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Nairaland GeneralRe: Eve Did U Really Do This, Or Am I Stupid! by mamaput(f): 12:37pm On Jun 25, 2006
ho ok because she writes a bit like you.
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel If Your Nigerian Boyfriend Controls You Anyhow by mamaput(f): 12:31pm On Jun 25, 2006
Thankyou maybe tomorrow i will pass some food over to you.
I may keep some of that goatmeat .
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Possession Of Yours Keeps Getting Lost? by mamaput(f): 12:29pm On Jun 25, 2006
socks but always only one .
I have a mighty bucket with "Brotherless " socks
And then cell phones. I only buy cheap ones for my self now,
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel If Your Nigerian Boyfriend Controls You Anyhow by mamaput(f): 12:23pm On Jun 25, 2006
And no food for you a am a greedy *** i do not share my food
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel If Your Nigerian Boyfriend Controls You Anyhow by mamaput(f): 12:21pm On Jun 25, 2006
All my kids were born in a marrage and all from the same father (just for your info)
Its not my fault their father is a Prat.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Eve Did U Really Do This, Or Am I Stupid! by mamaput(f): 12:17pm On Jun 25, 2006
if eve is who ever then who is Kadeejah?
RomanceRe: Making Love With Your Man Friend In Your Matrimonial Bed by mamaput(f): 12:07pm On Jun 25, 2006
the most responsible act that you owe yourself(lorreta) is to let your friend's husband know one way or the other what the woman is doing on their matrimonial bed.Its the worst thing that it happens on their matrimonial bed
Please do not do that .let him find out from another person.
by the way what if Loretta's friend is Muslim , what is she doing with Jesus.
PoliticsRe: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by mamaput(f): 12:01pm On Jun 25, 2006
SUGGESTION:

I wont tell u to remove it because, it will only widen the already "big" hole

I will advise you to seal it with GERMAN CONCRETE, so no any "thing" including "ROD" fit acclerate freely.
Did someone not tell you that Germans make the best boring machines? Like in bosh and semens?

oh! before i forget, if its your breast, please don't forget to do a plastic surgery, at least to remove it for good.
It seems you forgot the part about the body is the Temple of the lord.
FoodRe: What Are You Eating/drinking Right Now? by mamaput(f): 11:53am On Jun 25, 2006
fried goat meat that i stole last night at a party grin
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel If Your Nigerian Boyfriend Controls You Anyhow by mamaput(f): 11:46am On Jun 25, 2006
Equal rights for everyone.
my parents controled me enough am not about to be controled by a man
SportsRe: Germany 2006: Countries That Should Pack Their Bags by mamaput(f): 3:27pm On Jun 24, 2006
Every body can drive or fly home.
But maybe to day germany will walk home then they are already home.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: For Those Girls Who Think I Raise Their Hair by mamaput(f): 1:58pm On Jun 23, 2006
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I need that when i see the pic real guy
EducationRe: Would You Help Your Children To Cheat In Exams? by mamaput(f): 1:39pm On Jun 23, 2006
That is even worse.
If i buy my child the paper, the child will have to read for that paper to pass it.
meaning it will learn the stuff.
But if i do it with out their knoweldge am paying to change a fehl to a passand the child will think it passed
PoliticsRe: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by mamaput(f): 9:34am On Jun 23, 2006
try cutting a hole it only becomes bigger.
And we are talking about cutting not sewing tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Seun Needs A Gal. Volunteers Needed. by mamaput(f): 9:24am On Jun 23, 2006
I have also been banned b4 but only once.

What did you do
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Worst Thing You've Ever Done? by mamaput(f): 9:16am On Jun 23, 2006
I do not believe people change.
There are some that claim they have seen the light but people do not change just like that.
Some settle down . but change.
I know that to this day i can still be up to no good . Not that i will give anyone apple juice from Germany again.
But my kids do not like lamb so i tell them its Beef from Argentina.
SportsRe: Usa Vs Ghana by mamaput(f): 8:20am On Jun 23, 2006
When did the USA start kicking ball.
I knew they well never go far.
We are talking of soccer and not American foot ball or basket ball or base ball.
A beg let them go to there tents or Drop a bomb somewere . thats what they can do well
Christianity EtcRe: Does Satan Really Eat With His Left Hand? And Other Quranic Discrepancies! by mamaput(f): 7:52am On Jun 23, 2006
No i have not .
But i find it ridiculous to think that lefthanded people are satans children.
I that case half my family are children of satan because there are very many left handed people in my family .
That child is not poor her head is ticker than a bag of cement .
RomanceRe: What Are The Do's And Don'ts On A First Date? by mamaput(f): 8:55pm On Jun 22, 2006
Do not drink too much.
Do not take her to a place were your friends go.
And tell her she is looking good because she too will make an effort to impress you
Forum GamesRe: Done It, Never Done It Or Want To Do It. by mamaput(f): 8:34pm On Jun 22, 2006
Yes but dont ask me the name.But i did not climb it


