₦airaland Forum

Obdk:
Are you in anyway insinuating that osun is competing with Anambra

Meeen, you are funny. To think i have been angry since sunday cos of the stunt my chic pulled, but after reading this exchange, i have forgotten my sorrows. LWKMD

ItsMeAboki:
As long as you foreigners leave our shores, then whatever is ok.

Imagine this desert dweller talking about "shores"
Chai.
Abeg someone with PEJ's picture should do the needful

Benekruku:
Flat-headed dwarfs re full of hate!


But they benefit such in Lagos and condemn it in there own region


Hate has gotten no one far......

Ebonyi is Igboland, but Lagos is NoMan'sLand

Young03:
This man is making sense oo
Is jesus God?
Or The son of God

Jesus Christ is God. Jn chapter 1 vs 1-5

ItsMeAboki:
Who want to steal which land?
You ppl should kuku pack and back to your country Israel because you are not even Africans talkless of Nigerians but Middle Easterns - you are just land grabbers.

Your are making a hell of a noise now because of this British contraption. Dont worry, a time will come when you will seek permission from us to talk.

Sote Yorubad also have name for wife battery. Abeg which one own be incest.

babyboss20:
I am not understanding

Afin is yoruba word for Albino

Are you sure she is not a yoruba Afin ?

laudate:
Guy, your story is incomplete. What is the name of your community? And in which area or local govt is this custom practised?

What happens to such children whose mother was not legally married to the dead man when he was alive, after they are born? Why do you think children who are conceived 10 years after a man died, would be classified and accepted as the dead man's offspring? Don't think it is possible, though....

That stuff is very real. One woman who married into my extended family now has a "wife" who have since born more than 5 kids for her late husband.

dadavivo:
it takes one to know one

Or maybe u have dated one. Stop being emotional.

Why hasn't anyone noticed that TBoss is a lesbian?

codedslayer:
You mean 1k usd is my monthly rent in NY? Buhahahahaha. You are running mad already, I am not your set. You are just a cafe attendant, living with your boss. I know you very well so stop the pretense. I can help your pathetic life if you are humble.

when dem locate this one now, e fit go be say na ajamgbadi or badagry outskirts him base.

abejide1000:
Hmm, brother, you can lie for Nigeria. Another Lie Moham..d spotted

Am not lying o. That was why it was an issue to me, i had first passed them knowing full well they were both male, i had even walked a decent distance, only to turn around to see both of them doing it. I had to come back closer to confirm their genders once again. This happened around 2009/2010, but till today, it is still etched on my mind like it was yesterday.

codedslayer:
Buhahahaha so you dont own the mansion again? Lmao. You lie pass the devil, only God knows what you gain in your lies. I don laugh tire.

you are hurting, we know. the kind money wey you see for the receipt, e reach to pay for your one room face me i face you "apartment" for 10years. kpele.

codedslayer:
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You can never get sense, showing your boss dirty living room is a sign of inferiority complex. When will you grow up? Cafe attendant, you really dont have any shame at all. Spits

Am the boss.

Dronedude:
Sorry bro, i think your dog may be a gay dog.

Have yiu tried taking it close to male dogs?

you know, i saw gay dogs during my service year in Kaduna, i had to come back to confirm their gender. i had no idea animals could be gay.

stubornnn:
Liepob, post a link to this event or story of this your watery lie because I know this only happened inside your empty head.

If una get power, why you no go rescue nnamdi kanu like vampire was rescued all this while... Useless cowards

The whole igbo nation cannot even rescue their own hero...

go to Ojo and ask your baale there how many hours he knelt down in the hot sun to beg us.

codedslayer:
Ekene and lies. No wonder you still live with your old parents, you lie daily and reason cant succeed. Grow up and face your cybercafe attendant work.

all my cowardly homeboys have since changed monikas, am the last of my kind here.

i be wan show you my parlour this night but i decided not to.

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actually, i change my mind

hotwax:
You dont understand ILe-Ife...Ife is a war city. Ife People are harmed to the tooth. Ile-Ife is technically in war with Modakek. The 2 sides are ever ready for war.

