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Hilarious, yet calls for concern.

Mysticgal

Cc: NlJega.

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If this is the true story, Bumshaka suppose lie down make Ayo step on him well well, forget what people might say, you do not bite the hand that fed you, and Ayo has fed Bumshaka well.

To achieve steady power supply is no rocket science - Fashola
But here in Nigeria it is a mysterious and spiritual science that our caretakers have failed generation upon generation to decipher!!! My light now comes for 1hr every 3days, at times just 3mins.

Magu and the FG should do us the honours of Naming the Yam and national cake eaters, as such act will boost the confidence Nigerians will have with the commission.

uchelvlink:
and who told you Niger Delta can not pledge loyalty to Biafra after getting their Republic?

I can tell you dude, Biafrans will support every move and decisions of the ND, only to team up later.






Trust me, Nijiriya is the common ENEMY!

So says she who doesn't know the history and how the Biafran war was fought, the betrayals, how this same Niger Delta people, participated in the subversion of the Republic Biafran, how the betrayed us. Better go and read your history books, before saying something you know little or nothing about.

This people will just look up in the sky, and say the first useless thing that comes into their mind, same with the ND militants, that threatened to blow up Niger Bridge, and third mainland Bridge.

Groundnut, Tomatoes, Onions and cow meat, what's there.

Hmmm, this is serious, wetin Duncan Mighty sabi for conflict resolution, if this picture is not that of our Military Men, then the Nigeria state can now put a face behind the Avengers. I doubt this guy and his picture, the Avengers who have strength through their anonymity will expose themselves like this, and their mediator a musician . Anyway waiting for their Official comment, via Twitter.

OK. Seems he took the NA to meet with the NDA.

Blizzy9ja:
Bloody liars...

Could be "Palm Oil", oil na oil.

Achuwa1:
fulanimafia: 11:09pm
The bombs have started going off in the SE courtesy of the Ijaw terrorists.

The Niger Delta environmental destruction and ecological devastation is going east. The militants must be trying to show that they are truly one.

Blow everything up, leave nothing standing.


Report reaching me some days back from the last economic meeting held is tht 15%=#900b has being cut off from ur budget.
dont worry,by August maybe 50% will be off ur budget & u willl need to use groundnut from the north & cocoa from sw to fund the remaining part left.

It very sad. The problem with Nigerians, once the start something, especially bad ones, they tend to over do. They really do not understand the economic, social and political implications of these bombings, which I must say, is an act of cowardice. Most of the people here applauding these terrible act of vandalism here, are people that are probably still being fed by their parents, they just don't comprehend. The FG should consider cutting allocations of states that "harbour" these so called agitators, anytime the bombs goes off. The light situation have been terribly bad since the peak of this crisis, affecting businesses and live. It is disheartening. Money that should be channeled to something more productive will be used in appeasing few terrorist.

This kemi woman should be very ashamed of her self, at her age

The workers don't want to hear the sound of "chest beating", the want to hear the sound of bank alert telling them you've paid them, be there beating chest.

Gasout:
Good evening members in the house. I purposely brought this topic to this section (family) cos I blive i'll have a mature responses and contributions.

I'll try to be brief as possible.
I met this lady 2014 but we started dating November last year. It took her a whole year for her to accept dating me.

But then, she told me that, there is something she will tell any man who desire to marry her bt, depend on the level of seriousness of the man.

Then, I took what she planned telling her hubby to be as nothing serious nt until d relationship began to wax stronger. After being in the relationship for a while, I discovered she posses virtually all d qualities I desire in a lady and wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with her.

I tried to make her tell me what she has in mind that she plan to tell her hubby to be, she refused. At this stage, our both parents re aware of our relationship and we planned to have our INTRO this June.

I proposed to her last week, she accepted and busted to tears. Initially, I thought it was a tears of joy, nt knowing it was something entirely different from my thought.

