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RomanceRe: Problems Only Handsome Guys Will Understand by marlvis(f): 9:07pm On Apr 26, 2016
Shamstiel:
I'd say i'm a pretty handsome guy, and girls tell me so so i have no reason to argue.
but I did notice that it only started later in my life, i guess i matured well idk.
Plus i work out more, eat healthier and dress better than I used to, so i'm sure that makes a difference.
So I have noticed a stark difference in the way i'm treated (remember i live in the US so it may be different for US readers)

1. Gays- Gay men stare at men the way men stare at women. It's annoying and infuriating and makes me want to fight but I'm not an idiot so i refrain. Either way the worst part about it is gay men staring or trying to talk to you. So when a guy you think is straight glances at your arm or chest. Abomination

2. Older Women - Older women are pushy and aggressive and don't know when to turn it off. The worst part is the boldest ones are the ugliest more condemned cargo. You have a flock of obasanjo looking women constantly making you uncomfortable. The worst is they're openly biased towards you and will talk about you to everyone creating a lot of awkward tension and unwanted attention.

3. Assumed to be a player - Women assume you're a player for no reason. They'll take you less seriously and question your motives the whole time.

4. Jealous Men - The most women think im handsome the more men want to fight or beef me. They constantly think I'm trying to compete with them, and CONSTANTY beefing and fighting are key. What makes it worst is a lot of their girlfriends will try to give them an impression that they like you so that their boyfriend can fight you and she can feel like he loves her more. Men become more preoccupied with you and your motives and life becomes more dramatic and complex.

5. Being called gay- The stereotype in the US is if you're an attractive well dress man you're gay as Americans expect their men to be simple dressers and not good looking.

6. Attracting useless women - Sure you attract more girls, but with the quantity comes a drop in quality. You'll constantly run into useless superficial women with no substance while the ones with substance are not phased or impressed by your looks.

7. Amebor- Everyone's in your business and wants to know who you're sleeping with.

8. Voltrons - You get women that you don't want that won't leave you alone no matter what. They'll stalk your facebook liking everything you do, constantly talk about you, and acting like you're their best friend. A lot of them will being acting like they're your best friend before they tell you their name. You can always find these if they use your name in every sentence while talking to you.

9. Women playing games with your name- lastly, women will use your name to play games. If you joke with one she'll tell everyone you were flirting with her. If you flirt with her she'll tell everyone you guys were 'talking' or 'had something'. If you sleep with one girl, any girl you like they will tell that one girl that you slept with the previous girl. They'll gossip with your name to build themselves up and to tear down your chances with other women out of jealousy.

Cc:lalasticlala
I totally agree with u on number 3 ..u see most girls think the cuter the guy is, the more chances of getting heart broken and other girls won't just leave ya guy alone some would even go as far as snatching him from but I don't blame them hu no like better thing ......the fact is the cuter the guy is the more trouble and worries u get ...for me I rather stay with an average looking guy than to kill my self with one prince charming. ...abeg I no want stress ...
by the way..ya not looking bad...@ pic oo
RomanceRe: Problems Only Handsome Guys Will Understand by marlvis(f): 8:56pm On Apr 26, 2016
Shamstiel:
I'd say i'm a pretty handsome guy, and girls tell me so so i have no reason to argue.
but I did notice that it only started later in my life, i guess i matured well idk.
Plus i work out more, eat healthier and dress better than I used to, so i'm sure that makes a difference.
So I have noticed a stark difference in the way i'm treated (remember i live in the US so it may be different for US readers)

1. Gays- Gay men stare at men the way men stare at women. It's annoying and infuriating and makes me want to fight but I'm not an idiot so i refrain. Either way the worst part about it is gay men staring or trying to talk to you. So when a guy you think is straight glances at your arm or chest. Abomination

2. Older Women - Older women are pushy and aggressive and don't know when to turn it off. The worst part is the boldest ones are the ugliest more condemned cargo. You have a flock of obasanjo looking women constantly making you uncomfortable. The worst is they're openly biased towards you and will talk about you to everyone creating a lot of awkward tension and unwanted attention.

3. Assumed to be a player - Women assume you're a player for no reason. They'll take you less seriously and question your motives the whole time.

