating Nina for been a$$hh...but hailing Miracle?

Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Nina Dumped By Miracle Igbokwe And His Family - Insider by Malawian(m): 1:04pm On May 16, 2018
adadike:
Nina, I warned you, okwa ngwara gi agwa. ina ra amu na abughi nke gi. I hope u ve seen the end of it all now? your eyes don clear! ome go gi vum n'anya
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Politics › Re: Buhari Approved The Release Of National Stadium, Surulere To Lagos State by Malawian(m): 7:18pm On May 15, 2018
Omoluabi9:
I don hear oooh!
Ewu Biafra! grin
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Politics › Re: Buhari Approved The Release Of National Stadium, Surulere To Lagos State by Malawian(m): 5:58pm On May 15, 2018
Omoluabi9:
Nice....

One step closer to Yoruba Nation Autonomy!

This is how a succession is done. (Not shouting ''Give Us Biafla'' all over the place.)

God Bless the Yoruba Nation. Amen!!!
Good luck with your Yoruba Nation, just comot eyes from our Biafra quest. She ogbo? ?
Forum Games › Re: Riddles That Can Crack Your Brain by Malawian(m): 10:06pm On May 14, 2018
Drniyi4u:
One man was 25 years old in 2000 and 20 years old in 2005. How is that possible?
February 29.
Politics › Re: Police And Jewish Worshippers At Nnamdi Kanu's House Clash (Photos) by Malawian(m): 9:40pm On May 14, 2018
Yyeske, I hope you are not that Yoruba man living at IKB igboanugos house near Nkpor junction?
Politics › Re: Police And Jewish Worshippers At Nnamdi Kanu's House Clash (Photos) by Malawian(m): 9:35pm On May 14, 2018
Yyeske:
Akiko n'egwu, continue deceiving yourself
This is like the 5th or 6th time I have seen you use this "Akiko...." please, what part of Anambra says "Akiko" cos what I know is "Akuko"
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Snipers Kill Disabled Protester (Disturbing Photos) by Malawian(m): 8:13pm On May 14, 2018
bonccobon:
I watched a video where an Iranian was shot when some Israeli soldiers discovered he was strapped with a bomb...................The Iranians came out in mass protesting and carrying the body of the suicide bomber guy on their heads in their middle. They were in thousand march anf protesting ....only for the bomb still wrapped round the dead guy detonated and killed them in great numbers.....Is the God of the Israelites not wonderfulhuh
I watched that video, i dont think the dead guy was strapped cos after the bomb detonated, they body of the dead guy was still intact. I think some other suicide bomber joined the procession.

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