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daddytime:
If you regard your self and lifestyle as Christlike which inadvertently makes you a Christian, then tell me my brother by answering this question...

What would Jesus have done in this scenario...

Homeboiy:
And chioma leave two of her pants for my house since November

That babe get mind oo

[b]As I dey broke [/b]so

freemanbubble:
Imagine!!!
"We also learnt that when they meet women who are not wearing pants, they give them pants and force them to wear them for about five minutes before taking them away from their victims”

Humans are cursed but
Africans are a disgrace
And Nigerians are worse

How can someone in his or her right full sense believe pants can make you wealthy!



Dey dia....Dem do am continuously and u said it ain't working?..don't be shy to ask God for sense

MatthAnn post=75545416[b:
]Get rich quick, [/b]die young.
Olamide singing and making noise since time immemorial

Presidiotbuhari:
All igbos should not attend any church owned or Pastored by a Yoruba person.

daddytime:
I won't seat here and start blaming the government as we are often wont to do because the government isn't some foreign body...it is made up of people from amongst us...

You can imagine this poor man who probably suffered a massive heart attack from his posture, 24 hours later he is still in the very same spot in public glare.

I can bet my balls that most of the Sunday Sunday Christians we have all around us walked past this man's body on their way to church today while looking the other way in disgust as they approached him including so called Pastors.

Isn't this a huge shame and an indictment on our collective humanity or the lack thereof?

Such a pity...

Rest well oga...at least you don comot from this suffer wey we know for this side...

Onyi22:
Awwwwwwww he's so generous n kind ....
My everyday crush....
May God continue to bless him, not all these stringy guys on this forum

Firefire:
Only advance terrorists and potential suicide bombers still support the stupidity called Buhary.

Expensive2000:
Even if APC give me 50million naira, I
go collect the money, count am comot
50naira take buy bitter kola, put the
money in my pocket. At the polling
boot, I go dey chop the bitter kola,
squeeze my face and still vote for
Atiku. Over Atikulated dey worry I and
my friends.

Firefire:
Buhary has become a laughing stock.


What a shame!

The cow promised CHANGE but instead brought CHAIN-GE.


If Buhary is not demented, he should know that stealing ballot boxes is no longer invoke in Nigeria. The trends among politicians is to get hold of the RESULT SHEETS.

Anyway, RIP in advance to Nigerians who will die from stray bullets & accidental discharge and labeled ballot snatchers.

BACK TO DAURA IS A RELIGION.

God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Firefire:
Buhary has become a laughing stock.


What a shame!

The cow promised CHANGE but instead brought CHAIN-GE.


If Buhary is not demented, he should know that stealing ballot boxes is no longer invoke in Nigeria. The trends among politicians is to get hold of the RESULT SHEETS.

Anyway, RIP in advance to Nigerians who will die from stray bullets & accidental discharge and labeled ballot snatchers.

BACK TO DAURA IS A RELIGION.

God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Richdad50:
Very true words. A matured masturbator is a potential soft rapist. A masturbator uses enhanced imagination and multiple sexual scenarios during masturbation, hence, he may well not be able to control himself if he physically meet the lady he has sexed in his mental masturbatory laboratory.
If only masturbators can dedicate half of their sexual imaginations for creativity, they will solve all their present financial needs.

#Richdad

itchie:
Anytime I see news like this, I feel like cursing olamide and lil kesh for their stupidity. They don't know the damage they are doing to society with their stupid songs

ChangeIsCostant:
Here is a picture of the primary school pupils who were rescued last week by the police in Lagos over cult related activities.

It was gathered that about 12 Primary School pupils between the ages of 6 and 16, were reportedly recruited and initiated into the dreaded cult group known as Awawa.

According to police report, the pupils were recruited by a 16-year-old girl identified as Salami Rasheedat who attends Egan Senior Grammar in Igando, Lagos and were undergoing training in order to become hardened members in the future before it got exposed.

The arrest which happened was disclosed by the Lagos State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Imohimi Edgal, at the State Police Command. The police boss revealed that two men were also arrested for initiating the Primary School pupils into the cult gang.

The police said it was a Guardian and Counseling teacher at the Egan Community School in Lagos who uncovered the cultists’ initiation ceremony plan. The school comprised of both primary and secondary levels.

The teacher was said to have noticed a particular incision on the lower jaws of some of the students and decided to ask questions about it, to which one of the children confessed that any school pupil or student seen with the mark was a member of the Awawa cult group.

The teacher raised an alarm and the school authorities reported the matter to the police.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/02/primary-school-pupils-rescued-after-initiation-into-cult-group-in-lagos.html

countryfive:
If I may ask, why human skulls and what for?
And when will they get tired of this business?

