Food don done for wailers. Oya come and wail.


I am dedicating my FTC to everyone who believes that Nigeria is on the path to Greatness under the President Buhari led administration.

TEACHING


This profession has been there ab-initio

Ok

#RIP_Bridget.

Your killers shall know no peace.

I saw 12



Am I right or Am I right?

OP, are you the "aggrieved staffs"? Your moniker is PLURAL.





Just saying

Happy birthday my Long term Crush and Birthmate. May our days be long and merry.





Ogologo ndu na arusiike nwanne nwanyi oma

Happy birthday to these set of WONDERFUL people.



#1. ME
#2. GENEVIEVE NNAJI
#3. ALEX IWOBI
#4. ALL MAY 3rd NAIRALANDERS/BORNS all over the world.

Remain blessed.

lexyclasy:
because u are just 30yrs that's why you allow me to crack my head with calculator....well i forgive u because its your birthday...be happy congrats

No Vex.

When power drops to 2MW.

All is well that ends well. We are waiting for April 7th Dr. Kachikwu

Sai Baba...










In other news

Okay.










In other news...

You carry your own hands dig your own grave.



Sorry



I pray you survive it so that next year na April Wise you go be

“I do apologise for the comment that I made jocularly with my friends in the press about being a magician and it offended Nigerians. It was not meant to be, it was a side jocular issue."






How can you joke when Nobody is laughing?

TANTUMERGO007:
insecurity everywhere

Blame Buhari

He said and I quote

"Fuel queues shall end by April 7th"



Let's hold him responsible if the contrary is the case then.


April 7th is 10 days away.

The deputy governor said the Federal Government refused to release the money because of the suspicion that Governor Seriake Dickson would use it for his re-election campaigns


Isn't that a good thing?

I hate it when I see this type of victimization.





Both are hard to get.



Besides,





You will succeed if you are destined to be successful.


PEACE

Happy birthday to Her. She's as lovely as the Mom.



Meanwhile







Heeeii, oya swear!
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am
sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt
knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are
u guilty?
LWKMD
HIT LIKE OF YOU BELONG TO THIS GENERATION
SHARE TOO.

tuniski:

All categories are wailers including the op! Nigerians are all wailing today openly or in closet. Chanji is a scam

To show the level of your WAILING, you quoted everything


#WAILERINCHIEF

alcmene:
Buhari is a disaster in the making.
His first year in office has been spent inside the private jet.
The second year will be the passing of budget.
Third year(then under pressure) campaign and fire brigade approach to awarding of projects.
Buhari is a seasoned nomadic skunk

WAIL on.
By their comments, we shall identify them

beejayodus:
The truth in all of this is that then candidate Buhari raised people's expectations. The then spokesperson for the APC, Alhaji Lai Mohammed came on TV and spoke as if all would be well once the APC was voted into office. People are only venting their pent up anger at being misled into voting for the APC. The acerbic criticism people, especially the youth, daily hurl at the Buhari administration has little to do with Jonathan's electoral loss. Can one accuse Japheth Omojuwa of being a wailer too? He has been quite vociferous against the glaring ineptitude of this administration. I quite agree with the writer that some Nigerians have been utterly too critical of the president. But when a man rode into power on the promise of 'CHANGE' and has almost spent 25% of his allotted time, yet there is no change in sight. Can one blame the youth for being the alarm clock trying to wake him up to his duties?

I cannot disagree with you on the points you have raised.

Let's give them time. If they disappoint us, we vote them out.





But,


For all our sakes, I hope and pray they succeed.

#NIGERIAMUSTBEGREATAGAIN


WHERE ARE THE MODS OF THIS SECTION? Please move this to the front page. NA BEG I DEY BEG

kuuljay:
People who have been living in misery all their years suddenly expect magic in just a year.
I believe good times are ahead
Even if you assassinate the man jonah cannot come and take over,let election hangover be gone with


Pray for your country and it's leaders

Word!!!

Iykopee:
He's in Germany where life has a definition writing rubbish while i have been sleeping in darkness for 3 wks. He shud come back home and have a taste of maladministration currently churn out by Buhari. Just so he wud understand what twitter senator has been saying.

And Buhari has been the President of Nigeria since 1960 abi? The sooner we realize that Buhari has been President for a little under a year, the better for us.




NIGERIA SHALL BE GREAT AGAIN

Phame:
that one is a kid- allow him to misbehave. D guy de wait for him waec result.

I didn't know. Thanks






#ISTANDWITHBUHARI

SeverusSnape:

Category 2 spotted.

#ZOMBIE.

Shhhhhhh

SeverusSnape:
Eiyaa... So they are now feeling the heat of the attacks on the Bubu. I love karma, She's a sexy bitch.
Buhari remains a confused dullard though.

