₦airaland Forum

londongal03:
wtf! I need a gun...somebody give me a gun

remember to fetch the same gun and shoot yourself whenever you sin differently from them.

You look lovely but you may have to fix your hair-do the weft is too visible and the part is too wide. Anyway i hope you had a lovely day.

sonofananimal:
PEOPLE STILL DEY DATE NAIJA WOMEN AT THIS AGE TIME

your father did and unfortunately she ended up with a fool for a son.

cityAdventures:
Source: http://www.intercityadventures.com/20-things-i-discovered-while-travelling-across-america/

i have received annoiting oil to give you because you are my future husband. When can i spray it on you?

dancok:
Bro I believe u are of age, this is what happens when u like or date a flashy girl, they are not melt for one man, one just left my house on Thursday, they so demanded by other men, this one too claims she love me, if u see how she wash everything washable in my room apartment. I gave her 3k when she going, so bro u can't have them all, is either u do away with them or take them as ur cross to carry, for me I like flashy babe especially fair one and no other reason than I want my offspring to be pretty or handsome.

So brother, give her but let her know what u saw, and if u still feel her, continue d digging, they could be sweet sometimes. ENJOY LIFE WHILE IT LAST.

you hate yourself that much that you wouldnt want your own kids to look like you? Low self-esteem is a disease, you are willing to settle for less simply because you find you own skin unattractive. Let me weep for your life

hustla:

I swear to God she fine pass am x 500

even Mama Peace thinks her husband fine pass

I must relocate so i can use that toilet

astrodome:
Help!! Friends, family, former school mates and others are killing me with financial demands. Everyday I receive facebook (fb) messages, phone calls, email messages and messages from other communication avenues from family members, friends close and distant, school mates I have not seen in 20 years but with whom I reconnected on fb, and even random fb friends (meaning I do not know them personally but somehow we managed to be friends on fb). They all have the same story: please send me money, anything.

Each month I send nearly 3k to Nigeria and they keep asking for more.

Do they think I pluck money from trees in America?
Do they think every Nigerian in America is doing drugs or credit card fraud to make money?
Are they thinking that since Akin or Emeka made it in America (in many cases by selling drugs and doing credit card fraud), I should also make it and therefore be able to satisfy their unending demands?

How do I explain to them that I have bills (auto, mortgage, water-sewer, electricity, gas, phone, credit card) to pay. And then I have to run my family (of 4) and fuel 2 cars, and on top of that, I have to save also for the rainy day - for when kids get to college.

I am able to resist the random fb friends because I do not have any personal connection with them, but how do I scare the ones I know off without sounding rude and unhelping? I know that when you stop giving, you become an enemy.
Help! Before a fellow nairalander runs amock on the streets of America because of pressure from Nigeria

Just for disclosure: I am well-heeled in the US mid-upper middle class, earning a 6-figure pay, holds a PhD, and involved in R4D activities. But I live in a US city (name withheld) where mortgage payment alone takes 25% of my monthly income. So you can imagine that after paying all bills, I do not have tons of money left over to give out on frequent basis.

Please advise on how to handle this, Naija style . Thanks

You get PhD and you are still asking us jamb questions?
Change your phone number and ignore facebook messages.

Sunofgod:
Abeg - Send via 'Western Union' - my account has some overdraft issues at the moment.

Send me your account details including online logins, pins and password and I'll send the $20.

Once I've found a new job I'll confirm 'payday' with you,

Thanks in advance!

this yeye man don kee me wiv laughter

mormoni:
NO

if his family and her family come to him for financial assistance of some sort, na you go give am?

hustla:

Very ugly ooo

show us your sister and lets see if we will not die of heart attack

Otunba6:
We met few months ago, initially i did not want to date her because she's too flashy/fake for my liking. Gradually, she started proving me wrong by being a good and serious one. infact she stopped some of her fake attitude when i started complaining about it. To be sincere i really love her to the extent that i introduced her to my brother(something i dont normally do if i wanna do chop and clean mouth). Just few days ago she lost her phone and wanted me to help her buy a new one.

I bought the one she wants and gave it to her. she called me later in the evening that the one i bought comes with 16g and not 32gig as expected. I collected it back with the hope of returning it today. On checking the phone, i discovered she had forgot to sign out her facebook messager, badoo etc.

I was extremely shocked when i view some of her chats (both old and new ones) with random men. To cut the story short, she is a free giver and a LovePeddler in my own view.

Now i've exchanged the phone and she is coming to collect it tomorrow. i dont feel like giving her again, infact i hate her from that moment.

