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STRANGER : do you have a few minutes to talk about Jesus?
ME: I am an atheist and I am not interested.
STRANGER : oh come on, I won't rest until the light of God shines in your heart.
ME:

ScienceWatch:
The correct answer to the OP is as follows;
Where ever you find God or JESUS on Nairaland, you will find Martinez19 therefore Martinez19 is omnipresent. The OP's topic title would have been accurate if it read, WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD.

Amberon11:
Quote me when you know what atheism entails.

atheism is simply the disbelief in gods and dieties. Nothing more, nothing less. Atheism doesn't entail the belief in evolution. An atheist might reject evolution and stick to 'I don't know' or any of his theories. It doesn't make him less of an atheist.

KingEbukasBlog, I want to ask you one question. If this man believes that Islam is the true religion, will you also believe in Islam?

hakeem4:
you’d free him, don’t force anyone to be an atheist

I didn't say I would force him. I would be very shocked and worried.

biacan:
What stuff

Oh sorry, it was your signature featuring on your post.

When It's 12:45am, a church's loudspeaker is near your window during a night vigil and the pastor roars "give the Lord 21 thunderous hallelujah"

When you have been looking for job for 5 years, you finally got called for an interview, you submitted your cv to the company 2 days ago citing that you are an atheist but you overheard the boss telling someone that he needs God fearing people in his organisation.

biacan:
I can't take it I just can't

how did you do that stuff on your post?

Niflheim:
@Martinez19,


I have the answer to your question!!!

God needs a sword, because god is a product of "ANTHROPOTHEISM"(all gods are nothing more than deified men)!!!

The mighty Kings of old had thrones(so god had to have his own throne)

The mighty Kings of old had armies(so god had to have his own army)

The mighty Kings of old had messengers(so god had to have his own messengers)

The mighty Kings of old had Kingdoms(so god had to have "the Kingdom of heaven"

And servants of The mighty Kings of old had swords(so angels had to have swords)!!!

Very good. Ever heard of the mighty arm of God........ This one weak me.

When hunger and poverty don show you pepper for 9ja e come be like say na pastorpreneurship sure pass

Johnydon22, hahn, 1Sharon, HopefulLandord, HardMirror, proudgorgeousga, Tozara, Catfishbilly, donffd, adepeter2027, 0temSapien aka 0temAtum, Nilfeim, decide, dalaman, etc.

When your son tells you that he is now for Jesus and will honour him with his tithe.

You have been dating this girl, she told you she was an atheist. You've spent money on her but on your wedding night, she is like "honey, I don't want to lie anymore and I am sorry, I am actually a Christian and Jesus is my personal Lord and.... "

I know what op is looking for, to establish the fact that a true Christian is one whose gullibility and stupidity in christ persisted till death.

dalaman:
Liar. Keep telling sweet lies for Jesus.

Christians are liars.

OLAADEGBU:
Have you ever been a Christian?

Of course he was.

I sympathise with you. The thing is that we should endure as much as we can. We can only do our best and hope for the best. My advice is that you stop giving out info about yourself on nairaland. Many people are wicked and don't care. They think they know your suffering better than you even though they have never been in your shoes----- human beings for you.

I know many boys will say Martinez19 wants to 'form' woman wrapper but I have to say the truth. If one doesn't have a reliable and consistent money source to take care of himself, his wife and child/children, he should not venture into marriage. Personally, it is wrong to give birth to innocent souls into the suffering of poverty will you like your wife to be looking haggard while her mates are looking fresh, let's not be selfish . If you and your spouse are so convinced that things will change and it's true possible and likely, then you can go ahead. Anyway, it all depends on you and your spouse as no one is obliged to agree with me.

Oya boys come for my head.

NwaAmaikpe:



I doubt the nuns will want to return to the convent even if they are released.

I can imagine the amount of ogede they have been fed, nobody after tasting that much preek will want to stop eating it.

NwaAmaikpe, kedu?

Nwaoma198:
You need a big hot slap

African mama.

HardMirror:
Everything about God is based upon on human rationalization, hence proof that man created god . why do you think God is obsessed with gold and vain gems true zens don't even care for? If

True.

Tundeobama:
comparing church to sex and porn don't look back why things have being hard for you since you born curse has being following you with such bad utterances.

lol. They are all bad business ventures. Their success thrives at the expense of people.

KENZINCO:
Dont scam, start your business now and let sed where u will get to in the coming years.

well live in a world were bad things pay more. Porn, hard drugs, Marijuana, sex, lies, alcohol, conspiracy theory and church business dey sure pass. Though there are legal avenues tho.

1kingwriter:
If Following Adeboye's footsteps is a sure way to scamming, I beg to join.

you sef want private jet.

davidodiba:
Your life is wonderful but the devil is sitting on it.....you are right now in a crisis
Take....you need Jesus

stay there and deceiving yourself. There is no Satan

hopefulLandlord:
I'm of the strong opinion that all humans are hypocrites based on my experiences

Exactly!

Hypocrisy is not far from christiandom. Beware of the christian who:

1) says God can do all things but never depend on God.

2) keeps saying God is not a magician so as to escape calling unto God for the miraculous but gladly reads the separation of the red sea, calling down of fire from heaven, multiplication of fish and bread and the ten plagues by Moses, Elijah and Jesus respectively.

3) claims to know the bible but says that them and muslims serve one God and it's not about religion but the heart.

4) claims to be a follower of christ but snubs and backstabs friends when their friends fall into hard time, looks down on others and is very wicked.

5) preaches the Gospel to people and expects them to swallow it hook, line and sinkers yet doesn't take it seriously.

6) is so sure of the faith but doesn't 'know' the bible.

7) is logical deficit and lack in depth reasoning prowess.

who won't hesitate to steal your money.