Politics › Re: LIES: NCDC Data Show Presidency ‘lied’ About Abba Kyari’s Death (see Proof) by MansoryMX(m): 7:15pm On May 16, 2020 |
pompo47: If what you typed is correct and in a sane country he was declared to have died in lagos but flown to abuja to be buried.In a sane country wouldn't he be buried in lagos since he died from the pandemic in lagos. The same energy and resources used to take him to abuja can also be used to bury him in his hometown.Also the irony that baffles me is that the people that are afraid of their own shadows, talkless of covid 19 are the ones in full attendance.You see senior presidential officials not practising what they preach, while burying a man who died supposedly of covid 19 there is no social distancing while some did not wear masks. Unless you tell me they were all afraid to go to his hometown due to the insecurity in borno state, so they decided to deprive his family of burial rites and turn it to a party function in abuja. You solved the mystery yourself bro. Things people do for politics. Las las same religion they preach and worship, THEY ALSO BEND! |
Health › Re: What's The First Thing You Will Do After The COVID-19 Pandemic? by MansoryMX(m): 5:23pm On May 16, 2020 |
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Health › Re: What's The First Thing You Will Do After The COVID-19 Pandemic? by MansoryMX(m): 5:21pm On May 16, 2020 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Share Your Job Hunting Experience With Zero Balance by MansoryMX(m): 4:31pm On May 16, 2020*. Modified: 5:18pm On May 16, 2020 |
southniyikaye: The thing is, I have never gone to search for a job in my life, while in school, I was into photography so I used that to sustain myself.
After school, I worked in a construction company and I later had my own company and had almost ten employees. Well last year I lost everything and reality dawned on me.
I have too kids and a beautiful wife to take care of.
Now to the main koko. Am 6.2ft tall and faaaaat but now, the fat Don turn fitted when hunger Wan kill me so I set out to job hunt.
After series of trials and interviews, job no enter o. Least I forget, I fresh small, OK I resemble butty pickin.
Begged family to raise me to start over, found none. Close friends nko, shishi dem no fit raise me and sincerely I didn't blame anybody after all no be dem cause my wahala.
So I set out to do menial jobs, the ones I could find was bricklaying or packing of block. Anytime I get there, their response is always, SHEY I THINK SAY U FIT DO THIS KIN WORK? YOU THIS BUTTY PICKIN OR I SABI THE KIN WORK WEY YOU FIT DO.
TRIED series of places, it was the same response until one Man decided to give me a trial. First job was to carry sand from point A to point B. I almost fainted but was doing strong man cos all eyes were on me.
Secondly I was asked to bring cement now this is the funny part. One very tiny guy called levels was the one bringing the cement, not more than 5.6ft tall, as in tiny o, so seeing him, I believed it will be an easy task and I tried to carry 50kg bag all by myself, I couldn't even raise it to chest level when I scatter for ground and everyone burst out laughing. Tried severally to no avail until someone helped me.
Now after mixing, it was time to serve the bricklayers. Worked from 8 till 12 and I was already having Back ache and Head ache. Infact all my body was aching and I told them I can't continue. They should give whatever they feel like giving me until they told me if I didn't finish with them till evening, no kobo for me.
I Sha manage work till 7:30pm and they paid me 1700 instead of 1500 just to pity my condition. I was bedridden for almost three days after Lmfao, sorry bro I had to laugh. The Lord is your strength. I am waiting for the N-power BMC to come and make mockery of this hardworking young man. 30k monthly stipend go soon turn 1k equivalent purchasing power of a consumable commodity with the way this country is going by then una eyes go clear!.
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Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom State And Road Construction Are Like 5&6. No Wonder ONNA by MansoryMX(m): 4:29pm On May 16, 2020 |
Hunchogee: you bad mouth joor Am not making mockery bro. It’s just the honest truth. |
Politics › Re: LIES: NCDC Data Show Presidency ‘lied’ About Abba Kyari’s Death (see Proof) by MansoryMX(m): 3:06pm On May 16, 2020 |
pompo47: Aba Kyari is a red cap title holder in borno state. He is an elite son of the soil, so why would he be buried in no mans land in abuja. Also at the so called burial in abuja how many of his family members were in attendance. God forbid if something was to happen to our sitting president would he be buried in abuja or katsina close to his forefathers. In a sane country, when a persons dies from a pandemic that is a threat to humanity forget all those nonsense you just typed. |
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom State And Road Construction Are Like 5&6. No Wonder ONNA by MansoryMX(m): 3:00pm On May 16, 2020 |
Omg! See road. Warri cannot even boast of 1km road length this clean without potholes and patches. God why! 
