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Dpsychologist:Like when I speak,I'm almost not audible..kind of lack of confidence. |
JasonScoolari:I'm also 14th January |
Hey bro,go and see a doctor today. |
Dpsychologist:Boss I have exactly this kind of beard and face,but I have a problem,I talk too low...and it is really affecting the way I interact with women,in order to hide it,I normally stay quiet and alone many a time,and people always think I am the proud type,whearas deep inside me I am wishing I can defeat my inner demon. |
It's not a curse to be pretty @ all the ladies out there.mother nature knowingly gave u that pretty face to win favours from men during ur prime without you meritting them,because after you hit the wall,you won't get those benefits again as no man would give a wrinkled woman a lift,no man will buy u drinks,no man will give you money with the high hope of getting your pussy in return. So don't feel too important sis,when the beauty fades,your ocean of uncountable Pms and several attentions will dry off. |
Lol.my beautiful naija,we no dey carry last |
Ogbono soup with boiled eggs,croaker fish and fufu,I stepped it down with chilled coke..I wanna taste that feeling again. |
#350k I'm in trans-amadi 07014373472,call me if you're okay with that price |
Which lady can keep all these codes? Lmao. Looked like I was going through a funny script through out.. |
I'm going with my two dogs,my gun,parcel of cannabis,and my boom box. |
You can poo in my toilet,and it's okay by me,but my money is not yours,don't play close to my wallet.You can use my shirts,but not my shorts,and I cannot share my pin with anybody.I don't even want to talk about farting in my presence,I won't take it bcus shit is disgusting..imagine the weird sound,poooom! tarh,don't try it jorh. |
Swallow redpill you nogo hear! a whole 10k gone and you've been played..jeeez!! |
Crystademus:Is that all you have to say? |
sawdi:How pls? |
Damn!men still don't wanna wake up. That money would have helped you in a long way but instead you want to wed one Nigerian babe that will still ride her ex or one random dude later,then you will come back here and create another thread of infidelity. Why not make her your baby mama instead and use the money for relevant stuffs as you're still a struggling niggar ![]() |
GeneralKoko:Okay,only that? |
Boss please mention me in your miseducations to come.I'll be grateful. |
GeneralKoko:Absolutely! so what's next? |
I'm in Portharcourt and I'm interested in adopting this dog,Please reach me through my phone number 07014373472. I'm a big fan of Caucacians and GSD. I will take good care of Sombra very well because I've always needed a doggie companion,please do well to reach me. |
naturefellow:See this hybrid homosexual baboon! You want to see my ass and my legs so u can masturbate ![]() Search for bobrisky.NOT me. |
That boy is not mentally okay. Whydfuck would he do that?damn! so disgusting,and the girl's ass ain't looking good enough,her legs like brown walking sticks. |
Special greetings to the bosses in the house. There is this girl with a very heavy backside in the neighbourhood,I really want to go into her pants,I know she is damn into me but I am playing the bad boy game on her,good thing is she has already fallen,I can tell through her body languages,but this evening I fvcked up big time,I saw her coming and she was smilling at me,and I just told her hey you SHIRT is very long o,damn! I wanted to say SKIRT,meanwhile she was wearing short skirt..I didn't stop to talk to her and I never looked back..I knew those lines were poor and i'm still feeling fvcked. Help me out bros,I really want to go down with this girl.thanks in anticipation. |
Till that time. |
Looks more like children's car. |
Herbalist! |
Death to simps.
TRP lives on... |
Then they should be be-headed asap!
Any man that lacks control over his erection is not worth living. |
My forehead,My agric teacher used a wooden duster on me in my jss1 and it's still very visible..damn! |
Naija to the world.But our leaders dey on serious lapses.. |
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