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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 11:57am On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
all r found in d kitchen.
Yes ma, but it is not a utensil. It's an appliance. . .

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 11:58am On Aug 17, 2012
sexkillz: Yes ma, but it is not a utensil. It's an appliance. . .
yes sah, n d gas cooker n microwave?
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Emmy9ite(m): 11:59am On Aug 17, 2012
sexkillz: We have two new kitchen utensils. . . Matches and refrigerator.

Pls take note y'all. cheesy
hahaha....even fan is a kitchen utensil cheesy
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by pendo89(f): 12:16pm On Aug 17, 2012
Knife,scissor,blender,fork,anything with sharp edge,shredder,dustbin ok may I go outside the kitchen??
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by nikkyshyne(f): 12:17pm On Aug 17, 2012
He was a fork and a knife.

A fork because he likes 'poking' anything in skirt. And a knife cox he stabs me with that and it hurts. angry angry
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 12:19pm On Aug 17, 2012
pendo89: Knife,scissor,blender,fork,anything with sharp edge,shredder,dustbin ok may I go outside the kitchen??
aniwia my sister, so far e dey close to d kitchen....lolz
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by vivianc(f): 12:22pm On Aug 17, 2012
Pot...... Gosh he is so hot and he rocked my world!
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 12:44pm On Aug 17, 2012
Abeg she wuz a wash hand basin

Cos boys and her lecturers were always washin hands inside her punanie tongue
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 12:48pm On Aug 17, 2012
190*:
Abeg she wuz a wash hand basin

Cos boys and her lecturers were always washin hands inside her punanie tongue
lolz...likes begets likes. By d way, v u noticed dt u v a namesake, 190@, a female?
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 1:03pm On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
lolz...likes begets likes. By d way, v u noticed dt u v a namesake, 190@, a female?


Smh - someone please tell this new sweet lady
Who 190 actually is
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Emmy9ite(m): 1:08pm On Aug 17, 2012
190*:



Smh - someone please tell this new sweet lady
Who 190 actually is
190 is a clown! cheesy
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 1:13pm On Aug 17, 2012
^not just dat she askin who 190@ a female nairalander is
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 1:15pm On Aug 17, 2012
Emmy9ite: 190 is a clown! cheesy
I noticed.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 1:22pm On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
I noticed.

Let's talk away frm NL cheesy
Wah say u
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 1:24pm On Aug 17, 2012
190*:


Let's talk away frm NL cheesy
Wah say u
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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 1:25pm On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
rejected
Gaddemmit!
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by loucrux(m): 1:26pm On Aug 17, 2012
Blender+Mixer....she got all the skills u can imagine...B.B.B.... Broom- she is clean... Bed--she good mate... Belle--gud cook.. Shikena!!!
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by handmaid: 1:28pm On Aug 17, 2012
grin
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by handmaid: 1:29pm On Aug 17, 2012
never had an 'Ex'.
By d way, me thinks that 190, 190*, 190_@ are one and the same person. Infact I know.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 1:30pm On Aug 17, 2012
handmaid: never had an 'Ex'.
By d way, me thinks that 190, 190*, 190_@ are one and the same person. Infact I know.
tnx dr for clearin mi doubts.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 1:33pm On Aug 17, 2012
sexkillz: Gaddemmit!
O gini?
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by handmaid: 1:33pm On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
tnx dr for clearin mi doubts.
u welcome
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 1:34pm On Aug 17, 2012
sexkillz: Gaddemmit!


Shut up and get out of here undecided
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 1:38pm On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
rejected

Lady-no one rejects 190
I'l buy u a blackberry, let's talk away from these prying eyes

I'm rich u know, very rich and I av a house outside nigeria too
U don't wanna be like my gas cooker ex u know cheesy
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 1:39pm On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
O gini?
e nyere ya smack down with a frying pan!
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 1:41pm On Aug 17, 2012
loucrux: Blender+Mixer....she got all the skills u can imagine...B.B.B.... Broom- she is clean... Bed--she good mate... Belle--gud cook.. Shikena!!!
If she is so "perfect", why is she an ex?
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 1:46pm On Aug 17, 2012
190*:


Lady-no one rejects 190
I'l buy u a blackberry, let's talk away from these prying eyes

I'm rich u know, very rich and I av a house outside nigeria too
U don't wanna be like my gas cooker ex u know cheesy
concluded dt i dnt v blackberieZ, n houseZ outside dis country, uh?
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by barbieoshi(f): 1:50pm On Aug 17, 2012
lol...funny
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 1:50pm On Aug 17, 2012
sexkillz: e nyere ya smack down with a frying pan!
dts hw u treat anukpamZ
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 1:59pm On Aug 17, 2012
Maria-Goretti:
dts hw u treat anukpamZ
Lawd have mercy! grin
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 2:14pm On Aug 17, 2012
And u all talking of nigerian kitchen utensils undecided
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 2:21pm On Aug 17, 2012
Apart from d fact dat she was a wash hand basin - I think she's like a saw blade
For sawing raw meat

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