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Me that is allergic to cold, dust and any strong fragrance. Na to take overdose of piriton and sleep till the flight lands.

Hmmmm, let me reserve my comments.

When shall these be over??

Even if you divorce her today you won't still have that peace of mind you are seeking for. You sound strange to me, invited a spiritual husband into your home by moving from one seer to another in the name of pastors. Go and work on yourself.

Nice one

Alfryd:
pls can someone help me with a code to generate my BVN ....?


FIRST BANK PLS

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Gabbyrabby:
For you to be qualify and be selected in the forth-coming of Npower Batch C, you have abide by the rules and regulations that govern the application process.
The following are the rules and regulations to abide with and failure to abide with these rules, you are therefore deserve to be deselected.


1.    Your Names on your documents must match with the names on your BVN
2.    Your date of birth on your documents and on your ID Card must match with the date of birth on your BVN.

3.    You must not use another person BVN

4.    Registration can be done only once not twice per applicant.

5.    After you submit your application, you will not have access to edit your data input again, so you are advice to cross-check every information enter before submission
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6.    Certificate of Origin, Age Declaration or birth certificate, your account details, Educational Qualifications, Identity cards such as voter’s card or National ID Card are very important documents to be uploaded.

7.    Your scan documents must be clear not blunt.
8.    You must pass the online test to be selected.
9.    You must have a good internet connection without any interruption.
10.   You must not use phone to write your online test.
11.   You must not forge your certificate because you will be fish out and prosecuted.
12.   If you are more than 35 years old, don’t even try to penetrate because your date of birth and your BVN will fish you out honourably(Read more below)
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Source:https://www.royalng.com/rules-and-regulations-that-govern-the-new-n-power-recruitment-batch-c/

. In my voters card a little mistake was made, instead of 30th September which has been in all my other documents and credentials it was written 30th of August. Hope it won't affect me? And I'm 35 this year, hope I'm good to go?

Igbojihadist:
you are a lier their are no alligator in africa

, unless there are two species of crocodiles. But there is one with long straight head and four fingers and and there is one with five fingers with rounded head. We eat the former but we don't eat the later.

In my community we don't kill or eat crocodiles and they are harmless. Crocodile has five fingers and alligator has four fingers with long head ,thats how we differentiate between the two, but we eat alligators. Even when you encounter them while swimming, it quietly runs away.

To even think my papa is here , it's heartbreaking �����. E no go beta for hope.

Aunty Bisi are you there? . But this is inhuman.

Lol! Unlike me in those days when I used to pretend to be lazy, none of my aunties would like me to visit but if I eventually visits ehh, no body sends me on an errand because I was tagged a lazy girl.

Wow! Congratulations to him and his family. Safe delivery to me.

The rate at which married women cheat these days is so alarming but men are often times deceived. There are coded runs mamas.

Kikikikkikikikikikikikikikkiiii, she's asking if the rice is not yet done? Hilarious!!!!

Larryyoung16r:
Did you watch the video

Yeah, it's horrible.

Jezz! Watching this has caused me to start having false labour and my heart is beating so fast.

nairalandankrah:
Yes!!! it is possible that your 5-year-old child is already having sex
*****16th May 2020.*****

She is one of my domestic staff and she was in the kitchen when another staff walked in to
Her mother emerged from the kitchen very furious, threatening and charging towards her 5-year-old daughter who was standing in the sitting room. The mother was ready to unleash her anger and frustration on her daughter when I waded in.

Do not hit her, I commanded. What did she do this time? I asked. “Aunty, Charity just told me she caught her in the bathroom with her pants down as she was fingering herself”. What! That news hit me like thunder.

I turned to the staff who reported to the mother for confirmation. She told me that wasn’t the first time. That most times this girl announces to every one in the sitting room she is going to use the toilet, she goes there to finger herself.

Another staff and the mother corroborated her story. They have at one time or more caught her pants down on the bed or in the bathroom fingering herself. Most times, she’s so lost she doesn’t hear when the door opens while they walk in until they beat her senses back.

I couldn’t believe this was happening right under my roof. How come I’m the last to know about this development? I questioned them. Unfortunately, the mother’s approach is always yelling, threatening, cursing, screaming her lungs out and beating the living day light out of her.

So, I faced the already visibly shaken child who was crying. I told every one to sit down and let’s talk. I called the little child by her name which is something I rarely do because I have a pet name for her. “Why do you go to the toilet to put your hand inside your bumbum?” I asked. With tears in her eyes she responded “I don’t know”.

Does your bum bum itch you? She said no. So why do you go to the room to put your hand in your bum bum? I asked her again, “I don’t know” she responded yet again.

Where did you learn how to put your hand in your bum-bum from? “Nobody”, she responded. While asking her these questions, I tried to be as calm and casual as possible, while her mother had her hands on her waist pacing and ready to beat the demon out of her child.

