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Eww heavens no.... Poop.. Poop.. Poop. I rest my case.

I know most people in Nigeria don't do dates and all. But if you were to take a girl on a date where would you go?
And girls where would you like to go?
Preferably places where the cost won't cripple someone thou... Any ideas?

Source - http://bbs.tecno-mobile.com/forum/general/16474-where-would-you-go-on-a-first-date

I have never really gone on a proper date come to think of it.. Lol nobody should say your house o... Give me something reasonable
My best alternatives are the Mall, the beach and maybe the movies.

Chukky86:
You never meet professionals... you still dey feel your phone coming out of your pocket... If you meet them.. You no go even Feel anything At all... na learner them you get encounter with.

Ahahn will someone be so good and remove my phone from my tight trousers without me realizing? I know there are better ones sha

flexcity82:
Really? the HTC sense or samsung touchwiz does not look like something without a lot of efforts.

That's why I said some. Have you seen the interface gionee m2 comes with? You will nearly cry.

flexcity82:
Really? the HTC sense or samsung touchwiz does not look like something without a lot of efforts.

That's why I said some. Have you seen the interface gionee m2 cones with? You will nearly cry.

daphid25:
If i own a phone like Phantom5 and it get stolen, i dey go meet herbalist.

Haha.... SMH

Check out this bead designs. Mention if any question.

Lol to lie... Meet new people right from your bed, make business arrangements... Oh heavens bless the person who made Android phones play high end HD games.

Hmm, not such a bad development but from what I noticed about some of these phone custom roms is that they hardly ever put in major effort and you end up seeing lots of bugs and annoying settings you can't change. Hope this is different though.

3k ish

Well before the dollar ish... Tecno c8, infinix hot note were within that range and they are good phones IMO, you should check those out.

Religion is somewhat dicey, anything you say to criticize is somehow gonna get you a clap back.
Yes we know there are frauds, yes we know most so called Christians are fooling themselves.

But basically what I have learnt from experience is to do your own thing, stop looking at humans for comparison.

Even some pastors once u analyze them u tend to see their flaws. Worship God to the best of your capability and look at no man for aknowlodgement.

Lol but no, some girls can be very stupid and will go back to the first boyfriend. Only to come and start writing chronicles of Narnia for us and asking for advice.

So I see them in movies, they bump into you and remove things from your pocket and I am like haba film trick. Till this said film trick happened to me..not once self but twice, and both happened January this year.

I know about the usual in Nigeria, bag snatching, ATM spot robbery and so on but never did I know we had extremely professional pick pockets, and sadly it happened to me in one of my comfort zones..

Like i have been going to ikeja for half of my life. I just assumed I knew all the scopes.

Anyway on the first occasion I was headed from work and passed through ikeja all dressed up with my phone in my pocket. I was using a Tecno C8 and if you know the phone you will know like all most androids isn't exactly small, so it was visible cos I had a tight pencil trouser on.

I was walking on my own jeje when I saw this suspicious guy heading toward me saying ahh my guy how far.. Like i was even at alert I didn't even know this dude and he started famzing me lifting my legs playfully saying long time and all....

Well I am not exactly an aje butter but I seem to give that vibe.. I didn't even know how to react, all I was like was guy free me joor trying to push this strong dude off me..

Annoying part was that passers by just assumed we were friends playing with each other.
So as he was using one hand to lift one of my legs playfully, my right leg of it recall, I felt my phone coming out of my pocket from my left side..

I just said said thief loudly before the guy left me and just mingled with the crowd. That was how that ended.

The next time it happened, I was going to change the screen of my Aunt's phone Yes stupidly the phone was in my pocket again since I knew the scope na..

I wore a tight trouser and was on the lockout for any idiot that was gonna come hail me...

There at one corner I saw this guy tying his shoe lace, he probably sighted me from afar with my jjc looking vibe and when I got close to him he bumped me on the shoulder, as I was recovering my phone was coming out of my pocket..

Luckily again I was quick to notice and just shout guy how far na.. I never seem to know the right words to say.

The guy just said sorry and mixed with the crowd quickly. The painful thing about these scenerios were, if I was even to try to fight.. These guys could take me in seconds, so how does one even protect himself?

So for people who have no strength to fight like me I came up with a few options especially when passing through that rowdy computer village.

First hold ur phone on your hand tightly biko before one fast guy will grip it and run.

