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Education › Re: Ambrose Alli University On Fire by Malawian(m): 9:54pm On Feb 20, 2017
The kind indefinite closure wey dey load now enh, i suggest all man for ujemen, both students and FBIs to relocate to benin immediately.
Education › Re: Ambrose Alli University On Fire by Malawian(m): 9:52pm On Feb 20, 2017
darlenese:
Olodo be like ...


Let every thing burn , including our GPA grin, so that everybody can start all over grin
It is because of you i changed my signature. Read grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Yahoo Masquerade Spotted At Lagos Cyber Cafe Seriously Chatting With Maga by Malawian(m): 10:26am On Feb 20, 2017
is that a cyber cafe or a den of iniquities?
TV/Movies › Re: 10 Old School Commercials Mostly 80’s Kids Can Relate To by Malawian(m): 8:35pm On Feb 19, 2017
am old o. where did the years go?
TV/Movies › Re: Throwback Pics Of BBNaija Bisola Wit Iyanya At 1st Ever MTN Project Fame In 2008 by Malawian(m): 6:11pm On Feb 19, 2017
decatalyst:
E be like say u dey beef tony abi grin
no, but i no understand how the man dey always dey wear knickers.
Crime › Re: Man Found Dead Inside A Gutter In Warri, Delta State (Photos) by Malawian(m): 6:09pm On Feb 19, 2017
kabawa:
E pain amm grin
why you dey shine me your gworo teeth nah? wetin ido you?
Crime › Re: Man Found Dead Inside A Gutter In Warri, Delta State (Photos) by Malawian(m): 5:10pm On Feb 19, 2017
kabawa:
It's only Islam that have angels serving Allah

Christianity believe in female angels ie demons grin
when i talk my own now na fatwa go dey run through your mumu brain.
Agriculture › Re: Indian Garri Being Sold In Nigerian Supermarkets (Photos) by Malawian(m): 5:09pm On Feb 19, 2017
BetaThings:
Why can the two not go hand in hand?
Or must we deal with Boko Haram before throwing out kidnappers?
when will you have sense?
Crime › Re: Man Found Dead Inside A Gutter In Warri, Delta State (Photos) by Malawian(m): 4:19pm On Feb 19, 2017
madridguy:
Below are the names and functions of the 10 leading Angels (alayhum salam).

Jibril: To deliver the Divine Revelations from Allah (Subhanahu wa Ta’ala) to His chosen Messengers from among the prophets (alayhum salam).
Mikail: To manage man’s mundane necessities, bring forth rain and oversee the cultivation of crops.
Israfil: To blow the Trumpet: once, for the destruction of the universe; and again, for the Resurrection of all accountable beings to face Judgment Day.
Izrail: Angel of Death, the most fearsome of them all, who does not delay nor expedite the hour of claiming the soul.
Maalik: Guardian of Jahannum (Hell-fire), an unwelcome sight, for the unfortunate and wretched dwellers of the eternal fire.
Ridwan: Guardian of Paradise, who welcomes the Prophets (alayhum salam) and the righteous who have been blessed by Allah (Subhanahu wa Ta’ala).
Munkar : To question the dead on issues relating to his/her God, prophet Salla Allahu ta’ala ‘alayhi wa Sallam, religion, belief, deeds, etc. Questioning in the grave.
Nakir: To question the dead on issues relating to his/her God, prophet Salla Allahu ta’ala ‘alayhi wa Sallam, religion, belief, deeds, etc.
Raqib: Sits on man’s right shoulder to record his/her good deeds.
Atid: Sits on man’s left shoulder to record his/her evil deeds.
Together Raqib and Atid are called the Kirama Katibeen.
“(Remember) that the two receivers (recording Angels) receive (each human being), one sitting on the right and one on the left (to note his or her actions. Not a word does he (or she) utter but there is a watcher by him ready (to record it).” (Qur’an 50:16-18) In another verse (82:11), these Angels are referred to as Kiraman Katibin or “honorable scribes”.
ok
Agriculture › Re: Indian Garri Being Sold In Nigerian Supermarkets (Photos) by Malawian(m): 4:07pm On Feb 19, 2017
world1:
Alot is wrong with it.
Nigeria is the largest producer of cassava. How on earth should we be importing gari into our market? We are not encouraging our industry to grow at all. Umudike and IITA should have better technologies for the processing of cassava into gari than importing from India.
deal with "herdsmen" first, before garri importers
Crime › Re: Man Found Dead Inside A Gutter In Warri, Delta State (Photos) by Malawian(m): 4:05pm On Feb 19, 2017
madridguy:
RIP

Facts and Benefits of Ayatul Kursi

When leaving home, if one recites it once, the Almighty has one group of Angels to come and protect you. If recited twice, 2 groups of
Angels are assigned to do this. If recited 3 times Allah tells the Angels not to worry as the Almighty himself takes care of him.
does Islam have Angels? what are their names?
TV/Movies › Re: Throwback Pics Of BBNaija Bisola Wit Iyanya At 1st Ever MTN Project Fame In 2008 by Malawian(m): 4:02pm On Feb 19, 2017
decatalyst:
And #BBN just offered her a platform to 'blow'!

