₦airaland Forum

These Fulanis should face their cows, kidnapping is not their calling. Statistics has shown that they are too dumb to carry out a successful kidnap.

So rumour has it that government has declaired January 14th a public holiday, which will extend to Monday, although banks wouldn't observe this holiday.... No one i exactly sure if it'd be a joyous celebration or mass chaos, to that effect, emergency ambulances will be situated at every junction, with paramedics, the sale of hypo, jik, cement, rat poison etc will be bamned... Nepa has also been instructed to give steady power supply to enable chilled drinks, if it turns to be a mass celebration, speakers will also be mounted at corners with a ready DJ to turn it up sne..... Well, i strongly believe it'd be all smiles & filled with laughter, so i'm constantly using my colgate. Thankyou as you show support on that day, whichever scenario we witness.

This guy too form, i've never liked him.

OP man up and go to hospital, if they require u to do HIV test, then do it, but that s#it ain't easy, when one had engaged in series of unprotected sexual activities. Remembered my first test, I nearly died, the lab guy, wrapped my result in a brown envelop, then sent his assistant to call me, I ask the assistant why him no just give u d result to give me, she said no he wants to hand it over personally , Na so I stand up, bail, run commot the place, as I dey run dey look back, Na him the lab guy chook head commot for window, dey shout, "come and take ur result o, Na negative", Hmmm...Na so I cool down, with a smile on my face, jog back go collect my result. Peeps just need to be very careful, 5-10mins of pleasure, can lead to years of agony. Man up and go for the test, and let ur mind rest, and I tell you, you'll come out smiling. Good luck.

Hmmm..after Christmas Na jail straight.

So we engaged in pre-intimacy,then he inserted a finger(which was painful),then after a day or two he tried two fingers(it was painful initially but later the pain was reduced) to my utmost surprise THERE WAS NO BLOOD!

These lines left me in stitches, was expecting where you'll write the third day he inserted his entire fist. If it is that of a big deal, go to a gyno, some get deflowered without bleeding. But spiritually sister, ya ain't no virgin.

Lol u should have left him when you were just a "girlfriend", now he has wifed u, u r complaining. U saw the signs, u can't eat ur cake and have. I want to believe there are other good side of his, apart from dressing like KCee, bask on that and enjoy ur marriage.

They should leave diezani, Shey she says she is "sick" and needs to rest.

8:fuel price will drastically reduce, people will be selling 70 or 80 naira.

Hahahahahah hahaha!!!!

sarrki:
Good money

Legit money is sweet

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A beg laff remain for me . OP even called him "Oil tycoon"

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They look happy, that is all that matters

Shouldn't be FRSC only, our police should have a dash cam installed in all their patrol van, but this is Naija, who wan get papped collecting N20.

^^^ car is very clean, might worth that price, Nice ride.

Lol Naija, paying militants to "behave" themselves. I just dey envy the militants, you'll just relax for house with your ogogoro and alert go dey enter every month . These guys should have been offered automatic employment into the Nigeria army, and sent to pursue boko haram.

slim75d:
so only the ibos and yorubas re making this country proud
what re the Hausas bringing to the plate

Presidency. They say, they were born to rule.

Wetin dem wan chop before confrontation, Fufu and Egusi soup?, sleep go catch them for battle ground na, indomie 4 early morning paro dey ok, chop fufu, how u go run from boko haram.

hmuhammad:
who is Atiku where Buhari is? Atiku will be shamelessly dealt with come 2019, I will continue to say it that 98% of northern votes belongs to Buhari. Atiku should go and rest, I can't see any northern politician defeating Buhari.

It is Buhari till 2023

No Hausa man will rule this country come 2019, watch and see.

Lol Marriage. Op for starters, u might just stop telling her what to do, so that she'll stop"taking in" deliberately, before you turn to Baba Abraham. From the tone of your post, u r obviously fed up with the marriage, but you need to consider the kids, take her for counselling, since it appears u have the money, find a good center fir the two of you, her problem appears be psychological, and u sound a little bit domineering, if u divorce her now, you'll definitely marry again, and the woman you'll marry, will also want her kids, responsibility goan increase bro. Find a good counsellor, but be careful when telling her before she takes in again

Cute kids, school fees

Integrity counts, but you dey use MMM name to market your cars, Oga take time o, boyz blood dey hot this January

Maybe a good wife is in the car.

Buy Nigeria, Grow Nigeria indeed.

Heard from reliable source, Grandpa is even sick, he won't be contesting for any election come 2019.

Bia Nwa Ada Curvu ru akovu come and finish ya story . Your story is fake but quite interesting, who serves wine in a ceramic cup .

You had a bad dream, the next day u decided, while going to the "slaughter house" to arm yourself with a mini pink dress, gladiators sandals, and rich make up, you no even think of Bible and anointing oil, or even jazz sef.

The guy Na "shairman". Tiri gbosa 4 him.

3some ti take ova

Nice move, they should open up the place. The government can even turn the Ajo ofia to auto parts market, make we come colonise and develop the place, say bye bye to Boko Haram.

You did it,

You took pictures,

You posted online...

The pastor didn't tell you that the he whose good deeds are done in secret is bountifully rewarded.

Ibu: OK this is the dried fish, it improves the taste of the food

Ibu: when moulding the Fufu, you can put the singlet of the fish on top of it

Presenter: Singlet

Ibu: OK the cloth of the fish

Medicine, would have made a good doctor.

He should show empathy first to the people he DUPED, and start his restitution by returning their money, it is as simple as that. Show him some love indeed

Lol. They are giving him what belongs to him, which Boko Haram pass the one Buhari and his goons are showing Nigerians now.

You guys are just here licking your wounds and moving on, the guy will still be scamming other people using different platform. You guys should form an association, una done reach to form one sef, ya association of people scammed by the hood guy. Strategize, go to that kaduna and treat his fu©k up. Na wah o, only one pesin Dude will be somewhere laffing at you guys