₦airaland Forum

Giftysteve:
You don't see anything wrong in masturbation? You need JESUS.

you need marry

XhosaNostra:
LMAO. True dat. Smh. "The dark continent" indeed.

hi creamy pie

XhosaNostra:
Sounds wrong lol

nothing new,i have a friend who still masturbate while breast feeding her baby till date,i dont see anything wrong in masturbation.

Angela777:
hmmm ...

what that angela

NadiaSouthy:
hi

hi how you doing,been a long time nadia

Augustap:
Lol....you no well

eh, Biko bia bia na 2019 be this oo nor just shift me oo

Augustap:
You go still gain many things. How na? Long time

see this babe oo i dey fine oo, u just dey fresh everyday nwa, Biko whatu secretu eh nne?

gypsey:
have you met her real life?

no, she's hiding she nor gree come make we see oo

Augustap:
People are mad I swear

if i nor marry you na weitin i gain ooo so you still they naija eh

XhosaNostra:
Yes. How did you guess?

hmmmm really,?

gypsey:
yea? show me! is she on Nairaland?

yeah she's on Nairaland, that her name i mentioned earlier on!

Ardar Ardar chai abeg go and ask that babe if she nor get sense? why will she allow the guy to tell her it was not going to yield fruit??

anyway as you you ardar your mummy is a good mummy

as for you yourself, you say you be introvert abi, OK anuguwo mu eh i go help you cure am

Ardar Ardar chai abeg go and ask that babe if she nor get sense? why will she allow the guy to tell her it was not going to yield fruit??

anyway as you you ardar your mummy is a good mummy

as for you yourself, you say you be introvert abi, OK anuguwo mu eh i go help you cure am

gypsey:
NO! who da hell is she?

my friend, nice beautiful baby she's from awka-etiti

gypsey:
Queen of baboons i guess. very ugly woman.

Gypsey you know this babe? NwanyiAwkaetiti

XhosaNostra:
Good night, Marty. Sweet dreams.

you too!

XhosaNostra:
Shelley

Shelley OK! I can now go to bed now so tired from the long journey,let talk tomorrow!

XhosaNostra:
Awesome

please can i ask something? what your name?

XhosaNostra:
Awesome

please can i ask something? what your name?

XhosaNostra:
Good & yours?

fine fine fine!

gypsey:
No wahala! i go show you wen i come.

OK no wahala

gypsey:
so dats it! i just change the machine and the water will start comming out? the borehole is not blocked?

yeah or to service the pumping machine or maybe sand don block the bore hole, it either this things that could be the cause

gypsey:
who tell you say i no fit speak pidgin for real?


the only thing you know is "nowahala "

Okay, you know dat my property for nkpor, i do borehole for dia for nealy 5 years now, dem tell me say dey engine dey inside ground but water never commot from dia since 2011, you sure dey borehole never block? i go show you wen i come.

what do you think i Should do?

Na to change the machine wey dey pump the water out.. I think that is what needs to be done!

lefulefu:
i see am she is a bad twerker

abi

lefulefu:
las las everytin na inside za oza room e go finally end

o boy how you see that babe on white

OboOlora:
Please add shrine to the list of ur business empire

Or how do you explain the room you call a store beside the next exit to the changing room in your office.

Everybody know say u do jazz pass fadeyi oloro

na 2019 be this ooo

gypsey:
I don't know if i was near Nsukka or even know what it means.

oh OK oooo


Good idea. Abeg! how much una de charge for de borehole now?
kikikiki see as you dey follow me speak pidgin like say you go fit speak am for reality, for Benin na 300k,400k this my friend who i have been in his house at igboukwu did his own in Benin for 675thousand Naira and it all depends on the soil according to them..

i know very well the amount will be more than that here, when i get to awka or ekwulobia tomorrow, i will find out!



What da hell is a DSTV? satelite?

Na satelite Chanel wey you go subscribe to just to watch, BBC, CNN and others.

XhosaNostra:
Lol, no I'm none of those.

oh really, remember our discussion oo so how was your day?

gypsey:
i don't remember, which Area are you talking About? i remember driving from Ekwulobia through Agulu, Awka then join the main road at the junction Fly over to Enugu, The Enugu Onitsha highway, the roads were okay, i don't know about now.


Are you still in the east?

oh OK, those one's are good na, when you get to nnukka, damn you will smell hell...


yeah I'm still in the east oo,, a friend of mine in Benin said i should help him fix bore hole for their compound, he was suppose to be in Alhambra yesterday but he said activities don start for Benin, so he said i should help him do the work since I'm still around, tomorrow he will send in the money then i will go to awka or ekwulobia to look for the people wey dey do bore hole, and he say make i also help put DSTV for their house too so that him papa and mama go dey watch Nigerian movies, so hopefully by Sunday this week or before then i will return to Benin....

gypsey:
Ofcourse!! He is 97 years old..He is Already on his way out..He gat nothing to lose.

Gypsey omo,i was at enugu today, nnsukka, boundary BTW nnsukka and benue state, abeg did you notice the condition of the bad road when you travelled through it last time in Nigeria...??

gypsey:
Ofcourse!! He is 97 years old..He is Already on his way out..He gat nothing to lose.

i wonder why them want make him run at 97 again, just imagine so if i dey run the baba go follow me run too abi, that means his not yet tired of living with us he wan still dey enjoy abi, all this ewu Gambia pipu eh

uchu pipu

XhosaNostra:
Lol, that's why you got to understand yourself. I don't have messaging apps for that reason because I know how I am. Things like that are a major trigger for me. They make me suspicious, jealous, angry etc. Basically, I become a lunatic

hmmmmmm very very true, I'm sure 90% ladies are like this, oh you made me remember someone, are of any of this tribes , ImiDushane , or AmaNdlambe? I know the Xhosa people are divided into tribe's but i can only remember two coz i had someone then....

XhosaNostra:
Hope he won't live to regret his decision like Edward VIII.

you, me, they, no one can tell