Mykel4God:
Why many Nigerian ladies lie about being a virgin – Generally, I guess many ladies claim that virginity doesn’t define a good relationship & shouldn’t be a yardstick when choosing a partner, yet they lie about it for reasons known to them.
We shall discuss why the lie about being virgins when in fact, they are not
1.Because Of Her Age:Personally speaking and general summarizing, a girl of 18-19yrs is most likely to lie using some slow logic to justify her virginity like she has never had s*x before when in face, she has done it before
2.Because That Is What Guys Love To Hear:YES girls mostly lie about their virginity status because guys in question always mount pressure on them, therefore, they lie about being one.
However, an average lady is most likely to lie about being a virgin because being a virgin will make her appear innocent, respected & holy.
3.She Doesn’t Want To Be Pestered For se’x:We are in an era where se’x seems to be the talk of the day.
Now that it’s now terribly difficult to differentiate those who truly love you and those who only want to get under your skirt, she’s most likely to lie if she gets to know that you are that type too desperate for se’x.
4. Because She Wants To Scam You:Many ladies lie about being virgins especially when they want to use that as a leverage to get you scammed.
They will screw you up & get you dumped as quickly as possible when you are close to getting under their skirts.

5.She lies about Doing It only Once:
YES a lady who had it only once or quite a countable number of times, and has desisted from it for a very long time will still consider herself as a virgin just because her kitty is still very tight

6.Because the Society Discriminates against non-virgins:Some people react badly when they know that a woman is not a virgin.
Hence, ladies would rather not deal with that reaction & may lie because of the fear of Being chastised or castigated.

7.She Wants To Portray A Good Image:
Another reason why they lie about being virgins is because they want to enjoy the benefit of what they aint worth.

8.Because Guys Attach Too Much Importance To Virginity:
Take it or leave it, almost all chic will lie about being a virgin if they get the feeling that virginity and crap matters to you.
The reason is because some d**k head always attach so much importance to virginity even
though they aint one.

9.Because You Not her Boyfriend:

An average non-virgin lady will flare up if you dare inquire if she’s a virgin.
She will be like, “Are you my boyfriend?, or what’s your business if I’m a virgin or not”; and if she decides to tell you, she will definitely lie about it because she knows that your chances of getting to know the truth is next to nill.
10.Feel free to add yours

KashyBaby:
Curiosity kills the cat ..if ur not ready 100% to be in a relationship, then don't bother urself thinking negative thoughts abt men..coz if u keep thinking tat way, u will never gonna find a man...being in a relationship is like a trial & error, everybody has to risk & see if it will work or not...but ur still young, finish ur school first, get a job...

acidtalk:
The early morning drunks, weed smokers and betting house visitors will surely hate this thread. But who cares? Women are likely to marry a man who earns less than they do but certainly not an irresponsible, visionless, low life being.

esosa993:
lol no am not married oooo, go and check my profile pix am young and fresh.

midehi2:
and what is wrong in that...

Tallesty1:
2-3 days if I am really in the moood.

ATMC:
Get help ASAP!

morethanadoll:
The ONLY time that any woman should be submissive to her man/husband is in the bedroom, and even then, should it be half of the time.

shokky24:
Seconded!!!!...- just need my kids not stupid marriage

trapQ:
are you stupid?? slowpoke. never you ever in your idiotic scum life reply my comment when its not directed to you. I never told you I'm a male. lose yourself.

trapQ:
ooh my gosh!!! wow!! what a beautiful, nicely written reply. this is a masterpiece. Jesus would be so proud of you. and right now I'm sure there's great joy in heaven. this comment Gave me goosebumps. damn!!! where are you from? heaven?? or eutopia??

can we marry today?

firstEVA:
No excitement atal, particularly when the man is not a virgin.

Wilson125:
I had this call on tuesday morning from a strange number, the caller told me I needed to see her in the hospital, dan abia precisely, that ma girlfriend was on admission,she called her name ( ma girlfriend's name)...when I got there, my girl was admitted already, so many question popped out, but her friend was unable to gimme answers, so I decided to meet the doctor, when i asked him what the problem was, he told the abortion she did was not successful, the operation didn't go well,

I was like: who went for abortion? who was aborted?
he said my girl had an abortion somewhere and the operation wasn't proper, that she was bleeding seriously when her friends brought her, he asked me if I was not away base on how i reacted, I was shocked to the point I have to take medication to help recover, this is someone that claimed her virginity was intact and she wouldn't want to lose it till she marries, I loved and respected her wish, I never knew she was only acting along all this while..

God! that was way 2 much for me, I made the necessary payment for her treatment and left.. she called on that tuesday night, I picked and heard she was okay, so I told her to take care of her self and I ended the call...

Since then She has been calling, sending in sms telling me she is sorry, seriously I don't know what to do with her or what to tell her, these are just the reasons I don't want to pick her calls..

what should I do with this girl? ...m totally confused..