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Business › Re: Nigeria Running Out Of FOREX – John Campbell, Ex-US Ambassador by MansoryMX(m): 2:54pm On May 16, 2020 |
WaffenSS: Blame Saudi Arabia, they agreed to create the petrodollar scam by agreeing to sell oil only for US dollars.
Those thinking the US is fighting islamist terrorists for the sake of Christianity need to wake up. Uncle Sam is protecting his petrodollar interest by ensuring nothing upsets the global oil business.
Maybe if OPEC starts trading oil for cryptocurrency...... No offense, You sound intelligently stupid. You want to blame another nation for your failure? Who do you? Who are you? Where are you from? Who you!
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Business › Re: Nigeria Running Out Of FOREX – John Campbell, Ex-US Ambassador by MansoryMX(m): 2:50pm On May 16, 2020 |
Racoon: Of course this is happening because crude oil is our only source of foreign exchange with our mainly oil dependent mono-economy. Crude oil ought to be the least of our source of income if we have a functioning government. The wickedness of past and present administration is coming out gradually. Money wey dem dey chop up and down without refilling where it’s taken from go finish one day. That day is almost here. |
Health › Re: Kaduna confirms 20 Coronavirus Cases, including 4-Month-Old Girl by MansoryMX(m): 1:17pm On May 16, 2020 |
AgroTrade: Topic says 4 years old,
Detail says 4 months old baby.
Who is the one confused here?
Op or mods Nairaland mods are always high on cheap weed!
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Business › Re: Osinbajo Announces 80% Slash For NAFDAC Registration Fee by MansoryMX(m): 12:46pm On May 16, 2020 |
Steal $5bn dollars from Nigerians and return $100m dollars as a form of government obligation to them maybe through one sector of the economy or another and watch they will for about the $4.9bn, praise and worship you. This is how gullible Nigerians are and exactly what this administration is doing to Nigeria 
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sadiya Umar Farouq: N-Power Volunteers Will Get Their Stipends Next Week by MansoryMX(m): 12:36pm On May 16, 2020 |
KelvinCoaster: You are a prophet of doom! Your evil prayer will never come to pass!! If you are tired of being a Nigerian,you can hug the nearest transformer! imam07: You be idiot. Do u think those people are happy doing that kind of work. Because u are in a better position does not mean u are better than them. Just that God favor u but instead of u to appreciate your God. You are here abusing the youths. You that is not lazy,what have you done that have positive impact in your family or your friends life. airminem: Your brain with Rubbissh comment..even now you in particular lets say you earn 500k now. But when the so called 'reality set in' your 500k will be equivalent to 16k also with little or same 'purchasing no power'
Channel your vents to you angel Gabriel
Deceiver of FOOOLs It’s bites real hard when you hit the nail on people with no future. See them! N-power jobless miscreant who have sold their destiny and future for 30k stipends. This 30k monthly y’all azzholes will live on forever. Bunch of primitive beings. Una nova see anything yet from this government, by the time this government is through with wash in and drying cleaning you chimps, there will be no single moisture left in you people
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Politics › Re: FAAC: FG, States, LGs Share ₦606 Billion For April by MansoryMX(m): 5:03am On May 16, 2020 |
People nor dey sleep again for this country o. Nigeria’s problem be giving y’all sleepless night. Una nova see anything yet. Before 2023 go reach if this government nor put Nigeria for sale dem go dash am out to China 
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sadiya Umar Farouq: N-Power Volunteers Will Get Their Stipends Next Week by MansoryMX(m): 4:53am On May 16, 2020 |
Lazy and wayward youths! of this country who sold their destiny and future for 30k stipend. By the time the reality kicks in una go know how far say 30k nor go pass 1k equivalent purchasing power. Buhari & this administration are worse than Abacha, Dezieni Maduka, James Ibori and all other past crook put all together. I can’t even begin to think the kind of mess we are in right now as a citizen. Our case go worse pass Venezuela own.
