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Well, to start off with, we all know what DSL
means. If you dont, it means " D'ick Sucking Lips".
This guy came up to me and asked me if I had
DSL... so I thought he ment the internet DSL. So I
told him: "Yeah, I have DSL, my sister has DSL. My
whole family has DSL. Do you have DSL?" He then
yells back at me "Damn, Girl! Why would I have
D'ick Sucking Lips? Im a guy!!!"
I blushed red and ran away embarassed as hell and
have never said two words to him since then.

ok! that is just so abnormal

they are both wearing wedding gowns... m confuse... who is he marrying?

No 'bosoms-touching' cos the guy's hands must be as hard as rock... he might squeeze the life outta her boobs...
and No kissing cos d guy might have really bad breath!
All shez gonna need is his 9 inches thingy inside her grave yard...

ortodox: Of cos u can
actions they say, spks louder dan voice

nah! YOU said 'action speaks louder than voice' but THEY said 'action speaks louder than words'

yeah! why not? sure thing! i dnt know abt other ladies but I surely will know

wow! wizzy looks so damn cute in that photo....

this kindda hair-do doesnt go with her face.... it makes her look like an alaba-made chinese barbie doll

one word: cute!

some men's 'thingys' cannot contain that lock o

experimentist: First to comment again, baba God na only me? Answer other warriors prayer na, haba!

sup wif this 'first to comment' issh? u be pikin? itz nt abt being d first to comment... itz abt commenting sumtin sensible.... ok, ur d first to comment.... hurray! any sense in ur comment? smh....
@post, wow! annie's daughter is her carbon-copy! hehehe... see her mouth like gutter

No, I don't

Annie's Daughter is like 'Awkward!"

wtf! see as she straight like ruler.... figure 1.... shapeless!
and btw, sup wif the 'big' girl? everytime a gurl's pics leakes online, the topic must have a 'big' in it...

pmc01: Guys?

'guys' can also be used to refer to a group of people

IAMBREEZY: Wow genny was damn beautiful then

'was'? she still is... more than ever!

homesteady: OP are you really wale folarin? Asin the american rapper?

Duh!

Lemme quickly run and tell my granny
and btw, what is with this 'source source' thingy? dnt u knw that when u copy an article from it's original site, u gatta edit it b4 pasting it in anoda site? u cant just copy and paste like an hausa dude!

na wa o.... that Dan guy na ashawo... he never had d intention of walking out on d guy... buh he did walk out cos Kate walked out... fat hegoated woman wrapper.... smh

"I am Dirty, Please Wash Me"

I will come back and modify this post in about 7-8years time when I get married.... I hope Nairaland still exists by that time...

Something that I have been interested in learning
more about has been if people can maintain healthy
relationships without involving sex. I remember my
best friend and I talking about it one time in a
sleepover, but even though we had similar opinions
we were still unsure on whether we had an answer.
Lately, the issue has caught my eye again. I know
that many people feel that sex is a must in a
relationship. From what I’ve heard not many people
believe it’s possible. For example, I heard that if you
“give it up” right away you're considered smutty,
but if you wait a while it’s fine. Now that’s just what
I’ve heard, it may not be true.
One thing that I know for sure about maintaining a
healthy relationship is that trust and respect are
extremely important. Now, I’ve studied my share of
relationships and believe it to be uncertain
personally, It’s funny to me how relationships last
longer when nobody/few know(s) your business.
Maintaining a healthy relationship without sex has
always been a questionable statement. Our
generations change, and become more developed
than the last. Now we have children as young as 12
indulging themselves in sexual activity simply,
because they think it’s the thing to do when in a
“relationship.” Truth be told, we all know that the
term “sex” is meant for adults and married couples,
us teens are taught sexual education to maintain us
cautious about our social environment. Many times
we are misled into peer pressure, we just give in
because of the moment, or we feel we’re in love.
Majority of the times, it’s not love we feel, it’s
infatuation. Naija guys will never understand this.

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like your Signature

awww.... thank u

the best birthday gift should be a husband.... 31 yrs kwa! gfb

homesteady: Of course. YES!

smh! and u are proud to admit it?

bf indeed.... that guy is just a crazed fan of hers...

jeffizy: I think it's a tooth-brush.

hahaha....lol

who is that he-goat behind them?

Is that a gun?

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