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Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by simongonner: 7:23am On Aug 17, 2012
Serving plate (lyk seriously
anybdy can use d same plate
anyoda day)

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by azeeza(f): 7:33am On Aug 17, 2012
Chopping board!!!

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 7:35am On Aug 17, 2012
O boi, lekwa nu thread o. . . undecided

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by princemmab(m): 7:40am On Aug 17, 2012
Sieve. Sieves u nt tk d goodies
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by simongonner: 7:43am On Aug 17, 2012
sexkillz: O boi, lekwa nu thread o. . . undecided
u can say dat again......
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by simongonner: 7:44am On Aug 17, 2012
princemmab: Sieve. Sieves u nt tk d goodies
lwkmd
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 7:53am On Aug 17, 2012
Mortar and pestle-- i can crush him real hard!! undecided

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 8:04am On Aug 17, 2012
cooking pot...... He cooks up lies to cover lies.

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Idowuogbo(f): 8:06am On Aug 17, 2012
Boiling ring ( always heated up) undecided

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MMM2(m): 8:14am On Aug 17, 2012
knife

She can kill u anytime undecided

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by mspookie: 8:18am On Aug 17, 2012
Kettle! heats me up grin

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 8:35am On Aug 17, 2012
See as dem dey describe person for here.

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 8:35am On Aug 17, 2012
#still thinking#

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Emmy9ite(m): 8:36am On Aug 17, 2012
Cup. She is a good kisser!

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by jhydebaba(m): 8:56am On Aug 17, 2012
Saucer
In shape, she's like a saucer and she's saucy too.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 8:58am On Aug 17, 2012
Oh My God

Mine was a Gas cooker

So frigging stup1d

Goooosh, wuz I drunk 2have ever been with such person in d first place

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by mspookie: 9:12am On Aug 17, 2012
190*:
Oh My God

Mine was a Gas cooker

So frigging stup1d

Goooosh, wuz I drunk 2have ever been with such person in d first place

GAS COOKER heats things up........
stop nagging bout yr ex, sure she brought u some happiness@least, for d moment she was heating u up. tongue
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 9:41am On Aug 17, 2012
ms pookie:

GAS COOKER heats things up........
stop nagging bout yr ex, sure she brought u some happiness@least, for d moment she was heating u up. tongue

Oh my flipping Gawd
Are u my ex -
Gas cooker sure heats tins up and roast em if possible
She wuz a roaster - rotfl
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Adeks(m): 9:54am On Aug 17, 2012
nne3870: cooking pot...... He cooks up lies to cover lies.
lwtmb grin grin grin
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Adeks(m): 9:59am On Aug 17, 2012
MORTAR!!! (Jst lies there 4 d pestle to do all d work)

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by freecocoa(f): 9:59am On Aug 17, 2012
Scoop\Spoon- He digs into many skirts.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by slimyem: 10:01am On Aug 17, 2012
Knife!!!
..he constantly stabbed me in the heart!cheesy

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by slimyem: 10:03am On Aug 17, 2012
Adeks: MORTAR!!! (Jst lies there 4 d piston to do all d work)
Classic!!!!!!
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by slimyem: 10:05am On Aug 17, 2012
this threadi odikwa the bomb!!!
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by 193: 10:08am On Aug 17, 2012
My 2nd ex was a frying pan

Cos she wuz just too dull 4 my liking

Jesus - all she knew wuz dancing

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by jhydebaba(m): 10:18am On Aug 17, 2012
A bachelor's cupboard.
You know how it looks like: dirty, unkept, smelly (spoilt food, unwashed plates, rat feases) and cobwebs all over the place. That's exactly how she looks like.
*cobwebs (black hairy things)

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by jamil2(m): 10:18am On Aug 17, 2012
azeeza: Chopping board!!!
why not after you take away plenty from his belonging! Smile
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 10:29am On Aug 17, 2012
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Oh My God

Mine was a Gas cooker

So frigging stup1d

Goooosh, wuz I drunk 2have ever been with such person in d first place
i can ansa dat. No, i dnt fink u wia. With d way u type in ur reasonins sometyms, i tink u wia veri much sober
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by slimyem: 10:37am On Aug 17, 2012
jhydebaba: A bachelor's cupboard.
You know how it looks like: dirty, unkept, smelly (spoilt food, unwashed plates, rat feases) and cobwebs all over the place. That's exactly how she looks like.
*cobwebs (black hairy things)
jeez!!
U blind when you dey date am??

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by jhydebaba(m): 10:45am On Aug 17, 2012
slimyem: jeez!!
U blind when you dey date am??
My sister, if I blind I no go see all those things now, the more reason she's an ex.

*na wash, all na joke now.

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by honeric01(m): 10:48am On Aug 17, 2012
Never with an ex.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by MariaGoretti: 10:50am On Aug 17, 2012
honeric01: Never with an ex.
A virgin? Or is it a male wif a female face? Or is she ur one n only?

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