1. Pressing of phone in the kirk during service.
2. Answering/making of calls during service.
3. Sleepin/dozing durin service.
4. Sitting down when instructed to stand.
5. Opening ur eyes & looking @ dos praying instead of praying too.
6. Wearing head phones while in kirk.
7. Saggin ur trouser/skirt in church.
8. Checkin out a luvly&cute bro/sis.
9. Discussin wit a broda/sista while d service is on instead of concentratin.
10. Gossipin about choristers, pastors, a sista or a broda.
11. Murmurin wen they cal for much donations afta d normal kirk offerin.
12. Toastin a sis/bro in church.
13. Flirtin wit a bro/sis in church.
14. Tellin urslf in ur mind"oh dis pastor shud finish up dis sermon na, so dat one would go home" esp. durin prolngd sermon.
15. Coming to church late mayb shortly b4 or durin sermon.
16. Leavin d church b4 closin prayer.
17. Checkin out wat odas re wearin, consciously monitorin d dress, fashion & style of odas.
18. Forcin urself to speak in tongues just because odas r speakin in tongues.
19. When d pastor calls for d 1st timers & u refuse to step out, wen u re vry sure u re actually visitin dat church 4 d 1st tym.
20. When d pastor calls 4 alter call for odas dat re nt yet born again & u refuse to go out.
21. Walkin up/down frequently like 2/3 times when u re nt an usher.
22. Disobeyin ushers/church workers e.g wen u r directd on where to seat.
23. Looking @ ur watch mid-sermon, esp. durin long sermon.
24. Lustin afta d pastor/pastress
25. Seatin in front & spreadin ur legs apart consciously or unconsciously.
All these things re d works of d devil to hinder u 4rm recievin ur blessin in church. We re all guilty one way or d oda. WHICH ONE ARE U GUILTY OF? Think abt it & make amends.
A HAPPY SUNDAY TO U ALL!!!

Now. Yes N50,000 monthly allowance for her and her 2 kids will be enough is she's not extravagant. She needs to try and endure a little hardship because "out of SWEAT, comes SWEET." Since she has complained to the husband and he's not reasoning with her, she should try and start a business, not just any business but a business she feels will blosom within their locality. And if she can reason with the landlord of her apartment to spare her the next rent for maybe 4 to 6 months so that she can invest in her business. She can even tell him she'll pay back with a little interest. She should not touch the children's fees though as that would be detrimental. So YES 50,000 Naira monthly upkeep will do only when she stops consuming all and start investing some. #MYCANDIDOPINION

abworld6deep:
I SMELL LIES

You just took the words out of my mouth

E be like say we go...

For some of these, what I have to say is...

Him try. But... Dialing...*ring, ring* *ring, ring*

Congrats to you all. But e be like say the last 2...

All these happen only in Bollywood movies

And we suppose dey happy abi?

Mathematically speaking, Yes We Can

Isn't that a wonderful coincidence? Well HBD to him.
Up Naija

That's what happen when one is indigent.
I'd say if he has witnesses that can vauch for him that he wasn't the one that broke it, he should provide them.
He may have been asked to pay for it because the lady in question is not owning up.

Hear him

Are you sure you are not saying all these because Okorocha's in the APC?

Feranmicharles:
Oh, for my mind abi?

Exactly

Feranmicharles:
meaning?

Meaning you be fyn boy but not the fynest. #TRUTHBETOLD

So true... He'll do better this season unless he choose not to.

Tor

FYM

Maybe na because...

All the thing wey him post no go work for many Naija babes.

daryoor:


the writer no even try localize the thing.

This is Nairaland. Not Dollarland

Na because you no be celebrity. If you like, make you wide pass Mark Henry and weigh pass Big Show, when your account dey green, girls go rush you like dem dey rush shawama. Abi u think say Aki (Chinedu I) no wan big like you?

Did you ask her if she's vacant? You just see babe for road go begin toast am. Na only you get eyes to see better things abi?

In a land of Boko Haram and a time of Ebola, the destiny of a Country rests on the shoulders of a clueless President. His name...

.

Serves him right. Karma is a real bitch

ifyclose2:
he's not a politician

Are you sure he's not being sponsored by one?

Ok. But...

I can't believe this govt of Imo is still being vituperated by some pple.

firstEVA:
Its unladylike to walk too fast

And it's ungentlemanlike to walk too too slow.