There are many beasts in human form in Ile-Ife. These are different from Enugu Youth.

I am from Ile-Ife, these people am talking about are evil.

Ask any military man serving in Ile-Ife.

Ile-Ife is a suicde mission for any Fulanis. What they can do is revenge in another part of the country. But that fetish city called Ife? LOL,....ko le werk

you dont really need to tell me. I once sought admissions in OAU. my elder brother and my younger brother are both alumnis of the school. i recall once when i went to check on my brother just after that Ife-Modakeke fight (My bros house was at Modakeke). you needed to see a ghost town in that Modakeke, with numerous semi burnt buildings there. I did not meet my brother cos they relocated to Ede road. Imagine that i slept in Modakeke all alone and outside o, cos my bros locked his house, and there was no Gsm then if i recall.

we all know why enugu stuff happened. the youths found out about the herdsmen massing on their borders, they organized themselves to go and disperse them, all from no where, nigerian army appeared and arrested all the youths in question and locked them away, leaving the community deviod of able bodied youths to defend it, then the herdsmen attacked. This one that happened in Ife was not planned so they were taken by surprise. wait for them, they will come back, especially now that their oga don return.

stubornnn:
Those ones na pankere we go use flog them whenever they misbehave just like we did to their eze in akure.

Ipob people are the easiest to deal with because they are cowards

heee see this one o. him just chop ewedu, now im mouth just dey flow. No be so una do anyhow for alaba international that time, until nwafors began butchering your OPC, sotee una baale come market come nedown beg Igbos say im done do.

how they come to your area and how they go back to theirs

Ceema1:
Lol. E pain am. Thank God we don't do drugs and baby factories. Dude lagoon is always available for u plss. I know u are pained. Hahahahahaha more pain to any ipods plsss.

Just say the Truth, your painment is because bubu is still alive and your people's sorry attempt at taking over power has been dashed for now. Watch out o. Now that their oga has returned, they will revisit Ile Ife affront by you slaves to your masters.

Nke a ga ato ka otu ana ara ara.

Ishilove:


Although I think this kind of 'smear' tactic will only work in societies that are not influenced by 'stomach infrastructure'

Your words dont mean what you mean by your words.

I have seen that style before jare. Bisola was actually massaging his meat for a while. Can anybody tell me where bisola's left hand went to? I have done that style with a chic before, so i recognized it immediately. Correct people here will even verify.

Women really dont know how to share with one another.

pkang:
I worked with my boss for four years before parting with him. Two years later after I have left for another city, he called me and opened a plumbing shop for me to manage. Sales was too low so we converted the shop to Merrybet shop. Sales was low also because we had a surebet competitor before bet9ja came and slept my customers although the Surebet is still in business.
We relocated on January to a new site with my boss paying 90% of the rent. On our new location, we hardly play 1000 on Saturdays which is a major day where others are playing up to 100000.
I could not complete the payment to the shop because my boss has refused to pay. I have not even received salary for two months. Today the landlord rented the shop and refund me the money for seven months.
My boss is angry at me. Now I have seen a new shop although close to another bet shop but I don't know if I should go head up to rent the shop or tell my boss before doing so.
Secondly, I don't know if I am missing on managerial skills to make the business grow.
Although am an introvert but I don't see that as affecting people from coming to play.
Very confused right now as I am considering leaving .
Advise needed .

when next you are looking for shop, look for a location practically next to a major cyber cafe.

freshness2020:
I thought I was too wise when I read this
https://www.nairaland.com/3660930/5-reasons-should-cook-home

Let me go straight to thr point, don't mind my typing errors.
I rushed out of the house as usual to get some food to munch this evening as a bachelor . Glory be to God I found one buka (My first time patronizing her though, Let me hide her nationality), bought my food and dashed home salivating.
Got home, brought out my spoon and started eating slowly, fortunately the light came on. Guess what I found in the food! A full blown cockroach staring at my face. I almost ate it if not the light that came on.

Let's be very careful and be health wise when patronizing roadside bukas.


Now am going to sleep on an empty stomach .

