This song lyrics hit differently when listening to it outside of Nigeria.

Trumann:


ISIS, Taliban, Boko Haram, Al Qaeda, ISIL, all muslims bad people .

Fixed again.

Trumann:
Let's take a minute to say a prayer for those in Afghanistan and Arewastan. They are suffering from the consequences of Islamic Bad people terrorism and they need our prayers.

Fixed

ruggedtimi:
But na Arabs be the ogas of show off

Arabic is a language. Not a religion sir/ma

Thank you

UyaiIncomparabl:
Yes. In 2006.

I had a severe headache and went into a trance. I can't remember for how long I blacked out, but the feeling of the after-life "was" peaceful. Everything on the other side seemed amplified, from the colours of the flowers, to the waters that flowed through. Saw a multitude of people going here and there, for what exactly? I couldn't and cannot still tell. These humans were different, more like demi-gods. They had great speed and were minding their damn business, and there I was staring with a forlorn look with shivers running down my spine. I looked different. My entire body was white, with a transparent look. I couldn't even feel my body. I felt so light. I had never seen anything strange in my existence. The ethereal body is amazing.

Of a truth, I didn't want to leave, the tranquility was incomparable. I felt something strong-like a rope-pull draw me back into consciousness. I jolted back, and all I saw were loved ones looking teary-eyed expecting my come-back. It was emotional. Leave religion, focus on elevating your spiritual man. You'll do exploits, get wisdom and be more discerning.

If I ever have to be given a chance to relive that moment, I'll give up anything and everything I have to experience it. Nostalgic, ye.


Did you enjoy my story? Well I did, too but it NEVER happened.

Thanks for the rapt attention.

Felt like I was reading a Dan Brown's Masterpiece.
Well-done

Paul Enenche

I'm a Math teacher and I instruct students not to write in their notes with red pen, but that teacher needs to be psycho analysed... WTH

I hope it would have weight as the Euro

More screenshots

Razzaq007:
I can't forget this... but wait oh, since 2010 has anyone sported him anywhere in 9ja?

June 12th 2010. The day this same Yakubu missed an empty net goal against Argentina.







That miss still hurts...

Audi looked Corolla nii

Press Release
Kidnapped Students and Staff of NTIC Ogun State regains Freedom
we wish to inform the general public that the kidnapped students and staff of the Nigerian Tulip International Colleges (NTIC) Ogun state, have regained freedom.
1. The victims were released this evening after a painstaking collaborative effort by the relevant security agencies in the country.
2. The management of NTIC wishes to express our gratitude to the relevant security agencies for their efforts in securing the release of the three students, one Turkish teacher, a cook and three supervisors.
3. We also wish to extend our appreciation to the government and good people of Ogun state for their support throughout the difficult period. The role of the Ogun state government is highly appreciated.
4. Our special appreciation also goes to President Muhammadu Buhari, the Inspector General of Police, the Director-General of the Department of State Services, the Chief of Army Staff, and others too numerous to mention for their efforts.
5. The students and teachers are doing fine and have reunited with their parents.
6. We also wish to extend our heartfelt appreciation to the parents and guardians of NTIC Ogun, for their support all through the period.

Signed,
Cemal Yigit
Spokesperson

Press Release
Kidnapped Students and Staff of NTIC Ogun State regains Freedom
we wish to inform the general public that the kidnapped students and staff of the Nigerian Tulip International Colleges (NTIC) Ogun state, have regained freedom.
1. The victims were released this evening after a painstaking collaborative effort by the relevant security agencies in the country.
2. The management of NTIC wishes to express our gratitude to the relevant security agencies for their efforts in securing the release of the three students, one Turkish teacher, a cook and three supervisors.
3. We also wish to extend our appreciation to the government and good people of Ogun state for their support throughout the difficult period. The role of the Ogun state government is highly appreciated.
4. Our special appreciation also goes to President Muhammadu Buhari, the Inspector General of Police, the Director-General of the Department of State Services, the Chief of Army Staff, and others too numerous to mention for their efforts.
5. The students and teachers are doing fine and have reunited with their parents.
6. We also wish to extend our heartfelt appreciation to the parents and guardians of NTIC Ogun, for their support all through the period.

Signed,
Cemal Yigit
Spokesperson




https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-kidnappers-free-students-turkish-school

To those I have offended in 2016









































I will show you pepper this 2017

Adeoba10:

Go xclub na...

Going there right away

tysontim:


Just make sure your internal memory has ENOUGH space and you are good to go. As for ppp, you activated mobile security theft

I have more than 7 Gigg space. What more space could it be asking for?

I am currently using this phone.
I just changed sim card and I was told to input PPP i.e Privacy Protection Password which I don't remember activating and I use just one password for everything phone.

