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E sweet me sha I no go lie, especially when prepared by someone that knows how to cook it...

bdon12:
U say u be soldier bt ano see forest instead na concrete i dey see.Well to d best of my knowledge as a guy wit many officer friends at d war front.....d real soldiers dont hav time to in post as they only get access to Internet once a week or so

ok

EreluRoz:
May nlfpmoddd not see this amen

No other platform fit crack me up like Nairaland una funny die

The previous one don finish since cos men too plenty and hunger dey here , those of you talking trash bout soldiers, if you spend a week here if your skin color and body structure no change from good to worse call me bastard, we don't even have enough time to prepare meals in this particular front, pray for our armed forces, they're really trying, pray for health and safety for them, they stand in the cold night while you snore... Well, this particular skin is beautiful and we won't waste it, na market, buh the remaining na bbq!!

Omo, my first time of tasting snake meat, very tasty... Just add enough pepper and orishirishi, some people are saying rubbish buh this meat go well, and na white meat sef, no effects no matter how much you eat... Na Pork I wan try next

She is the one that started this whole shit, I never agreed to do this but she pressured me into it. First, I insisted on using protection but she refused, saying that she preferred drinking Postinor2 after every meating... Now I don't even know her plans with this... I recently got promoted cos of my role in convincing a major prospective client to do biz with our organization... Note, her husband is the manager and if he finds out, I'm in a big trouble and there will be an everlasting stain on my career... Insults are welcomed

Afonjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

AdaojoTheUrchin:
Marvell, but you are man na?
How can you want to marry another man?

I forgot to add 'copied' I'm a full grown man.

I just found out last night that my husbandto be is gay. Like he is into men. I stumbled upon his phone yesterday night
and saw his chats with his best friend, the supposed best friend that returned from South Africa because of our wedding next week.

We have planned our wedding next Saturday, everything is set. We have dated for four years and never for once did I suspect that he was into men.

In the chat, he was professing love to his best friend. Telling him how he has missed him and his pen!s.

How he had enjoyed last night with him, I even saw my fiance nπdes in their Whatsapp.

I am losing it, please help me. I went to his house for the weekend, on Saturday, he had left me and returned late at night without knowing he was going to have s.ex with his best friend. I just left the house this morning without him knowing cause he is a banker and he leaves home early. I left his door open, packed all my properties and haven't talked to him

He has been calling me since but I am not taking his calls. I couldn't concentrate at work today.

What should I do?

Please help me
love this man so much, he has been a blessing, and I am pregnant for him, but then, why this??

Should I cancel the wedding?
Should I confront him?
I'm confused
I want to run mad.

Where is that bastard that's always calling this idiot his 'Darling daddy'?

See the bastards forming good people. And I think the mumu wey geh this forum nah Muslim. Bloody extremists!

All of una dey mad! All of you!

Una never even dey see anything sef, shey una leave human being go they vote animal? Una leave Peter go dey vote Tinubu? You have another 8years of suffering and gnashing of teeth remaining... Una go suffer tire! Even ur children will partake in the shege... Bunch of imbeciles

I blame the foolish simp that moved this trash to FP... How will this mirror change the fact that a thief is bout to become our president?

I couldnt believe he said this till I confirmed it. Buh is Lagos really a no man's land? Wahala

MissTemi1:
Yea u trust them. Let me not just insult u. Ur tribe that has no respect nor values. U ppl dat can place insults and abuse on anybody. There is no amount of insults u ppl can’t dish out to anyone. This campaign only taught me that u all are as bad mouthed as most ppl claim u are. U ppl even went as far as dragging church overseers, Pastor’s, name it!! U were so toxic!!! D first time an igbo will campaign and u ppl couldn’t hide ur true colors. Very very rude tribe. Mannerless ppl. No culture, no value, no respect, no manners. Full of empty pride. Empty bragging, hate, bitterness, just name it.

How dare you insult the most important tribe in Africa?! Like are u mad?! Ogun wan kpai ur papa? Since you managed to complete Olevel I expected you to reason better than the average Afonja, but no... Foolishness and ignorance runs in you veins instead of blood... Your IQ is less than -2. How can you just sit on that sewage pit you call house and conclude on a whole tribe? Have you met every one of us to know that we all are bad? Lwtf! Tueh! I spit on your maggot infested brains... You wey no get bad mouth see the kind comment wey u post... Well if u must know, I was supporting Osinbajo before Tinubu did his thing... Next time when you want to insult Igbo people, use the word 'some' make thunder no fire u and your worthless generation... Demented werey... And do well to drop ur account number lemme send something for u... Sometimes hunger can cloud and confuse some people's reasoning. If you send fidelity aza the transaction will be faster, make hunger no kee you... Take care dear.

