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Politics / Re: Media Chat: The 14 Things Buhari Said by MaleoPearls(m): 10:17am On Dec 31, 2015
I just see HOPE for Nigeria when I see PMB.

#HOPE4NIGERIA









Meanwhile

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona (0 - 4) On 21st November 2015 by MaleoPearls(m): 3:41pm On Nov 21, 2015
Let the game begin.








FCB all the way.
Politics / Re: Photos Of Dasuki Reading Newspaper In Court by MaleoPearls(m): 11:26am On Sep 01, 2015
Maa ku unaa ya ka nwu ofee ta n.
Politics / Re: Gov Tambuwal Spotted Cleaning Sokoto Environ With Wheelbarrow And Shovel(pics) by MaleoPearls(m): 9:26pm On Aug 22, 2015
ladyF:
Leadership is service!!

Sai APC
Aren't you forgetting something?







It's LADYF again!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Asa Gets Intouch With Nature In Lovely Photos by MaleoPearls(m): 8:11am On Aug 20, 2015
Ok










Me too...

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Fun-filled Generation. Agree? by MaleoPearls(m): 4:30pm On Aug 16, 2015
Cc: Lalasticlala, Obinoscopy, Ishilove
Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Fun-filled Generation. Agree? by MaleoPearls(m): 10:20am On Aug 07, 2015
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Jokes Etc / The Most Fun-filled Generation. Agree? by MaleoPearls(m): 10:17am On Aug 07, 2015
Heeeii, oya swear!
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am
sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt
knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are
u guilty?
LWKMD
HIT LIKE OF YOU BELONG TO THIS GENERATION
SHARE TOO.

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Politics / Re: Don’t Give Fashola Appointment,civil Society Group Tells Buhari-PUNCH by MaleoPearls(m): 9:56am On Aug 07, 2015
Fundango:
i must confess am guity of 98% of all what you ve listed,Got me thinking of my childhood days.Pls use it to creat a new topic at the right section.am begging you pls.
Thanx. Will do just that.
Crime / Re: Police Arraign Lecturer For Raping 18 Year Old Admission Seeker (pics) by MaleoPearls(m): 7:53am On Aug 07, 2015
Heeeii, oya swear!
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am
sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt
knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***

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Politics / Re: Lawyer Sues Buhari, Osinbajo Over Assets Declaration by MaleoPearls(m): 7:10am On Aug 07, 2015
Heeeii, oya swear!
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am
sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt
knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are
u guilty?
PROUD OF MY GENERATION

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Politics / Re: Don’t Give Fashola Appointment,civil Society Group Tells Buhari-PUNCH by MaleoPearls(m): 7:08am On Aug 07, 2015
Heeeii, oya swear!
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am
sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt
knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are
u guilty?
MY GENERATION!
MY GENERATION!!
MY GENERATION!!!

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Politics / Re: Buhari Rejects US Gay Marriage. by MaleoPearls(m): 1:04pm On Jul 22, 2015
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Jokes Etc / How One Shoe Can Ruin A Family Picture by MaleoPearls(m): 12:31pm On Jul 22, 2015
Oooops!!! grin

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: If It Were You, What Would Be Your Reaction? (must see photo) by MaleoPearls(m): 2:51pm On May 22, 2015
haahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
What else will I do?











MOVE ON.
#worrynot

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Business / Re: How Much Does It Take To Start A Restaurant by MaleoPearls(m): 10:11am On May 20, 2015
First and foremost, the location matters. If it is in a big City, then you need big capital. But if it is in a remote place, then 50K is enough. IMHO

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Crime / Re: Man Wanted For Allegedly Killing, Removing Friend’s Eyes by MaleoPearls(m): 12:10pm On May 18, 2015
We live in a wicked world.
The heart of man is wicked.