4. Jealous Men - The most women think im handsome the more men want to fight or beef me. They constantly think I'm trying to compete with them, and CONSTANTY beefing and fighting are key. What makes it worst is a lot of their girlfriends will try to give them an impression that they like you so that their boyfriend can fight you and she can feel like he loves her more. Men become more preoccupied with you and your motives and life becomes more dramatic and complex.

5. Being called gay- The stereotype in the US is if you're an attractive well dress man you're gay as Americans expect their men to be simple dressers and not good looking.

6. Attracting useless women - Sure you attract more girls, but with the quantity comes a drop in quality. You'll constantly run into useless superficial women with no substance while the ones with substance are not phased or impressed by your looks.

7. Amebor- Everyone's in your business and wants to know who you're sleeping with.

8. Voltrons - You get women that you don't want that won't leave you alone no matter what. They'll stalk your facebook liking everything you do, constantly talk about you, and acting like you're their best friend. A lot of them will being acting like they're your best friend before they tell you their name. You can always find these if they use your name in every sentence while talking to you.

9. Women playing games with your name- lastly, women will use your name to play games. If you joke with one she'll tell everyone you were flirting with her. If you flirt with her she'll tell everyone you guys were 'talking' or 'had something'. If you sleep with one girl, any girl you like they will tell that one girl that you slept with the previous girl. They'll gossip with your name to build themselves up and to tear down your chances with other women out of jealousy.

Cc:lalasticlala
I totally agree with u on number 3 ..u see most girls think the cuter the guy is the more chances of getting heart
RomanceRe: Shocked When I Saw My Bride Price List. by marlvis(f): 8:32pm On Apr 26, 2016
omega25red:
grin grin grin i guess you aint getting married this year after all grin grin grin
hahahahahaha funny u..
RomanceRe: I Know I Am Cute,please Stop Sending Me Pms! (message To Nairaland Girls) by marlvis(f): 8:25pm On Apr 26, 2016
angry undecided attention seeker ..........

common get lost!!!!
RomanceRe: I Know I Am Cute,please Stop Sending Me Pms! (message To Nairaland Girls) by marlvis(f): 8:25pm On Apr 26, 2016
angry undecided attention seeker ..........

common get lost...
RomanceRe: Sister Mary Won Kill Me(pic) by marlvis(f): 8:19pm On Apr 26, 2016
kingsleyAba:
I just return from church..... say make I try the number of one gal for church wen I d toast since n she d form sister Mary 4 m...she later gave m hr number today n I reach home call am she pick...she say she d lonely hv no place to go,I ask hr make i take hr out n she accept to meet at chicken fry..... nnaaaaaaaa I think say na meat pie n coke things b hr brand as e be church gal but this gal come order d whole restaurant finish na only I cream I order.....she chop fried rice,chicken,nkwobi,malt she chop reach 22k if no say holy spirit touch m n I carry my ATM card I for d wash toilet by now for restaurant, wetin vex m pass b say I no flirt with am or even toast hr well well cos angry n regret full my belle.na so she remember one of our Church member wedding she suppose go.......mtchewwwwww na m even discharge am say she b one chance
why are u lying ....or ya just dumb to spend 22k in this bad economic situation in Nigeria ....guy u dullllllllllllllooooo or na wash ...
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland 2016 :UNOFFICIAL Campaign Thread by marlvis(f): 7:55pm On Apr 26, 2016
sad una no get work ...abeg where my bottle of l****d. ....... am out of here..
BusinessRe: Court Freezes Ubah’s Capital Oil Accounts by marlvis(f): 5:43pm On Apr 16, 2016
modath:
Haaaaaaaaaa?? shocked shocked shocked , Do you know how many bank loans your largest oil distributor defaulted on? How many banks he helped crash? How many billions that AMCON has taken liability for?

You probably don't know since some of these things need mental exercise & it's not a beer parlour kind of gist!!!! undecided

Nigeria is a peculiar place, where when people's misadventures find them out, they proceed to play the VICTIM CARD!!

Gerrarahia with the persecution complex!!!!


*addendum*

All sane Igbo folks.... "Does being Igbo preclude debt repayment?

If the first step to business ownership is capital acquisition, (no pun intended) how then are other prospective entrepreneurs supposed to access the capital outlay when one individual thinks himself above conventional Law?

