₦airaland Forum

Guy. No try dat kind thing again cos e fit cause accident oh! Imagine if she was driving at 100km/hr and d car shutdown like dat. Itz nt funny thou u thought her some lessons

The probability that u re guilty of what the poster is saying is high if u re against him. Believe it or not, most guys wear them beyond 1wk b4 washing. But it seems the girls re nt complaining.

Making sense!

Bros. This ur question is funny oh! Lol. Oga Siena just said it all

chai. This reminds me of those days when person dey load coins 4 pocket come dey buy kuli kuli anyhow! Lol

stagger: No wonder his defensive ability has been diminishing. He has been bumping pelvises with her since.

. Guy. U don see am as it happened yesterday! Evidence ofactive night duty.

Anyways. To the topic. Both of them are suffering 4rm OKORO'S LAW OF CONGO-DYNAMISM. Letz watch and see to witness whom d effect 'll so much affect. lol. nairaland=jonsingland

Nairaland at a fast pace is gradually turning to a jonsingland with d topics dat make d front page these days! D other day, it was prezzo coming to Nigeria, 2dy is goldie going to kenya. If smbdy asks how this affects the price of garri anywhere in the world most especially Nigeria, is that person nt making sense? Seun, watch ur moderators cos they re nt doing u any good wit this approach to duty. To be forewarnd is to be fore"ammud".

This one is busted of the highest order! Caught pants down

This is a real www.mgbu.com cos it sure doesnt affect d price of toothpick!

Soundmind: A wicked mother in the making and also a product of a wicked mother.
It is possible, her mother have been doing similar thing.
God have mercy.

. exactly.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Yorubas are not really landlocked if you think about it.
You have Igbores lanlocked by several ethnic groups.[/quote].U no dey tire 4 this ur tribalism self? Na real wa 4 u oh

These our security agents are grossly foolish. How can u set petrol tankers carrying petroleum products ablaze without thinking about the land pollution they will cause? What happened to confiscation of such things and auctioning it later through the right department?

kodewrita: 1) Pretend you are reading too much into things.
2) maintain reasonable distance and avoid too much physical contact. She might just be used to more touchy feely than most people and needs to learn your own boundaries.
3) Never ever ever ever ever compare her with your wife. Respect your wife and respect her too.
4) Most importantly, Respect yourself.

5) Go and get an iron pant.

The Nigerian situation has made many people to loose their sense of humor. Why una dey hate the guy 4 no reason now! He is doing what he knows best. Being comical

ndbaba: abeg who score d goals

. Paul Scholes(51), Javier Hernandez(63), Alexander Buttner(66), Nick Powell(82)

yungboss: all avalon models have the V6 lump, what kind of engine do you have on your camry, I4 or V6? That could be the reson you were impressed, however the avalon is a superior car more power, torque and presence...

. D camry is a V6 but d difference is clear. At 140km/hr on enugu-ph highway u barely hear any sound. The avalon is smooth running and beta than a camry.

After their initial gra-gra, the likes of Ita Enang. They still approved the printing of the note! These guys keep on proving us right that they are realy clueless about anything in this country. Nigeria is now an OYO country!

Delafruita: you re a fake assanal fan.true assanal fans feel betrayed by vanP.his betrayal is even worse dan ashley cole's & you're here saying "please recover quickly...blah blah blah".he should remain on d sidelines 4 d next 1year & see how quickly fergie 'll offload him.we endured his lacklustre,injury-laden 7year stay,he givs us one season & his ambition is now biger dan ours.he's a buffoon

. Guy. Na business now. Guyman must chop wheneva mugu fall. Van.P[guyman], Assanal[mugu].Lol

If u drive a 2000 and up avalon, u 'll hav nothing to do wit a camry for life. I drove drove my bros 2001 xls model and my 2005 big daddy dey vex me wheneva am driving it. U can neva go wrong wit an avalon

Nice informative write up. Keep it bro

penzino: Start doing situp, start by counting down with mayb 30 4a start.

. 30 for a start! U wan make the belle burst?

Afrocatalyst: I see nothing bad in it. Wharf a wonderful mom she is... Though, that is if she doesn't have the intention of straffing the son in law cos these oyinbos sef.... Hmmm

. Guy. Even me been dey think so self!

Initial gra gra! Let them say dat when they must have rejected ghana-must-go filled wit 5k notes. Legistlooters indeed.

Trust me. That one is a different garri game!

Is dat nt the Gejatized Beaf of nairaland?

godello: Pls can anyone help me on the nature i can use in replacing my lost hair without side effect. Thanks 08068614773. Akobi4u@yahoo.com

. The only harmless useful option is to start barbing skin(mala). God don make u an elder at young age.lol

floriana: Its getting interesting.

1. Rest
2. Food poisoning
3. Ruptured appendicitis
4. Tummy tuck
5. Full body work
6. And now Fibroids removal
7 I hope this will lead to a Stella Obasanjo Spanish misadventure as final result o

. What is really ur purpose for this no. 7 ? Are u a sadist to make such comment. Wishing ur fellow human death 4 no just cause. Infact u need garri in ur system!