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Eberechi24:
Aww! So sweet of you martin0.


The letter isn't meant for me but I can't help blushing.

Ebere anyi, babe how far na? i see you oo! see iffa catch you for Easth eh, sha u nor wan come home abi? OK oo ar go know if na you work pass

victorian:
I'm fine


I understand, it's needed.

But with all the fine babes in your area, one suppose fit your bill nah?

my dear, nor be their fault oo, and nor be matter of say them full our area, you suppose know say fine babes plenty everywhere..

you know, work nor dey give me time to chyke, but make we cross over first!

Georgexx1:
I believe with this your letter your mind is set on getting a German wife because if you are thinking Nigerian, you are on your own. As for me and my dickk, i shall cleave a German.

haba oga maka why?

victorian:
Eeyah!


That's all I can say to your epistle Martin0

chai abi, fine babe

victorian:
Eeyah!




That's all I can say to your epistle Martin0

this woman how way nau? i know say you just dey pop up with those your fine fine friends

nor blame me, i just dey arrange mys

khiaa:
What're your plans for New Year's Eve?

well as you know majority will be in church tonight, including the non church goers like **** then after the cross over, just minutes after i will have a video call with my one long time childhood female friend who's based in your country! then later on call all my contacts or send text, then later on probably by 2am will be going out to have some cold drink's as part of the cross over party! Then when i get home drunk,i will then call you but if i can't find your contact hmmmmmm well let's see till then....

khiaa:
You are a sweetheart.

oh my lady how ur side na? I know say you dey enjoy yourself this December ooo?

freecocoa let talk tomorrow please

Dear Future Wife,

There are a few things that you need to know about me. Please sit down and stop what you're doing, this isn't going to be easy to read, nor is it easy to write.

First , you are not the first woman that I have kissed. I'm sorry, but it's true, and I'm sure I will not have been the first man you've ever kissed. I'm okay with this. I understand that things happen and plans fall through.

Second, you are not the first woman that I have ever danced with. After high school proms, homecomings, college outings and random dance parties, you will not have been the first that has had my hand in theirs, nor their head on my chest listening to my heartbeat. Again, I apologize for this but it's in the past and I can't change that, nor would I want to.

Third, and most hurtful of all: You are not the first woman that I've ever loved in my short life here on Earth. Love happens; it's one of those things that will knock you off your feet if you're not paying enough attention, kind of like a truck. For this I am sorry. Love gone wrong can scar so much worse than a knife wound, and sadly, that's what happened to me. Please forgive me for my callousness and short temper. It's not because of you--life isn't sweet to everyone, including me.


I know that this letter has probably been staggering and it may leave you a little more sad than before you read it.

However,
I can promise you with every ounce of my being and my word as a man, that you will be the last woman I ever kiss. Before I met you, everything in this world moved at a breakneck speed, and when your lips first touched mine, it stopped and I was breathless. Thank you.
You will be the last person I dance with. No matter how big of a deal the situation is, whether it's our first dance at our wedding, or in our living room freshly painted. When your hands are in mine, I feel like I can take on the world, I feel complete. Thank you.
Finally, you will be the last woman I ever love. I can say that with full confidence. My heart will never feel as full as it is when I'm with you, as it is when I see that smile of yours. I love you.

lefulefu:
my guy

one love

lefulefu:
ladies post selfies nau guys are waiting wey are d vaseline crew biko nu

i see you oo

dacblogger:
The search of husband Is real...
Lemme advice you,there is nothing special about marriage.kuku stay on your own and save yourself the stress... This is coming from a married woman.
Goodluck in your search.

mummy why nau abeg nor spoil people mind oo

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Looks stubborn

U don land

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Buhhahhahhaaaahhahaha. Abi na

you don enter Villa eh

Eberechi24:
Martin0, Merry Christmas i go still enter

oh babe same to you oo, OK na if you enter let me know oo

kennygee:
As women full every where, na another person wife you dey carry.

nor blame dem abeg, women don finish

Eberechi24:
Am fine sweetheart Hope you had a great night?

come nne you nor go enter Villa

Twoclans:
For where ? I dey work .

nor go kill yourself oo me wey be man don run come Villa you still dey Kano, na wa oo...


nor worry i dey Plan waith for you oo, i go do you something when i get to see you.... if you like run, hide

gypsey:
how many you catch?

see question oo

gypsey:
Umu asa?! chai! see henjoyment! i dey miss plenty oo! No wahala! i dey come soon.


I dey try since book seat with my Airline but dey ting no gree show seat Number. i go try Again tomorrow.

come, na which size shoe you dey wear sef?

just bring all the size, 40,41,or 39!


omo i just return from ekwulobia now, my phone has been with my friend's sister...


how far are you around now.....

lefulefu:
minus berries and olive oil the others foods u listed are the regular food nigerians consume on a regular basis. Merry Xmas to my darling twoclans,kimbraa,Eberechi24,MariaLavina,IamPlato and my ukwu paddies CaptainMitch,dingbang,Jaqenhghar,dumininu01,Martin0,luminiouz, etc...then my big bwest lovers friends Randy91,Toks2008 plus,Mrbolt, Alexaonfleek and Afloxybabe(u look really choppable i must confess) and everyone in da house.love u all.enuf gbedu for u all.

bros i hail you oo, one love

Twoclans:
Merry Christmas the high king of ukwu boys
Its been an amazing year with you .

babe you don come, Happy Xmas oo

Twoclans:
Which place is that ?
How is Agulu ?

hi, are you home now or your mum

gypsey:
wetin you dey see?

I was at awka today, then went to isuofia to see one of my friend, then moved to ekwulobia to buy drinks, from there I and my friend went to see one of his friend at abateyete! then I'm home now eating, with 37percent left on my battery

gypsey:
wetin you dey see?

fresh black good looking ladies

gypsey:
chai!! see food oo! how your families? dem dey okay?

they are all fine, but i don't know if they will come, my sister left Lagos today and she's in Benin with my parents, as for me I'm here enjoying everything about village including umu asa

gypsey:
Eeewwww!! very old and ugly creature, these goons have taken this christmas too far.


her butt is gonna smell bad

Gypsey guess weitin man pikin don dey see since i enter Villa

gypsey:
This Harlots have sexualised christmas, just like they sexualised Every thing

so you know her omo join me eat ofe onubu here oo

khiaa:
I want you to feed me.

haba how can i feed you

khiaa:
It means that I am a little hungry. I had a couple of edibles earlier and now I have the munchies.

oh OK then eat something

khiaa:
I have got the munchies right now describe your food dishes to me.

that pics describe it all

Twoclans:
Which place is that ?

How is Agulu ?

see question oo babe if you come let me know, or wait give me your mum's contact, make i call her now...

agulu is fine, just one too much uguru and wind