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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 8:16am On Mar 17, 2019
bomasek:
Just 2
who and who will you sleep with?

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by elonize(m): 8:17am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
doesn't mean I can't try it on someone else, isn't that what strapons are for
omg o ooo,hahahahahahhahaha,so n.a. person body u 1 try am on,n u no 1 do am abi
plz practice wat u preach tongue wink cheesy smiley
tnk goodness I av iron pant,no wer to dig

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 8:18am On Mar 17, 2019
Since it's 4 one year. I go hapi nah. Ashawo mood activated. I go use the pussy make enuf money wey i go use flex wen i get bck my preeq..
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 8:21am On Mar 17, 2019
PORNeliusHUBson:
Since it's 4 one year. I go hapi nah. Ashawo mood activated. I go use the pussy make enuf money wey i go use flex wen i get bck my preeq..
lack of opportunity. O GA O.
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 8:24am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
lack of opportunity. O GA O.
i'll explore the pussy nah. I go try evrytn; fisting, clit massagin, dìldo. Damn, it will b fun. I go mke money taya

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by elonize(m): 8:25am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
doesn't mean I can't try it on someone else, isn't that what strapons are for
strapons are made for dose girls wen dey envy men with dat kala, n d oda kind of girls
because of u,strapons don finish for market cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy tongue
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by lincsnuel: 8:25am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
who said you will be a virgin

I don't understand! Will the pussy and womb come as fairly used or brand new? Cos if it's brand new with the hymen and everything intact, then I will leave it like thatt...
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 8:29am On Mar 17, 2019
lincsnuel:


I don't understand! Will the pussy and womb come as fairly used or brand new? Cos if it's brand new with the hymen and everything intact, then I will leave it like thatt...
it depends on if your dick is brand new, fairly used or okirika. The trade will be fair
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by bomasek(m): 8:30am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
who and who will you sleep with?
One fling first n straight to husband
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 8:34am On Mar 17, 2019
bomasek:
One fling first n straight to husband
Na so
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by lincsnuel: 8:44am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
it depends on if your dick is brand new, fairly used or okirika. The trade will be fair

Lol! Oh I see... Na there wahala dey ooo
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by clive2u(m): 9:53am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
you wake up with vagina and a womb one day and you were told that it would be attached for 1 year, what would be your body count in that year?
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what if me and you swap body for a day? i go just finger us and squeeze our bress. do u like that one?
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 9:59am On Mar 17, 2019
clive2u:
what if me and you swap body for a day? i go just finger us and squeeze our bress. do u like that one?
pervert
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by clive2u(m): 10:17am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
pervert
u brought d thought
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 10:23am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
you wake up with vagina and a womb one day and you were told that it would be attached for 1 year, what would be your body count in that year?
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Airforce1
To be a woman, two things are involved;

(1) A beautiful and classic lady or
(2) An ugly and misbehaving lady

If I'm a ugly and misbehaving type, no problem, cos guys will try their best to avoid me.

But if I'm a classically beautiful lady, two things are involved;

(1) I will either go to seminary or
(2) I will be nice to as many that are sincerely good to me.

If I go to the seminary, no problem.

But If I'm nice and understanding, two things are involved;

(1) I'll hold to the no-sex before marriage ideology or
(2) I'll be watchful over guys, knowing their deceitful lifestyle and pranks to trick the ladies to bed...and thread carefully.

If I'm watchful and careful, no problem.

But If I say no sex before marriage, two things are involved;

(1) I'll try my best not to receive any financial assistance from guys or
(2) I'll collect any gift from a trusted friend with no strings

If I try not to collect a gift from anyone, no problem.

But if I receive a gift and keeps receiving

To some point I may be invited home for a dinner and as well be tempted to honor his invitation since I trusted him.


Las las he may force me if I refused. Maybe I'll be shouting rape rape in a closed door where nobody cares what goes on therein.

#I'll be wise cos guys are tricky.

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Fidelismaria: 10:26am On Mar 17, 2019


Tufiakwa

The thought of a male on me is just sickening

Ain't gonna happen

Ima stay celibate

Check my signature

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by clive2u(m): 10:44am On Mar 17, 2019
Fidelismaria:

Tufiakwa
The thought of a male on me is just sickening
Ain't gonna happen
Ima stay celibate
Check my signature
did u even read wat she wrote?
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Deicide: 11:02am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
it depends on if your dick is brand new, fairly used or okirika. The trade will be fair
Most guyd would get bore hole

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by goodnewscliff(m): 11:19am On Mar 17, 2019
lincsnuel:
I will make sure I maintain my virginity! I can't imagine another guy on top me... Taaa, he no reach
hehehehehe grin grin grin grin
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 11:30am On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
you wake up with vagina and a womb one day and you were told that it would be attached for 1 year, what would be your body count in that year?
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Airforce1

The Queen with the controversial post. i hail!
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 12:00pm On Mar 17, 2019
Tundexxy:


The Queen with the controversial post. i hail!
happy Sunday o
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 12:00pm On Mar 17, 2019
Fidelismaria:


Tufiakwa

The thought of a male on me is just sickening

Ain't gonna happen

Ima stay celibate

Check my signature
as if celibacy is easy
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 12:01pm On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
happy Sunday o
Happy happy sunday..
Hope you mark church attendance ma?
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 12:06pm On Mar 17, 2019
Tundexxy:


Happy happy sunday..

Hope you mark church attendance ma?
no o. I am just in my house
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by ubunja(m): 1:53pm On Mar 17, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
you wake up with vagina and a womb one day and you were told that it would be attached for 1 year, what would be your body count in that year?
Lefulefu
Donstan18
Earthsync
Luciferredeemed
Bomasek
Ubunja
Zinolyonlinehelp
Fucktoto
Boxer007
Wetdick
Elonize
Eatpussy
Airforce1
don't tag me. I don't talk to crazy women.
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by austyn0(m): 2:14pm On Mar 17, 2019
ubunja:
don't tag me. I don't talk to crazy women.

Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:20pm On Mar 17, 2019
ubunja:
don't tag me. I don't talk to crazy women.
thanks for the compliment.
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Airforce01(m): 6:56am On Mar 19, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
you wake up with vagina and a womb one day and you were told that it would be attached for 1 year, what would be your body count in that year?
Lefulefu
Donstan18
Earthsync
Luciferredeemed
Bomasek
Ubunja
Zinolyonlinehelp
Fucktoto
Boxer007
Wetdick
Elonize
Eatpussy
Airforce1

Don't Tag me, I dont talk to a raven lunatic .
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:33am On Mar 19, 2019
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Airforce01:


Don't Tag me, I dont talk to a raven lunatic .
greet your babymama for me. Maybe I should send the acid as promised
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by martius101(m): 7:39am On Mar 19, 2019
Na where my hustle don start be that.....Choi I don blow.....I go buy G wagon that year...na me go use my pant myself......Choi......o boi na good idea b that o....I go turn slay Bobo with puna....lol .....olohun maje.but seriously,I go buy benz

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Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by Nobody: 7:42am On Mar 19, 2019
martius101:
Na where my hustle don start be that.....Choi I don blow.....I go buy G wagon that year...na me go use my pant myself......Choi......o boi na good idea b that o....I go turn slay Bobo with puna....lol .....olohun maje.but seriously,I go buy benz
with your destiny?! Penny wise pound foolish o.
Re: Dear Guys, If You Are A Girl? by martius101(m): 7:44am On Mar 19, 2019
funmisticqueen2:
with your destiny?! Penny wise pound foolish o.



.which kind thing b dis,is it your destiny?abi someone cannot use em destiny in peace again?

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