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brain22:
CBN: how currency deal with China‘ll boost Nigeria’s economy
SOME OF THE GAINS OF THE DEAL Bigger export market to China Naira to appreciate against U.S. dollar Direct access to foreign exchange More Chinese investments in Nigeria More jobs as more… read more



http://thenationonlineng.net/cbn-how-currency-deal-with-chinall-boost-nigerias-economy/

hmmm....The grammar correct ooo

AstroG:
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NNE,
Who Was Your English Teacher??

I am using mine now for one year. It still looks like brand new gen. No single issue so far. It also consumes less fuel.

TM25OO is an earoderivative gas turbine, one of the newest manufactured by GE. It runs on dual fuel and has the following makeup: GLO, TLO, HEAT EXCHANGER, HYDRAULIC STARTER, FIRE AND GAS PROTECTION, VARIABLE GEOMETRY, VENTILATION SYSTEM, WATER WASH SYSTEM.

Contact me for operations, maintenance, calibration, commissioning.... and tutorials. 07033566240.

Some can worry the hell out of you:
1. Putting on ur generator anytime as if they have filling station.
2. Throwing food crumbs on the floor n leaving it there.
3. Keeping d guest toilet dirty, saying they only wash toilets rarely.
4. Eating n waiting for you to come wash the plates.
5. Sleeping in the living room through the night instead of visitors room.
6. Visiting ur pot as if they kept their handsets there.
7. Using ur laptop to charge their phones without telling u, only for u to discover wen u hav stuff to do.
8. Using ur clothes when u are not around.
9. Picking things from ur room randomly......
10. Offloading ur clothes n running away with your travelling bag, (yes they do it.)

e plenty jare

GLO stands for Generator Lubrication Oil. This is a system designed to lubricate the generator bearings of the turbine.
D major components of the lubrication system are as follows; Lube oil reservoir, Generator-driven lube oil pump, Motor-driven auxilliary DC lube oil pump, Heat exchanger.
Whenever the generator rotor shaft rotates, the generator bearings must be lubricated to prevent damage, and so lube oil must be supplied to bearing assembly during start up, shut downs, at operational speed.
During startup a 125vdc auxiliary pump supplies lube oil until the mechanical pump reaches operational pressure and speed.

Adebimpe1:
I see you! 90% of Nairalanders only post silly comment and it's certainly clear you're at the top of the class. If you seriously think I need training on what you mentioned, then I will like to meet up with you to rate your level of IQ.

I work as a senior manager for The AES Corporations, a fortune 200 company, registered with the NYSE and generates a profit of more than 5 billion dollars annually, and about 123 guys reports to me directly. I single handedly recruited my own team, and led a project of $350 million to completion. My own team, that I recruited personally generates more than $5 million monthly for my company and please know, that I asked them "silly" questions during the interview stages.

I am a certified Lean Six Sigma Black Belt, a change advocate and process driver (am not sure you know what that means) For you record, there's not more than 20 ASQ certified Black Belts in the whole of Nigeria. So, do you still think I need your training?

If you're jobless, email me and I'd arrange an interview for you. Pls, be warned, I will only ask silly questions. The more silly I get, the more your chances of getting a job from me.

Hello Sir,I am Henry Paul. Your post here caught my attention: I am an elect elect Engr.I just ended a contract job as Field/Control Room Operator with a power generation company (Engro Power Services),powering NNPC through Gas turbines.I've got yrs of experience.
I would really cherish an opportunity to communicate with you, and see the possibility of an opportunity to be engaged or to meet with prospective employers.
Thanks in anticipation. My num:07033566240 , 08059482599. henroskipauloski@gmail.com

Hawlahscho:
WRONG SCORES ON SUCH A POPULAR WEBSITE!

It is 2:1 and not 2:0

Guy it was 2:0 wen the thread was created.

zanebaddo:
You better not come anywhere near north because we will kill you for betraying islam.. Islam forbids huging!! but allows girl child marriage yes!! !!