Checked on line for the PPP tried everything no way
Took it to where I bought it from only to be told to pay extra 4k for it to be formatted

Na so I kuku carry myself go Carlcare. The phone was formatted. I lost all my apps. Had to restart all over again



The phone is always asking for update and when I want to download and install, it tell me to clear cache which I am unable to do till now.



Epp me pls

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Nkem bu nka

If money dey, man fit do anything for himself and those around am.


Baba God bless my hustle.

Happy independence to all who believe in the oneness of our great country Nigeria. And when and if Biafra comes we will start wishing them a happy independence too.




9ja@56

Ok

Hope they won't be trained in Bokoharamics. Imagine the havoc a degree holder in that course would cause. God help us.

The DUMBO called SAMBO



Happy birthday the one who could not even recite the FATIHA yet claimed to be na madina

Find below the memo distributed at my study centre today

I am writing a project on a topic that requires me know the exact or approximate figure of teachers in secondary schools in Abuja. Please anybody that has any idea of the range can please share the information. I have gone to all the sites relevant to our Ministry of education but I haven't seen anything tangible.

A senior police officer has confirmed that over 20 persons were injured and homes of two pastors burnt during a clash between members of the Assemblies of God Church in Kaduna State on Sunday morning.

The clash according to the officer occurred in Saminaka in Lere local government area of the state.

The source said the fracas was between two factions of the church leadership in the Saminaka District loyal to the two factions of the Church at the national level. The two pastors in the area whose supporters clashed are Rev. Jimoh Simon and Rev. Haruna Tutu.

The police officer also said that the Church was closed down last year due to fractionalization among priests loyal to different leaderships at their headquarters in the Eastern part of Nigeria.

"This Sunday one of the factions forced their way into the Church, and the other factions came. They clashed and injured some people. In the course of the fracas, two houses belonging to pastors were set ablaze.

“What saved the situation was the timely arrival of our men if not it would have been bloody and worst. Security operatives are presently watching over Church and trailing those responsible for this unfortunate incident.”, said the police officer who did not want to be named.

All efforts to reach Samuel Aruwan, Governor Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai’s spokesperson for update and security measures taken by the government were not successful as he was said to be traveling internationally as at the time of this report.


http://saharareporters.com/2016/07/11/least-20-persons-injured-homes-two-pastors-burnt-kaduna-during-intra-church-clash

"If"

TITOBIGZ:
OP if I caTch u

That's the summary of the present day Nigeria. Ain't it?

Lalasticlala abeg make people start the Sunday on a bright mood. Na Tonto I carry beg you



Lol

SUMMARY OF NIGERIA

UseYourBrain:
THE LYING FIRST FAMILY
THE CROWN/HOUSE WHERE LIES, DECEIT AND ILLEGALITY REIGNS.
It is rather unfortunate that Nigeria and Nigerians have found themselves in a dire situation where they are being led by a family that is full of deception, while pretending to be one with integrity. What a home.
If the husband is not lying about how they are borrowing N27m to buy nomination forms when the wife is donating N300m to charity, the daughter is living a flashy lifestyle in the UK. If the husband is not lying that he is worth only 150 cows and a house in Kaduna, the wife is wearing a N10m wristwatch that she claimed was a gift. If the husband is not lying that he completed his secondary school certificate, while hiring 21 lawyers to appear in court on his behalf when asked to provide same, the wife is claiming it is another Aisha Buhari that was an accomplice in a $170m money laundering. How do we cope with such a family as a Nigerian first family?
The level of dumbness and urgent response to defend their lies is another subject of concern. When the husband is not asking for the school to quickly release a fake WAEC certificate in 2015 with a 73 year old man's picture as that which was obtained in 1962, the wife is generating a fake passport issued in 2012 to replace that of an Aisha Buhari that was involved in money laundering in 2006.
The level at which their folly is expressed in an attempt to fool Nigerians is legendary. To think that the International Passport of a pseudo Aisha Buhari appeared online 4 hours after the court judgement indicting the wife was made public is marvelous. Where they anticipating a possible leak of their crime so they already have a stolen International Passport of an Innocent Nigerian in place to cover their tracks?
https://www.nairaland.com/3181465/aisha-buharis-alleged-impostor-speaks
In their little deceptive brains, they have ones again successfully decieved Nigerians.
Yet unfortunately, these are the bunch of unintelligent criminals we have to deal with for another 3 years as the Nigerian first family. Nothing, not even one thing has appears intelligent or straightforward from these people. And interstingly, we have a conglomerate of clowns online that actually believe in them. What a world...
How on earth would these clowns not even learn how to do one thing right..even when lying...
Nigerians please use your God given brain and think about all this at least for a moment.
Only a thief will support a thief
And for the First Lady of the Federal Republic of Nigeria to call a sitting Governor a "Mad Dog" speaks a lot. She obviously lost her cool on the leak.

Enough of this HORSE-SHIT