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Politics › Re: FG May Sell Public Assets To Fund 2020 Budget by MansoryMX(m): 9:29pm On May 15, 2020*. Modified: 4:43am On May 16, 2020 |
I thought Nairalanders are smart people, the e-warriors, the iPod, afonja and almajiris nairaland warriors who thinks high of themselves behind their phones and type nonsense in all thread to think they are smart. Y’all bunch of fools if non of you know by now Nigeria has crash landed like a Boeing757 plane. Maybe y’all waiting for IMF to declare Nigeria bankrupt like Venezuela before una go wake up and burn down Aso rock and all the evil entities in it. |
Politics › Re: Oil Records Second Monthly Drop, Unsold Cargoes Increase by MansoryMX(m): 11:45am On May 15, 2020 |
Arobiooduu: I can't imagine the implication of this Well you have to and start planning right now on how to survive. Na those returnees from yankee and other countries I pity for pass. They walked into a Landmine field. |
Health › Re: SEX:‘I Almost Died After Using Kayan Mata’ – Igbo Man Cries Out by MansoryMX(m): 11:26am On May 15, 2020 |
istina: Effect of Kayan mata An Igbo trader has cried out after taking some sex-enhancing drug called Kayan Mata.
He narrated how he almost lost his life when the effect of the drug hit him.
The victim, Chukwudi Udeh, a 37 years old trader who runs a spare parts business at the Idumota Market in Lagos, was rushed to a private hospital around Ojota where doctors battled to save his life.
According to him, he is grateful to God for saving him.
Udeh who is single, explained that he was expecting his girlfriend who had travelled out of Lagos to come back that weekend and as he had been sex-starved for long because she could not come back to Lagos due to the lockdown in the country, he went to an herbal medicine practitioner and asked to be given a drug that will help him last long in bed.
He said;
“When my girlfriend called me that she would be coming back because of the easing of the lockdown by the Federal Government, I was very happy because I had been sex-starved for over two months.
So to get myself prepared for her coming, I went to one Mallam who sells herbal medicine at Ojota bus stop and asked him to give me some drugs that will make me strong. The man gave me some powdery substance and said it is called Kayan Mata and that it will make me very strong and last long in bed.
He said I should mix the powder with stout and drink in the afternoon that my woman would come and that before evening, the effect will start.
When I got home, I mixed the substance and drank it as he had instructed. I then called my girlfriend and asked when she would likely get into Lagos but to my surprise, she told me that she could not leave as there was total lockdown in Rivers State and there was no movement in and out of the state.
I was devastated but I did not know that the drug I took had a negative effect until that night when I began having some funny feelings in my body.
I was hot and cold at the same time and I went into the bathroom to have a bath, thinking the cold water would calm me down. But it was as if the water added to the burning sensation in my groin as my manhood became enlarged than it normally was.
I thought it would go down with time but after a while and it did not stop, I became worried. Apart from the enlargement of my manhood, the pain was becoming unbearable and there was no woman around that could help me.
I groaned in pain and rolled from one corner of my bed to another but the pain would not subside. When I could no longer bear it, I had to call a friend who lives nearby and when he came, I narrated my plight to him.
My friend bought me some milk to drink but that did not help as the pain was now so severe I even thought of cutting off my manhood. It was around 10pm that my friend decided that the best thing to do was to take me to the hospital.
We first went to a nearby hospital but they had closed due to the curfew in the state. By this time, I could no longer walk again and my friend had to call another friend and together, they carried me to a private hospital and luckily, they were still open and I was admitted.
The doctor and nurses on duty did their best to bring down my bulging manhood to no avail. I was crying like a baby and the funny thing was that the female nurses were making fun of me, some even using their phones to take pictures of my swelling member.
I must have fainted because by the time I was revived, they had put me on drips which they said would bring down the rush of blood into my manhood. I ended up spending two days in the hospital before I became normal again.