Category 1 Spotted

#WAILER

It’s been quite amusing since the inception of the Buhari administration barely one year ago, observing self-styled critics of the new government, who are driven by diverse motivations. I have identified them in three different categories. The first group comprises those who have set out to criticise the government from the very beginning, no matter what the regime does. This group has now become popularly christened as “The Wailing Wailers” very much in disrespect of “Bob Marley and The Wailers” of the classical Reggae fame! The second group includes those who believe that they are being objective by being seen as criticising the government after throwing their full weight behind Buhari’s watershed election in a juicy grand style. The third and final group comprises those who are genuinely angry that things are not proceeding the way they had hoped would uplift the common man in a very short time.

I have issues with all three groups with varying degrees of understanding. I tend to show the least understanding of the position and attitude of the first group, which set out from the very beginning, to attack and disparage the government at all costs no matter what it does. It is the group that exemplifies the “ideal” form of despicable attacks and criticisms like it should never be practiced in a healthy democratic culture. Confronted with the levity of their actions and illogicality of their utterances, their most commonly advanced argument is “What does it now feel like getting back a taste of what you dished out to Jonathan?”

This extremely infantile and pubescent approach to important matters of state and the destiny of a nation can hardly be qualified by any discerning mind, with any flattering or polite adjective for the sake of decency. The actors are aware of the sense of immaturity that their actions reflect but they are very well driven by the impact of group dynamics. What an individual would never do, left to himself, he will now do very easily with a sense of justification and righteousness, feeling not alone in the company of like-minds. Educated minds that would ordinarily weigh the pros and cons in words and deeds simply metamorphose into cyber touts and rabble-rousers, spewing hate and mischief for the simple sake of angering the state because they feel secure in the comfort of a mob. Their most popular stock in trade, so far, has been the habit of jumping on every issue perceived as negative in relation to the government of Muhammadu Buhari and ripping all facts apart and out of context if need be, as long as it serves the purpose of boosting a negative perception of the government in public view.

They celebrate, in ecstatic fascination, the shortage of cash in the state’s treasury as incompetence in the management of financial and economic affairs, knowing too well what the impact of dwindling prices can be when it affects the mainstay of the economy. They celebrate the padding of a budget as incompetence and hypocrisy, conveniently ignoring the criminal dimension to the despicable act perpetrated by remnants of decadence and the preparatory environment under which the habit thrived. They celebrate the emergence of buyers’ queues at filling stations as an opportunity that can never be missed to cut a pound of flesh, willfully negating the reality that the folks also suffered same in the reign of their hero. They suddenly find the mega-phones to announce the random criminal killings perpetrated by Northern cattle rearers as the new crime-in-town introduced by the hated Northern President. The truth that they know so well, however, is that the problems have existed in varying degrees in several governments. They know so well too, that it is one thing to point out the urgent need for a solution and another thing, entirely, to label a problem as the poster-problem of a hated regime.
Then they are led by people who should have known better with an intimidating background of academic experience and financial resources, lending credence to pettiness and idiosyncrasies. They tweet half-truths and sponsor ads for political ambitions and clearly overlook the consequences of the political tradition they are breeding for future generations within and outside the senate.

The tweeting senator with a not-so-covert presidential ambition simply ends up spearheading a movement of half-truths and willful manipulation with recklessness and reminds me of the foul seeds of journalistic analyses that were sown by the likes of Reuben Abati, Okey Ndibe and Simon Kolawole at the peak of their activism against Olusegun Obasanjo. Today, the behaviour of the so-called Wailers is a partial manifestation of this academically misplaced tradition that I strongly condemned in vain at that crucial point in time.


The tweeting senator who saw all the ills of the preceding government and made no commonsense to challenge the fundamental spread of decay has now suddenly re-discovered and redefined the word “common sense”. In all his tweets and rants, he cleverly forgets to make commonsense on Dasukigate or Badehgate. He makes no common sense of the financial recklessness of the red chamber. Femi Fani-Kayode has long gone silent under the yoke of a corruption cover-up that went awfully wrong and no tweeting senator saw a commonsense factor to tweet about.

Then it dawned on me that the folks are trapped in a state of mind from which they have failed to free themselves. They are yet to grow past the problem of the North-South dichotomy that has plagued Nigeria for several decades past. To them, Buhari is always a Northerner before being Nigerian and they themselves remain Southerners before being Nigerians. Its “Us” versus “Them”! It does not matter to them that even President Muhammadu Buhari, who in the past, was a personification of sectionalism with reckless pro-Northern utterances, has now grown past that stage and continued on the footpath of former President Olusegun Obasanjo, embracing the Federal Character mandated by the constitution for the good of the country. No.

