CRIMINALS

Sunnycliff:
A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. So he went to see his friend and asked him what to do about it. His friend had a brilliant plan. He said: "Next time you meet her under the tree behind your home. I will be up in the tree waiting for you. If she refuses again you ask God in the heaven whether you can have sex with her or not. And I will give the right answer to you and her."

The days went by and one Saturday afternoon he met his girlfriend again. They both went to that tree and he asked her to have sex. She refused. So he said to her: "And, my dear, if I ask God in heaven, would you follow his advise?" "Yes, I would" she said. So he asked: "Father in heaven can I have sex with my girlfriend?" And the voice from heaven said: "OK my friend, go ahead!" And so they had sex the first time.

But the boy asked his friend to do him this favour every week, and he did. But the last time when he asked God in heaven, the father answered: "My dear friend below, step aside and let your father in heaven have a go!"

DRY

You have a place there as well

Who are the MODS in this Section? Nairalanders are more intelligent than this. How can y'all just read and pass.




Make una no fall my hand ooo





Mynd44 and Co

Please I would love it if the MODS can move this to the front page and help me ascertain my answer. Someone sent it to me on Whatsapp and it took me 5 days to get "AN" answer. It goes thus






The following riddle is claimed to have been written by Einstein as a boy. It's also sometimes attributed to Lewis Carrol, although there's no evidence that either of them actually wrote it. Either way, it's fiendishly clever and It's rumored that only 2% of the world can solve it.

See if you can figure it out:

There are five houses in five different colors in a row. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The five owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage. Other facts:

1. The Brit lives in the red house. 
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets. 
3. The Dane drinks tea. 
4. The green house is on the immediate left of the white house. 
5. The green house's owner drinks coffee. 
6. The owner who smokes Pall Mall rears birds. 
7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill. 
8. The owner living in the center house drinks milk. 
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house. 
10. The owner who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. 
11. The owner who keeps the horse lives next to the one who smokes Dunhill. 
12. The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer. 
13. The German smokes Prince. 
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. 
15. The owner who smokes Blends lives next to the one who drinks water. 

The question is: who owns the fish?

Cholls:
my brother ok............5+4=9

Correct you Sabi book

Gidoka:
Move the match stick on the letter six and close the gap making it zero.... 0+4.......4

Good but there's another way

Cholls:
my brother 9

Show your work CLEARLY

Before you start throwing BULLETS I did it in 5 seconds

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Cc

Obinoscopy, Lalasticlala

You can't eat your cake and have it

The End Times are here people.




We MUST be prepared to meet our Creator.

agog:
6 water melons are there. although 2 are complete whole while the remaining 4 are 3/4 complete.
In all you have 6 water melons

3/4 × 4 = 3. So 3+2=5

Igbospower:
4 I think

5 there are

taurus21:
What's the point saying it's either 4 or 5?
When the op will never tell us the right answer even if he does we'll probably never agree.

The answer is 5. The first person got it right. I actually thought it would be hard.

How many Water Melons are there in the picture?

OP, you should have added "VERY GRAPHIC PICTURES" so that one will come prepared.

You SPARE the rod and SPOIL the child.


What goes AROUND comes AROUND

She looks...








LONELY

May the Almighty rest his soul and may any Nairalander never meet such ghastly and untimely end.


AMEN!




AMIN!

Attai Agba. E cha ame koo oko wa, me cha nee koo dakubi wa kee ooo. E ra è

ALLAHU AKBAR

Quran 110
Sura an Nasr

K

Nigeria MUST be GREAT again

And you Mr Fayose are an INTERNATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT

chukwudi44:
Falana is an internationally certified charlattan suffering from acute cerebral amnesia!!! That man has lost it.The media should desist from describing him as a human rights lawyer as that would amount to a slight to the memory of the late chief Gani Fawehinmi

Who is this?

A condemned act. But I no pity any Olopa

Question serà serà ( What must be MUST be)














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