Does using government connection as a shield erase debt? No, it only postpones Judgement day (Pun now fully intended) cool
my guy u 100much .ur Brain is still very intact, unpolluuutteed thank you!!!!!!!!!!
BusinessRe: Court Freezes Ubah’s Capital Oil Accounts by marlvis(f): 5:37pm On Apr 16, 2016
tankara1010:
I warned about this to SE people....they will make sure that Billion worth of Sport Complex in SE doesn't happen. They are out to cut this Igbo man to size as the largest oil distributor in Nigeria...they have been plotting this! THERE YOU HAVE IT!

A lot of Nigerians are oblivious of the systematic marginalization of SE and SS. There is a reason why Onitsha, Calabar, Port Harcourt and Warri ports are not in operation or fully functional as Lagos ports despite SE and SS/energy companies accounting for nearly 70% of all imports. There is a reason why Enugu, Port Harcourt, Calabar, Asaba Airports are not as functional as Lagos, Abuja and Kano despite SE and SS accounting for nearly 75% of all international travels. Something is not right if you have conscience and ability to reason!

As I write now...Niger Delta is under attack by Nigerian Navy in the name of Fishing Out Militants!
https://www.nairaland.com/3051660/navy-launches-massive-operation-secure
my brother if u don't know the genesis of this issue, it would be better u sharrapppppppppppp
BusinessRe: Photos From Dangote's 59th Birthday Party In Edo State by marlvis(f): 8:44am On Apr 16, 2016
Calebosko:
babe i like u at pics n am sure ur ppusy go tyt
stupid child ....
BusinessRe: Photos From Dangote's 59th Birthday Party In Edo State by marlvis(f): 6:31pm On Apr 15, 2016
Calebosko:
I don ffuck that one for left before,her tototo tyt wela
y are u dreaming ...wake up dear this is reality..
RomanceRe: What Can You Say About The Pic?? True Or False by marlvis(f): 1:42am On Apr 15, 2016
cheesy I can't just stop laughing very funny ........

RomanceRe: Hey Come In 'n Drop Your Favourite Romantic Songs by marlvis(f): 6:11pm On Apr 14, 2016
embarassed mirrors by Justin Timberlake ....turn ya lights down low by Bob Marley ........etc
RomanceRe: Hey Come In 'n Drop Your Favourite Romantic Songs by marlvis(f): 6:09pm On Apr 14, 2016
embarassed mirrors by Justin Timberlake ....turn ya lights down low by Bob Marley ........
RomanceRe: Which Of These Did U Steal While Growing Up .... Photos by marlvis(f): 6:03pm On Apr 14, 2016
grin I had always been a saint ever since I was trash severally ..ever since then, I know say Jesus is lord and Mary is his mother .... ................


cha! milk and bornvita don do me something...
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by marlvis(f): 5:34pm On Apr 14, 2016
cheesy. any how sha am not old enough to contest for things like this ...........but how do u get ya money if u win...
CrimeRe: Baby Who Was Dumped In A Hole By His Parents Gets Rescued By Stranger. Photos by marlvis(f): 10:35pm On Apr 13, 2016
undecided no wonder some women don't have kids ...u can't eat ya cake and have it ...u gave birth to a child u cnt take care of so u decides to abandoned not caring if it survives or not and u expect God to give u more , make thunder fire u ......and I tot condoms existed .......





lubbish.... .
RomanceRe: 10 Signs A Lady Will Definitely Become A Runs Girl by marlvis(f): 10:23pm On Apr 13, 2016
grin. I agree with u bro but for number 8 & 9 ya saying trash ...
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Plus Size Lady & Her Man Goes Viral by marlvis(f): 10:18pm On Apr 13, 2016
some ops here are just talking trash ...he loves the lady not because of her size ...or her hideous legs but because he knows that she is the one his missing rib and he saw something in her that he has never seen in those thin sexy looking girls out there ...that's where the youths of 21 century gets it wrong love is not about the physical appearance because when he or she gets old the beauty fades away ...so are u gonna continue loving him or her then?




