RIP well served

Enters the class,
Sits in proximity to the OP.
Waits for the Eggheads/Lecturers to arrive.
*make I dey chop my guruguru and groundnut as I dey wait ja re*

We are good to do the dew

Can a devil cast out another devil?
SMH

If you pple don't want us to vote for GMB, then bring someone else but definitely not "that man"

Hilarious

Proudly African.
I guess each one has her own day she's on duty.
7 days/week, 1 wife daily

"And among mankind are those who say 'we believe in Allah and the last day' when they believe not."
"they think to beguile Allah and those who believe and they beguile none save themselves but they know not" Suratul Baqara Chapter 2 vs 8-9.
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R.I.P to the Dead.

AnodaIT:

Come guy, no dey scare people anyhow, wey you hear this one,

Explain

My guy no fear. If you know you don't fancy her as a wife material, don't sweet-mouth her into letting go her priceless possession. If you did, say mistakenly, then you should find a diplomatic way of severing the tie. That way she just may extricate you. *[b] don't forget she bled that faithful day[\b]

* unu kaa chi foo*

*yawns*
*feels drowsy*
Don't worry Temitope B. J, the gates of hell will not triumph against thy church.
*retires to bed*
O da aroo

Let the e-fight begin.
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Patiently watching from afar.

Try being faithful in a long term relationship then you shall be in a life-long marriage. It takes the Grace of God though.

Chickens making front page!!! #INCREDULOUS

Where are the fowls?? Or do they now rear humans in the poultry?

While you are at it, don't forget that y'all didn't just come to be in this realm and when y'all cease to be, y'all would be ushered to another REALM. How's gon be? Ur choose!!! #DARWINIANS

MRshazzy:


lol... na mumu na....but d man too no try, e for jes cut d boy d-ck leave am

Na the definition of '2 wrongs' be that.

FYM abi? Please try again in 2019.

***In Shao Khan's voice***
Masquerades Vs Soldiers
Round 1! Fight!!!

Desperate times call for desperate measures. 2015 in view. #STRATEGIES

You chop person pickin finish wan still go chop im food. #KARMA

Wake up from the dream... #MYCANDIDOPINION

Bitojoe:


you be fisher men?

You'd be surprised at what I do

How about these ones?

It's a sin unless it's concieved by a married person. Every religion states it categorically clear, even traditional religion.

1 million jobs indeed!!!.

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I concur with you. If only eyes are opened...