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Romance / Re: After Introduction, I’m Seeing Too Many Red Flags by martooski(m): 9:57am On Jun 24, 2021 |
mugnmuffin: Please help me tell the good man that wanted to marry you to please leave and forget you because you are still immature for marriage. Go and marry your god. |
Business / Re: Sokoloan Are Very Nasty Set Of People, The Government Should Take Action (photo) by martooski(m): 4:13pm On Jun 18, 2021 |
Coldshisha: Lie... Lie and lie. How many cases of debt have you even seen or heard in court. |
Travel / Re: NUR Raises Concerns Over Lagos-Ibadan Railway Fares by martooski(m): 5:52am On Jun 16, 2021 |
princemillla: Did you read the number one point 1 Like |
Travel / Re: NUR Raises Concerns Over Lagos-Ibadan Railway Fares by martooski(m): 5:49am On Jun 16, 2021 |
post=102770324: Please read the number one on the article. |
Politics / Re: #ElZakzaky: Shittes Join June 12 Protest In Abuja by martooski(m): 11:38am On Jun 12, 2021 |
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Politics / Re: Oyo PDP Splits As ‘Unity Forum’ Emerges by martooski(m): 5:37am On Jun 11, 2021 |
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Business / Re: Otedola Donates N2Billion Engineering Faculty To Augustine University, Epe by martooski(m): 7:42am On Jun 10, 2021 |
RichBoy247: He is sponsoring the building of Engineering Faculty. And all the equipment needed in the faculty. |
Business / Re: Otedola Donates N2Billion Engineering Faculty To Augustine University, Epe by martooski(m): 7:39am On Jun 10, 2021 |
lexy2014: The Catholic church Nigeria |
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Twitter Has Reached Us For Talks by martooski(m): 3:55pm On Jun 09, 2021 |
CilicMarin: The question actually is what is FG negotiating with Twitter. The headline is somehow |
Politics / APC Defends Buhari’s Suspension Of Twitter by martooski(m): 7:27pm On Jun 05, 2021 |
The ruling All Progressives Congress APC has defended Friday’s suspension of microblogging platform, Twitter, by the President Muhammadu Buhari regime, saying the decision was borne out of national interest. “We are a democratic and independent nation. Citizens should defend our sovereignty by supporting the federal government’s Twitter suspension. It is in our national interest”, the party declared. National Secretary of APC’s Caretaker Extraordinary Convention Planning Committee CECPC, Sen. John James Akpanudoedehe disclosed this in a statement Saturday in Abuja. APC in the statement also challenged talented Nigerians to use the opportunity to develop alternative and competitive Social Media applications that can rival Twitter and other Western-developed applications. Part of the statement reads; “The All Progressives Congress APC urges Nigerians talented in the development of social media/software applications to seize the opportunity of the suspension of Twitter operations in the country to develop homegrown applications that can rival existing social media platforms and meet the needs of Nigerians. “Russia has VKontakte (VK), China has Weibo, among several homegrown social media platforms. The APC believes that the country has the potentials and talents that can develop alternative and competitive applications to existing platforms in the world. Twitter’s suspension will undoubtedly serve as a positive trigger to unleash the creative potentials of Nigerians in the global digital space. “This is a challenge to our vibrant youths with such talents. They will get support in the exercise from relevant federal government agencies as well as the numerous Information and Communication Technology ICT training and research establishments in the country. “The recent announcement by the Minister of Communication and Digital Economy that Nigeria will soon start the production of smartphones and Subscriber Identification Module (SIM) cards for the African market is evidence that the country has what it takes to make a deep and strong foray into the global ICT industry. The APC had earlier released a statement asking Twitter and other operators of social media pages to use their platforms to check divisive and inciting rhetoric, particularly in Nigeria. We tasked them on the important responsibilities to curb fake news, disinformation, hate speech, among others. Evidently, Twitter failed to do this and even allowed their platform to be used by arsonists, insurrectionists and separatists in the country”. Disclaimer Comments expressed here do not reflect the opinions of vanguard newspapers or any employee thereof. https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/06/apc-defends-buharis-suspension-of-twitter-says-its-in-national-interest/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&=1&utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&__twitter_impression=true 1 Like
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is This N25,000 For A 6.30am To 10pm Cleaner Job Worth It? by martooski(m): 4:19pm On May 26, 2021 |
Joysticks: Any payment lesser than the minimum wage is not acceptable. |
Religion / Re: Pictures From The Burial Of Pastor Dare Adeboye by martooski(m): 4:19pm On May 11, 2021 |
Righteousness2: LOL |
Politics / Re: CBN Fires First Bank Directors by martooski(m): 8:32pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
domchike: There is no investment to take |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Salary Of A Staff In An Audit Firm by martooski(m): 9:16pm On Apr 29, 2021 |
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Politics / Re: CBN Fires First Bank Directors by martooski(m): 9:15pm On Apr 29, 2021 |
SouthSouth1914: What's this one saying 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: CBN Fires First Bank Directors by martooski(m): 8:59pm On Apr 29, 2021 |
thebosstrevor1: Like some one mentioned earlier you w.... |
Politics / Re: CBN Fires First Bank Directors by martooski(m): 8:57pm On Apr 29, 2021 |
thebosstrevor1: Really.
