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Guy, you are a big disgrace to manhood and to ur entire generation... Grow da fvk up!

Omo this your nose fit inhale stray bullet.

Kai! See the leg of people we argue with on Nairaland.

Shalommy:
Chaii.. Naija men are loser, badluck and failure!

Including your father and brothers.

Can he lift one of those plates with his two hands?

You are very stupid and a big disgrace to manhood.

Enitanmii:
You thought you had made little sense but on the contrary your asinine and inane sense of reasoning could not remind you people don't think with their ass. The size of the ass does not determine a sense of understanding. Olodo!!

If this is a forum, it's my thread and you've got no prerogative to tell me who or who not to mention. Don't be too pained MF, I understand why you sound dippy and doltish, I hope your empty brain may be able to process thoughts faster than your fingers so you won't exhibit your witlessness on here anymore.

Wow! Now it's obvious that you are not just dumb, you are an ignoramus also... You just showcased one of the features of a typical village champ. After typing all the gibberish, you still ended up making no sense...Once you insult someone or a group of people on this forum, they'll come for ur empty head... Whether it is ur thread or ur room, who cares... I can't even believe I'm schooling a grown ass mf! Haba now... Ur fellow olodos out there can do better than this... unfortunately ur mumu mind go dey tell u say u don drop better point. See On a normal day I won't stress myself replying a compound fool like you buh I just feel so good doing this since morning, I just don't know why... Abeg oo miss President Buhari, don't stop dropping those lines for me hahaha... U are making my day! Seriously. See u are free to keep mentioning me till nxt year... And don't forget, u are always free to crawl back into the sewage tank where u belong whenever u get tired. Blaq stinking Yoruba pig.

Enitanmii:
Ironically, it's my thread. You're the witless and dopey one here. Joke on you.

Hey bitch! Do I have to remind your dumb ass that this is a public forum?... And for the fact that it's ur thread doesnt give u the right to talk shit bout anybody and not get slammed. It's either u get this registered into ur dumb skull or go back to being a bloody guest.

Enitanmii:
And yours like ikorodu

You really can't imagine how dumb and stupid you sound rai now... Let this be the first and last time you'll ever mention me in ur entire miserable existence. Cheap attention seeking yoruba demon!

And the first post you're making is bout Redpillers?... See as u keep head like wetin dem use separate fight for Ikorodu... Abegi

Islandlady:
Yes, men will always be men irrespective of his race, religion and tribe, their flirtious, cheating and polygamous nature must reflect!

So, this past month, I took a first time trip to Badagry to relax n explore and I lodged in a resort! During my tour around I met this newly wedded Ivorian couples from Abijan who came to Badagry for their honeymoon, the wife was soo friendly, beautiful and nice toh...so we all tour around together with some other wonderful tourists too!

A day to the last days of my tour, we all chill in a bar to gist and to bid them farewell and then I went back to arrange my stuffs against the next day travel...but the most annoying moment was when this newly wedded Ivorian guy ran after me to ask for my number and also started telling me how he has fallen in love with me(lol) and will want us to have a sexy relationship since he always visits Nigeria!

I blantly turned down his proposal and left, I was so angry and pissed that why will a man on his honeymoon be asking another lady out!... Then I understand that cheating n flirting are natural features of Men!!!

To my fellow women, it's okay to trust your hubby and boyfriends to some extent but just prepare for the unexpected from them, so your heartbreak will not be much!

Men will always be men including ur father, brothers and male relatives... The energy and time you use in painting men black, if u invest it into your life there'll be a whole lot of Change. Your life will be less miserable and your wailings and lamentations bout men on this forum will reduce.

Thinkam:
Please let them celebrate their small wins outside the country, since they can't get major wins in their own country.

Inside life, no Presidency, no VP, no first Lady sef.. For over 60yrs

Igbos both the SE and SS branch na wa o

Na low self esteem and inferiority complex go kee all of una for this country. IGBO AMAKA! Believe it or go fvk urself.

