₦airaland Forum

thatsincerechic:
My battery is still charging.. Gimme a couple of hours and I will be back.

Op why are you begging ppl.them they beg jim iyke to finish his role in a movie?

if dey lik mke dem wait, if dem no lik mke dem goo.

Na by force.

Ur story is touching.

Before you knw nw some idiooots will start shouting fiction

martyns303:
I have limited data and I keep refreshing this page, pls hurry with the rest before my data exhaust. * in a non offensive tone*

Hurry for what? U wan release?

Conji na bastard

The guy no see this kind babe?

elixirnigeria:
Governor Idris Wada of Kogi on Tuesday removed 15 chairmen of local governments from office for defecting to the rival All Progressives Congress (APC).

This is contained in a statement issued in Lokoja and signed by the Permanent Secretary in the Ministry of Local Governments and Chieftaincy Affairs, Mr James Adedoyin in Lokoja.

The statement cited section 20 sub section (1) and section 36 sub section 1 (d) of Kogi State Local Government Law 2000 as amended to back the action.
It explained that the sacked chairmen can no longer remain in office having decamped from the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) that sponsored them.

Some of the affected council chairmen include that of Lokoja, Ogori-Magongo, Idah, Adavi, Ankpa, Okehi, Bassa, Yagba East, Yagba West and Okene among others.

They defected to the APC during the grand finale of its governorship campaign held in Lokoja on Nov. 18.
The statement warned the sacked council chairmen to stay away from offices, directing the vice chairmen or the council leaders to take over the affairs of the affected councils as may be appropriate.

The governor said the handing and taking over should be completed by Wednesday Nov. 25, the statement said.

One of the grounds for their defection was the refusal of Wada to implement a decision of the Court of Appeal in Abuja on Oct 29 that nullified the removal of the elected chairmen from office.

They were removed from office based on the order of a Kogi State High Court sitting in Koton Karfe which ruled that the election of May 4, 2013 which brought them into office was faulty.

Relying on the judgment, Kogi State Government asked the chairmen and councillors to vacate office but the affected officials approached the Appeal Court which set aside the ruling and declared that they resume immediately.

Kogi state government refused to give effect to the ruling until Nov. 23.

https://www.today.ng/news/national/42917/kogi-gov-wada-removes-15-lg-chairmen-for-defecting-to-apc?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

I see no difference btw PDP AND APC

I xpectd APC to be better, learning from pdp mistakes,yet they are still the same.

The same prblms we faced in old administration, same in present

Fuel scarcity in Jonathan regime, same in buhari

Bomb blast in jona same in buhari regime

Naria value poor,worst in buhari

Propaganda in jona regime same in buhari

Efcc arresting and jailing no one,same in buhari

Fulani herdsmen killing same during buhari

Police collecting 50naria on the road same in buhari

Chibox girls yet to be found same in buhari,infact the campaign is dead.

Light was not steady during jona,buhari regime not still steady.

Pls if you guys hv seen anything that I have not seen,you can quote me.

This is not propaganda. Jst tell me difference that has benefited you or us.BTW this regime

Goooooooalll

You see women,fear them.

When a woman is mean,my dear run for you life.

Women are known for tender hrt,Bt the ones that are mean are more dangerous than devil itself

rose4flower:
U no u are a fool i don't tink u carefully read wat i wrote if nt u wont mistake father for mother idiot i said father nt mother fool

Fada or moda all parents and they equally have their days.



Also you parents where right to treat you the way they did,concerning ur rply here.

Your still a fooooolish child irrespective of the treatment.

LaurelP:
He shared this photo on Facebook a few minutes ago with the caption. "Nobody should ask me what I'm doing in Linda Ikeji's bedroom. Nobody!!!!!!"

Yeye guy




https://www.facebook.com/BasketmouthComedy/photos/a.475838960190.387584.333770020190/10156265947670191/?type=3&theater

Nothing really special about celebrity ohhh.

Now my eyes Don open.

This aba black extension that is everywhere, some of you will know this extension.

Even socket box not covered after POP has been done.

Some of you maynot have notice this,


Look Juju pot flying in the air.

elhakiimed:
On my way back home from work this evening along toll gate to iworoad I found this shocking scene.
It is quite unimaginable how Nigerians takes their life for granted,any mistake and their history.