MissTemi1:
Yea u trust them. Let me not just insult u. Ur tribe that has no respect nor values. U ppl dat can place insults and abuse on anybody. There is no amount of insults u ppl can’t dish out to anyone. This campaign only taught me that u all are as bad mouthed as most ppl claim u are. U ppl even went as far as dragging church overseers, Pastor’s, name it!! U were so toxic!!! D first time an igbo will campaign and u ppl couldn’t hide ur true colors. Very very rude tribe. Mannerless ppl. No culture, no value, no respect, no manners. Full of empty pride. Empty bragging, hate, bitterness, just name it.

How dare you insult the most important tribe in Africa?! Like are u mad?! Ogun wan kpai ur papa? Since you managed to complete Olevel I expected you to reason better than the average Afonja, but no... Foolishness and ignorance runs in you veins instead of blood... Your IQ is less than -2. How can you just sit on that sewage pit you call house and conclude on a whole tribe? Have you met every one of us to know that we all are bad? Lwtf! Tueh! I spit on your maggot infested brains... You wey no get bad mouth see the kind comment wey u post... Well if u must know, I was supporting Osinbajo before Tinubu did his thing... Next time when you want to insult Igbo people, use the word 'some' make thunder no fire u and your worthless generation... Demented werey... And do well to drop ur account number lemme send something for u... Sometimes hunger can cloud and confuse some people's reasoning. If you send fidelity aza the transaction will be faster, make hunger no kee you... Take care dear.

I'll reply this your useless post after Saturday, buh if u delete it... I'll troll and torment your miserable life for the rest of my stay in this forum.

Sheistoopretty:
Pastor? is dis what Christianity has been reduced to? I will stop going to church from henceforth


Well,



Nigerian men are us*less............all of them

Including your father and brothers? Ok.

hey piggy! Instead of blood, Foolishness and stupidity runs in ur veins... Not ur fault tho, imagine every beat of ur heart pumping stupidity... Lol... I've given u the attention you've been craving... Now crawl back to the sewage tank where u and ur frustrated generation belong.

wiseone28:
Scallywag

Discombobulated Non entity! Use that money and buy food and eat... Hunger is confusing ur sense of reasoning.

wiseone28:
who is this idiot, do i know you or your parents?

You can't reason better than a dead rat. And let this be the last time you'll ever mention me in ur entire miserable existence.

hey piggy! Instead of blood, Foolishness and stupidity runs in ur veins... Not ur fault tho, imagine every beat of ur heart pumping stupidity... Lol... I've given u the attention you've been craving... Now crawl back to the sewage tank where u and ur frustrated generation belong.

[quote author=wiseone28 post=119401556][/quote]hey piggy! Instead of blood, Foolishness and stupidity runs in ur veins... Not ur fault tho, imagine every beat of ur heart pumping stupidity... Lol... I've given u the attention you've been craving... Now crawl back to the sewage tank where u and ur frustrated generation belong.

wiseone28:
Show us what you bought for your own parents or family?

Get off my mention, pig!

Bro I don't know if anyone has told u this... This isn't about redpill or simp shit... I'll tell u this if dem like make dem ban me... Oga you're a very stupid man.. You get stretch mark for brain and your iq is extraordinarily low... So your useless girlfriend comes before ur father? If you don't withdraw money and get that man 1bag of rice, may ur children place their girlfriends before u too. Demented fool.

In his latest interview with Chude Jideonwo, Peter Obi compares Tinubu to Pele of Brazil playing in today's Brazilian team: “Tinubu is an elder brother of mine and I respect him for who he is. They have contributed one way or the other in the past and they have to be respected and recognised in due time, but I just tried to explain that because they contributed in the past and everything doesn’t necessarily mean that they have to stay forever and ever. They move on and things move on. “It’s like Brazil today, they recognise that sometime ago Pele was a star, a fantastic footballer, but they are not going to field him in today’s match.” Credit: | Chude Jideonwo

Wow! Congratulations bro! Shey u change Ya name to badnews? Now e don reach ya turn u don de lament up and down for Nairaland... What exactly do u want us to do now wey ur broda don collect? Abeg post more bad news joor