Oga what exactly do u want us to do now? Fry water?

Likes for Whitney shares for Tinubu.

The Thirty Bishops of Baal By Adakole E. J. Culled from the Chronicles of Wazobia 1. In the last year of the reigns of King Buha over the kingdom of Wazobia, it came to pass that the various camps who seeketh power in the kingdom searcheth for a man worthy to rule after him. 2. Then Bola the son of Tinubu, a great man of valour in the camp of APC declared unto the leaders of the camp thereof saying: 3. Hast my turn not come to reign over this kingdom? Appoint me this day, I beseech thee, that I mayest contest the throne upon this platform in fulfilment of thy covenant with me. 4. But leaders of the camp thereof despiseth the son of Tinubu for they saith in their hearts he is a mean and stiff-necked man. 5. Then saith they unto him, wherefore seekest thou to ascend unto the throne? Art thou not a man full of age with weak bones and thy health faileth thee? 6. How beautiful shall it be if we anointest a wise and upright man of fewer years to rule after king Buha. 7. Then the son of Tinubu was greatly raged and he replied them according to these words saying, knowest not thou that with my very hands did I built this camp? 8. Verily verily I say unto thee, the same shall I pull down and render utterly dissolate until there remaineth no stone upon another if thou fulfileth not thy covenant with I. 9. And the leaders were greatly terrified by these words, then saith one man to the other, let us appoint the son of Tinubu this day lest he destroyeth this camp. 10. Then it came to pass that the camp of APC appointed Bola the son of Tinubu whom they call the Jagaban to contest the throne of the kingdom. 11. But when the time was come to anoint a deputy unto him, he searcheth to and fro the entire kingdom and declared unto the people saying, Kashim the son of Shettima hast found favour in mine eyes. He shall be my helpmeet. 12. But the Christians and many other inhabitants of the kingdom were vexed with great vexation at the hearing of this news. And they say, but how shall this thing be? 13. Is the Jagaban not a Muslim? wherefore choseth he another that practiceth Islam as deputy against tradition? 14. But the son of Tinubu remaineth unmoved and heedeth not to the wailings of the people. 15. And when the day that he mayest unveil his deputy unto the people drew nigh, then seeketh he the counsel of wisemen in the camp thereof saying: 16. How shall we bring our Christian brethren into the fold? lo, they are greatly raged. 17. And they counselled him in this manner saying, invite their highest leaders unto thy bosom even unto the unveiling ceremony, invite their Bishops. 18. For it shall come to pass that where the hearts of the Bishop is, there shall the heart of his congregation also be. 19. And this counsel pleased the Jagaban. But when he sent for the Bishops, they honoureth not his invitation. 20. And he said unto garment makers, make unto us thirty pieces of a bishop's robe. And it was done according to how he commanded. 21. And when the day was come for the unveiling ceremony, he searcheth for thirty men of weaker virtues. 22. Then they made a covenant with them saying, we shall pay thee a hundred thousand shekels each if only thou shalt cast this robe upon thee and be presented as Bishops of the kingdom. 23. And these words were pleasant unto the men for it was a perilous time in the kingdom. In this manner they were presented at the unveiling ceremony. 24.Then news men of the city spake unto the men on Bishop's robe say, art thou truly Bishops? Where are thy churches and from whence comest thou? But in all these, they spake not a word. 25. But when the ceremony was over, these men were only given thirty thousand shekels each. And they saith one man to the other, lo, the camp of APC dealeth treacherously with us. Then they departed with grumbling. 26. Then the church was vexed with great vexation saying, wherefore hast the Jagaban and his camp practiceth this grave evil against the body of Christ? 27. Woe unto thee for thou hireth false Bishops and desecrateth the institution of Bishopric. But if only thou and all they counsel shall confess thy transgressions, eschew every deceit and turn away from thy evil ways, thy sins shall be forgiven. 28. But up till this day, the Jagaban and Shetima hardeneth their heart and repenteth not. And saith they unto the people, surely they were upcoming bishops that were yet unknown unto the people. 29. Then the son of man declared unto the people saying, lo, they are bishops of Baal.

