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drone99:
My God!!! How do you walk around dressed like that?

Do us a favour and dress like sane people. You are not too young to look classy.

Tnk you!! This is how to dress!!

This is clean n attractive dressing.

Even in Nigeria someone is wearing heavy artillery

mukhtara446:
then why are you wearing clothes or you are born with it .Muslims ummah for even a lady is not for her to show her body to other lady its prohibited talkless of a man whom is not her muhamram(permitted) its even prohibited for unbeliever lady to touch muslim woman prohibited part to cover their body its cleaner than uncover that's the faith

Mst u cover dat big.

Are you aware that I hv touch many n slpt with many during my nysc.

I served in Ph,I ha a Muslim babe who live near mi,what did I not see, funny enuf with all that she was wearing the girl was not v,she was only tight Bt no v.

I hv had many of them.also u hv to knw that is not by wearing all this things a bad person is a bad person.

You talk of touching,you body cnt cope in camp without touching another. Mayb u hv not been their.

To me all this is rubbish.that's why when mst of them leav north, they find sexx lik food n we are ready to Kip fckking them here

I also had a guy who leav near me then, his name was n still is Mohammed. Mehn this guy was a bastard fckker. He performed all does hand washing n face washing prayers.but fckker lik hell. Presently in abj.

So stop all this rubbish

Freegift75:
Should the federal government allow this in NYSC camp?

The best idea is let this Muslim serve in their state,with all this their cloths,if boko kill them better.

They will use their hand n remove it

Freegift75:
Should the federal government allow this in NYSC camp?

Muslim is still a prblm to this country.

Hw cn a girl b deceive to this xtent, under hot sun.

How can one say by covering cloths u are better than the rest,let me ask Muslim a simple question.

Wen you gv birth do ur babies cum out with this cloth.why cnt ur Mohammed cover them like this in the womb.


God help this country,Muslim is turning this country to another thing

Bbsharon:
We all know how bestie ish can be, as in the closseness might send wrong message to people around especially when is a guy and a lady.

My bestie is male and in our 100level days many thought we were actually dating because you always see us together. To me as long as you both set your priorities right then you are good to go but I find out some guys are not cool with it.

So guys do you feel comfortable when your girlfriend or fiancee has a guy as her bestie? If not tell us why.

Ladies you can also share your experience...

To mi I prefer my girl hv girl as best frnd.

Guys r dangerous cn easily swap from bestowed not to girlfrnd Bt sexmate, especially when I knw the easiest Wat to convince a girl is to let ha life revolve round you.

The mre you are closer to a girl the easier it is to get anything, I Lov u or be my girlfrnd is Jst mke I do to mke it look genuine.

I cnt stand the sight of hearing or knwing this guy has bang ha .

ROZZAYY:
Lol i couldnt help but laff at some funny comments. Dear namesake hmmmmm, i read ur story i must confess i enjoyed it. Tho i havent commented for a while i just had to add my piece. Am not here to beg u to cont its ur choice but i was just imagining wat you would be thinking now, cos if u were hurt by d little jibes u got bfor u stopped now u must be devastated by those dat came after u decided to stop.
In Nland forum dere r diff kinds of characters best thing ive learnt since i joined was to not let comments here bother u if not some can make u commit suicide lol. Bliv me ive received a fair share in d past so i know. So just take things easy ok. Wen u r on dis forum dont let talk bother u, and as for coming bak its ur choice rily.
i still love my Nland i missed all my friends and all d old times
Urs rozzay

Sexy Rosey ah ah ah

Oh my sheriko ko ko ah ah ah

Okkk

Francis95:
Lol.. I wear whatever that makes me feel good.

One Lov man

finalboss:
this one dey crush o

Dnt mine d guy,he cn easily b deceived

bettercreature:
Dont compare their life with yours,you can't say that to tuface or TIMAYA.maybe they went their in 2015 SUV with full AC you dont know

Evn the so called celebrity Dnt wear this outside


Mostly music, check them out on red carpet.

Even with suv will u nt walk wit it or u will wear n Jst nt move.

Do u carry ac on ur head wen you leav ur suv, abi u go remove am from ur 2015 suv n hang for head.

If they were celebrity as u said,they media will carry the news not them spreading it,also it is obvious they Jst pay a visit,look @ the basket it is empty.

Hv seen governorz who go out inspecting project walking under sun,without ac hanging on their head.