and besides beauty is in the hand of the beholder .....
RomanceRe: Caitlyn Jenner “regrets Transformation”; Will Become A Man Again Soon by marlvis(f): 9:59pm On Apr 12, 2016
cheesy haha I laugh in Spanish..
RomanceRe: She Broke Up With Me Because...... by marlvis(f): 9:39pm On Apr 12, 2016
lilzcee:
cheesy is a song
grin oh I see
RomanceRe: She Broke Up With Me Because...... by marlvis(f): 9:27pm On Apr 12, 2016
undecided I didn't get a sh**t from this post....wat dah f**k are u saying mennn
RomanceRe: Aisha Slapped Me With Her Boobskie Just Because I Mistakenly Kissed Her [pics] by marlvis(f): 9:06pm On Apr 12, 2016
fairlyusedpant:
As a very good bad guy wey i be na, i was just on my own ooo,,, doing my thing as usual, so they finally brought the light and i started watching walking dead season 22 when aisha called me, and told me to come over that she wants me to keep her company...

So as usual na, i went to the bathroom to take my bath, and i brushed my teeth, and combed my hair, then i wore a clean cloth, a white shirt with a jean and timberlake snikers to match, then i went out on the street to board a bus, i paid 250 to her house, you know say fuel no dey.. So when i got to her house, i knocked at the door, and she opened the door and was happy to see me, then when she hugged me, my lips mistakenly touched her own, and i noticed she was not happy with it, so she told me to sit down on the couch let her bring something for me, when she brought the thing, which was fried rice and chicken, she bent down to drop it on the table and immediately i saw her milking industry, so flat like my frying pan, then she saw one white something on my head, when she tried to remove it, her boobs mistakenly slapped my face, ha. Na xo my kini decided to praise tha lord, and i started to....

















I started to tell her that this things you are doing is not good oo, she said she was sorry, that it won't repeat itself again, i said alright, then we did some praise and worship and some prayers, then i left.....
t


Pics no gree upload, my memory card don corrupt...
. this is wat happens when u just wanna be notice u write and post the next rubbish that comes from ya f**k up brain....
FamilyRe: Where Did You Meet Your Spouse by marlvis(f): 12:57am On Apr 12, 2016
grin
englishmart:
I met my babe in bet9ja office. She went to cash the 12million naira she won
olé...
CelebritiesRe: Oge Okoye Finds Love Again (photo) by marlvis(f): 8:27pm On Apr 11, 2016
cheesy

BusinessRe: Shade Okoya And Her Husband, Rasaq, Step Out In Style by marlvis(f): 5:13pm On Apr 11, 2016
wink. money,money,money










well happy married life with ya grand pa
BusinessRe: Shade Okoya And Her Husband, Rasaq, Step Out In Style by marlvis(f): 5:11pm On Apr 11, 2016
smiley wink. money money money



well happy married life with ya grand pa.....
CelebritiesRe: David Nnaji And Jodie Welcome Baby Boy (photos) by marlvis(f): 5:07pm On Apr 11, 2016
Fourwinds:
heheheheheeee... U no know how to do d thing? Girls always looking innocent when it comes to who does d thing and dem like am well well ...smh
common....nnnn because other girls are doing ..doesn't mean every girl is into it...
EducationRe: Uniport Protest: Police Kills Student by marlvis(f): 5:01pm On Apr 11, 2016
cry Jesus,Mary and Joseph God what's happening in Nigeria ..we are complaining of no light ,no fuel,no anything ...and now they are killing innocent souls .....



God have mercy ...and help us oh lord




Amen....
CelebritiesRe: David Nnaji And Jodie Welcome Baby Boy (photos) by marlvis(f): 4:51pm On Apr 11, 2016
Fourwinds:
which kind free.. She chop d banana before marriage.. She couldnt resist d appeal..
grin hu go fit resist am....



expect me tho...I no no how to do that thing...



am a child of God
CelebritiesRe: David Nnaji And Jodie Welcome Baby Boy (photos) by marlvis(f): 4:51pm On Apr 11, 2016
Fourwinds:
which kind free.. She chop d banana before marriage.. She couldnt resist d appeal..
grin hu go fit resist am....



expect me tho...I no no how to do bad thing...
CelebritiesRe: David Nnaji And Jodie Welcome Baby Boy (photos) by marlvis(f): 4:50pm On Apr 11, 2016
Fourwinds:
which kind free.. She chop d banana before marriage.. She couldnt resist d appeal..
grin hu go fit resist am....



expect me tho.....am a child of God...

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