These guys are requesting for my NIN, despite the fact that they've known everything bout me... I'm kinda lost here, I'm struggling with trust issues... Can u reveal yours to ur Boss?

E no geh how u wan convince me make I do other wise... If u like, fyn pass Mr. Ibu...If u like get fair beautiful soft skin like Ngolo Kante... Immediately u start asking for urgent 2k or airtime up an down, maama we're done... I go even block u join. If u no fit afford ordinary airtime and data, nah house rent abi school fees u wan afford? Abeg carry ur two left leg de go ya house mbok.

BEANS: I am not suppose to be arguing with you guys. Everyone loves me. POTATOES: Na audio love, no be all of them dey eat you. BEANS: I am already the king with or without a crown, na me be number one for this Unit, my face show, my shoe shine, my teeth white. RICE: Must we even argue about this? Everyone loves me, any function or party you go to, it's me you will see there, if I'm not there that means the party never dey sup be that. Children loves me, adult loves me. Some families can't go two days without cooking me. No cap I am the king of all foods. YAM: You that people can't buy, you are calling yourself king. POTATOES: See kettle calling pot black. You wey dey talk, people fit buy you? Eh yam answer me? YAM: Potatoes I no get your time. As I was saying, people love me because I can be prepared in different ways; boiled, pottage, fried and when pounded I am the king of all swallows with egusi sitting next to me as my queen. EGUSI: Awwnn! You're making me blush ,stop it. OKRA: (Whispering to Vegetable) Upon all the draw wey I dey draw I can't still draw this guys (pounded yam) attention. POTATOES: Must you rub your relationship on our single faces? SPAGHETTI: I should be the one to be crowned as the king of all foods. POTATOES: See small nyansh dey shake o! SPAGHETTI: I no blame you ,people wey tall dey talk, you wey be dwarf dey follow talk. INDOMIE: (laughing) that was harsh bro. SPAGHETTI: As I was saying, I should be the king because I am very fast to prepare and require less ingredients. Ask a student who just came back from class and see what he or she will tell you. BEANS: (laughs) INDOMIE: Bia...Spaghetti, that your last line is absolutely me and not you. (Indomie and Spaghetti gets in a heated argument) Then garri walks in.

OP if this rubbish u wrote up there is true then I can assure u with evry certainty that you are mad! This one don pass simpism... Infact u need to spend another 4million on her... I just hope you've spent atleast 100k on ur mom and sisters...

Chaii this is really painful, there was a time in my life when I fed on #200 bread every blessed day... Once I eat that Small dry bread in the noon I'll continue drinking water till the next day... In anything u are going through...just bear it in mind that there are people u are better than. Trust me, this ur condition won't last.

Xbobtage:
Without a source, your story here will be considered a farce.

Source... Egg sauce and yam.

Totilopussylick:
Obi is too soft

Nigeria need people like Tinubu

Remember if we miss this guy (PETER) it's going to be another 8years of lamentations and wailing. And I don't want to believe that you're one of his urchins...