Vanquay:
Hmm, I am FTC since August Summer. I swear this is for Jobless Peeps...Anyways Happy Thanksgiving to all Nairalanders residing in the States

Fela is the Greatest Musician Nigeria has ever had not like one boy called Olamide that has 5 wack Albums in 5 years


Click Like if you still Remember me or share if you don't

Bros u r right.

Jobless ppl

Francis95:
Had a good time with ma hommies...

Wait ohh!! Is it in this hot Nigerian weather that you are wearing all this!!

wonders are many on earth and the greatest of them is man.

How on earth do cope with hard leather cloths like this?Dnt you like air?

hat,hard jeans, coat abi jacket then the shoe . I wonder how you walk with such heavy cloths.

I once wear Sumthing like this during my ss3, when baggy was hot cake,timberland etc.to be Frank it was mre suffer than swag,you culd feel the pains of the hard jeans btween ur legs.

When I later got home n remove my cloths,mehn my dikkkk n ballss were almst done,was slippery n oily due to xcess heat,my thigh was red.

Infact it was hell in a cell,only then I knew that some of this swag guys are really suffering Jst to impress

Francis95:
Had a good time with ma hommies...

Wait ohh!! Is it in this hot Nigerian weather that you are wearing all this!!

wonders are many on earth and the greatest of them is man.

How on earth do cope with hard leather cloths like this?Dnt you like air?

hat,hard jeans, coat abi jacket. I wonder how you walk with such heavy cloths.

kennysbst:
OP you shouldn't have gave up because u never knw how many lives you have changed so far.

Am presently HNDll student,while I learnt a lot frm u cos I had a course mate I was dating in class presently which am abt to call the relationshp a quit. I fell in luv with her cos of her personality but never knew she could be using me as financial boy friend.

I came to realize her father never bother abt her education due to his polygamous home.U can imagine a father sending her daughter account number while in class receiving lecture to contribute to his birthday party since all his children did same thing.

Believe me I never had anything with her cos it was contrary to my believe but I gave her every of my support but to my greatest surprise,there was a day I was sick while I called her,she took long b4 she show up and with a drug which I used. during her stay with me. she received a call a promise to show up while I was even joking dat so u are leaving me with my illness for another guy and she said she only wanted to attend to her room mate.

After some minutes she lift I was feeling board because I hate staying alone but I was back on my feet.I decided to pay her a surprise visit since have gained my strength.

Guess what she wasn't at her hostel,I called her phone number while I pretended as if I was still on the bed.she picked my called and said she is still inside her hostel and b4 I asked next question she cut the call and after rejecting another calls frm me,she later switch off her phone.now I realise that was a strategy.I wanted to be sure while I decided to check her frm her friend hostel but on my way I saw her with a guy with a native dress and cap from faraway.she could not hide but she felt like disappearing from my sight while I walk towards them and pretended I had nothing or even know her b4,she greeted me and asked abt my health as if am just a common man on the street.

Sincerely it a along story but now I realised that, you trying to assist someone does not mean you will be loved by them.

She pleaded after returning bck. Due to the lost I have for her I forgave her but I cult her again and this time was on her phone.

I could have loved to write more but am not a good writer.

Guy write it for us,whether correct English broken or constructed English Jst open thread.

Bt my fear is I too knw guys,who will jump from the story to look for mistakes,error or fiction.

Write and send the thread we will all join the train

Y

Here cums Op.

Op leta change and become this.

See Hw Op looks now!!

Tell me why Andy no go vex,if Op be lik this!!

Op and Andy

Chai Andy u suffer

thatsincerechic:
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Now I am tired...
Just as many of you have taken your time to read this story so have i taken my time in writing it. I cannot please you... I am not writing this story to satisfy your sexual urge(this is to those that are only concerned about Bleep)
I started out with a good intention of narrating my story to many out there who are going through what I went.. I wanted them to learn from this.
Now to those who want a summary, this is a story, stories are usually long narratives. Pls have it in mind that as I post comments I also see comments on this thread.. Majority of which are of obscene thoughts and it's a big distraction to me... Now do this
Imagine you were with friends, or should I say students whatever setting you wanted, and you were telling your story and some are throwing one or two sentence which is totally out of order, not what you have in mind because it is not what you experienced. Now how would you feel
To those that say I was running out of lies because I haven't mentioned the part where I had sex, pls bridle your tongue because You can not tell my story for me.
And to those who say they are bored with the story, just as you are bored, I am also bored because I was no longer seeing reasonable comments as I progressed and i am pretty sure that majority of those that tarried along up till this point are those that are eager to read and enjoy the sex scene. Well, I am sorry to disappoint you, I didn't start my story to ENTERTAIN but rather to ENLIGHTEN you on what is going on in our society.
To those saying I was making the stories shorts so i could garner pages, well sorry to say this but I think you are myopic, if you religiously followed from the beginning you would see comments on when I said I was at work.
And to the young man, that asked me why I Did not type everything out in a computer and uploaded all once instead, well you see sir, I started this story after a thought came to my mind, I was so motivated that I decided to register as a member on nairaland because I have always been a visitor on nairaland and this is my first topic on nairaland. I actually thought I could tell it peaceful as it progressed and not to be confused at the long run by many of you who wanted a different story.