I took her home with different feelings within me since she couldn't stop crying. When we got to their house b4 she alighted, she hold my hands and told me me 'she's HIV positive'

I was startled for minutes. She said I should think about it if I still want the relationship.

I have make enquiries from Doctors if both of us can marry and He said yes Bt the am nt still convince. Please, Nairalanders, I need ur sincere advice on this issue...

First of all, put the intro on hold, pending the time you are fully convinced to carry on or otherwise. You can get married to her of course, even raise children as modern day medicine has made it possible. But truly if I am in your shoes, I would call off the whole thing entirely, she, your fiance, should have told you before you got so head over heels that she is positive, she should not have wanted after you've proposed, it is wrong.

iamonpointa:
i sent reset to 131(cos i wanted to check somthing online without mb) and now they keep deducting my credit without warning whenever my mb finish.. pls help!

Just buy #100 data bundle.

Hmmm, this man, I hope it's not what I am thinking.

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I see people matching to the streets soon, tribe will be set aside, revolution might just be the only solution. The opulent will be hunted down, crime rate definitely will increase, and our security agents will be at loss on how to handle this impeding crisis. Nigeria might be on the verge of imploding. Thanks to Buhari and his crew.

Lifehack:
Omg! See what happens when chicken drinks beer
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Na lie no be the same chicken.

Tribalistic Bigot, dude wants to hammer overnight. They should leave him to be cleaning windscreens, maybe na him calling. There are, a million peeps out there who really need help and won't let such opportunity slide by. See grammar

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Oga Solo, come and see your boys. Threads like this should help to expose the NPF for what they are, Criminals, murderers. I detest these people, they are uncouth, dirty, liars, they represent everything that is wrong in our society. If I have my way, I will sack all of them, especially those that stand on our roads, who have more interaction with the citizens. Sack them all and replace with well trained graduates who understands what policing is all about, who doesn't see any little opportunity as a means to extort money from the victim, who will be subjected to psychological evaluation every month. These present crop of cops are too pathetic. Best is to avoid them as much as possible.

Oga Solo, come and see your boys. Topics like this should be moved to FP immediately, to help expose the NPF for what they are, Criminals, murderers. I detest these people, they are uncouth, dirty, liars, they represent everything that is wrong in our society. If I have my way, I will sack all of them, especially those that stand on our roads, who have more interaction with the citizens. Sack them all and replace with well trained graduates who understands what policing is all about, who doesn't see any little opportunity as a means to extort money from the victim, who will be subjected to psychological evaluation every month. These present crop of cops are too pathetic. Best is to avoid them as much as possible.

When Niger Delta Militants said the will launch missiles.

Na wah. Remember when Ghanaians full Naija, were treated as second class citizens, and finally many were forcefully sent back home(Ghana must go). Now Nigerians are seeking solace at Ghana what an irony!. 3000 Ghanaian cedi = N250-270k God!

It shall never be well with the people that messed and are still messing up this great country.

At first glance @ d pix, I tot na "catapult" this old man put for neck.

The look on his face doesn't even show remorse, this one no go blame the Devil.

Lol

Monitoring Spirits. Is there anything like a Male Virgin eh OP.

Them be like people wey dey sniff sumtin...

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These politicians sef. How can this Generator power the entire market, something that us not even upto 50Kva. And it's a locally coupled Generator, with a tractor engine that doesn't last. Him no see perkins sound proof generator buy.

shamecurls:
Yoruba leads and other follow...........



The King of Kings of the Federal Republic of Nigeria


......There is none like him

LMAO! his jurisdiction no pass Osun State my brother. There is no difference between him and the Obi of Onitsha, Sultan of Sokoto, Emir of Kano and the Olubadan of Ibadan land.

This is some damage.

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Three months gone and no repairs made all because of threat from the Avengers. The country has indeed lost a lot this tense period. I miss Abacha, by now the Avengers would have changed their name to Niger Delta Peace keepers, #saynotobombing. Ndi Ala.