I hope you removed the coakroach and continued with what you were doing?

lonelydora:
A big lie.

actually, no be lie, police stop me last sunday, even though i hold all my papers, dem be ask for sunday tonic and i did not have to give them, they let me go. if na VIO, already, one go don dey inspect your tires, another one your winscreen. ask drabrey was here, make him tell you wetin him use eye see, sote him begin speak long grammar

Olusharp:
These might sound ridiculous, but there are countries where citizens are being begged to have sex by the Government.

1. Denmark.

The Danes have such a low fertility rate (around 1.73 children per woman) that a national travel company has come up with a series of bribes to get women to have more kids.


2. Russia.

According to Tech Insider, Russia is experiencing a shitstorm of anti-baby factors. HIV and alcoholism are rife, women aren’t having kids and men are dying young.

It all got so bad that in 2007, the government declared 12 September the official Day of Conception. where people get the day off for making babies.

Women who give birth exactly nine months later – on 12 June, win a fridge.


3. Japan.

We know that Japan is experiencing something of a dry spell. A 2011 survey found that 61% of unmarried men and 49% of women aged 18-34 weren’t in any kind of romantic relationship.

To try and get their young people creating families, scientists came up with Yotaro – a robot baby designed to give people a preview of parenthood. Students at the University of Tsukuba theorised that if young people could see themselves as potential mothers and fathers, they’d be more emotionally ready to settle down.

4. Romania

During communist times, if you weren’t providing future state labourers by having kids, you had to pay instead. There was a 20% income tax for childless couples, and in the 1980s, women were forced to take gynaecological exams to ensure that all pregnancies went to term.

Today, the fertility rate is still rock bottom.


5. Singapore

Singapore has the lowest fertility rate in the world, with just 0.81 children per woman.
They’ve also placed a limit on the number of small one beds available to rent to encourage cohabitation, and the government reportedly spends around $1.6 billion on various programmes to get people to have more sex.giphy

In fact, the government offers cash to people who have more than one child. Parents receive a ‘baby bonus’ of around $4,400 (£2,545) for their first two kids and $5,900 (£3,413) for their third and fourth.

6. South Korea

Offices turn off their lights at 7 pm on the third Wednesday of every month – AKA Family Day. Workers are encouraged to get themselves home so that they can enjoy some lights-out action.


7. India

While the general population of India is thriving, their Parsis community is slowly dwindling. And that’s lead to a number of questionable ads encouraging people to ‘Be responsible – don’t use a condom tonight’.

Other campaigns have shamed men living at home with lines like ‘Isn’t it time you broke up with your mum?’

Brutal but effective – there were just 61,000Parsis living in the country in 2001, and at the last census, there were 69,000.


8. Italy

You wouldn’t think somewhere as passionate as Italy would have a sex drought, but their fertility rate is below the European average.

So, the Italy has started running campaigns to remind Italians that time stands still for no (wo)man.

Lines include: ‘Beauty knows no age, fertility does,’ and ‘Get going! Don’t wait for the stork’.


9. Hong Kong

Inspired by Singapour, Hong Kong started giving out cash to couples to try and encourage them to have kids.

Alas, the plan never quite took off.


10. Spain

https://i1.wp.com/www.icloudupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Edelmira-Barreira.jpg?fit=800%2C690Minister for Sex appointed in Spain

As employment rates are rising, fertility rates are dropping. Half of young people are out of work. And to combat the trend, the Spanish government have hired a special commissioner to try and reverse them.



Source http://www.trendsng.com/2017/03/10-countries-begging-it-citizens-to.html

how much is their visa?

Am not understanding o

Is Hundred thousand not enough to buy foodstuff that would last a couple for a whole year?

bag of rice

bag of beans

bag of okporoko

and so forth.

na those chics wey do mouth like fish, na dem dey ask this yeye question.

Ugosample:
Which kind reasoning be this?

You are a kid if u cant see the subtle politics going on on that show. When deborah oluwarise aka debbie harassed Bassey to the point of almost rape, nobody heard anything from anybody, once kemen touched their sister, it became harrasment,and the lynch mob took to overdrive. Anyways, you are meant to be in the culture section. Don't quote me again