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Wow

Oya sweet sexy guy come and whine it for me

I was shitting smoothly until i saw this just got constipated

FreeBSD:
Well my mother isn't fat. And I have no idea why she is still married. It's her choice

so your mother is the only fat woman that cannot be called fat?

FreeBSD:
Like any other woman she is, 50 or less. What is your mother's? 12 I guess

i said a scale between -100 and 0 and you go for 50, you clearly got your mother's brain. I can bet you $100 she never did anything sensible with her life, it explains why you think other women should be like her, thats all you have been surrounded with

FreeBSD:
I wonder how a girl will be born.. grow up into a teenager. Still grow up into a youth.. grow up into a woman.. grow up into wife and into mother without watching her weight!

And yet you see them fantasising about prince charming. The rich guy with 8 packs.. When their own stomach sef is bigger than our bag of rice. Any guy you see with fat lady dating or about marry has hidden agenda. There is no fvcking love for fat ladies. Even their vagina sef is very ugly and turns someone off. It remain small it should turn to river basin. Most of their bwess are flat and long. Ah ah. Very disgusting. It's not as if someone force them to be fat. Wait first..

1.) Fat women are mostly senseless. They are fat but their brain small. Majority fat ladies don't think. They just think everything must favor them because they know it cannot favor them.

2.) Fat ladies smell. Yes, many of them smell. Some will be fair skin their pussay will be black. Imagine. And they want prince charming with 8 packs.

3.) They make too much noise:- They shout too much in public. Always making noise. Local champions. You see them bullying slim girls.

4 ) They are frustrated

5.) Most cool men don't go to them so they are use and dump


Guys instead of dating fat ladies.. see, goto Lekki for Lagos, Wuse for Abuja, Bodija for Ibadan, Port-harcourt for Rivers.. you will find slim sexy ladies that even your fada will give you award when you bring her home. Not dem fat ladies person go dey carry spit for mouth if you look them

#FreeBSD

how fat is your mother ans why is she still married?

FreeBSD:
Sometimes I ask myself: Women here and there are clamouring for gender equality even when they know that there is no such thing.

Let's look at 5 reasons why there is no such thing as gender equality

1.) Women are confused:- Women don't know what they want. This has proven itself in many occasions. An average woman's IQ is less than 50 which is way below the average requirement of 85 in a standard adult. Now give a woman gender equality with such poor IQ, what is it going to be?

Take a look at linda Ikeji. Linda Ikeji threaten a male singer named wiz kid that she would use her media power to destroy his career and wiz kid on the other hand returned his own bit that he will assault her when he sees her. Now linda reported to the police claiming victimisation of women. Are you kidding me? And we are saying someone has an IQ of 50? It's 35 pls.

On a scale of -100 to 0 how low is your mother's IQ?

I will ask her where the washing machine is. If she does not have one, I will hiss at her and call her a foolish woman for opening her legs for a man who cannot buy her a washing machine. Whish kain nossess be dis?

KingJhean:
Why is it that fat girls don't lyk being told that they are fat, even if they know its the truth?

its the same way you are ugly and broke hurts naija guys even if its true

So long you keep treating women like commodities let them place a price tag. If you cannot afford it waka pass

Wadraj:
Lol.

But this your moniker, what inspired it?

marriage things

Wadraj:
I was about 8 years old when my mum hurriedly sent me on an errand and she instructed me to be back within 2 minutes. I wanted to pull an usain bolt, so I hastenly sped off bare footed and returned before a minute with a fullfiled mind,only to meet her at the door step, I was expecting at least a pat on the back but to my dismay na knock I chop.

"But I didn't play on the road now and you said I should hasten up" . I queried.

"Don't ever go out without your slippers again, you might get yourself injured"

Since then I always have my slippers on even in the compound.

do not injure yourself before i injure you

I was unfairly banned by a travel section moderator, most probably justwise, for breaking rule number 1. I do not remember ever creating an off topic thread in that section since the beginning of this year neither did i ever post something off topic on a thread in the travel section that deserves a 3months ban.

