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urhoboman: How often do dey change the gloves? Do they use the same glove to serve 5 to 10 customers? They are the ones putting customers at risk while protecting themselves alone. Imagine a bank cashier collecting a withdrawal slip and cashing an ebola victim and still use the same hand(glove) to attend to a healthy customer thereby posing the later at risk of contacting it.

Gaggi: What does it matter? I couldn't care less. Just pray u can even have kids or ur mother will make your life hell.
By the way, there us scientific backing that a woman is responsible for determining d sex. A woman's canal could be highly acidic or alkaline. Acidic is not very favourable towards d male sperm as it tends to kill it faster while alkaline is more favourable towards d male sperm. It's vice versa for acidic favouring d female.
That's why some women will birth six girls, the man marries another wife and finally gets a boy. To those doubting, do a research.
Personally, I prefer female kids, they are so sweet.

iykomo0: Guys. My own bounce Mb is not working on my android

sholay2011: SMH. A pity you couldn't respond to my post intelligently. And all you could do was try to find mistakes from mine...indeed.

Bro, 'bolded' is the past participle of the word 'bold'. So, it's in the dictionary .

I have a therapy for you that would cure you of this online stewpeedity. Place your right hand on your chest and say after me: ' I refuse to be a fool...I refuse to sound like a fool...whether online or offline...I claim the grace of speaking sensibly and not trying to sound cynical. So help me God'.

Hope you now feel better? F.O.O.L!!!!

nerodenero: I thought you were going to complain about 'applies' as against applys.

aliyu03: Hello everyone, my candid advice to you all donot buy D3; i bought one last week and hated ever doing so coz it lacks 3g, it takes 4hrs to have a full battery, the battery drains in less than 5hrs, and it gets excessively hot at the bottom rear, the camera flash is relatively useless, you can neither change its ringtone nor its message tone, its speaker for receiving calls is virtually mute coz u have to press the phone onto your ear firmly to get what d caller is saying and last bt not d least its pretty heavier than n3...

Plz buy either n3 or wait for their most anticipated up coming n7

SOUTH SOUTH: [b]The firmware security of this phone is too tight!!
For now I don't think there's an idea on how to root the phone because the phone is too tight.. Just be patience so you don't damage your phone the phone is still very new..

To those that call this phone Chinko I want you to know that this phone is no way the chinko you are familiar with, this is a classic and standard phone, a phone other ANDROID phone manufacturers such as Motorola, Samsung, HTC etc are envying because it has come to change the market and stop them from exploiting us of our hard earned money..

This phone came in so the low income earners can also enjoy what ANDROID is offering to the world. From it's looks to it's functions, to it's sounds, it no resemblance of Chinco but proudly a China product
Do you know what ANDROID is? Go and Google it..

Just imagine an ANDROID phone given away for just 13,500 naira with free 8Gigabyte memory card!!
If you know the capacity of 1Gigabyte then you will know what 8Gigabyte means..[/b]

vin4ever: wat abt d Pric?

dani1luv: Simple Question: “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?”

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE JONATHAN
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

Nscdc lagos chairman
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... thats all

seedord247: Nop... I disgaree..

My mum have this ogbomosho tribal marks and my dad doesnt.

Aizebioje: Oh boy see action film. Protective baloon ke?
Can't stop lafn jhor.
Na realy fairy Tale

Virick: Go ahead and google "germinating Coconuts" its in the early stages of growing into a tree. The milk has apparently crystallised. There are many recipes one can make with that fluff. Folks, Please .

175: HI and ITZ OVA by Tontoh Dikeh. . . . .cos my girl too like money. Tufiakwa.

Billyonaire: Even Before Jesus, the Christ, People got crucified. And even after Jesus, the mode of execution continued. So what are these Bishops outraged about. Christianity should be more enlightening than Islam, although both are Asian Ideologies.