₦airaland Forum

fatymore:
then he is incapable for now....

You are not professionally eligible to determine that, are you?

And the saddest part of it is that Shekau no go look the Yansh before bombing the plane

fatymore:
buhari is incompetent for now.. Can a sick person function well.. Happy New month

The term sick is relative. We are all sick in our own unique ways.

fatymore:
President Buhari is no longer in charge.. All of them are incompetent... Emefiele ..Adeosun.. Bubu..

Who is competent then?

dominique:
Nothing to rejoice about because we know over 70% will end up in the accounts of greedy leaders. If the country is generating that much from taxes alone, there should have been remarkable development in infrastructure and economy in general. Sometimes I wonder what we've done to deserve such horrible leadership in this country.

Do you know math at all? Do you know what 70% of the stated figure is?

PLEAS DON'T EAT INDOMIE WITH FRIED EGG AGAIN AT VENDORS
ESPECIALLY AT ABOKI JOINTS!!!!!!!!!

I can't believe it but it happened to my friends last night.
My friends went to a food vendor to eat , they told the mallam to fix
3 indomie and 8 eggs then they sat down to chill till he prepares
the food, he was cooking and they were gisting, Suddenly he told
them the food was ready then he served them the food while they
were eating he asked them what they wanted to drink and they
ordered for fanta and maltina, he brought the drinks, they opened it
and drank, 30 minute later they finished eating and paid the mallam
and they started walking back home when he suddenly
remembered that he left his phone on the table then he ran back to
get it , luckily for him the phone was still there and he picked it and
ran back home to sleep

And that's exactly what happened, .........see as you dey wait for bad news, keep on waiting o.....
Make I dey my room they eat jellof rice.
Feel free to come and beat me!! >

Ok ooo

Man on top all the times could be boring. Sex is for both pleasure and procreation, you shouldn't jsut concentrate on the procreation aspect and take away the pleasure endowed in it.

It is more than just dipping penis into veejay and thrusting till one cums.

OlanreJohnson:
The Zoo enjoys this kind of thing. A zoo where animals eat animals. Only fools want it's continued existence.

How about the purported Land Of Milk and Honey, you derive your joy from killing Nigerian American war veterans and Jumia delivery people abi?

bounty007:
who be south south?

abeg i need answer na na...

Even before the seccession, they've started war of words.

ocelot2006:
No matter how civilized a nation may be, it will not the fact that you cannot get rid of crime. The North's issue is a societal one that can easily be resolved or at least minimized if your leaders invest in education. But come to think of it, your region ruled this nation for 40+ years (and wrecked it), your leaders introduced corruption and got stinking rich be looted its coffers, yet your region wallows in abject poverty with your people easily controlled with the basics like food by your political and imams.

Did I hear you say societal crime? Cam you define this societal crime for me please? For your information, North is more peaceful than the south, quote me anywhere.

Just tell me one crime or criminal that is being celebrated in the North and I will cite ten for you in the South.

Baby factory is a good example of societal crime in South/East.

Kidnapping is another one

Culltists live in the society and they always fight supremacy battle with innocent people losing their lives in the process.


Cocaine pushing is not on your crime list ba?

Human trafficking is normal in your society ba?

ocelot2006:
You still don't get it. So let me break it down: YOUR PEOPLE CANNOT REASON FOR THEMSELVES. That is why they are easily malleable and controlled by your leaders. Give an instruction down South, irrespective of geopolitical region, and be certain that a considerable number of people will sift through it to determine if it's right or outright bullshyte. Why we don't initiate religious fuelled crisis here.

Ohh I see, quote me again when you guys determine whether cultism, ritual killings, baby factory and kidnappings are right or outright bullshit.

jossy4joseph:
They knew he is taking over the reins of the country soon so they are pledging loyalty

You even said he took over some months ago

ocelot2006:
Of course the Brits knew what they were doing when they handed power over to you. YOU'RE EASILY CONTROLLED! Like sheeps being led. Easy. And it still shows till date. Your people are too gullible and definitely not enlightened.

But you accepted everything they brought to you, including religion and their ways of life. So who's more gullible?

Despite the rumors making the rounds that Kano state Governor and Emir Sanusi are at loggerheads over alleged ongoing investigation of thr emirate's perceived extravagant spendings, the duo were pictured discussing at a wedding in Kaduna this morning.