So what's wrong now?

noetic5:
Today,Iyanya was officially announced as the official ambassador for Cross River State .The state governor ,Ben Ayade Florence Ita Giwa personally acknowledged his new position.In line with this,he will be given an official car and is also entitled to monthly remuneration..

Congrats to him!

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2015/11/iyanya-unveiled-as-cross-river-state.html

This is always the prblm in Nigeria,instead upgrading another poor person,you keep giving to the rich.

Iyanya has already made it,why not bring up another person

ijustdey:
A divorce seeking wife has told a court how her husband rented a flat and moved in with her housemaid.




http://opera.pulse.ng/gist/broken-home-my-husband-rented-a-flat-for-our-maid-divorce-seeking-wife-id4386546.html

Next tym don't allow you husband to bring this kind of girl below as maid

rose4flower:
I understand wat u are going thru op because i am also a victim of such although my dad hardly beat us bt dis man neva wish us well he swear 4 us all always tel i & my elder ones we will all bit regretting finger in our life dis man does nt care abt how we feed or wore clothe d last cloth my dad bought for me & my sibling was when we were in pry sch dat was year 1996 he lives d house every Mon & comes back on sat fuming & insulting us we. ant stand &face our dad to ask him money for book or biro without u reciving d insult of ur life it made us all withdraw frm bt my father we learnt is a very generous person outside my mum was d only one who stood by us it got to a stage my elder bro began to av serious hatred 4 him when he got admission to lasu d foolish man told him how is he sure he is going to finished frm d school he paid his fees just once my bro struggle & train himself thru sch. when my sis got preg @ home hell was let lose my dad told her she just started dat she wil give birth to 3 more children in his house my fellow nairalanders dat was wat happen to my sis b4 God intervene now she is married to d same person although she was living wit him bt any time she got pregnant she & d hubby wil fight & he wil live home 4 her she wil later cm back home til she put to bed. my dad also tel me wat happen to my sis wil happen to me dat was d day i talked back to my father i was so angry i told him his swear wil neva av effect on my life i faced him & said he cannot spoil my life d way he does to my sis it was a serious issue den dey even call family meeting because of me d man is just plain evil one day my elder bro told my mum dat if my dad shuld die noboby shuld inform him dat his family shuld go & bury him u shuld no how pained d boy was 4 him to say dat dis man can swear 4 us without thinking abt d repercussion anyway i am married now so also is my elder bro & elder sis although we are nt yet rich even on d day of my introduction my dad said he wont cm out my mum was crying & asking me to go & beg him i told her i wil rather die dan beg if he dont want to cm out someone else wil take his place & replace him i was glad to live dat house.most times he wil cal me & strt commanding me dat he wants to see me right now in d house i always tel him i dont av chance most times i dont pick his cal he cal me wit another line & was shouting @ me i told him daddy i am above 18 and am a married woman dat he does nt av any right over me again he told me husband was shacking me dat i wil soon realise myself. i return his swear back to him in my mind d last time i & my elder sis went to visit my mum immediately we saw him coming we just took d back door & went back to our houses d man is nt just it & he is d kind of person dat discuss our matter to every member of his family even his elder sis cal my mum & tel her to warn my dad to stop discussing our matter to his family & frnds anyway i learnt my younger bro is giving him a tough time @ home now my mum said he went to his place of work & report him dat if anytin miss dey shuld hold him responsible because he is rude to him definetly he wil be stealing wat kind of father does dat? pls op i wil advice u try & get a job first den start saving to rent a house & live d house 4 him so dat d devil wil nt use u one day against him bt 4 d main time u are stil dere try & obey him wat u want to do shuld be in ur mind.

All of Una Don they bring Una gist now!! Movie zone.



This same ppl during mother's day we will not get space,they will flood narialand with their mother's pic.


My Mum is the best Mum in the world, Bt the real story n truth is up their.

Therock5555:
Please this is a long write up so please pardon me

I choosed not to used an alternative moniker because I want my dad to see this, I introduced him to Nairaland and he's a frequent front page reader so I hope he sees this. I hope my fans in the literature section know why I get depressed always.




Sorry for the long epistle, I'm broken and seriously need advice, I hope he gets to see this and then kills me afterwards.


