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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 11:57am On Aug 17, 2012 |
Maria-Goretti:Yes ma, but it is not a utensil. It's an appliance. . . 1 Like |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 11:58am On Aug 17, 2012 |
sexkillz: Yes ma, but it is not a utensil. It's an appliance. . .yes sah, n d gas cooker n microwave? |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Emmy9ite(m): 11:59am On Aug 17, 2012 |
sexkillz: We have two new kitchen utensils. . . Matches and refrigerator.hahaha....even fan is a kitchen utensil |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by pendo89(f): 12:16pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Knife,scissor,blender,fork,anything with sharp edge,shredder,dustbin ok may I go outside the kitchen?? |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by nikkyshyne(f): 12:17pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
He was a fork and a knife. A fork because he likes 'poking' anything in skirt. And a knife cox he stabs me with that and it hurts. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 12:19pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
pendo89: Knife,scissor,blender,fork,anything with sharp edge,shredder,dustbin ok may I go outside the kitchen??aniwia my sister, so far e dey close to d kitchen....lolz |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by vivianc(f): 12:22pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Pot...... Gosh he is so hot and he rocked my world! |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 12:44pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Abeg she wuz a wash hand basin Cos boys and her lecturers were always washin hands inside her punanie |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 12:48pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
190*:lolz...likes begets likes. By d way, v u noticed dt u v a namesake, 190@, a female? |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 1:03pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Maria-Goretti: Smh - someone please tell this new sweet lady Who 190 actually is |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Emmy9ite(m): 1:08pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
190*:190 is a clown! |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 1:13pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
^not just dat she askin who 190@ a female nairalander is |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 1:15pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Emmy9ite: 190 is a clown!I noticed. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 1:22pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Maria-Goretti: Let's talk away frm NL Wah say u |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 1:24pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
190*:rejected |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 1:25pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Maria-Goretti:Gaddemmit! |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by loucrux(m): 1:26pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Blender+Mixer....she got all the skills u can imagine...B.B.B.... Broom- she is clean... Bed--she good mate... Belle--gud cook.. Shikena!!! |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by handmaid: 1:28pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by handmaid: 1:29pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
never had an 'Ex'. By d way, me thinks that 190, 190*, 190_@ are one and the same person. Infact I know. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 1:30pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
handmaid: never had an 'Ex'.tnx dr for clearin mi doubts. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 1:33pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
sexkillz: Gaddemmit!O gini? |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by handmaid: 1:33pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Maria-Goretti:u welcome |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 1:34pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
sexkillz: Gaddemmit! Shut up and get out of here |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 1:38pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Maria-Goretti: Lady-no one rejects 190 I'l buy u a blackberry, let's talk away from these prying eyes I'm rich u know, very rich and I av a house outside nigeria too U don't wanna be like my gas cooker ex u know |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 1:39pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Maria-Goretti:e nyere ya smack down with a frying pan! |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 1:41pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
loucrux: Blender+Mixer....she got all the skills u can imagine...B.B.B.... Broom- she is clean... Bed--she good mate... Belle--gud cook.. Shikena!!!If she is so "perfect", why is she an ex? |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 1:46pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
190*:concluded dt i dnt v blackberieZ, n houseZ outside dis country, uh? |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by barbieoshi(f): 1:50pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
lol...funny |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 1:50pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
sexkillz: e nyere ya smack down with a frying pan!dts hw u treat anukpamZ |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 1:59pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Maria-Goretti:Lawd have mercy! |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 2:14pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
And u all talking of nigerian kitchen utensils |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 2:21pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Apart from d fact dat she was a wash hand basin - I think she's like a saw blade For sawing raw meat |
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