Maybe he got jealous that i like yellow paw paws and he isn't one and decided to ban me for no reason.Kindly ask him to go buy bleaching cream or forever hold his peace instead of banning me without justification.

I have contributed immensely to this forum and i believe i have a fair and just cause to have the unwarranted ban lifted so i can continue to contribute and participate in this lovely online community.

Thank you for your consideration Mr Fine Face Seun

SamsonJohn743:
Wtf What's colorism if I may ask?

did you send your dictionary on holiday?

SamsonJohn743:
Wtf
Bae you are Black racist#Never heard of that though

colorism not racism anyway my own na promotion of light skinned guys!


#TeamAlwaysLookingLikeHeJustTookAshower

naughtynaughty:
All d fair guys av dated has a fish brain..inshort cockroach brain. No more fair guys fr me, dy r overrated..wit small piepie @dat

uncle why are u using female moniker?

funlord:


I warned you about the effects of drinking excess _sperm! Now see what it has finally done to your logic? Sorry oh!!!

you see them? they always act like they grew up on a yam farm! Light skinned always look like they are coming out of a shower

Unless your want to end up like babe3, you should invest your time in light skinned guys.

mosiate:
Why are Most Young Nigerian Men Crazy About Going to the US?

If you ask guys between the ages of 16-25 the plans they have ahead in their lives, at least 80% of them will tell you they want to go to 'Yankee' and I still wonder why. Could someone tell me why?

fastest way to trick babes into marrying you na

Royat1:
please am about applying into university of regina for biochemistry .please how many weeks those it take to get admission from university of regina, is it hard to get admission into university of regina and how is the city of regina like in times of students jobs and d ppl

monthly costs for a single person arw about $1,012.95. You could rent a room from $500 per month.

I dont know about the admission process but all i know is if you enter Canada you must marry me.

Uncle Coogar come and teach me credit card fraud! Oloshi no get job! Oloshi foolish scammer! Oloshi with fish brain!

XBLadez:
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Bastard!

your village

As expected fellow fraudsters playing captain-save-a-fck-boy. God punish una!

officer: can i have your passport please?
Me: sure
Officer: what is the purpose of your travel?
Me: studying MSc ***** at ***** University
(But i was really thinking to myself, this worwor boi no fit read ehn, issokay i forgive you)
Officer: how long is the programme?
Me: 2years ( but uncle how e consign you)
Officer: do you have any relations in the country?
Me: no i don't ( na your papa,fool!)
Officer: okay, enjoy your studies *after scanning and stamping the passport*
Me: thank you * collects the passport back*

XBLadez:
Like your mom

no your entire lineage! Foolish goat!

charix:
Lazy Nigerian gold digger; marry into a rich man's family and do nothing but get fat. May our daughters, cousins and nieces never tow their path in life. Amen.

why wont your daughters cousins and niece not get fat when they will end up with poor man like you? Who should struggle to keep herself in shape just to put on Aba Market clothes for someone like you? Giuseppe Zanotti u no go provide! Bora Bora holiday u no go provide. You want fine thing when u no get fine thing to provide? Haba! May God deliver us all from thieves like you! May your wives continue to get fat as you no go get money to provide the fine things in life them. Shout Amen!

Gelengelen:
présent ur bank statement and master card pin before we proceed on d marriage

your bank statement is my bank statement, your pin is my pin. So u see u already have am

OAM4J:
I just moved to Montego Bay, Jamaica last week on official assignment, and I would be staying here for a while. This place is quite a lovely place. Thanks to Nollywood, Nigeria home videos are very popular here.

Please I want to know and meet any nairalander here in Jamaica especially those in Montego Bay. Am feeling lonely already as I have not been interacting with any of my countrymen. (This is the 1st time I will stay a week in a country without meeting a Nigerian) But am sure you guys are here, so show up.

So it is you i have been keeping surprise package for?