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Politics / Re: CBN Fires First Bank Directors by martooski(m): 8:44pm On Apr 29, 2021 |
thebosstrevor1: Internal policies can't supercede regulatory guidelines never. 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: CBN Fires First Bank Directors by martooski(m): 8:43pm On Apr 29, 2021 |
thebosstrevor1: If it's true that FBN has 6 yrs tenure they will be going against both FRCN law and CBN Prudential guidelines. I believe your 6yrs info is not correct 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: CBN Fires First Bank Directors by martooski(m): 8:38pm On Apr 29, 2021 |
thebosstrevor1: Am a banker myself sir Trust me I know Small and Medium Enterprises (SMEs) and Agric Financing (both short- term) will now attract provisioning of 25 per cent if such facilities fall between 90 days to one year; 50 per cent for one year to one and half years; 75 per cent for one and half years to two years and 100 per cent for facilities above two years. https://www.proshareng.com/news/Capital-Market/CBN-Proposes-New-Loan-Provisioning-Regimes/10096#:~:text=Loans%20that%20are%20due%20but,360%20days%20100%20per%20cent. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: CBN Fires First Bank Directors by martooski(m): 8:35pm On Apr 29, 2021 |
domchike: It has turned to bad debt sir. That's how banking works. They use director fund to provisioning bad loans 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: CBN Fires First Bank Directors by martooski(m): 8:30pm On Apr 29, 2021 |
thebosstrevor1: You are correct. CBN views the retirement has a forced one also CBN has been the one backing FBN for six good years (regulatory forbearance ). Director fund has already been depleted so they wonder how FBN board took the decision to accept the resignation without prior notice to CBN. People don't just wake up and say am retiring immediately. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: CBN Fires First Bank Directors by martooski(m): 8:09pm On Apr 29, 2021 |
thebosstrevor1: Please just read the query sent earlier Quote "“We are particularly concerned because the action is coming at a time the CBN has provided various regulatory forbearances and liquidity support to reposition the bank, which has enhanced its asset quality, capital adequacy and liquidity ratios amongst other prudential indicators. “It is also curious to observe that the sudden removal of the MD/CEO was done about eight months to the expiration of his second tenure which is due on Dec. 31, 2021,” he added. Mustafa noted that the removal of a sitting MD/CEO of a systemically important bank was not good" Please note the meaning of "regulatory forbearances" 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: CBN Fires First Bank Directors by martooski(m): 8:07pm On Apr 29, 2021 |
domchike: All of them no get investment again. Read CBN query to FBN |
Politics / Re: CBN Fires First Bank Directors by martooski(m): 8:06pm On Apr 29, 2021 |
thebosstrevor1: Did you read the query CBN issues earlier to FBN. As at today the director no get shishi for FirstBank yet they were flexing muscle. The MD that was removed still has till Dec for his tenure to elapsed. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Red Flags To Look For When Interviewing Candidates by martooski(m): 2:16pm On Apr 26, 2021 |
Josaj: Please include your preferred location. God bless you |
Politics / Re: Isa Pantami: Presidency's Statement On Campaign Against Communications Minister by martooski(m): 9:32pm On Apr 22, 2021 |
jamiudinho: Is CAN president a serving member of cabinet or even a civil servant. Why do u guys always think with Ur anus 9 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: BILL GATES Plans To Dim/Block Out The Sun. by martooski(m): 4:35pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
donnie: Lori iro |
Politics / Re: Isa Pantami's Facebook Account Was Hacked - Management by martooski(m): 1:57pm On Apr 20, 2021 |
sarrki: How come he still has access to the hacked account. I see lies ..... this is what i .... |
TV/Movies / Coming 2 America: A Review by martooski(m): 9:09pm On Mar 06, 2021 |