Guys, i need an unsuspicious method to make her leave me.

My God never disappoints. He don give you your match... Mr Ashawo and Miss Ashawo so why are you disappointed? May God continue to make sure your kind keeps wasting money on your kind IJN.

Let no decent woman fall in the trap of this man. May God continue to give you girls that only want to use you the same way you only want to use them. Shout Glory!

tosyne2much:
You are just an attention seeking nincompoop, and I trust that you are happy you were able to get my attention


That various species of males in your area have gotten under your kitty-cat does not give you the audacity to show your frustration.

Trading words with you is a degradation of self worth, and I guess it high time I stopped that.




Kindly swerve and ffck off my mention

why would i want the attention of a world class internet idiiot like you? your post applies to your mother 20times fold IJN

Brandnew2:
MarryMeee , you are not making any sense.

Just heed to correction and stop trolling.

i dont blame u. When others were in class u were busy hunting bushmeat, so it explains why you cannot comprehend simple english. Issokay

tosyne2much:
Fooool !!!!


You are a typical example of an ill-mannered and inconsequential lady... The fact that my thread hits you hard does not mean you should hit on my parents


If una no find husband now, una go dey run from one church to one herbalist


Don't even bother to reply or else, I will make you regret

Okay i take it your mother is a male virgin otherwise you would not have been offended by what i said. You are the fool, ita not offensive when directed to someone else's mother/sister/daughter but when its directed to your family u cry foul? He-goats roaming all over nairaland.
It applies to all your non-virgin family members IJN. Unless they are man disguised as ladies

Mprepz:
WAS ENJOYING HIS OWN NATIONAL CAKE

may your daughters become national cakes for every man to enjoy

tosyne2much:
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does your mama do all of the above? Im very convinced she is not a virgin

Brandnew2:
Read again.

"Tell your husband you cannot handle it anymore".

It is people like you who cause squabbles between families.

Did her post suggest she can't handle it?

She only sought ideas on better ways to"handle it"...

***
I'm beyond trading insults with one who is so desperate for a life partner to the point of showcasing it shamelessly here.

I dont trade insults with he-goats either but is this what you call the reaction of someone handling it

ogogoro: have told my husband that I am not prepared to house any more relatives from Nigeria if it is going to cause me more headache than peace of mind

When others were in class learning you were busying catching bushmeat outside. Now everyone on nairaland knows.

Brandnew2:
You are required to make suggestions and not give instructions.

the words "maybe you can discuss" sound like an instruction to you? God punish you and your english teachers.

Wroxxane:
This prayer is not applicable in this context. smart associates with smartness , If the lady in question assessed the situation well,she would not have gone on the trip in the first place. The day people start to think things through, the day the world becomes a better place

it definitely applies because what you wish upon someone's elses daughter should be applied to your own press down, shaken together running over seven times fold

You can make nice belt from it

Lies

tell your husband you cannot handle it anymore, maybe you guys can discuss that he moves in with someone else.

krazydave:
Lmao....... that girl shaa...
free trip to dubai and your saying no to sex
was she expecting a prayer counselling and deliverance session from the guy?

Yimu

may your daughters be treated in the same manner by men when they grow up. Shout amen

Hostermipo:
Tourist visa is what you need, because what they will be after most is if you have enough money that will sustain you through out your stay, but if you apply for business, you will have to produce some additional papers like, your business details, those you have in mind to do business with, and the details might be verified and many others. so I will suggest you go on tourist.

thank u i will do that

Which one is the easiest to use

Lexusgs430:
And how do you know your vagina is sweet?
Sweet and odourless or sweet and smelly?

bae told me is sweet na

“I am very ill now and I need money to treat myself. I also need cash to pay for my house rent, which is already due for payment. I asked him to assist me but he refused. I hope my plea would not be for nothing”

this sounds nothing like an apology to me, i dont blame Emmanuel.

Obascoetubi:
how do u know that ur vagina is sweet? hav u taste it?

he always shouts "Sweet Heaven" when we do the do

This is a thread to invite all men that are ready for marriage but have not met the right women go marry. Meet here and discuss your future plans. Share ideas on where to find these women to marry, make recommendations as well. Your wife might just be a few posts away. Oya lets start.If you found one share how you did it. We are here to help each other and make families.










NB: if you are not ready for marriage don't post here. We want serious minded people. No funny business.

KingTom:
Balogun na my new surname? Normal pills will help

lol no there is a user with the name. Thank you