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How much are you willing to sell the car?

LastMumu:
Which money? Hustler like me? If you come my house, na hunger go kill you finish.
You no see ballers like Davide470, Ferdyboss, Mannylex dem wey fit fall maga for you, na hustler like me you wan dey task. Gerrarah here mehn!

Lolz... I hail you baba... How is the hustle man ?

This is funny.

Abimbex007:
Happy Birthday in Arrears Mannylex. The Future is Bright; Have no FEAR!

Thanks dear...

Good one... Nigeria for gold. The same miracle that happened when we played against the Brazilians in Atlanta 20 years ago would happen against the Germans tonight.... I know the Brazilians seek revenge, we are ready for them in the Finals... We Nigerians Say Bring 'em on!

duduade:
The board of directors are considerate humans

Yes they are, but do they really have a choice? Based on their staff strength which is quite small, if they retrenched staff, how many would be left?

It was more of a logical decision than a considerate one.

amicable09:
Happy birthday to one of my good e-friends in the person of Handy Manny!

This jolly good fellow has a lot in common with Ferdyboss.
He has the height of Davide470.
The dollars of Tolutweety.
He has the looks of Dahveydson and Moyarh put together.
He has the intelligence of Yorex2011.
He has a lit twist of naughtiness like ElDeeVee.
He has the charm of Lero15
He has the jovial nature of ProudOlodo.
He's very understanding like Karleone.
He's as helpful as Handy Manny of Disneyjunior
His signature drives out fear!

The ladies love him present
Join me joblanders, male and female, 20 year olds and 30 year olds, newbies and oldies as we celebrate one of our own - Mannylex!

Happy 27th birthday handy Manny of life!
May you be an embodiment of courage, confidence and charisma. May you live a life worthy of emulation and may this new age be filled with all the goodies of life.
Have a beautiful celebration!

Lolzzzz... Thanks boo I appreciate. .. Missed your call.

I no be 27 years oh

Have no fear ; Today is Mine.

OdikwaRisky:
Forgive him, for your own good
Sometimes the kind of devil that used to enter some people and make them act in stúpid strange ways cannot even be explained
You have a good job(100k per day you say??) and jobs are scarce these days
So just swallow the anger and keep earning your living

He doesn't make 100k as wage a day, that's his daily target, that is the amount he is expected to generate or sell per say for the business.


By the way, OP, you were wrong attending to a customer with food in your mouth, that's unprofessional. In my entire life, I have never seen a waiter, barman or the likes attend to a customer with filled mouth, so that's a first from you, however your boss was equally very wrong for slapping you in front of a customer,, with that experience alone, I as a customer would not visit such place again.

It's really going to be difficult for you to work effectively there , due to the embarrassment and dampened morale. .. However, if you don't have a plan B, dust yourself, ignore the shame and keep your job. It's a wild west out there especially in this period of economic "Change"

Good.

amicable09:
Lol @ grandmama soup.
Black soup? Is there any soup like that for real? I know of white soup but not black soup.

Attention please:
Mannylex, be prepared to drive Ferdy and I to Ekpeyong's compound for a sumptuous buffet.
We'll be having Afang soup and Ekpan korkor... lol.

Forgive me I've murdered these spellings

Lolz... Epkang kukwo and Afang are completely different delicacies. You don't combine both.

By the way, would you like to try dog meat with plantain? *licks lips*

amaechi1:
Please, the 80 lawyers are pooled of Lawyers trained for special case and not for saraki.

Oh, thanks for pointing that out. The topic and the first paragraph doesn't align. As the former was what I based my conclusion on.

This explicitly shows how insensitive and arrogant some leaders in Nigeria could be.

80 lawyers? That's massive... It's obvious the government is indeed ready to nail Saraki this time. Let's see if Saraki can circumnavigate around this one and act a cat with 9 lives.

Funny Customers. Fine, CBN has taken over the board , but the database remains, information and balances of the customers are untouched, so there is no need for the fear. Gone are the days when banks got distressed and customers lost their fund.

I feel for the staff though, as another round of sack looms.

Wife indeed. No picture of any sort as a couple, but just a pic mixed pictures to show for. Wishy washy article.

Happy birthday Abimbex007... Wish you all the best and many happy returns...

LastMumu:
In my opinion, investing in the money market isn't much of a good idea as the market isn't doing well at the moment. Stanbic, ARM and FBN have the highest interest rates for MMF currently at an average of 9 - 10%, but considering the fact that inflation rate is currently hovering around 15%, this doesn't look much like a great investment.