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Religion / Re: Are Long Prayers Usually The Most Effective? by MaleoPearls(m): 11:14am On Apr 19, 2015
Maybe they want topray without ceasing




Just saying

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Politics / Re: Adamawa - Nuhu Ribadu [PDP], Concedes Defeat, Releases Concession Statement by MaleoPearls(m): 4:29pm On Apr 12, 2015
I had actually wished Ribadu had won. He has so much good service he need to dispense to the Country. I hope the General sees him worthy of carrying along.

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Politics / Re: Photos: Asari Dokubo And MASSOB Leader Hold Private Meeting by MaleoPearls(m): 2:40pm On Apr 12, 2015
surely, they shall gather...


Fear not people of God. For unless the outcome is a peaceful one, it shall not see the light of day.

...the Lord shall fight for us and we shall hold our peace

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Politics / Re: People Waiting Infront Of Tinubu's House Ahead Of Tomorrow's Poll by MaleoPearls(m): 8:07pm On Apr 10, 2015
Is that their polling unit??















Mtcheeeeeeeeeeewwww

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Culture / Re: Nigeria's National Anthem In Yoruba Language by MaleoPearls(m): 4:38pm On Apr 07, 2015
Haahahehhehehihihi grin grin grin

I laugh in Yoruba Language

Mo n re rin innu ede yoruba

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Education / Re: "Orubebe" Is Now A Word In The Urban Dictionary by MaleoPearls(m): 3:55pm On Apr 07, 2015
Chai chai...

There is God oooo.

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Crime / Re: Hackers Hit Atms In Lagos, Device Means To Collect Pins & ATM Card Data by MaleoPearls(m): 12:52pm On Apr 07, 2015
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Culture / Re: Welcome To The Village Where They Drink The Same Water With Goats (PHOTO) by MaleoPearls(m): 2:09pm On Apr 05, 2015
Not only is it pitiable, it is uncalled-for, unheard-of and unthinkable.




Gosh!!!



I hope the govt of the day will look into their plight and do something about it WITHOUT USING IT TO CAMPAIGN... IT IS THEIR RIGHT.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Has Fulfilled God’s Assignment — Deeper Life Church by MaleoPearls(m): 8:24am On Apr 05, 2015
President G. E Jonathan is indeed God-sent. It takes a Godly act to do what he did. Kudos to him.

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Politics / Re: Kerosene From N165 Per Litre Now Sells For N50 Per Litre. by MaleoPearls(m): 7:26am On Apr 05, 2015
With General Buhari at the helm of affairs, even the ant will think twice before bitting.

Indeed

We have made the right choice in electing the General.

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Politics / Re: With Apc's Victory; What Will Be The Fate Of Opposition Politics In Nigeria? by MaleoPearls(m): 8:21pm On Apr 03, 2015
A Country without opposition will be very boring. It is the opposition that makes politics interesting. But I doubt if the PDP can provide us with the kind of fight the APC put up till their emergence.

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Politics / Re: The National Pledge As A Song: A Celebration Of The Nigerian Spirit (Video) by MaleoPearls(m): 5:29pm On Apr 03, 2015
Now I can proudly say the pledge with peace in my heart.



I pledge to Nigeria My Country

To be faithful, loyal and honest

To serve Nigeria with all my strength

To defend her unity

To uphold her honour and glory
.
.
.
SO HELP ME GOD


Hit like if you believe in the unity of Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Donald Duke And Wife Visit Buhari (photo) by MaleoPearls(m): 10:34am On Apr 03, 2015
This is the Donald Duke we know.

Who was the other Donald Ekpo?

Somebody tell him to shove his 'congratulations' down his throat.

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Politics / Re: Ijaw Youths To Meet On Outcome Of Presidential Poll by MaleoPearls(m): 9:04am On Apr 03, 2015
IGBOSON2:


^^^Any proof for this accusation you guys are spreading about?
If you had followed the build up to the election result annoncement you wouldn't be asking for proof. Go to INEC site and see for urself. Compare the Number of registered voters to the number of voters accredited and votes cast

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