“I will have no option left but to take you to the soldiers at the gate to flog you if you refuse tell me the truth” I announced. She sprang up from where she was seated with her hands in the air and pleaded with me not to hand her over to the soldiers at the gate.

Who have you seen putting their hands in their bum bum I asked again. “It is Chizaram, she responded.” “You are a liar” the mother retorted almost going at her “Aunty, she is lying!”

“How do you know she’s lying? Who is Chizaram? I asked the mother.” She said: “Chizaram was her best friend in the village. She was the only neighbor I allowed to visit and she could also visit during our one year stay in the village.” How old is Chizaram? I inquired, “She’s just about a year older than my child, the mother stated”.

I told the mother “Don’t interrupt her again. She’s telling me her truth and you are shutting her down. How else do we get to the root of this problem if we don’t know how she got here and who is carrying on from where Chizaram left off.”

I focused my attention back to the little girl. So, where does Chizaram put her hand inside her bum-bum? She hesitates and responded “She always asks me to remove my pant and lie down in the kitchen and she puts her hand inside my bum-bum, she responded.”Did you use to put your own hand in Chizaram’s bum-bum” I asked and she responded in the affirmative. She does the same thing Chizaram does to her to Chizaram.

Who again put their hands in your bum-bum while in the village? “Only Chizaram” she responded.

Now that you live with me here in Enugu, who is putting their hands in your bum-bum? I asked “Nobody” she responded. Do you want us to go visit the soldiers at the gate? “No Aunty” then tell me the truth.

Who has touched your bum-bum in your school? She hesitates for a bit “Praaaaaaaise” she responded. Her mother was unsettled and cleared her throat while sighing heavily in disbelief, looking at her child intensely with so much anger, but I was in charge, she has no option but just to listen to her child’s confessions first.

Who is Praise? “he is one boy in my class” What did praise do to your bum-bum? “He called me to the window side of our classroom during break time, he asked me to lift up my pink skirt and remove my pant and lie down, he unzipped his trouser and put his we-we inside my bum-bum” she says amidst sobs.

How many times has praise put his we-we inside your bum-bum? “Every day during break time” she responded.

Her mother had her hands on her head by now, her legs quacking violently. I was least concerned about how she felt, I was more concerned that her reaction would shut down her child from revealing more.

“But Miracle saw us and reported to our Aunty in school and she flogged us, she told me further.”

Who else in your school asks you to raise your skirt and pull down your pant? She said “Samuel.”

By now, her mother was almost gasping for breath.

To be continued.

You really opened my eyes, I found out my husband's nephew of12 years old has been fingering my baby of 1 year + that is the reason why she has been putting her fingers in her private part. Just waiting for the inter state lockdown to be eased so that I can send him home. Thanks a lot.

Yeah, I experienced it back in 2016, it usually happens around 1in the midnight. I feel this bright light in my room because I sleep in darkness but keep my touch by the side. The whole room will be lighted, with a television on the wall but in the real life there was no tv, there will be noise in the whole room, I struggle to wake up, it looks as if my eyes were open, I was aware of all that was happening but no strength to wake up. But when I finally wake up, I feel weak and confused. At a time, I decided to stay awake but if I mistakenly sleep off, it must happen again. I thought it was a spiritual thing, though I don't believe much in those things, I was jobless, I was passing through a horrible experience, i was duped of 200k by a fake boyfriend in the name helping me get a federal job, my mum was diagnosed of cancer and the money was needed as part of her treatment and the money was entrusted to me by my younger brother, I was contemplating suicide out of shame and disgrace. Everything happened so fast. But I can't remember how I was able to come out of that situation.

Congratulations to her! This is what every woman wish and pray for. By August, my baby boy gonna land. Best wishes to me in advance.

sweetmelanin:
She settled though.

She settled for a lifetime with a old man that she probably doesn't love all because of money - this decision she made is one of the fastest way to depression and marital unrest.

who says she doesn't love the man? To be frank with you, I prefer them older, though my husband is 10yrs older than me.

Maybe the way you were pronouncing some words.

Was Argmentin syrup recommend during the last treatment? I have witnessed something like this, dr recommended it and cleared up within a week. Use skineal or baby tribotan also.

Abort this mission or regret all through your life, I'm talking from experience.

Omakraid:
I know baby boys tends to do this with their privates when not in diaper or whatever. Ensure she has something in like panties or knicker, just make sure her below isn't always naked nd advise your neighbour to do same.

Thanks a lot.

I noticed that my baby girl of a year and seven months touches her private part when she is not on diaper and a neighbour's baby girl of a year plus does the same, should I be worried? Though, I try to stop her whenever I notice that.

Are there still men of God? Anyway, I don't believe in prophecy and I don't know why.

At 40, you still want to go necked? Hanty, you are too old to be young.

I watched it last night on investigation Discovery.