I frustratingly yanked off the little investment I had with FBN two weeks ago or so, a lot of other investors are also pulling their money out of the market as well as rates are not lucrative enough. If you have any cash you want to invest, I would advise you throw into the real economy, invest in agriculture, transportation, start up a business or just anything aside MMF. Heck, even Treasury Bills is a better alternative right now to MMF. The thing tire me mehn.

Lolz Bro inflation affects everything not just money market, inflation is existent in the "real economy" itself at the moment.

Invest in transportation, agriculture? ? Not a bad idea, but not for a working class who is dependent on salary. I mean before you invest in those businesses, you must have attained a stable capital base and you and I both know you in invest with the returns of what you have invested in. So how does a salary earner just take his/her salary and throw into a business with unforseen risk, when not even at the liberty of having enough time to oversee it. ... Imagine investing in agriculture and being hit by a tomato "ebola"

Happy new month Fam. Wish you all a prosperous 2nd half of the year. Cheers

Dahveydson:
Hey mannylex, boss of life! trust you're good and smashing all the targets in your path.

I'll like to hear the layman explanation of all this investment kini you're on about here...

Think of the money market as a form of Fixed deposit but with a bit of "swag". You know fixed deposit has a stable rate from time of opening to point of liquidation, and also has a varied rate in respect to amount invested this is quite different with money market as rate is not fixed and also rate is not dependent on amount to be invested but rather on the prevailing rate obtainable in the market. Also note that the rate changes daily

In essence what this mean is that as at today where a fixed deposit of 1 million would give you a ROI of 5% for a 30 days period, an investment in money market would give a ROI of about 7-8% (the rate varies daily) but as at today, the quoted rate was 8.3%

Other Benefits are your interest are paid quarterly , there is ease of entry and exit...

Minimum investment amount is 50k, subsequent addition is also minimum 50k. ... You can easily fund your money market account via a funds transfer , cheque, bank draft or transfer on the Stanbic IBTC mobile app platform.

If you need further clarifications you can ask, you can PM me. Would be glad to answer all questions.

cc150615:
#latepost
So amicable09 dearie, when I read your last diary update, I couldn't help but feel like I'm Oprah Winfrey or some celebrity....anyways it's ws nice hanging out, now can we discard the fairy godmother cliché so I'd stop feeling like I'm 69 years old.....you get right?
Nd yeah we'll do that again and many more.
That said, how una dey ooo
Cc
Wroskian
Eldeevee
Ksstroud
Moyarh......the employer
Jazmiynne
Lastmumu
Mannylex

And all the accompanying convoy

Babes, how you doing and how's work ?

Moyarh:
Lol. Dont sha let it get too twisted before you find yourself in a tangled web

Lol. Omo d pressure dey everywhere o, comes in different forms. God has been faithful though.

Are you and Beau in the same branch?

No we are not, but the pressure is mutual.

Moyarh:
Haha
Hope you don resolve the dilema?
How's work/life bro?

Baba, I never resolve am, no time for woman matter now

Work is fine, but pressure mehn! ... Beau49 should be having a feel of this too ... Not a marketer, but I have started marketing by force.

And you, how you doing?

telemapreye1:
I actually meant akwa ibom guys...Nice diary

Thanks Dime... by the way, from your name, you are are from Rivers? Or Delta??

Moyarh:
LOL.
I think the gist is, when he was with his ex, he had a side chic, then he brokeup with the ex - meaning he was neither with the ex nor the "ex" side chic... so now he has another girlfriend, and he's having thoughts about the "ex" side chic, i.e. the girl who was the side chic when he was still with his ex girlfriend... Mannylex abi?

Lolz.... baddest guy ever liveth. See my guy analyzing the matter like abstract algebra... That's actually what I meant bro, your right.

amicable09:
Hi Manny, about that stuff ehn, bear with me. Hope you are not angry?

I just don't want you to be
I actually support what beau wrote, I've not had time to pen mine down.

Lolz. I understand. ... I haven't even had time. Beau was actually mixing it up as she didn't completely understand the gist, haven't even had time to reply...


By the way for the investment savvy guys and ladies here. Heard of the Stanbic IBTC money market? The rate is awesome.

Ivyy, you did well... Proud of you pretty lady.



Good morning fam. How are we all doing?

Terrible.

telemapreye1:
One problem tho...calabar guys are short like small stout bottle

Wrong. .. I am Efik , "Calabar" and my height is 6ft4... so your conclusion is faulty