No wonder she doesn't mind dancing raunchy and kissing every dick and harry undecided
you could have said "every dick and tony" grin grin
Politics › Re: Congratulation Nigeria So So So Had Been Confirmed Dead! by Malawian(m): 12:02pm On Feb 19, 2017
oyinkinola:
The death confirmed today in The Court of Appeal in Port Harcourt. Late pdp left behind many looters and symphatisers.
RIP
msheew
Pets › Re: Port Harcourt Dog Walk 2017 Was Incredible, Superb And Amazing!!! by Malawian(m): 11:53am On Feb 19, 2017
logadims:
These are the shots I could take....



Now, you see that port harcourt has got quality dogs that can compete with any standard in the World..

I will like to say a big thank you to all those who worked really hard to make this Dog walk a success( if I start calling names, this place will get filled) and to all those who made it to the Walk I say may God richly bless you.


Cc
Seun
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
no single "ekwuke" all through your pictures? and we are saying "buy nigerian" ?
Health › Re: 5 Amazing Health Benefits Of White Star Apple (agbalumo/udala) by Malawian(m): 9:00am On Feb 19, 2017
VastFinder:
It is a season fruit and its most liked by many people, maybe due to the sweetness or Beneficial in the body. Ion know. Botanically called “chrysophyllum albidum,” the fruit is mostly cultivated in the rural areas and is very common during the months of December to April.

The fruit is mostly found in African countries like Nigeria, Cameroon, Cote d’ Ivorie, Uganda and Niger Republic. However in Nigeria the white star apple is popularly referred to as Agbalumo and Udara by the Yoruba’s and Igbo respectively.

This wonderful fruit is picked by Africans on their way to the farm, during the era of our forefathers. But nowadays you get it from the marketplace as it has become a source of income to the people mostly living in the rural areas. During white star apple season you will see both adult and children savoring the great taste of this indigenous fruit.

But have you ever cared to know about the health benefits of the white star apple.

Just in case you don’t know, the African cherry is highly nutritional and can help a lot in many ways

Health Benefits of White Star Apple
1. The bark of the tree according to research was used traditionally to treat yellow fever and malaria, while the leaf treated wounds, stomachache, and diarrhea

2. Agbalumo/Udara is a natural remedies for toothache, constipation, sore throat, and much more. Also in some parts of Nigeria the seeds are used to treat vaginaland skin infections

3. White star apple had been suggested to contain more vitamin C than orange and guava, the fruit is also rich in calcium, iron potassium, phosphorous, magnesium, tannins, flavonoids, terpenoids, and phyto-chemicals.

4. When the udara/agbalumo is consumed for its flesh, it can help lower blood sugar and cholesterol, prevent and treat heart diseases.

5. The fruit is known to have anti-oxidant properties that help fight cancer and treatment of diabetes.

There are other health benefits of white star apple not written here but now you know, do not miss an opportunity to make good use of its season to purchase the fruit and enjoy its many heath benefits.

Source: https://vastfinder..com/2017/02/5-amazing-health-benefits-of-white-star.html

lalasticlala, dominique, Sissy3, Mynd44, MissyB3, obinoscopy, tjskii, farano
One thing you forgot to add, and i found out the hard way is,excessive consumption locks your shiiit inside your bowels
Crime › Re: Okada Rider Beheads School Boy (Graphic Photo) by Malawian(m): 7:52pm On Feb 18, 2017
Omoluabi16:
Just hang him. A public execution should do. .I'll pay to watch him die.
you recall the so-called "8 year old boy" that that was killed for stealing garri? am sure we all know the true story now, however, what people dont know is that night life have returned to that area where it happened. even as at 11-12pm,you will still be seeing people moving around there. this was a place that was no go area after 10.30 before.

