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Nairaland GeneralRe: My Fat Ass. by mamaput(op): 11:49pm On Jul 01, 2006
well i have removed the name again because i do not want too many people to know .
SportsRe: France(1) Vs Brazil(0): World Cup. Zidane Or Ronaldo? by mamaput(f): 11:44pm On Jul 01, 2006
If its Germany and Italy nobody is stepping out of the house. Then too many Italians here only god knows were it will end.
just a small eg of what our streets look like these days when ever germany or italy play

Nairaland GeneralRe: My Fat Ass. by mamaput(op): 11:36pm On Jul 01, 2006
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Nairaland GeneralRe: My Fat Ass. by mamaput(op): 11:27pm On Jul 01, 2006
she is big .she is the same size as me only her bubbs are bigger.
She will be 13 in Dezember,
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Fat Ass. by mamaput(op): 11:06pm On Jul 01, 2006
my second daughter 12 years old . we went shopping today to buy her new cloths.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Fat Ass. by mamaput(op): 11:00pm On Jul 01, 2006
only i was in a good mood today . Thats the face of an angry young girl that just wants to go home
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: When Am I Going To Have A Sugar Mummy? by mamaput(f): 10:53pm On Jul 01, 2006
they should ban all these pets from here.
Its a big disgrace.
I have never seen any forums apart from Nigerian Forum were they have so many pets.



Wuff bello wuff
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Fat Ass. by mamaput(op): 10:50pm On Jul 01, 2006
lovely  the weather
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: When Am I Going To Have A Sugar Mummy? by mamaput(f): 10:43pm On Jul 01, 2006
Because we arenot stupid.
we know how to find our pets on our own.





or we are not desprate and do not need one.
PoliticsRe: Why Are People Focusing On Nigerian Criminals? by mamaput(f): 10:39pm On Jul 01, 2006
I too do not understand how anyone can give someone money they met over the net.
Every child knows that.
Even my kids know .
Do not give any one your name or Nr .
That were it starts. and the older you get the more laws come in.
FoodRe: What Are You Eating/drinking Right Now? by mamaput(f): 10:33pm On Jul 01, 2006
jellofrice yam and am not saying because i dont know what type of soup it is. someone cooked it not me
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Worst Fear? by mamaput(f): 10:01pm On Jul 01, 2006
Wait till you hear the one about my teeth falling out of my mouth.
sometimes am just spiting them out like seeds and sometimes am pulling a tread that is holding them together.
Then there is the one about the maggots.


There was this day (its not a dream) it was really hot and it had rained. i went to empty the bin late in the night and barefooted. I steped on something soft. When i put ou the outside light i was standing on a carpet of maggots that fell of the bin. it was horrible .
I ran up took a bath . but am marked for life. We now wash the outside bin every week .
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Kind Of Tree Are You? by mamaput(f): 10:19am On Jul 01, 2006
To cut a long story short they give thir mother hell as well as their teachers.
Just do what they want without thinking what will come out of it.
But they have a way (just so loving and charming) you just have to love them.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Kind Of Tree Are You? by mamaput(f): 10:14am On Jul 01, 2006
Too late i saw what you wrote tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Kind Of Tree Are You? by mamaput(f): 10:13am On Jul 01, 2006
Mein really fits in .
And the one of my last born lime tree. She is only 10 but always onthe move as good as never at home and very stubbon, But still wants to sleep in my bed
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Kind Of Tree Are You? by mamaput(f): 10:05am On Jul 01, 2006
weeping willow
FashionRe: What Are You Putting On Right Now? by mamaput(f): 9:40am On Jul 01, 2006
Bedsheet. till i have time for a bath .
Well why Bed sheet?
Its sataday its ealy and this is the day the jc nomally come. If i open the door like this they will go on their own grin
Music/RadioRe: What Do You Think Of Cherish: The Girl Group? by mamaput(f): 9:32am On Jul 01, 2006
Well they cannot be that good i asked my kids and their friends (maybe mamaput is just old fashoned) they have never heard of them.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lauryn What's Up With The Cellphone And Camera by mamaput(f): 7:49am On Jun 30, 2006
laughing my @SS off.
[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=16273.msg460948#msg460948 date=1151635536]Ipod will degrade the phone.

Add one of those olden days 'record player'.[/quote]These things are a classic.

