₦airaland Forum

CFCfan:
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my sweetheart when are you coming to marry me?

Gelengelen:
anytime i hear of women wahala i always run with my leg touching my head.

abeg come and marry me joor

Just let your friends meet them so they can stop disturbing you.

XBLadez:
She's ugly

she has talent and thats something we are all sure you dont have

viickerz:
Who deflowered this fat pig

Some men can fvck anything with a hole, including a gun

and who is that useless man who bleeps that unfortunate fat pig that gave birth to you?

Smile4mee01:
I am a little depressed now. i came here to seek counsel. i am 31 yr old male, works in a bank. have my own apartment and car, Quite comfortable. i am not and never have been in a very serious relationship. the few ones i tried never just works out. most times the ladies dont measure up, the few ones that did measure up were so much in a hurry to marry (maybe because they were older than i was sha)

my friends too wonder, they say with my status ladies should be all over me. they say i dont take them serious. i am not gay and wil never be.

i agree my job leaves me little room to go out because i work almost every day. in fact in a whole month i have just 2 free weekends. 2 days out of which i still go to work.

is there something i can do to be in a healthy relationship. i desire to have a balance.

Thanks in anticipation

uncle unfortunately u have a spiritual wife keeping you to herself i dey joke o anyway i think its destiny that you posted this on Nairaland because i think you are my husband. oya let me take you to Mama Adaku for zobo and pepper soup...let me take you to Maiduguri on top of a cow oya my baby let me love you.

cutieme:
what of me?I need it too o

they said u don marry already and you have 5kids

400billionman:
Yes, he looks like your father.

papa 400billionman is this you?

elebua:
I studied Mathematics education here in Nigeria(Bed).Does that mean that I must undergo a further study, at least one year in South Africa to obtain a South African certificate equivalent before I could get a teaching job in SA?

if you marry me i will even give u citizenship

drtwist:
Let me book space because na this kind mumu post they quick hit from page

Alia jobless youth.

i hope after this he tuns into a ritualist so he can kidnapped your sister and sell her body parts for money instead idiooot!

if he comes to marry me i can be his roommate

He looks like an igbo man

Be honest

Justin or idomie

Heymus did you get this your list from Disney or Nickelodeon?

HenryDion:
Don't act cruel to them. Just make them understand the reason why u are afraid of selling on credit. If that business fail, they will blame it on ur inefficiency without blaming themselves for patronizing u on credit. At this beginning stage, u need to have a cold heart until u have balance well to sell on credit. Wishing u more customers who are willing and able to pay.

thank you so much

Ceefix:
but his friend will not do all these so what is d point

im just clowning joor

teddybear007:
Pls be careful and never u try to mix biz with pleasure. U can be friends but let her knw dat wen it comes to biz, there is a boundary u can’t cross. With her type of behaviour u will be on a long thing if u eventually give her d bag without full payment cos she don imagine wetin she go use d bag do wen she has not paid yet. sentiment in biz pulls people down. Gracias.

wise words thank you girl.

christinie:
She won't pay you. She isn't the paying type. Choose between keeping your bag and losing the parasite friend or giving her the bag and losing the money.

lol @ parasite friend. You really have got me thinking

HenryDion:
Don't give her that bag without her paying in full. You are still a novice, u need balance before selling on credit. When it comes to biz, i have no brother or sister talk of friend.

Thank you so much, sometimes its hard to deal with close people because creating boundaries with them at times can feel like you are betraying them or you have no trust in them at all. I might have to train myself to be more like you.

I know i always clown around but this is a very serious matter so please if you not here to advise you better waka exit this thread, thank you.


I started my own little business as a graduate student, since i couldnt find a job to do part time. So i sell bags and other beauty accessories. A particular friend of mine which i met years back wanted to buy a particular travel handbag from me. At first she asked if she could get it and then pay me after 6months when she got money. Since i obviously was still a novice at the game i couldnt afford doing that and i told her i get her the bag for her in 6months when she had the money.
Months later after i got new stock she came back with another proposal that she would pay in 2months half and half because she really liked the bag. As a friend i eventually agreed and she even pleaded for a small discount since we are friends.
I only agreed to keep it and give her when she makes the first instalment. I started having problems when she gave excuses at the end of every month. This month it would be im behind on rent, next month it would my mother got sick and the next one it was her brother's school fees.
She didn't want to pay 1/2 the price but she kept insisting that i give her the bag and she would pay the next month. After 5months of all the wahala she eventually came to me with with 1/4 of the price and insisted that i gave her the bag and she would pay the rest next month.
I told her it wasnt the intial agreement but if she gave me the 1/4 i would definitely keep the bag for her and as soon as she make pays the other 3/4 she would definitely get the bag. Month end is here and the story has changed, she insisted on paying me by beginning of the next month but she has not stopped disturbing me that she needs the bag urgently because she has to travel home this weekend. She even discussed sending her younger brother to come fetch the bag for her today.
My problem is that i have not received full payment and with the way things are going now i feel like returning what she gave me already and tell her to come back next month when she has the full money, but im also torn between being a good friend and just trust she will pay first thing next month and give her the bag so she can travel home with it.

If anyone has ever been in the predicament how have you handled it? Be it with a friend or family. Mature, candid advice needed.

We will do introductions
After introductions we will do bride price
After bride price we will do party
After party we will do final family and bridal unveiling
After family intro we will do another party
After party we will do customary wedding
After customary wedding we will have celebration
After celebration we will do church wedding
After church wedding we will do after party
After party we will do court wedding
After court wedding we will do after party
After party we will go to honeymoon
After honeymoon we will have honeymoon celebration
After honeymoon celebration we will move to Dubai
After we move to Dubai he will buy me Ferrari




If not, i will seduce his friend to marry me no jokes

koyyess:
Witch! You are lucky I'm just seeing this. Jobless she goat.

this your spiritual spouse's stubbornness no be small.

Issokay

Antoinne:
Firstly i had to put that in quote; take it i didn't say it. Isn't it just irritating, unrefined and reminiscent of all that is mucous and phlegmy, that word, "Hian!"?
Who started this thing and why has it become so commonplace among the female folk in Nigeria?

It would seem to me that the people who use this word are from the very backwaters of the Nigerian society.

its short for Hiding Inside _Anus Now

Vanquay:
She's an American and my few family members in Nigeria are Elites. There's something about you.................

i didn't know Ibadan was in America

i asked a question. is she not part of the general public in Nigeria?

Vanquay:
what's your beef with me? . You are desperate, rude and uncouth .

Vanquay:
Locals. The illiteracy in Nigeria is quite sickening. Even a 10yr old elite is smarter than the general public

even 10yr old is smarter than you mama in Nigeria? haaaa!

Taylor86:
Nonsense

u and timaya should try other way of making ursef popular

u were raped today u wrote song today went to studio today now ur song is online same day

stop embarrassing Timaya

like he's not man enough

If i Taylor86 rape u,with all my muscles and strength

After taking my viagra and anafralin

may ur TOTO R.I.P in advance

when it happens to your sisters and daughters may their totos rest in peace.

dancok:
u are ugly,I know it.

no thats you, you are the ugly one who depends on someone's skin to give you better looking kids i can't even call it low self-esteem, your own is no self-esteem at all

Enoquin:
How is a husband scolding the wife a tit for tat?

she did something bad and he does something in return. You can always talk to each other in a calm manner with love and understanding like two adults.

They dont have husbands thats why, why will you go to a sport game and spend 95% of the time reading other people's msgs?

If the number was saved as nancy how did they get to know his real name and the phone number? I believe the phone only displayed the name which the number was saved by.