Secondly if anyone should call u, don't even answer just walk fast.

Thirdly if someone tries to famz you suspiciously just start shouting. Seems they all hate attention.

Fourthly if you must put the phone in your pocket. Just make sure you wear a tight trouser so u can feel it if someone is trying to take your phone away.

Lastly carry a backpack (school bag) and put all valuables in them.. And wear it.

Finally if all else fails just leave your big phone at home and take Nokia torch light when going into rowdy places especially that computer village or better still go learn boxing so u can bash someone's face in when he tries taking your stuff.

Source -http://bbs.tecno-mobile.com/forum/general/15851-pickpockets-in-ikeja-and-how-to-evade-them


This topic piqued my interest because same thing happened to a friend of mine. Someone came and pointed to something at his shoe and as he was busy cleaning it, they moved his phone from his pocket. They keep coming up with new ways.
Anyone had a similar experience?

Lol... Baba just wants to nack his sister. Issorai go on

Well I have a cat... And cats are cool, self sufficient, extremely neat compared to dogs, they clean up themselves, burry their poop compared to dogs who just shishit everywhere. And they have a lot of emotion mehn. Use the eyes to tell.

People mostly equate light skin to freshness hence everyone wants to be light skinned. I love my skin colour. Never going to change it.

adahgold:
Y can't you work hard and get urself a car,you photo says it all!look at the wall of ur house or should I say apartment nah is not qualified to be called an apartment. Let me tell u d simple truth work hard and you will attract people that have cars. U don't love material things but u love a guy with a car,is the car not a material thing? Am sorry but for now that mentality of yours will attract your type except u change it.

Kaii... But don't lie, is it bad to want stuff?

RadicallyBlunt:
I've done that to 2 girls b4 and I'm still in d business

Lol oshey... Legend of the pussycat baber.
Depends on circumstances though. I see no bigge in doing it

osawemwenze:
are you willing to help me on this please am really heart broken

Lol sule is what you are. First of she's probably gone. Second u wanna give her numbers to hunters on nairaland? Good luck with that sir

Lol well op u self don't you think you come off as a show off ? Asides that I think it's the way you behave that make gals wanna tax u. In as much as I trust no girl, cos even the one u think is holy and straight forward is busy bin a gold digger somewhere else. Anyways probably the kind of gals you meet I guess.

Same here... I am hearing they are on strike

Not all girls bleed during their first time Bro. Although the pain she wouldn't have been able to hide, and u r supposed to feel the hymen break I supps. Anyways sha be sure bfre u start suspecting fowl play

Add her how n where

Lol if u had moved on you won't be ranting by this time. TBH thou we nice dudes never get treated ryt.

Lol walahi your grammar chased her away . On a more serious note though. People change, feelings vanish, time does that. Your relationship is obviously dead, the signs shoe but you are choosing to ignore them. You love her more and you are more invested and that's a problem man. She's treating u like crap and you r still tagging along. I have been there, I know it's hard but you have to draw back a Lil at least and if she doesn't change you Man up and move on, and yes it's difficult as hell but it gets better.

Jacinta44:
Thanks for your advanced inputs.

You see, I'm a young girl who loves the good things of this life.

I am aspiring to be attracting men who ride cars.

I went to Nairaland Autos section, but they all seem to be very busy discussing Honda Toyota and Camry.
I was viewing their threads for hours, but no one even say Hi


It's not as if I like money and material things o
But I just want to be inducted into where all those rich guys are so that I can marry for love.

Don't insult me o
Remember that no body holy pass.

Candid advice please
Thank U.

Haha... Jacintaa begibegi. Go and buy your won car Biko

jermaie:
helo kashy add me on bbm 33400229 or add me on watsapp 09031787421

Shapiro....anyway anyone who wants to, just send me a pm or a message...

K

Before anyone says ehnn go outside just shushh and park well.

I am up for meeting new people. I can't be the only one this bored. Anywhere on the mainland. In fact just anywhere you are in this world. We could be chat buddies at worst. Take that leap and reach out to so me somehow. Send a pm.... Send me a whatsapp message? Use my mail. Any which way. So here's my whatsapp number..+234 811 273 1538. I swear I am a good chat buddy or frnd.. However it turns out.
Send me a message I will reply, let's just be bored together. [color=#006600][/color]

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