He no fit, that picture was taken at the court premises.

Obi1kenobi:
I don't know. Maybe you'll tell me. Most of the ones I see in Lagos are Northerners.

You're a comedian sha, to be claiming that the North dominates any kind of scholarship when even the the ones they get are mostly gifts from Federal character and quota system. Then claiming you "distinguish" yourselves when the overwhelming majority of high-achieving intellectuals in this country are Southerners. Despite this, your tribalist leaders try to allocate everything to themselves. As I said, it is just impossible for this country to take any progressive step as long as we're yoked together with your regressive region.

But why don't you free yourselves from the regressive region if you think you have all the intellectuals. Or are you guys powerless despite the intellectuals?

Obi1kenobi:
Yes, all those shoemakers, and gatemen, and petty roadside mallams, and okada riders and dustbin cart pushers, and plenty of beggars swarming all over the South are evidence of what you "have upstairs". What baffles me is how you people cling to power so desperately and enrich your ruling class while the worsening living standards of the masses isolated from Nigeria is about the same level as Somalia or South Sudan. I do envy those that manage to go to school there though: with little competition, they easily get plum government jobs while youths of the South trample each other looking for jobs.

You forgot to mention scavengers that full every nook and cranny of Lagos and other cities in the country. Where are they from. They live in thatch houses, hope you know what I mean.

Obi1kenobi:
Still talking out of your arse. Again, these scholarships are subject to the usual Federal character stipulations. So, no one dominates them. Even though your clannish, power-hungry leaders would allocate everything to themselves if they could, regardless of their state of qualification and education.

Case closed.

asorock01:
Since yesterday evening till this morning Police and military Helicopter has been hovering over Abuja city. Has anyone seen it too? Its a kind of weird.

It is in preparation for May day celebration.

ocelot2006:
Fabricated story?!! Dude are you fvcking kidding me?? I was born up North, and I worked particularly in the North East ( Taraba, Adamawa, Gombe, and Bauchi). You illiteracy rate is TOTALLY ALARMING. Diseases that have been eradicated down south (polio) are still prevalent up north. Your poverty level is the highest in the country. Thanks to you illiteracy, your people find it extremely difficult to reason AT ALL. That's what your leaders have always wanted. Yet your region has ruled this country, wrecking it for FORTY PLUS YEARS.

I've seen examples of your region's ineptitude & incompetence play out in the Police. Incompetent Northern officers automatically get rapid promotions and plush postings while better educated and tactically sound officers stagnate or are relegated to career killing postings during the military era. No wonder a lot of Northern military officers failed their promotion exams during the OBJ era.

The Britons know the reason why they handed over leadership of this country to us. Moreover, they still identify with us and see us as the owners of Nigeria because they know what we have upstairs.

Nigerian military under us has always distinguish itself among its counterparts in the African region.

Obi1kenobi:
You must be a liar or you didn't get any PTDF scholarship. Else, you'd know it's based on Federal character with quotas and your claim to outnumbering Southerners is a concocted fantasy.

Distinguish my arse. How many "distinguished" members of Nigeria's intellectual class (technocrats, academics, renowned authors, tech entrepreneurs, legal minds etc) do you produce. Any of Ogun or Anambra alone could probably easily name more renowned intellectuals than the whole core North combined. All your top schools like ABU and Bayero basically produce are politicians, and a figure like Sanusi is a great rarity.

Keep kidding yourself too about Dangote. Pretty much all your wealthiest men (the likes of Dangote, Dantata, Indimi, Danjuma and an army of politicians and ex-generals) are basically oligarchs who have cultivated the right relationships in Nigeria's corridors of power and amassed wealth and influence. It's a common thing in resource-rich, corrupt countries like Nigeria and Russia. Dangote is no Warren Buffet or Bill Gates. He's Nigeria's version of Abramovich.

Ptdf and Nitda have always been babies of the North... go and decode what I mean.

Afam4eva:
Corpers for Daura don suffer. From Buhari telling them to tell their people to forget the Biafra agitation to being attacked by thieves. Na wa.