Cc. Ishilove Lalasticlala Sean RoyalRoy

What is your reason of not moving out?

miqos02:
is that lady ur sister? i mean the pics, the backside na ogbonge

Sister to my Aunty cousin niece brother mother's frnd

Chigold101:
I thought you people said they can't protest in Abuja? Now you are shifting position... Lolzzz

U quoted the wrong person.

Can you show me that here?

or anywhr on narialand?

cuz is not me

Gvv

wadodo2020:
A friend just call me now, crying that she does not know what to do, so i probed to know what the problem was, She confided in me, that she just caught her would be husband or rather fiance masturbating.
She is so devastated, I began to wonder as she needs me to advise her on her next line of action.
Guys pls advise

Let ha increase beeping to 6 times a day.

Waste of tym.

Ppl who hv crious business can't waste this much time.

Protest is not a prblm, when they are tired they will rest.

DJMCOTTY:
Forgeti.. U dey self-service for real. No con dey form comedian...

Did u see Whr I wrote dat is a joke?

or say na joke I dey joke?

is my stick na,abi na ur own?

Prison better than dead

Girls desperate for marriage since 3451!!

even if the man is inside rat hole.

Meanwhile let me look for my soap and work on my stick.

Chai no soap ohhh,Okk let me find any oil,Oya got condemn engine oil.

Oya here we gooo, Chai seems am already in heaven without ticket.

Ohhh mean y was dis created.my stick mst b red n tired before I stop.

Chaiiiiii ohh this pic is killing me,this is the 5tym am going,cuz of this pic.

I feel my tank is going to empty by 2mr.Bt who cares.

By 2mr I will mix condemn engine oil n honey and see how dey it will be.I pray my stick should nt explode. Bt mehn condemn engine oil if fckkkkin good.

So sad he is dead!!!

May his Soul rest in peace.

Politics is for the brave alone.

This man was dead since 45BC

BrownCookie:


Meanwhile a certain comedian is trying to swallow the whole sachet of paracetamol on his behalf.

Smh!

How can you be bless with such heavy breeeeast artillery !!

if it was possible to steal breasssst and I was a girl,your breastttt for Don miss since 45AD

NinaTohBadt:
VANITY UPON VANITY. ONE DAY IS COMING!
1. You are a millionaire watching your neighbours suffering to eat, but you said to yourself "I WORKED FOR MY MONEY".. THEY SHOULD WORK FOR THIERS". Let me ask you this, DID YOU WORK FOR GOD'S BLESSING? Vanity Upon Vanity.
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2. You are a proud owner of 10 different storey buildings, but your extended families have no where to sleep, some cannot afford to pay for their rents, but you said to yourself "THEY CANT LIVE IN MY MANSION". You forgot that if God did not build the house, you will just labor in vain. Vanity Upon Vanity.
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3. You are the governor of our beloved state, whenever you are driving by, the road must be cleared with your siren blaring and your security beating by passers just for your sake. You said to yourself "I AM A GOVERNOR, THEY SHOULD RESPECT ME" You forgot these same people you are beating voted for you. Vanity upon vanity.
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4. You are a married man, ever since your married your wife you have not make her happy for once, she is your slave and your punching bag, you prefer to spend on other ladies than her, you said to yourself "SHE IS OLD AND BREAST HAS FALLEN . You forgot she gave birth to your children and raise them for you. The same woman that you were begging for her phone number? Now she is no more cute to you? That lady you are running after will soon suffer the same. Vanity upon vanity.
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5. You are a married woman, just because you are beautiful your husband cannot talk to you again. The attention you are getting outside is fueling your ego. You said to yourself "GUYS ARE ALWAYS AFTER ME! THEY SHOWER ME WITH PRAISES AND GIFTS. Though your husband is not earning that much, you forgot he saved his money to pay for your bride price. Age will soon catch up with you. Vanity upon vanity.
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6. You are the boss of a very big company. You are maltreating your workers. You will always delay their salaries. You sack anybody at will, right or wrong. You said to yourself "I AM THE BOSS". You forgot you were once working under somebody and you are still working under the son. Vanity upon vanity.
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7. You spend lavishly in the city but your parents are dying in the village. Your children will do the same for you when the time comes.
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8. You have 20 pair of trousers, 30 shirts with different shoes, but yet, your closest friends are wearing rags. You said yourself "FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL" You forgot we will all be equal in our grave. No clothes No shoes. Vanity!
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9. You are a very rich pastor with private jets to your name, yet your church members are suffering. Out of their poverty they still afford tithe and offering. You said to yourself "I AM A MAN OF GOD" You forgot Jesus fed 5,000 people. Jesus turned water to wine for his guest. Jesus was humble. "For the meek shall inherit the earth. Vanity!
10. VANITY UPON VANITY.
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God is watching us. One day we will account for all our deeds. Repent. May God help us all. Amen.
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Op the money you used to subscribe and post this,can put food on the poors table.vanity upon vanity.