The second group of critics for which I show a limited understanding of seeks to wear the cloak of objectivity by being seen to be criticising the administration having staked a lot of energy backing the same regime. I am sometimes irked by this group for the simplicity to which it reduces itself to be loved and adored as everybody’s darling.

In their perception, a Southerner who embraces the anti-corruption project of the president (which, in their view, is nothing but hypocrisy because Buhari is also a thief) is nothing else but a traitor and a sellout. The fight against corruption has sud-denly become a misplaced priority of governance as long as the thieves may end up being predominantly Southerners. Never mind though that the hated government has, so far, focused far more disproportionately on its Northern kindred.

This is the point in time in which we recognise the pitiable state of mind that the critics have long degenerated into.

The second group of critics for which I show a limited understanding of seeks to wear the cloak of objectivity by being seen to be criticising the administration having staked a lot of energy backing the same regime. I am sometimes irked by this group for the simplicity to which it reduces itself to be loved and adored as everybody’s darling. For want of subjects to criticise, its members hop aboard the bandwagon of trivialities and irrelevance. With a vast and radiant array of positive mental and rational energy, they unwittingly obscure their hard-earned reputation needlessly flip-flopping in the murky stream of dirty water lilies. They suddenly find favour in unleashing attacks on a president’s honesty that promises foreign partners the resolve to rein in the rampant culture of crime and dishonesty, for which a section of Nigerians is known all over the world. They dance upon the carnival wagon showcasing budgetary irregularities to be seen as fair and square. Then they fail to make amends when news unfolds of the criminal syndicate underlying the embarrassing plot. They suddenly begin to hinge on the president’s distinctive slow pace in prosecuting his signature policy of War Against Corruption. They occasionally stray into the Wailers’ terrain, illogically asking if this was the Change they sought with their votes, only to provide the relevant answer when they start defending the president again.

This is a group that basically means no harm to the national interest, but seems to crave the notion of advancing their personal image with a simplistic approach to popular appeal.

…I must not fail to pay tribute to all these men and women in this last category of involuntary critics, who live in Nigeria and bear the brunt of hardship that daily life demands and still remain level-headed enough to separate the wheat from the wasteful chaff. I doff my hat for all courageous men and women who go through hours and days of power failure, weeks and months of fuel shortage, unpredictable days of armed robbery, and the uncertain days of kidnapping.

The last group, with which I sympathise and empathise, is the group that is simply reacting authentically to the persistence of pain against all expectations. My grudge with this group, however, is bedded in its involuntary supply of needless ammunition to the camp of the grumbling wailers. This is the group that heaved the most sigh of relief when power supply suddenly surged upon the assumption of the presidency by Muhammadu Buhari. It enjoyed every bit of the moment, in which our comatose refineries swung into action and did outlandish magic. We called it all the body-language impact. Deep within though, we all knew, it was a transient knee-jerk reaction. After all, the fear of the unknown was leaving a livid track on the comportment of those who had axes to grind. With revenues dwindling, however, and culprits compelled to spit out the “yam” that they have eaten, the fear of who may be the next person in line, now seems to drive the panic reaction of overnight saboteurs.

Yet, I must not fail to pay tribute to all these men and women in this last category of involuntary critics, who live in Nigeria and bear the brunt of hardship that daily life demands and still remain level-headed enough to separate the wheat from the wasteful chaff. I doff my hat for all courageous men and women who go through hours and days of power failure, weeks and months of fuel shortage, unpredictable days of armed robbery, and the uncertain days of kidnapping. I adore their resilience and doggedness for making ends meet in extremely challenging conditions. Yet, they keep their cool and know where to lay the blame and help to craft a blueprint.

The missing link of added patience that is required in the face of mounting pressure signals the weight of the burden that they bear. Yet, it will all get worse before it becomes better.


Little wonder then that the group of the Wailers, in its isolation and desperation, seeks to capitalise on the pains of the vulnerable third group in the hope that it will bring it relief. But the nagging and wailing of the third group is as transient as the pains that it endures. It simply requires a heightened dose of reality check.

By the way, if I were a tweeting senator, I’d imagine myself saying right away, “My name is Frisky Larr, I’m just trying to do some reality check”.

Frisky Larr is a German-based Radio/Television Journalist and author of Africa’s Diabolical Entrapment.

http://blogs.premiumtimesng.com/2016/03/18/attacks-buhari-pathetic-theyve-become-frisky-larr/

But the fact is He is alive... Though Unwell

Okay



The fact is that we live in a World where all these "orishirishi" means more than academic excellence. The winner would have gone home with nothing less than a Car.



The Best Students on my graduation took home a pat on their backs






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