₦airaland Forum

khiaa:
I have got the munchies right now describe your food dishes to me.

khiaa:
I have got the munchies right now describe your food dishes to me.

Twoclans:
And so what ?why must the whole nairaland community know that you have arrived Agulu

We will not hear word again because vice presidential hopeful is from your town

Amu dimkpa like u

gypsey:
Really? but i love Harmattan! chai!

khiaa:
Hey, I haven't heard from you in a while. So you are home for the holidays?

Twoclans:
And so what ?why must the whole nairaland community know that you have arrived Agulu

We will not hear word again because vice presidential hopeful is from your town

Amu dimkpa like u

gypsey:
yea? how village be?

khiaa:
AfricanPride.

gypsey:
they are all crooks!

gypsey:
what are you waiting for? start packing Already
before it becomes too late.
Don't say i didn't warn you

gypsey:
yes! i was at 9th mile on my way to benue state remember? last time? i was going to buy a farmland in Benue state.

gypsey:
All he had to do was stay the Fuvk Away from the Higway, over here people buy bread from TESCO's or ASDA supermarkets not on the fuvking Highway.

his God is probarbly telling him to fuvk off!! The brain that the so called God gave him he refused to use it. Even the Dumbest person on earth knows that if you mess with a moving Vehicle on a Highway you will get Crushed, he is lucky it was only his legs, The car should have put him out of his misery and killed him.


Last time driving Along the highway (9th mile Enugu) in Nigeria, i noticed group of young men Appearing at my side window, infront my bonnet trying to sell me roasted yam and barbequed Snakes, i was like, what da fuvk?!! they eventually managed to scratch my AMG 2016 SUV Benz unnecerssarily.

Next time swear i crush one of them.

gypsey:
I would rather cut off my prick instead of Voting for A crook like Atiku.

Twoclans:
Nope

My mum will be going this weekend sha ,If you want you can go and see her

I will tell her to make better bitter leaf for you

Twoclans:
Never knew Juliet has a son
Like seriously

Twoclans:
My dear pusyiteri if I declare my heart feelings now you will say it's like believing that YY Sani will win the presidential election.

Twoclans:
Martin0 @ bolded hmmmmmmmm

lefulefu:
there's one edo chick martins dey always track here nau..happy sunday my dear

Jaqenhghar:
Sounds like one babe when I sabi too. She go leave her oyinbo hubby for England come naija dey straff niggas here and there. She admitted to me say na papers she dey wait for before she discharge.

doggedfighter:
Martin oooo, lol

lefulefu:
im ex must be black maybe she no fit let go of her ex big black pingolo

lefulefu:
na she yarn u?

doggedfighter:
See story, who asked you?

lefulefu:
ok dat one ehn e fit be love oo u can never tell

lefulefu:
ok dat one
ehn e fit be love oo
u can never tell

lefulefu:
no i cant lick wetin go purge me

lefulefu:
highqueen na good girl

lefulefu:
biko d time wey u go hook up with ur oyibo boo alert us oo make we come drink palmy

lefulefu:
no i cant do that

pocohantas:
Packaging with zero sense, na them.

You see some of them with serious phonetics they picked up in their sitting-rooms, but the moment they open their mouth and say more than 3 sentences, you will shocked at how empty they are.

khiaa:
This is what I said. Ugly Daddy+Ugly Mama=Ugly Baby.