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PoliticsRe: Death Penalty For Exam Malpractices In Nigeria? - Satire by mamaput(f): 8:32pm On Jun 22, 2006
And if it is your penis cut it off
RomanceRe: Why are Women Not Crazy About Tall Men? by mamaput(f): 8:52am On Jun 22, 2006
I too will want a man to be taller than me.
And am not tall at all.
I think if the woman is taller than the man people will make comments.
A man should be tall than me even when i am on heels
FamilyRe: Men Going Through Midlife Crisis by mamaput(f): 8:05am On Jun 22, 2006
I do not know if there is a proof.
But many of my friends are going through some little Hell with there Husbands.
From the younger co wife to "Am not progressing" issues
Nairaland GeneralRe: New And My Brief Thoughts by mamaput(f): 8:02am On Jun 22, 2006
Only the song.
FamilyRe: Which One 1st. Will You Start Dating A Girl Or You Will Inform Your Pastors 1st? by mamaput(f): 7:50am On Jun 22, 2006
Just think if you have two girlfriends and you are with one in the house, you do not want to get caught do you. So you have to tell the gate man not to let the other girl in if she comes.

or on the other hand you tell the gate man to give the girl vip treatment when she comes.

But i was just kidding
FamilyRe: Which One 1st. Will You Start Dating A Girl Or You Will Inform Your Pastors 1st? by mamaput(f): 7:48am On Jun 22, 2006
Just think if you have two girlfriends and you are with one in the house, you do not want to get caught do you. So you have to tell the gate man not to let the other girl in if she comes.
SportsRe: Brazil Is Not Playing Well by mamaput(f): 7:29am On Jun 22, 2006
Am mixed Nigerian/german And i hate the way they are messing up the town beer bottles every were (Butonly when they play
SportsRe: Brazil Is Not Playing Well by mamaput(f): 9:52pm On Jun 21, 2006
nightrider better go and knock on wood please .
I say do not bring bad luck for my team a beg
Christianity EtcRe: Does Satan Really Eat With His Left Hand? And Other Quranic Discrepancies! by mamaput(f): 9:49pm On Jun 21, 2006
Yes he is.
Come to think of it, my last born is left handed.My other kids do what i tell them.
But this one i have been saying it her head no de house.Maybe I have to force her to use her right hand then things will be better,
Come to think of it left handed people i know all of them craz grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: How Would You Feel If Your Nigerian Boyfriend Controls You Anyhow by mamaput(f): 9:35pm On Jun 21, 2006
Why i will not marry or date not only a Nigerian but Arab.

Even if they are Ok, they care a lot of what other people think or say.

I will give an example.
After having kids it was not possible to go out and chill so often together with my ex, so sometimes he will go out alone sometimes i will go out alone.
I used to go to this Nigerian restaurant,fellow Nigerian men will yap me telling me am supposed to be at home and if they were my husband blablabla.
They will never let their wife go out because she will **** with another man.

Well i always asked them to go and produce the man that has bleeped me?
or i will ask then all this while i have been coming (very often) "which one of you has bleeped me" Non could answer with me.
Well it occurred to me that even if your husband gives you the freedom and trust. His friends will talk him out of it and he will change his mind.

2 Nigerian Men they gossip alot. like and in kiss and tell.

3 the pressure of having a baby boy.

Well now that am no longer thinking of marrage , if i happen to go out with a Nigerian and it dose not work out, no second one will follow
FamilyRe: Which One 1st. Will You Start Dating A Girl Or You Will Inform Your Pastors 1st? by mamaput(f): 9:18pm On Jun 21, 2006
IAH:
I must inform my Pastor first. I must also inform my teachers at school, my grandmother, the king of my hometown and our gateman. Duhhhh Pastor ko, Stopper ni grin grin grin
so you are one of those people that tell the gate man not to allow any girl to enter when you are with another girl EH . grin grin
Yes i think the Gate man must be the first to know.
Music/RadioRe: Rate These Classic Musicians by mamaput(f): 9:15pm On Jun 21, 2006
Oya name one Nigerian soul singer for us

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