Since you are not patient enough to know how I used what i had to get what I wanted.... You would probably never know.

My experiences are my precious moments because they shaped me into what I am today, and I won't have it altered because I want to tell a story on nairaland.

At this junction I drop my pen!

# walks out of thread*******

Biko!!!!!

Please cum back am begging you.

Please do not use one or two persons to judge the rest.

Biko Please eh,let us have the story.

Op I also want to let u knw that u r in a forum, u hv to xpect good,bad n ugly post.

If you could endure as ur story tells,why gv up on Jst comment.

Op Biko u told us how u use to hold bck ur tears,u fight bck ur emotions. Please I need you to do it here for me and to others who wnt the story.

Please prove to us that u cn really endure as ur story says.

Op wen u watch movie Dnt u use to b lik,why is Jim iyke too harsh on this girl na.I cnt date guy lik this.

Biko!!!! I knw am not andy

thatsincerechic:
I was out of Andy's house, out on the road with my luggage and headed for Amaka's place. This time, Amaka was home and said I could come even though I told her I was coming with my luggage.
I could not believe Andy would do that to me, I wondered why he would do what he did. I could still remember the last moment with him, his exact words.
Back in Andy's place, while I was busy arranging my things, Andy had stood up, walked towards me, stood behind me and said...
"Bad luck leave, please just go and don't forget to give my keys to the barber outside as soon as you've packed up your things and locked up my door" and then he left the house.
'Bad luck' kept ringing in my head.. as paused for a while and watched him leave.
"Well people change and that's in the past" , I said to myself and continued trekking with my luggage, I was almost close to the road and hoping I would get a bike soon because I was getting tired.
I wondered at how I was so quick to put what had happened between I and Andy in the past, I marvelled at how strong I was getting and how I could easily control my emotions because I could not remember the last time I cried....

To me Andy try,like Criously the guy try.cuz like me Hw cn I look at girl pant n bra in the same room for full semester.

Andy really try very very unlike a guy.

To me the guy is not a bad person,being that he spoke his mind,to be Frank with you some guys culd hv drug you or talk u to sexxx.

Someone like me am very very good at talking a girl to sex,the worst is if u let me touch evn ur dress not body.

To me Andy try so much.truly guys don't play with sex.

uncjay:
In that case her letter wasn't compassionate enough or it just does not show she had no choice, anyone in op's shoes would not have at first consider it that she had no choice but she just wanted to get rid of her, no doubt the op will definitely beg her, she should still do that and maybe later she could take a decision and let the disadvantaged know that she could not stand her that's why she had to do what she did. Fair enough.

Let's say u wnt to get rid of someone.

Will you leave you apartment to another Jst cuz u wntd to get rid of the person.

Rita gave ha the idea of both of them paying the rent,meaning Rita wntd to stay wit Op.

What culd be more passionate, if Rita cnt even face Op,only to giving a letter to gv to ha plus 3k abi 5k.

Facing someone n giving the person breaking news culd b hard u knw.

All am saying here is this Dnt only judge Rita,Bt also remember that Op culd hv bin in a mess,either rape,beaten or even killed,if Rita was not their at that moment.

Culd Op had gone bck to that guy he met in uncompleted building, Op culd hv bin pregnant.

Also remember that Op didn't see Andy for sum days.Whr culd Op live or sleep after she left the guy he met in uncompleted building.

When considering all this Rita is the best so far.

anonimi:
I thought the OP was cleaning and cooking for her, not so

Does cleaning and cooking pay 94k?

Wen Op entered Rita's house the 1st day,she said it was clean and beautiful, meaning Rita was always cleaning n washing.meaning without Op Rita will still b doing dat.



