₦airaland Forum

Stankovic22:
I think you allow that place to be too bushy before u shave and when u shave u don't shave in the right direction

mummyson26:
23 years and private part be like this how e won be when u reach 40s

PerfectlyPerfect:
You're the first person on this thread to correctly know the specie of snake.
Nice

Sparklinglyte:
Puff adder I guess

taretoofine:
You don commot the head naw
That's a puff adder

akoniyong:
This was Killed at our Factory today. could it be that the Mother is still in any of our cloat rooms?? i hate snake with passion abeg., as i dey snap self, my body dey shake.

Genesiis:
My question is, who will pay all the debts Nigeria is owing if we disintegrate ?

pstmikol1:
Please sir, sorry for disturbing you, my brother fees is not more than 50k, please help us with anything in your capacity sir, we will appreciate it, thank you sir

Metalman:
Good morning nairalanders. I caught this snake this morning in my back yard. Anyone with ideas on what its food is because I intend keeping it. Maybe rear it and learn the business of rearing snakes. I heard it is a very lucrative business. Thank you guys.

Ibkhaleel:
FACT!!!
How Herdsmen Paid To Educate Southern Nigeria.
By 1943, one of the highest revenue generator for the federation account was livestock tax.
Northern region generated £120,000
Eastern region generated £2,000
Western region generated £50
Lagos colony generated 0
The expenditure on education was as follows:
Northern region £2,341
Eastern region £47,000
Western region £34,000
Lagos colony £17,000
What this meant was that it was cow money from the north that colonialists use to send majority of Nigerians from Southern region to school at that time.
If you have no knowledge of Adams Smith rhetorics on "THE WEALTH OF THE NATION", then don't join the debate on VAT.

ThankUJesus:
Lagos state does not produce anything aside Egbero, Rivers does not produce anything aside Cultist, they want to collect VAT from imported goods, turn your State to production state and collect your VAT, but wait for federal government to import and go back door to collect VAT is RUBISH, Lagos should VAT Egbero and Rivers their own CULTIST

Righteousness2:
Noah's ark, a Project Orchestrated by GOD ALMIGHTY was the Symbol and Instrument of Safety in that Generation, in a time Just as we are in right now.

Everyone who Heeded to the Preachings and Warnings of Noah, got into the ark and they were Saved from the Wrath of GOD.

Another Ark is Here! We are Warning and Preaching day by day and Night by Night, telling all to run into the Ark to Escape the Imminent Doom, Judgement and Wrath about to rattle, Consume and Destroy this World. Unfortunately many are laughing, Joking, Cursing and making Useless and ignorant arguments.

Listen! Judgement is Coming on this Earth. The Undiluted Wrath of GOD is about to Poured out without Measure .

The Ark of Safety is JESUS Christ! Anymoment now, the Ark will be Shut and all outside the ark will Drink of the Raw Wrath of GOD.

Escape for your life.
Time is almost Up! Run with all Might to JESUS Christ! JESUS Christ is the Only way of Escape.
They that Have Ears to Hear, Let them Hear!

Magnoliaa:
I love her. Just help me tell her this, OP.

That's standards...

Gbedulord:
I have taken alot of ampicillin and more drugs now I have shortened alot of blood because of this evil injury please help me

mespusinglez:
So yester-night I was sleeping and i heard some noises but didn't go out...so this morning I saw this dead cat in my backyard exactly the place I heard the noise yesterday

What do you think possibly kill this cat because i locked my gate and there is no way Dog can enter

Your views guys

illicit:
God bless you

Take time off

Send your Aza

Come and fvck

I am pregnant

I forgive you

I trust u

I believe u

I owe u

I want u

I need u

Suck my breast

Remove your boxers

Close the door

Off the light

I am cum.ming

daddytime:
The land is still very very rich and blessed in spite of the continuous shedding and soiling with innocent blood.

uc4uandc:
When I wanted to do my wedding, we wanted fireworks and fancy stuffs, but the event centre didn't allow us to use fireworks even after paying 1.3Million for the place.
Now I understand why Event Places don't allow fireworks of any sort. This video explains everything.
Imagine one single event bringing down a huge investment (which took years to build) in a day.

Cashsteady:
Bicycles are seen as an essential means of transportation in most European countries and Asian countries and some few countries in America and Africa,not that they don't have cars but they see it as a faster means of moving within the city..But still don't understand why people here don't adapt the method... Here in Nigeria if you ride bicycle on major roads people just keep staring at you because they don't see it as common thing. Some even see it as a sign of poverty, everyone wanna drive exotic cars so they can get noticed...

What people don't Know is that bicycle is actually a faster means of transportation to move within a city rather than waiting all day long in your car stucked in traffic. A journey you Would spend 2hrs With your car stucked in traffic you would spend less than an hour with a bicycle..

I strongly think Nigerians should adopt this method most especially in Lagos.. fancy cars is not everything.. bicycle saves time and it's cheaper to afford..if we adopt this method I can tell you traffic would drastically reduce in Lagos and Nigeria as a whole

Zandena:
Rest in pieces Obadiah!
You can be remembered as a frustrated, greedy and cunny man who did all he can to continue to remain on the sharing table after decades of looting CBN but failed !