Aisha buhari is next. Buhari should divorce her, then we will tie her up and stone her to death for going against islamic marital law.

Nigeria belongs to the north and there is nothing any one can do about it.

I Think you are a product of Boko Haram.......with such stone age ancient mentality.Being Sick is the right word I can use to describe you.Hope u r set to marry ur 10yr old daughter to one of those uncircumcised things.Your religion teaches you to stone ppl to death.Rubbbiiiishhhhhhhhhh!

OBTSubtle:
Shoot the gateman in the forehead, exchange the kid for 100naira etisalat recharge card..

Lwlmd......Get set for kirikiri sha.

OBTSubtle:
I don't shoot blanks, moreover.. I have a buttload of dominant genes.. I'm packed full with them.

Not necessary..

What if a man's kid resembles d gate man. What wld b ur advice?

DNA test is usually carried out to determine who the actual parent are to a child/adult. Whenever there is contention or suspicion due to varying reasons, this test is mostly d last resort to determine the paternity of a child.That said, a recent program aired on 'Nigeria Info' about Federal governments intention of passing a sort of bill into law for a National DNA test had lots of mixed reactns: Most callers especially women were against this.
What's ur opinion? An overnite miracle baby may turn out to b another mans child. You reading this may just discover u r another mans child...lol.Why r women afraid of carrying out DNA tests on their kids/husb.
I've seen men train other ppls kids thinking its dias onli to discover laterrr. I've seen women confess after many yrs abt d true father of dia kid.We have seen communities fight over kids custody
Those in d house, guys...ladies...mostly d married, would u support carrying out DNA test to prove to a man if he's d real father to his kids??

Bekwarra:
6. ABF Defence and Strategy
These ones are the defenders of the universe both online and offline. Whenever she posts a picture or write up on facebook or instagram. They are there to give her multiple likes and give her sweet comments. If anybody tries to give a negative comment on her, they go berserk launching missiles, grenades and nuclear weapons. On campus they are always there following her about as security guards. If the lady is the saucy type that can yab a dead man back to life, it is the ABF Defence and Strategy she runs to after finnaly getting her cup full and abusing those stronger than her father. You will hear her running and shouting at the same time "mrcork oooo I don abuse some mad guys o abeg come threaten them with your range rover"

7. ABF Logistics
He's the on in charge of logistics. He follows her to the bank to deposit or withdraw, she wants to collect a new atm card, he'll escort her, her line has been blocked and wants a retrieval, he's there with her. She wants a new apartment, he'll be the one to go and scout, find the agent and caretaker, get painters and electricians to fix the apartment. He's the one to help her copy assignment, he will go online, finish the assignment, type it, print it and spiral bind. He'll do 80% of her final project. Get the "engineer" to repair the faulty gen, go to dstv office to help her pay for subscription, take her gas cylinder out for refilling, help her get a carpenter to repair the kitchen cabinet, take her laptop for repairs. Baba is everywhere at every time.

8. ABF Miscellaneous
Baba is in charge of recharge cards, data subscription, subscription for dstv, lawma fees, money for fuel, buying of a new charger and earpiece after the old one got burnt, buying of new bulbs and wall sockets, refilling the gas cylinder, new cartons of noodles and provisions. Baba is not as financially buoyant as ABF Finance so he can't be burdened with the major expenses so the minor ones go to him because he's either a civil servant or his daily earnings come from baba Ijebu or bet9ja. Once her dstv sub expires, she picks up the phone and call "HungerBad dear please my dstv subscription just finished and I must watch Saloni and Married Again tonight, baby please help me out" or "Vizkiz! sweetie my gas has finished o and I was planning to cook for you this weekend o. How are we going to do it now? And the thing is just 3800"

9. ABF kpanshing
Baba has nothing to offer other than his long and rigid tool and also his strength and virility in bed. Baba gives her multiple orgazms due to the rough and hard way he handles her in bed. Baba blows her out and knocks her off every time they tango in bed. The match always looks like a Chelsea vs Atletico Madrid match. She always leaves for home satisfied. Although they might not be emotionally attached but she doesn't joke with baba as nobody does it better than him.