I have vowed never to go near any sex-enhancing drug again in my life and I will advise young men to stay away from them, especially the one called Kayan Mata. It could well kill you if you are not careful.”  [img] https://media./images/d4ed531ccc5fa7c9a1f62c0414dddae5/tenor.gif[/img] |
Politics › Re: Shocking News Paper Headlines In 2008 About The New COS by MansoryMX(m): 11:04am On May 15, 2020 |
dkdmy: Past is past. None of us dey clean, let’s just judge him based on what he does going forward You well so? 
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Politics › Re: Insecurity: Buhari Reassures Nigerians Of Protection (TheNation) by MansoryMX(m): 11:00am On May 15, 2020 |
He is reassuring his Fulani brothers of protecting them I am sure and not us. Whoever still believes that man and this administration is like a toddler playing with a hand grenade. |
Travel › Re: Which Nigerian City Has The Best Roads? by MansoryMX(m): 10:53am On May 15, 2020*. Modified: 11:10am On May 15, 2020 |
Enyimbafc: I think Anambra, the state government construct roads in every nook and cranny like na road we wan chop. You get road you are sounding like a broken record. We for Delta state wey nor get nko? Do you know I sometimes follow my friends to Anambra every December period for flexing and good roads? So as to enjoy my car for once and not driving on patch and pothole road around Warri up and down |
Politics › Re: Okpanam Killings: Ohanaeze Moves Against Reprisal Attacks On Igbos In North by MansoryMX(m): 10:22am On May 15, 2020 |
Wiifesnatcher: so how is this country a sovereign nation? A country that the central govt is just a mere figure head
in a sane country, the president would have ordered the IGP to visit the affected community and invite the host leaders and Fulani for a reconciliation meeting to curtail future incident.
in 2020, we are still having ethnicity fight and we called ourselves Nigerian? is this not a big shame to be called Nigerians when there is nothing Nigerians about our divisiveness
let's continue lying to ourselves, so Arewa youths owned it to take law into their land by killing innocents people in their domain? I thought this foolishness had long stop Blame the government. Government is fully aware of the havoc being committed by these evil people right from Benue State to some part of west & East and now South South. What Nigeria needs is division. Let everyone go their separate ways. Thank God oil has almost lost value completely since it’s the sole reason the Northerners are refusing the break up. |
Politics › Re: Atiku: Sell Presidential Jets, Cancel N27bn National Assembly Renovation Fund by MansoryMX(m): 9:51am On May 15, 2020 |
Buhari will turn the entire nation to Bambi-allah-give-me-money before 2023. This country keeps on going down rapidly the drain under this Administration |
Health › Re: 193 New COVID-19 Cases, 1045 Tested, 110 discharged, 3 Deaths On May 14 by MansoryMX(m): 1:58am On May 15, 2020 |
I[b]f 5000 infected can come out of 30,000 tested then approximately 36,000,000 plus people will infected out of the 200,000,000 population if a vaccine is not created now![/b] |
Family › Re: I Was A Husband: My Experience by MansoryMX(m): 5:30pm On May 14, 2020 |
CHoccolaTE: OP, tunmi When you had no job and she was providing were you assisting her with chores and childcare at least to make things easier for her and reduce stress or were you being bossy and expecting 24/7 complete submission from her?
Answer honestly.
I don't even trust marital stories on nairaland because the party telling the story will ALWAYS hide their own faults and magnify the wrongdoings of their partners Focus on the story, pick one of two lesson from it and stop acting like a devil.
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Politics › Re: How 10 Years Old N4.3billion Secret Account Was Uncovered In Ondo State by MansoryMX(m): 4:48pm On May 14, 2020 |
Is this a joke or something |
Politics › Re: Uzodinma Gifts Imo Judges 20 SUVs (Photos) by MansoryMX(m): 4:44pm On May 14, 2020 |
stanisbaratheon: You can never see or hear the president of the United state, nor any Governor for that matter donate and give out tax players' money without approval from Congress, never. But here in Nigeria, we see governors donating cash, cars, houses from tax payers purse to people that are perceived as loyal. Shame of a contraption called Nigeria. Nigeria is a not a country but a jungle. Who get chance to leave Naija after this Coronavirus pandemic and still chooses to remain wild die untimely death. I have said my own. |
Health › Re: Lockdown: Ogun Conducts Online Poll On Whether Lockdown Should Continue by MansoryMX(m): 4:35pm On May 14, 2020 |
Topsic70: You open market but close centers of worship, close schools, close offices.... Bikonu, which one of these is least hygenic/organized and therefore has d greatest chance of disease transmission? Sebi we love to dey deceive ourselves abi. Ngwanu, let's all continue...