Coming 2 America: Will Gompertz reviews sequel starring Eddie Murphy ★★☆☆☆ Will Gompertz Arts editor @WillGompertzBBCon Twitter Coming 2 America isn't so much a Coming To America sequel, as a parody of the original film. There are call-backs galore, cameos reprised, and a large chunk of the 1988 cast trying to recapture the old magic like a middle-aged boxer returning to the ring for one last payday. It rarely works out well, and Coming 2 America doesn't buck the trend. The self-mockery inherent in the project reaches metalevels in one scene in which two characters discuss the mercantile nature of the American movie business. They are particularly scornful of sequels, "if something is good why ruin it" they agree. The knowing irony appears to make the producers' position clear: this is a light-hearted homage to a classic film with all your favourite characters hamming it up Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again style. Murphy and Arsenio Hall starred in Coming to America in 1988, which the screenwriter described as a "black fairytale, where black people were grand" The only snag is… The band might be back together but the high notes they hit all those years ago fall flat far too often in a film with a plot that largely follows the original, with the added twist of a generational shift. Set 30 years after the last movie ended, we meet a portlier Prince Akeem (Eddie Murphy) who is still happily married to his princess from Queens, Lisa (Shari Headley) with whom he has had three sparky daughters (Murphy's real life daughter Bella plays middle child Omma). Time might have moved on, but traditional, patriarchal Zamunda has not. It matters not that the three girls can bring an army to a halt with their combat skills, or whose intelligence can outwit the most conniving enemy; their gender prohibits any one of them from ascending the throne. And that's a big problem. Coming 2 America, which Murphy said is "escapism, it's entertainment and everybody needs a good laugh" Meeka (KiKi Layne) proves she's one gutsy daughter Meeka (KiKi Layne) proves she's one gutsy daughter Akeem's father, King Jaffe Joffer (James Earl Jones) is dying and wants to put his royal house in order before shuffling off. He fears his pampered boy won't last a week as King before being overthrown by the machinegun-loving General Izzi (Wesley Snipes), who will seize the throne because Akeem has failed to have a son and heir. James Earl Jones is back as King Jaffe Joffer General Izzi (Wesley Snipes) sees his daughter Bopoto (Teyana Taylor) as a useful weapon image captionGeneral Izzi (Wesley Snipes) sees his daughter Bopoto (Teyana Taylor) as a useful tool But…as luck would have it (a vital ingredient in fairy tales with awkward plot holes) Akeem does have a son! Unbeknownst to him, he was drugged and taken advantage of by a feisty lady called Mary Junson (Leslie Jones) back in his bachelor days in New York. Akeem has no recollection of the encounter, but his old friend and personal assistant Semmi (Arsenio Hall) knows all about it for he was the naughty chap who set up the liaison. Akeem and Semmi decide to return to Queens, NYC to find the boy and bring him back to a life of Riley as royalty. But how will they pick him out in a crowd of millions in New York? Once again, lady luck is on hand - this time in the grizzled shape of an elderly palace retainer who has drawn his "vision" of the young man. And so, the Prince and his trusty sidekick head back to America armed with wads of cash and a photofit drawing of Akeem's heir. They arrive to discover much has changed; a realisation they find momentarily disconcerting. That's before Akeem spots the trusty old barber shop that is still run by the scissor-wielding, opinion-sharing, tall-tale-telling trio, which is good news for all as they are the best thing in the movie by some distance barring a cameo appearance from Gladys Knight singing Midnight Train to Zamunda. The barber shop characters make a welcome return The barber shop characters make a welcome The moment Akeem sets eyes on his son Lavelle (played by Jermaine Fowler) The moment Akeem sets eyes on his son Lavelle (played by Jermaine Fowler) The culture shock Akeem and Semmi experienced three decades ago is less acute and less amusing. Old scenes are rehashed with new jokes focussing on the changes that have taken place in society since their last visit. Gender reassignment, gentrification and taxi-hailing apps all get a mention in pay-offs that make you wince rather than laugh. There are periods when the film rises above its laboured and predictable script to recapture some of the warmth and wit of the original, which itself was a fun film rather than a great movie. There's a subtle visual gag towards the end when a groom-to-be is seen wearing stone-washed jeans that hark back to those worn by Murphy in '88. That said, the only rah-rah skirts to be seen in this 80s nostalgia-fest were in the occasionally-inserted clips from the original film that act as a back story catch-up for newcomers, and a source of fond memories for old-timers. Frankly, the best thing about Coming 2 America is the nudge it gives you to re-watch - or watch - the original, what with its glancing nod to Trading Places among the many nice touches sprinkled throughout. The sequel is not bad, it's just not very good. If you want to be gently amused for a couple of hours while playing spot-the-celebrity, you could do a lot worse. Recent reviews by Will Gompertz: https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-56294399
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