10. ABF General Secretariat.
Baba is the jack of all trades and master of all. He multi-tasks all the above roles together with to much expertise. The ultimate utility player whose versatility is second to none. He's the closest thing to the main guy and might end up becoming one.

Do you think this list is complete or I should have added or remove some? Kindly show your opinions in your comments.

Guys don really suffferrrrr. If you want a girl, be plain about it and ask her out.If she agrees ok.If she doesnt ,ok too. Atleast you know where u stand. Any favor u are giving out should be frm ur hrt and shld be what you can afford.
No go troway ur pepper wit hope hope say one day she go agree o. You will only succeed in being categorized into one of those cadres.

Come to think of it, you cld have ur steady girl frnd n still fall under other categories with other babes (just make sure u are doing it from a pure hrt for a female frnd without strings or ulterior motive).That way you wont feel used cos u consciously chose to do it.

Guys learn to be bold and say ur mind to any lady u desire.dnt just think they understand n wld bend to ur moves. Na after dem chop ur salary n house rent ur eyes go clearrrr.

latbas:
me wey i enter bike go buy pure water nko.

God go judge thos gal sooooooooo. imaginin u take okada run go buy pure water for babe. If na ur mama send u u no go gree o!

Its a scam .Ignore it.

apollo13:
Pls I don't know where to post this, am just a bit confused cos I need advice from fellow naira landers. I received a mail from Eleme petrolchemical for training and I have not done any interview please could this be a scam? I was given a number to contact one Mr David. Kindly advice me, Thank u

u have a point

Auto58:
U are funny that's y

mercichoco:
If thats d case then u re charming, though i feel more that u might be misjudging their true intentions.

I am right in most cases cos some of them openly tell me the way they feel, others get so emotional dat they cry n sometimes sulk wen they dnt see me.some are just plain friends.
Though i try as much as possible to bring out the best in those arnd me n inspire dem to success while feeling the pain they go tru, lending a shoulder to lean on.I empaise n cld be charming n caring as well.Is dat enuf to make one fall in love?

Check my profile...

Abraham4christ:
Your pics pls

Ladies please you guys need to help me out on this one.It has happened time n time again.....and again.Ladies I come across with the intent of being friends, at work,church,social gathering etc ends up falling in love with me Lots of times I just want to get acquainted n be friends without strings,rings, ulterior or illicit intent....
Can't one just have a female as a friend the way guys do without emotions getting in the way? I really need diff perspective on this especially from ladies in the house.Thanks.

DC lube oil pump is employed basically as auxiliary and to augment the main pump (shaft driven), mostly during startup, shutdown (when coasting to a stop),cranking, during water wash, and when emergency occurs. Aeroderivatives uses this.

I am a very very nice guy.I read ladies minds,understand their temperament, know what they want,know how to bring out the best in them n build their esteem...and lots more.I speak to their emotions n dia strenght.I am very confident, principled n a show stopper at that.
I have ladies-good, bad n ugly on que hoping to get a nod from me.Even married women are not left out.You dont need to be a bad guy to get what you want else you will attract a certain 'type' of ladies.You only need to be the right type of person, and all cadre of ladies will come after you (I am writing frm experience) cos deep down in their hrts they know what they need (weather they show it or not).No lady wants a bully,drunkard,womaniser,drug addict,selfish,in-compassionate or non-loving man......

The secret is personal development- Build your self- Be very confident, be exposed,intelligent and have a rugged passion for positivities. Ladies love dis trait.
You need to be very soft,warm,romantic too and sweet...Ladies kill for this.
Also be independent,self conceited not just bending to any opinion or their whims n caprices, unless if really necessary.