The meals,dresses etc.

uncjay:
Bros I agreed with you 100%...but if only you read me well you'd discover that there's an underlining tone when I used "wicked manner".....if her reputation serves her right just as you painted, she could atleast told to be ready to leave or find an accommodation as she would require money to pay for the rent, knowing the op is incapacitated, instead of sending her out unaware.....that's crude if u ask me

I blv she did dat,knwing she culd nt stand ha pity.

The money Rita for tp showed she ha no option than to do this.

I feel Rita culd nt stand ha face of sorrow,that why she had to even gv security to gv ha.

Who knows Op culd hv bin crying n begging Rita,Rita culd nt stand saying no to ha.Bt if Rita say yes.Whr will the money cum from for both of them to live their.

uncjay:
" sorry I left your luggage with the gateman. I have a new Roomie who is coming to stay next week****** cos you can no longer stay with me ****I need the cash too you know, you will find N3000, use it as cab fare (no insults intended) Rita".


Indeed! No insult intended....after she send you out in such wicked manner.....abeg wich insult pass this one.

Guy that's not insult.

Let's be real,how do u xpect Rita to pay the rent.

From Wat we read,the Op live 100% on Rita,from cloths to food,shelter.Wat else do u think a human can do without demanding for anything.


If only Op was able to pay, Bt ha condition was critical.

To me I don't blame Rita or Op.Bt to me Rita ha to look for resources to pay the rent.

She even gv Op 3k,wich Op rejected.to me is wrong for Op to hv rejected that.

A person who harbour you for that long,without getting anything in return,the Op should hv known dat sooner or later the resources of the habourer will b exhausted .since it was divided into 2.

And besides if u knw hw girls treat their fellow girl u will knw Rita really tried,do u knw Wat it means for a girl to let a girl wear ha dress.

to me op should even tnk Rita for everything

skedy1:
Late comer!!!!!

Ur rite

thatsincerechic:
I can't say everything that happened word for word.. In school the same day Andy had complained about trying to reach me on my line.. I got a small Nokia touch light phone from a course mate. If I needed to include that, then I needed to include the character, the good samaritan. So you see, I only mention those who really had a great impact in my life. I hope you understand.

Op I think you need to include everybody,to avoid questions n mke use comprehend the story.

Even does you greet in the morning include them.

thatsincerechic:
After i got back from class the Thursday afternoon I met Andy, Rita was home reading, I greeted her but there was no response. I called out her name and greeted for the second time and she finally replied with
"fine.. Welcome" which was not audible enough but I guessed those were her words because I read her lips. The rest of the day was painfully slow and i wished the next day would come sooner so I could go for lectures.
When it was almost eight in the evening, I could not bear the silence any longer, told Rita I was going into the school campus to read in one of the lecture halls, she nodded and then I took my books and left.
Back at the lecture Hall, I was finding it difficult to comprehend anything I read, the next course was the worse, even my most favourite course was so boring to me and then I gave up on reading and slept all through the night.
As early as five in the morning, I was out of campus, headed straight to Rita's apartment, opened the door from the outside, found her sleeping when I was inside,cleaned up, got dressed and took my writing materials and left the house by 7am even though the first lecture for that day was scheduled for 11am.
I met Andy after classes, he reminded me about his birthday party which was the next day, I noted and left.
Not long after I met Andy, my mother called to know how I was faring. I wanted to say a lot, tell her I was dying inside, that I was in pains, I was depressed but I thought it wouldn't make any difference So i told her I was having accommodation issues, I couldn't hide it any longer. I narrated the whole Rita accommodation brouhaha to her of which we finally concluded she was going to talk to Rita on the phone as soon as I got home.
I was finally home, tired and Worried. Rita was out, the pots in the kitchen were empty and i was very hungry. I opted for cornflakes only to realise that all her provisions were missing and the only thing I saw was my custard which I bought for that semester.
I sigh deeply, stood on the spot for a long time before deciding on having custard and then I slept.
I woke up in the middle of the night, Rita was not back still. I woke up again by 3am still no sign of her. I had made sure I removed my keys from the keyhole so she could open the door from outside instead of waking me up. When I was finally awake by 6am, I became worried, called her mobile line severally but there was no response.
Andy's birthday started at exactly 12pm like he said it would. Guests kept coming till past 2pm, the whole place was filled up with our course mates, friend's of his, and some of his relatives.
There was plenty of food, alcoholic and none alcoholic drinks, there was indeed merriment in the air and soon enough I forgot about all my problems.
The party ended by 6 pm and i left for Rita's place only for me to meet a big package awaiting me. As soon as I got to the entrance of the building of Rita's apartment , I saw a luggage at the security post In my subconscious mind, walked past only for me to turn back after I had taken few steps because the luggage look like it was mine. I got back to the security post to confirm it was mine, I was baffled when I realised the bitter truth. The security man was trying to tell me some things but I was too shocked to listen, I rushed upstairs, knocked on Rita's door, there was no response so I decided to use my keys, only for me to find out that the lock had been changed. I was transfixed, staring at the door, I felt light weighted and for a moment thought I was going to faint...