Well these old things you are laughhing at were made to last a life time .
But all this new things they make now are desinged to survie like 5 years so that you will run and buy a new one.
That first pic . That handy will live for ever
HealthRe: Fastest Way To Lose Weight? by mamaput(f): 3:39pm On Jun 29, 2006
By the way my 12 year old has a weight problem she has my hight that is tall for her age but the weight as mine but thats too much for her age. I gave her the option between 1 and 4 on the list she too picked 1.
But because she is still a child , she has to eat something so i write down what and how much she should eat and she dose it. Am not around at lunch time.
But i set her a limit too so i only put her on a diet when she has passed the limit.
now she is 61kg so she has to go back to under 60.
The problem starts when people let themselves go .
I think every one should set a limit for her/his self that they can cope with and hold to it . even if the limit is 80 kg
HealthRe: Fastest Way To Lose Weight? by mamaput(f): 3:25pm On Jun 29, 2006
When am really busy and stressed i can forget to eat for up to two days .Its only when am dizzy i remember i have not eaten.
Most of my friends eat more when they are stressed but i eat less.
I can really pig in when i want and i pig in very often .Ican eat a whole duck on my own in one sitting.
But i have put a limit  on my self and that is 60kg. (120pounds) not a gramm more,.
I am always between 55 and 60.
two years ago i was 50 kg but people said i look sick so i added .
I do not think that the same method works for every one. I have always hated sports in any form.
HealthRe: Fastest Way To Lose Weight? by mamaput(f): 2:54pm On Jun 29, 2006
for me nr 1
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Fat Ass. by mamaput(op): 2:42pm On Jun 29, 2006
beyunce That is something you will understand if you have worked in a macdonalds.
That was the first job i did when i came.
A real big woman will come in order two trays of mac mac and shakes and at the end she will say and one small cola light.
I know its not funny to laugh at fat people most of my friends have  like 70kg thats 140 pounds.

But please it is really funny someone pigging in and  then taking care on the drink
small cola light its funny .
Nairaland GeneralDoor To Door Gossip by mamaput(op): 9:08am On Jun 29, 2006
I just hate all these Neighborhood door to door gossip.
When ever i get home (This ´has just started) my 12 year old daughter is feeding me in on what is happening around. Who fought, who did not pay their rent and so on.
Now guess from who she has her information.


The Queen of talk in person the Woman downstairs .I ask my self why , is my daughter her new pupil.?
Dose she not have anyother person to talk to?
And how the hell do i stop it without having to talk to the woman downstairs.

I must aadmitsome of the stories are really jjuicy.
But hell no i do not want my kids to grow as Door to Door gossipers that all people in the Hood " fear " and hate.

Do you have them too . People that always know whats written in your letters be4 you get them, people that look in the dustbin to see if they can find something about you sad
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Fat Ass. by mamaput(op): 8:33am On Jun 29, 2006
I used to see some too. What made me laugh , after a tall order of twofull trays they will finally say and a cola light grin

Anyway i thank all of una because latally i keep stopping at every mirror to insult my self.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Fat Ass. by mamaput(op): 8:16am On Jun 29, 2006
I thank una o . Some of my choths do not fit anymore.
I could even wear some of my daughters jeans.
Sometimes friends said sweet 16 But (big but) for a woman with 3 kids at my age am too skinny. The Nigerian friends said this.
Sometimes i think i should just stop wearing mini.
At what age should a woman dress like a mum. No mini and stuff.?
My kids do not mind as long as am not coming to their [b]schoo[/b]l like that.
EducationRe: Nigerian Boarding House Stories And Pictures by mamaput(f): 8:10am On Jun 29, 2006
I hated it they dealt with me in a bad way. The girl next to me had lice(it was always two beds joined together she was in class 5 and i in one and i could not complain. I could only take over the lice.I left after only one term.
I came back as a Senior (even changed school)
Well i did not punish anyone only once but my classmates made me undecided I was in class 5 and had a friend in class 3 well one day she forgot herself and insulted me in front of my classmates.( I was known for not punishing ) but this time they put their foot down till i gave her a punishment. (To scrub the toilets) she refused and got ready to go on an interschoolsports outing .The houseprefet called her back she had to scrub the toilets and had to stay in school on that day ,the schoolbus had gone without her.That was the first and last time i ever punished anyone.
Our principal was one mean bitch. But she took good care.
IN our class five she made the rest of the school fill some drums with water for us class 5 students.She came veryoften to the dining to see that our food was good. Then she wanted her final year students to have it as comfortable as possible
FashionRe: Girls Are Dirty! True Or False? by mamaput(f): 7:29am On Jun 29, 2006
Ha ok i see.
Music/RadioRe: What Do You Think Of Cherish: The Girl Group? by mamaput(f): 7:09am On Jun 29, 2006
never heard of them yet

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