 Everybody is mad in this country na, what do you expect from a useless country. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Meets Service Chiefs At Presidential Villa by MansoryMX(m): 4:33pm On May 14, 2020*. Modified: 5:13pm On May 14, 2020 |
By their face mask you can spot how wayward and stupid they look. The only reasonable person there is the Navy Service Chief. You can see he is wearing a medicated face mask, the rest are bunch of idiots! |
Culture › Re: What Is The Mystery Behind Dreadlocks 'Dada'? by MansoryMX(m): 12:19pm On May 14, 2020 |
SKhanmi: Would have loved to reply the poster above but looking through his statements again ,one can hear the uninformed religious society speaking as usual, coupled with his escape clause about carnal minds not being able to comprehend. Smh.
To others reading this, Man is not just a PHYSICAL BEING of meat & bone. He has other bodies, up to 7 to the best of my knowledge, now the black man is more naturally attuned to the spiritual realm than the other races and as such possess different gifts that other races have to train hard to get. The white garment churches know the usefulness of that type of hair even if they eventually chose to pervert it for their own uses. Ever wondered why Moses, Elijah & most prophets are portrayed with very long beards & long hair? It is based on the same premise. Find that out and you'll get your answer. The black man's bane is ignorance, preferring to ignore his soul, his roots & identity for a pseudo one and then turn around to blame the world for treating him like turd. Knowledge is really power & the black man unfortunately is not ready to learn anytime soon. You sound intelligent and someone fit to drop this bomb for. What if one day you wake up and discover the Bible and Quran are just books, an interesting books and nothing more.
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Health › Re: Lockdown: Ogun Conducts Online Poll On Whether Lockdown Should Continue by MansoryMX(m): 12:04pm On May 14, 2020 |
LandOwners: Stop the lockdown. We really need to find a way around this covid 19 thing. Let's practice social distancing, wear our face masks and hygiene. Nigerians and hygiene don’t mix together. Are you fvckin kidding me! Look at how messed up the country is, no infrastructure, no basic amenities and you wan practice social distance for a jaga jaga country like Nigeria. Everything just dey messed up, even if the lockdown continue hunger go finish people because govt nor ready spend one Kobo on any citizen again. We are fvcked either ways until a vaccine is found. |
Family › Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by MansoryMX(m): 12:00pm On May 14, 2020 |
obentenyson: the snake is not even a cobra bro. Calm down. Google house snake...... I know house snake bro and people sometimes mistake forest cobra for house snake because of their body similaritiey. Read the first sentence I said again and I quote “That look like a rain forest cobra if am not wrong.” |
Family › Re: I Killed This Snake Near My Toilet At Midnight, Help Needed (Photo) by MansoryMX(m): 11:27am On May 14, 2020 |
Designer123: Early this morning (around 12:02 am), I saw this snake on my lobby close to my toilet. I don't know where it came out from but there is a hole on my toilet where I usually see cockroaches. There is also an ant hole close to the toilet door. I don't know if it came out from any of those holes.
Also, does any one know the characteristics of this snake? Is it poisonous?
Do you think the snake offspring will be in my house?
This is the first time I am seeing snake in my house (the house is 11 years old). What can I use to repel snakes around my house?
Please help, I really need to address this. There is a 3weeks old baby on the other apartment. Thanks. That look like a rain forest cobra if am not wrong. Highly Venomous and deadly, doesn’t look like a fully grown adult though so it means it’s a semi-adult and there might be others around. Responsible for most snake bite and death in the toilet and bathroom. Check your soakaway pit bro. Be careful please coz one bite from that will kill u since Naija hospital hardly get anti venom of snakes.
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