Op am now confused.

Ur early story said u sold ur only phone for 5k.

So which phone u take receive you mama call.

Cuz it cnt b Andy,from ur story and it can't be Rita.

So how phne take enter ur hand

Marizu:
Great teacher...u say "you can use got off"...not "you an use got off"

as if you did not know that the "highlighted" in the story was a typo error.

Thnk you Bros, I like ur reply

Some ppl cn be useless, instead of the guy to read the story he is busy looking of silly mistakes

Kam0007:
I READ THROUGH YOUR KING-CRAP BUT THE ONE CONCLUSION THAT I HAVE COME AT IS THAT YOU HAVE A MENTALLY CONSTIPATED MIND - IN A VERY CHRONIC WAY. NOW HERE'S HOPING YOU GET TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THAT IN THE FASTEST TIME -IT'LL AID YOUR LIVING.
AND NOW AS TO DATA BUNDLE OR THE PHONE, I ACTUALLY STOLE THE PHONE AND I'M ABOUT TO SAY THAT SENTENCE AGAIN "IT'S THE DEVIL'S WORK". THEY' GON' CATCH ME LIKE AGAIN.
BUT REALLY? YOU UNDERSTOOD NOT A THING I WROTE BEFORE YOU QUOTED ME AS SAYING.

I dnt k Wat Eva u wanna say

Gv the poor girl a break,let ha rest.she is a human lik u.

If u cnt get the full gist today, 2mr is anoda day. You cn still steal the phne 2mr,for nw go n return it before u get caught n steal bck 2mr.

DENJIZZY:
are u saying OP is copying from a novel

No

Meant you didn't follow up

Kam0007:
YOU WRITE VERY WELL, PERFECT ARTICULATION I MUST APPLAUD, BUT I STILL CAN'T FEED MYSELF WITH ANSWERS AS TO WHY YOU CHOSE THIS RATHER IDIOTIC PATTERN, MAKING IT TO LAST FOR MORE PAGES THAN USUAL AND THE SUSPENSE YOU INJECT INTO IT IS JUST NOTHING SHORT OF PERFECT BULL.
TYPE EVERYTHING ON YOUR COMPUTER IF YOU HAVE THINGS AS LARGE AS THIS, CUT OUT THOSE ONES THAT AREN'T TOO VITAL TO YOUR STORY AND SEND EVERYTHING TO YOUR PHONE BEFORE YOU CREAT A THREAD.
I HAVE FOLLOWED YOUR STORY RIGHT TO THIS STAGE AND I HAVE MADE AN EXECUTIVE DECISION OF NOT GOING BEYOND. I WON'T GO ON LIKE IF THEY WERE PAGES OF THE BIBLE. I NO MORE CARE HOW IT ENDS.
MY BEST WISHES.

Y not chill till the end.

Or go get data or abi u borrow phone?

why not let ha be,she started this on ha own,you did tell ha to strt this,so chill

khalebzy:
Seriously OP i have Lost interest in your fiction Story

Back forward to where you said "You started feeling Hot Liquid rolling down your Vjayjay" After that, what happens next uh
You bumped into another paragraph just so quick, without concluding what later happened in the Formal.
Please stop being Nollywoodistic

I dont Know if im the only person feeling Pissed off now about this write up.
Well if you do, you can simply Hit the Like col. Below


#Spits&andWalksOutOfThread

Criously u are not following

Read ha Nxt story after d hot liquid,you will see Whr she join the story.

Is like you don't read novel,cuz if u do.you will know some part can be found in Nxt chapter.

This is why mst student fail xams,you were busy looking for beeping and 4gt to follow up.

swaggprofessor:
I dedicate my dick to u. if u feel say u spoil gv me ur bbm contact or whatsapp make I spoil u d more with my giant 3rd leg. I rest my case.

Haha!! Lol

Oh narialand what a funny place.

U nid to see Hw mad I am wit laf.

Guy u r nt Jst funny Bt made of funny.

Dedicating dick? lwkmd