PeaceJoyLove:
This is wrong. It sends wrong signal to the outside world.

SyrusdeHansome:
This country is sick!

Sixsigmahub:
A male graduate who recently got a job in a company shares a story of how the boss of his new company turns out to be the girl he dumped ten years ago because she was uneducated.

On this article, he reveals that the boss in the company was the same girl he dumped many years ago when he gained admission into the university because she was not properly educated at the time he gained admission into the university.

He felled guilty and didn’t know how to ask her how she became so rich that she owned a company.

Read his story:

This world is just a small world, i can’t believe myself, it seems like I’m dreaming.

I just discovered that a lady that i broke up with about 10 years ago, because she was not properly educated is the owner of the company I’m currently working as one of the marketers.

We started dating when i was in SS1 and she was in JSS3, but she was dull, sometimes i used to teach her to some extent but unfortunately after that, she will forget all that i taught her.

Though we were normal until when i got admission into the university, after my first year, i began to hang out with other girls in the school, it was this time i started comparing her with them.

Then she doesn’t know how to speak good English although she genuinely loved and never asked for anything from me but since i have met with other girls, who were outspoken and beautiful too, i thought it was the best time to leave her.

During my ND2, i made up my mind to breakup with her and move on since there are many beautiful and educated girls in campus. So one day i picked my phone and called her and told her about the new development, i was like i can’t be dating someone who is not educated enough, while I’m about to become a graduate.

She cried and cried, pleading with me to stay with her that she will definitely improve soon. but i had made up my mind to leave, i stopped calling her, even when she called or texted, i didn’t take her calls or replied her messages.

Boom i started dating a lady called Amaka, i felt like i had finally met my match, because she was educated and beautiful too, but unfortunately before my graduation we broke up over an unresolved misunderstanding.

After my service, i decided to change location in order to start a new life, i started applying for job, luckily after some months, i got a job but the salary was not much because i had lots of responsibilities to take care of.

I worked for the company for 7 years before i decided to quit and look for another job because the former job was not encouraging, i was only managing all these years.

I searched for a job for almost one year, then one Monday morning, i got a call from one of the companies, i submitted my CV and was told to come for interview immediately, i had to rush there, the interview was successful, that’s how i started working but i noticed a strange movement after two months of working in the company.

I was promoted, while other workers who have been there before i was employed never received any. I was transferred to the headquarter, unknowingly to me that it was all planned by the same lady i dumped many years ago.

The next morning when i got to the office, she sent for me and i was like “what’s happening, at first i got promoted, now director wants to see me”. I walked to her office but couldn’t remember her because it has been years and i never expected her to be in such position.

The moment i got to her office, she mentioned my native name which i knew i have never used since i travelled out of my state.

I received the shock of my life when she revealed that she’s the same girl i dumped many years ago when i gained admission into the university. I was short of words because i have worked for the company for three months, definitely i have received salary three times from the same girl, i dumped simply because she’s not properly educated.

I was guilty and didn’t know how to ask her how she became so rich that she owned a company.

I only pleaded with her not to sack me because i had no other job to rely on, but even as that I’m not comfortable with the work because I’m ashamed of myself.

Sometimes it pays to be patience with one another whether educated or not educated. Don’t look down on anyone because no one knows tomorrow.”

https:///the-girl-i-dumped-years-ago-became-my-boss-at-work/

paxx:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOvfNetlB_k

Man stole his girlfriends 10k to bet with it and won 100m, and gave her 10k back. Now she is furious and wants 40m.

Is she right or wrong?

MajorOvakporaye:
Typical afonja. Na dia way!

timesup234:
It is a shame the world will remain in a brainwashed stage in another 20yrs. Iran has every right to develop nuclear weapon. Israel is the real terrorist in the middle east. Israel has no right to exist. Zionism is the cause of all the problems in our world today. Israel must seize to exist

egunna:
u think u have made sense now?

Juliusdaughter:
Let me just start somewhere
Growing up as an introvert was difficult cos I guess my mum didn't understand my quite personality, she talks about how I am not 'sharp' how I am not fashionable and whatever else she cannot really relate to. I am in my mid 20s now and she still insults me when she is in the mood.
It's funny how I am the only child she insults so much, I am her first born. I left my former work place due to Corona last year and I've been home since. I have trained as a tailor tho I don't have a shop or customer base yet.

She insulted me tonight again for cooking dinner late, she said why should I finish cooking dinner by past 7? Called me names and all that. Its been over a year that she went to the market last because I now do that, I make breakfast and dinner, I don't keep late night, I barely go out, yet she finds reason to talk me down.

She has started to insult my fiancé now too, she says he is poor and cannot take care of me, what has he achieved for himself? And the reason she isn't much against us is because she doesn't know if he will have money tomorrow. He isn't even jobless, it's just unfortunate that government don't pay their workers on time.

I don't have a single emotional connection with her, I have tried and I have failed. I think it's time to move out of the house and start my tailoring business. I don't have the finance to rent a shop and a house separately, so I want to rent a room and parlor and make it both my living and work space. Is this a good move? I cannot function properly in this house anymore.
How do I build my customer base from working in the house?