all i am saying is some good can come out of it if one of these heartless fvckers is make public example of.
Celebrities › Re: Malawian Lady: "Nigerians Worship Their Celebrities". Nigerians React by Malawian(m): 6:34pm On Feb 18, 2017
angry
Fashion › Re: This Weight Loss Viral Photo Will Leave You Speechless by Malawian(m): 2:02pm On Feb 18, 2017
softwerk:
Yes, i'm not only speechless but stunned; shocked

To think that I have been working to loose weight around my waist for the past 4years now without any visible resultcry
reduce Sp**m intake. Start from somewhere wink wink
Education › Re: Enugu Police Arrest Primary School Students For Not Doing Assignments(pics) by Malawian(m): 1:45pm On Feb 18, 2017
zoba88:
I don't know how true is this story but according to Nkem who shared the photos,Enugu state police arrested primary school students for not doing their assignments.She wrote...

'Enugu State Government Police in conjuction with Early Dew Montessori "primary" School GRA Enugu, arresting 4 to 7 year olds and putting the behind a hilux -thesame place they put dead bodies, and where they could have jumped out from fearfully- for not doing their assignments'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/02/enugu-state-police-arrest-primary.html
They are simply teaching the kids "Citizenship" in a practical manner. although you are right about there being where they pack dead bodies.
Health › Re: Picture Of Billboard Sighted In Onitsha by Malawian(m): 1:03pm On Feb 18, 2017
http://www.internalmedicineandpediatrics.com/ although i still dont know what it means
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Produces Bullet Proof Version Of Innoson SUV That Can Stop AK47 Bullet by Malawian(m): 12:18pm On Feb 18, 2017
pacino26:
This is what I call the undying IGBO SPIRIT. Chukwuma me oso oso tinye ndi oso afia ka elenite ugbala I na emeputa.
Dialetes should not be spoken on public forum, Go Cental abeg. some of us no understand you o. huh huh
Politics › Re: We Are No Longer Comfortable Being Part Of Nigeria - Igbo Leaders. by Malawian(m): 3:20am On Feb 18, 2017
morscino:
Guy stop fooling urself...d igbos don't sell lands to non-igbos...I experienced dis is Aba(2015)
What did u want to build there? Brown roof look me i wozz u? We dont let peiple ruin our skyline. Moreover, if you really wanted to buy land, you could always go through an intermediary.
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Will Not Speak To Nigerians From London – Femi Adesina by Malawian(m): 7:09pm On Feb 16, 2017
stephnie1:
I stand With PMB
Buharideen like you.
Politics › Re: Biafran Leader Announces New Date For Country's Independence by Malawian(m): 11:27pm On Feb 14, 2017
kettykin:
I don't understand how a man who just got released from jail is committing the same offence, there is something driving these fellows that we don't know.
After Mandela got released from jail, he resumed his struggle. Go figure.
Family › Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating? by Malawian(m): 5:25pm On Feb 14, 2017
jusRadical:
No!!!!!!

For what!!!!!!

Eeeehhhhhh!!!!!

You wan scatter his home abi?
it will help in the long run. trust me.
Family › Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating? by Malawian(m): 4:20pm On Feb 14, 2017
brasilia:
OK thanks, yes we have been having issues, but she is not open to reconciliation, I beg even if she is wrong or I am wrong. Anytime I dare try to express displeasure on anything she gets very very angry...
kick her out! now!
Politics › Re: Donald Trump to Call President Buhari, Zuma on Phone Today by Malawian(m): 4:09pm On Feb 13, 2017
oloriLFC:
And so? Is he God? So because Trump wants to call, people should fall over themselves including our President? Rubbish!
THIS WAS HOW YAHAYA JAMEH'S SUPPORTERS WERE TALKING UNTIL JUNGLE MATURED. grin grin
Politics › Re: Buhari's Death Could Provoke War Between Hausa And Yoruba - France by Malawian(m): 11:58am On Feb 13, 2017
obaaderemi:
Can't you see you are bothering yourself over a fool?stop replying them.they are in pain.they have been in pain since july 1966.you should pity them a bit.
this one don already dey weep profusely already. chai
Politics › Re: Buhari's Death Could Provoke War Between Hausa And Yoruba - France by Malawian(m): 11:51am On Feb 13, 2017
machinery1:
How the cyber cafe?
Asinwin
Politics › Re: Buhari's Death Could Provoke War Between Hausa And Yoruba - France by Malawian(m): 11:51am On Feb 13, 2017
zendy:
Of the 3 main ethnic groups, Yorubas are the ones who have fight in them.

Osibanjo will be shoved aside just like they did to Brigadier Ogundipe
I think you made some mistakes. "Have Fight" or "have Flight" uslain bolt style grin grin

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