How about those who served in Otuoke between 2011 and 2015?

vengertime:
hilarious, Masa and tuwo Shinkafa and akara

Na you know that one, let me put my dp. Put yours so people can differentiate who looks more nourished between me and you.

Obi1kenobi:
Mister, it is highly plausible for recruitments to be dominated by Southerners in a fair process because your region is extremely backward educationally. In the private sector, the core north are nonentities and you can't compete. In the civil service and military, it becomes quota, quota, quota, federal character, quota,....blah blah. This reminds me of the PRESSID scholarship for graduates looking to sponsor citizens abroad that was scrapped under Buhari because your backward region in the core north couldn't produce a single successful candidate by merit in consecutive years out of hundreds of awarded scholarships. Then your bitter legislators scrapped the commendable program because they were trying to introduce quota as usual. It didn't occur to their empty heads that scholarships are supposed to reward academic excellence and not be subject to quotas.

How will this country ever move forward with you parasites dragging the rest of us down with your backwardness?

Lolz for your information, I did my masters and phd under ptdf scholarship. And in all the two cases, northerners far outnumbered southerners on the lists because they couldn't defend their God forsaken certificates... .

I don't know the competence you are talking about. I swear to almighty Allah that majority of southerners are not intelligent.

I once worked with a private firm called Huawei Technologies and I saw how uselessly dull most southerners are.

I agree with you that you guys are ahead of us in terms of enrollment, but when we enroll, we always distinguish ourselves.

The fact that the richest man in Africa is an Hausa man should at least tell you something.

vengertime:
with more hunger you people are used to.

I eat healthy food more than you bros

Reference:
No. You correct errors. You don't deepen, complicate or escalate them. Because if you do where does it end and how will it engender trust in your other policies and programs like the famed anti-corruption war. So will they also steal to make it 'even'. Like I said earlier the north is not politically or demographically disadvantaged. There is no need for them to seek their already dominant position in government at all levels accumulated over 30 years of rule.

I think thats the reason why he refused to cancel the recruitment but for fairness sake that anomaly needs to be amended.

nkwuocha:
You're simply a much lower animal. On a good day, I mingle not with "born throway".

Simple instruction you cannot abide... . Ok continue

nkwuocha:
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You don't know nothing bro.. . I am yet to see a southerner who is as intelligent as I am in my agency....

Meanwhile, How did this Edo teacher reached the level she is now??[/s]



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmKgVCI7PW4

Mr man, you're not intelligent! You're just privileged.

Ok sir but I am sorry, I don't argue with fools.

Quote me not in your life again.

austinvsb1:
I'v been a fairly good supporter of the buhari govt. But this act combined with previous acts of nepotism cannot be swept under the carpet. Its almost like a particular section of the country is constantly getting themselves militarily equiped to keep the other section in perpertual fear of disagreement and conflict.

I believe in one nigeria but this is not a time to pretend to be dumb to obvious happenings around you

Even on this one I'm with Buhari, though I disagree with some of his policies.

Do you know that when Buhari assumed office he nearly canceled the recruitment of about 500 cadet officers because of its lopsided nature?

Cross River and AkwaIbom had over a hundred cadets then when states like Kano, Jigawa struggles with 5 and 6.

It is only fair if he refuses to cancel that recruitment and tries to neutralize the anomaly with this one.

I have been following things as they unfold in the country, I condemn the condemnable and support the good ones.

ocelot2006:
You're joking, right? So it's the North without schools and its high illiteracy and poverty rates plus Almajiri issues that produces brilliant officers?Those are the clowns better than their far better educated colleagues from the South?? Absolute RUBBISH

You didn't tell me how a teacher who could not read her certificate manages to spend reasonable number of years in her career. What has she been teaching her students and how was she able to pass promotion exams?


Meanwhile, you are just making reference to a fabricated story about the North. Who told you North doesn't have schools? Who told you that Northerners are illiterates? Do you know that illiteracy is itself a relative term? Have you ever heard the story of a professor who called a boatman illiterate and eventually got drowned in the river while the boatman swims to safety when the boat sinks?

You just are a learner, and you choose to confine yourself to that small niche of yours. Leave that hamlet and tour the country, you'll appreciate every region.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmKgVCI7PW4

aolawale025:
Looks like the timidity of the southerners is giving the northerners free reign

Ohh SO THEY ARE TIMID