Get materials- tapes,books etc on love,dating,sex,courtship,romance,success,leadership etc to broaden ur perspective.Over 80% of graduates dnt read books frm start to finish after graduating frm tertiary institutions.Too bad.

Finally make urself a husband or future-husband material.good ladies smell this from afar. Not forgetting being intimate with God and allowing the Holy Spirit guide ur ways.

In summary, like attracts like; the type of ppl that come ur way are a reflection of what you are. Check yourself and watch the lives of your best five frnds. thats exactly how your life will be in the next five yrs. If you dnt like what you see, get new frnds who reflects ur intents (not telling u to discard the old though). Your NETWORK determines ur NETWORTH.

Know what you want in a lady or a guy and patiently wait for the right person while properly positioning urself.Success is praparation meeting opportunity.Yours will surly come.All the best.

Gofwane:
Pleasee can anyone suggest me a windows phone with a ram size of upto 2gig screen size of 5'' or more

Go for lumia 640xl. Its one of the best windows phone out there.though it packs 1gb ram.The good news is that windows are both the manufacturer of the hardware n OS- software. so it works seamlessly.

Just same way as Apple manufactures it own hard n soft ware for iphones.

codimendez:
sketch20032004@yahoo.com pls I need it too

Please I need it too.
henroskipauloski@gmail.com

Thanks a lot.

In Nigeria of today an employed job cant really get u all you want not to talk of the treatment most employers give to workers especially those on contract.
For any one who cares i could get u hooked up to a platform that cld help you create a business system for yourself.
Sadly our education system has prepared us to take our cv's about searching for jobs that dnt exist. You need to start thinking outside the box n stop being modern slaves to these useless masters.

Send txt or call me if interested: 07033566240

It is very easy to wait n hope for the relationship to work out with d hope that she wld come come back. that is pure weakness on ur side bro. Before she called it quits she had taken her time to select a new guy...rich guy i believe. What she does not know is that money can come n go at any time, but a good man remains forever...Dust yourself, pick up the crumbs of ur life n mooove on.that is the sane thing to do now!.
Cut off all communications frm her for ur hrts sake. It may take even up to one yr but trust me u will be fine. Similar thing happened to me, mine left after 4yrs.I was set to marry her but no money yet n we agreed to wait wen it comes.She met a rich guy....something led to another n after 8mnths one of her frnds leaked it to me, as she was dating me n planning marriage with him
I took courage, got my self back in shape n now i am living better.Nobody has the key to ur life...n know this- the beautiful ones are not yet born.Complete ur studies...invest in urself...You will sure make it.
I forgot to say dis....cryyyyy plentyyyyy.it is part of the healing processs.

charlsecy:
I am tempted to conclude you are an idol worshipper. Your type will place Bible under your pillow and puts your faith in it for protection. Your question reveals who you really are. You may not know it or willingly be doing it, but you're worshipping an object, instead of GOD, and placing faith in it for protection.

I don't like it when people mislead others. e-Bibles are electronic copies of already known translations such as King James, New International Version, and so forth. Can you please show me a portion of an e-Bible that is misquoted? I await screenshot.

So paper is not technology? What exactly is wrong with out thought-process?

You are 1,000,000 times correct bro.

The fact dat a business endeavor failed doesnt mean all businesses are bad. So it is with relationship.Be patient open minded n prayerful.You will get the best.Just make sure u r what u want; like attracts like.There r play boys n girls everywhere.there are equally genuine ones too.True love stands the test of time.Give any relationship a bit of time.Avoid sex d much u can (sex interferes wit good judgement),watch out for red flags, follow the right procession- aquiantance-friendship-intimate friendship-dating-courtship-marriage. Above all pray for God's guidance.
When u are in d right relationship, love is soo soo sweet. trust me.Ive really been hurt badli, but now i'm in d best of relatnships.The funny thing is dat u get to forget d past hurt n pains once u meet dis magical mate of urs.

Can you tell wen a lady has just finished having sex? If yes what are the signs?