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Mama Piss why you dey smile like this? Abi you dey owe the deceased money?

Lolz provision for school.

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Former president of Nigeria Dr Goodluck Jonathan (dob. 20/11/1957) Long before he entered politics, he worked as an education inspector, lecture and an environmental-protection officer.

Lagos state government always looking left, right and centre on how to extort her citizens and make life diffcult for them all in the name of revenue generation. What a capitalistic way of living.

jaywhoco:
frightening...so you he cannot even do plane 'taxi' service?

Hahaha let him try it... The 100 people sent by kano state government to study piloting abroad have come back and due to lack of opportunities, they are now reduced to class room teachers and ministry workers.

I can't imagine sending my child to school to study piloting cos to me piloting is a hobby and not a career.

sorextee:
i still remember mine
064-660359.. kano
then with caller id sef, where u can see d person calling you..
gone are the days walahi..

Kano Man I sight you. Meanwhile, my own starts with 062, where am I?

I never for once considered piloting a job worth dying for cos no matter how skilled a pilot is, he cannot buy his own personal plane and be operating it. He must be hired by an established company and that makes him a dependent driver.

The only answer to all this your write-up is contentment. If you lack that, you will tour the whole world looking for money.

Who said igbos are not likely to come home when they traveled abroad? An average Igbo man's mentality is to go and make money abroad just to come and show it off in his village. It is only in those places yoh hear things like he has arrived and announcing arrivals etc.

Meanwhile, most of them get killed by local hustlers otherwise known as kidnappers who would kidnap them with a view to collecting their shares.

Osinbajo is conferred with the title of ACTING Obong Enem pending on when Buhari comes back.

Wicked Northerners.

This is ordinary srealing... (GEJ 2013)

LAFO:
See as him look like those idiots wey dey always collect money for Offa Road in Ilorin.

I know Offa road, I once handled a project at National Library located there.

But who collects money on that road, I thought the place is GRA. Or do you mean the road to Offa LGA?

carmag:
All the one Nigerianist where at thou ??


Obviously, Michael a southerner and a Christian was viewed as a foreigner and an intruder who deserves to be thought a lesson


well Michael should be happy not to had been lynched cus anything is possible in the North

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THOUGHT A LESSON? Bros abeg leave Nairaland and go back to school.

Kosy79:
That's for me and not for u. Next time sound more responsible.

What do we call those who don't act what they preach again?

I'll surely appreciate it if you stay off my quote, please.

Akwaudene87:
A zoo will remain a zoo, this is why we are fighting and dying to leave the zoo. If you think that something good will come out of Nigerian your on a long thing.. tribalism and nepotism have eaten deep in the marrow of Nigerians.. "Micheal"is a southern copper... divide this fucking country now ..

As if what you guys do in that purported paradise (land of milk and honey) is holier than this. Just yesterday, two ladies were found murdered in the so called human kingdom, with one having her head cut off.

In as much as I detest any act of barbarism by whatever name called, I equally don't see Biafraudland as Saints haven.

Kosy79:
Just listen to yourself Mr man and tell me how u sounded like?

Just read your signature and apply it in this situation

frisky2good:
Are you saying Hausas don't kill for rituals? Kaura Nomado.

Yeah cos I'm yet to see one

frisky2good:
The northerners but of course most cases there go unreported.

But what do you guys get in return when you behead a lady.

frisky2good:
Apart from backwardness.
Na dem dey forefront of backwardness

And who's at the fore front of beheading innocent ladies for rituals or whatever purpose?

Sometimes I used to see marriage as a union that aims to deter one from succeeding in life. This guy made his money codedly without anybody knowing but decided to bring into his life, someone who doesn't even know how he made his money and that same person who enjoys several goodies from him at no cost is now looking for his downfall.

Dangote I hail you for refusing to allow distraction stay long in your life .. . Churchill run for your life and cut all links between you and that retired OLOSHO.

ezechinwa2:
Of all usernames available you choose malware. Smh

If only you knw what it stands for.... ..

All schemes that match users to pay themselves with an additional profit are designed to fail from day1 as the scheme lives on debt.

All pyramidal schemes are ponzis and all ponzis are bound to fail.

IN THE MORNING IT WAS HEADLESS BODY OF A LADY IN IMO AND NOW IT IS CORPSE OF A LADY SUSPECTED TO BE RAPED IN UMUAHIA...... IPODS I HAIL THEEEEEEE

omoplaycool:
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It swings both ways bro.. The men also.
As long as there is a demand for this service, there won't stop being a supply in the chain.. So you should also wonder about the men

The ladies do it the more cos they can entertain as many customers as possible in a day, thereby increasing their risks.

Sometimes I used to wonder what kind of mindset some ladies have............ How can a lady just resort to opening her legs to all manner of people not knowing their health, spiritual or mental status.

Posters of Barack Obama have popped up around Paris in what started as a joke by four friends pretending to launch a campaign for the former US leader ahead of France’s presidential election.

The posters bear the words “Oui on peut”, a French translation of Obama’s popular and effective 2008 campaign slogan Yes We Can.

Even though the former US president, as a foreigner, cannot legally run in the two-round April-May election, an online petition posted by the group on their site Obama2017.fr has been signed by more than 40,000 people.

The organisers, who came up with idea over beer, said they launched the website and began plastering Obama17 posters around Paris because they were disenchanted with the candidates running in France’s election.

The movement’s website said it wants to coax France out of its “lethargy” and Obama has the experience to do it.

“We wish to strike a blow by electing a foreign president at the head of our beautiful country,” the website reads.

“Barack Obama has completed his second term as president of the United States … why not hire him as president for France?”

The group aims to reach more than 1m signatures by 15 March.

Polls now show far-right candidate Marine Le Pen leading in the first round of the presidential election in April but losing in the second round to a single candidate from the centre-left or centre-right.

But that race has tightened, raising the prospect that the National Front leader could become the first far-right politician to win power through the ballot box in Western Europe since the second world war.


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/28/oui-on-peut-petition-barack-obama-french-president

OMO SEE TRUMP SUPPORTERS' ENGLISH.... GRAMMAR HAS MET IT'S WATERLOO IN YOUR HANDS

ho69:
It's a good feelings...

A good feelings? OK, continue.

flabush2241:
why is d girl not sitting now... omo see photo editing oooo

Your brain needs editing

God Bless Nigeria