You will be judged

NinaTohBadt:
VANITY UPON VANITY. ONE DAY IS COMING!
1. You are a millionaire watching your neighbours suffering to eat, but you said to yourself "I WORKED FOR MY MONEY".. THEY SHOULD WORK FOR THIERS". Let me ask you this, DID YOU WORK FOR GOD'S BLESSING? Vanity Upon Vanity.
--
2. You are a proud owner of 10 different storey buildings, but your extended families have no where to sleep, some cannot afford to pay for their rents, but you said to yourself "THEY CANT LIVE IN MY MANSION". You forgot that if God did not build the house, you will just labor in vain. Vanity Upon Vanity.
--
3. You are the governor of our beloved state, whenever you are driving by, the road must be cleared with your siren blaring and your security beating by passers just for your sake. You said to yourself "I AM A GOVERNOR, THEY SHOULD RESPECT ME" You forgot these same people you are beating voted for you. Vanity upon vanity.
---
4. You are a married man, ever since your married your wife you have not make her happy for once, she is your slave and your punching bag, you prefer to spend on other ladies than her, you said to yourself "SHE IS OLD AND BREAST HAS FALLEN . You forgot she gave birth to your children and raise them for you. The same woman that you were begging for her phone number? Now she is no more cute to you? That lady you are running after will soon suffer the same. Vanity upon vanity.
---
5. You are a married woman, just because you are beautiful your husband cannot talk to you again. The attention you are getting outside is fueling your ego. You said to yourself "GUYS ARE ALWAYS AFTER ME! THEY SHOWER ME WITH PRAISES AND GIFTS. Though your husband is not earning that much, you forgot he saved his money to pay for your bride price. Age will soon catch up with you. Vanity upon vanity.
---
6. You are the boss of a very big company. You are maltreating your workers. You will always delay their salaries. You sack anybody at will, right or wrong. You said to yourself "I AM THE BOSS". You forgot you were once working under somebody and you are still working under the son. Vanity upon vanity.
---
7. You spend lavishly in the city but your parents are dying in the village. Your children will do the same for you when the time comes.
---
8. You have 20 pair of trousers, 30 shirts with different shoes, but yet, your closest friends are wearing rags. You said yourself "FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL" You forgot we will all be equal in our grave. No clothes No shoes. Vanity!
---
9. You are a very rich pastor with private jets to your name, yet your church members are suffering. Out of their poverty they still afford tithe and offering. You said to yourself "I AM A MAN OF GOD" You forgot Jesus fed 5,000 people. Jesus turned water to wine for his guest. Jesus was humble. "For the meek shall inherit the earth. Vanity!
10. VANITY UPON VANITY.
---
God is watching us. One day we will account for all our deeds. Repent. May God help us all. Amen.
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SOURCE: https://mobile.facebook.com/KemiFilaniBlog/photos/a.609024975907482.1073741825.127553617387956/702888156521163/?type=3&source=48&ref=m_notif&notif_t=like

Question

If I steal government money,if am caught will they catch does I also dash

What happen when you,open a good business for people,yet they down the business and still run back to you.


Also evn in the Bible the rich made heaven.cuz u cn never satisfy everyone.

As for death,poor die rich die.we both will be judge.I may be judge for not giving to the poor,they poor may also be judge for borrowing from obi and refuse to pay back.

Giving out alone cnt solve the issue,you have to mke dem stand on dem self.else they will Kip cumin bck.

Jazz

firstEVA:
It happens, you were not up to her level then perhaps cos of your financial position. I am also very sure you look better now so no big deal.

Op the girl is here ohh.


Run for ur life