Peter Obi is the solution we need right now. Please leave religion and tribe, focus on competence and capability.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT, NIGERIA FIRST................................. YUSUF ABUBAKAR GAMBO NARRATES HIS DREAMS. Arewa! You see that, Peter Obi? I don’t even like him. I may not like either his tribe; Igbo or his religion. When I think of challenges of governing Nigeria, I would imagine a man of steel and toughness, not one with a feminine voice like Peter Obi. After performing Tahajjud (Islamic night prayer), which I followed up with deep meditations on Allah’s words. I went to sleep as I had done other nights. Never involved in many revelations, so I consider each, a privilege not just because of its scarcity, but also for its symbolism. On this night in a revelation, I was thrown into and abandoned in a deep well filled with scorpions by violent mob. Struggling to climb out under the heavy venomous scorpions’ attacks and losing hope, I heard that familiar but uniquely funny voice scream; hold unto my hand. Relief and tears. I could not believe it. Who did I see trying to pull me out of the scorpions infested well? Peter Obi! At this point, did I have to care he was someone I did not like? Who can resist life at a point of death? I woke up wondering what just happened. I sat down, started thinking about what I just saw in this revelation. Deep in my thoughts, I was imagining; If my beloved pregnant wife were to be in need of emergency healthcare in the middle of the night - trust Nigeria’s hospitals when they ask you to deposit 100k or no treatment, If I watched my wife dying and someone tapped at my back and offered to pay, would I reject such a gesture and watched my wife die because it was coming from someone I didn’t like? If that help came from Peter Obi and I rejected it, what would you do to me as your brother, father, son, in-law or friend? After this incident, I vowed to rather vote someone I don’t like but very competent and honest than someone who I like, but steals from me and kills me. After going through Peter Obi’s records and plans for Nigeria, we can only deceive ourselves if we think the North does not need help. Are we going to say no because a good man we don’t like wants to save us? Let us be wise #PeterObi4President2023 #peterobiforpresident

A NEW ELEMENT HAS BEEN ADDED IN THE PERIODIC TABLE Name: Woman Symbol: Wm Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time. PHYSICAL PROPERTIES - Boils at any time - Can freeze at any time - Melts if treated with love - Very Bitter if Mishandled CHEMICAL PROPERTIES - Very Reactive - Highly Unstable - Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books - Money Reducing Agent OCCURRENCE Mostly found in front of the Mirror. It's highly flammable when mixed with in- laws. It has mixed properties when seated with parents. _Very harmful to you if it sees you with any element similar to itself.

For a very long time now I haven't heard or seen anything from this guy, we are talking bout one of the real OGs here... One of the smartest. I've learned alot from him and still learning. All of a sudden he disappeared, what happened? Abi these bitter 'evening newspapers' don finally succeed in getting him banned permanently? Can't wait to see his valuable contents once again. ................................Stay WOKE!................ TRP is GOLDEN!

Candidlady:


What sorta madness is this
You had sex with her paid her 1 thou' even had the guts as a crook and eediot that you are to steal her 5 thou'

Then lynched her after cuz you discovered quran in her room

Claiming how can she have such book in a room where customers come to sex her

this kinda news makes me sick to my bones

Men are one of the problems we have in thus world
this world would have been a peaceful place if it got no men
Kindly lynch em too.

But before you set em ablaze, confirm the number of rounds saliu had with the eediot deranged gender then insert that same amount of office pin into their dvcks and anus


Lagos
Dead state

Men
Dead gender

'Men dead gender' including ur father,ur uncles and all ur male cousins... Werey

Dear single men, Take a very good look at Eagles Square. Do you see how it has has been decorated for APC? Yesterday, it was decorated for another group. Very soon they will take down these APC decorations that you see, and decorate Eagles Square in the colours of the next party that comes with money. Life is like that. Never get carried away by slay queens. It is your turn today. It may be another man’s turn tomorrow. Focus on your self development and your parents until you marry. Or your life will end up like that of Yahaya Bello. You will spend all your money on slay queens and leave your own family broke and in debt. And she will still disappoint you!

post=112684744:
Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots

Our Darling Daddy respect the Rules of Law.

Every sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians know that by now.

Only Cannibals, murderers and online touts will ever doubt this.
If you are one of the aforementioned, quote this post now.

We Rise.

[quote author= post=112684744]Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots

Our Darling Daddy respect the Rules of Law.

Every sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians know that by now.

Only Cannibals, murderers and online touts will ever doubt this.
If you are one of the aforementioned, quote this post now.

We Rise. [/quote
Thunder fire u and that ur darling daddy!....... E no go better for u and ur entire generation....... May that darling daddy happen to u and ur family for the rest of ur miserable and useless lives....... May u neva see any progress for supporting and seeing nothing wrong in this cursed administration....... Ur existence is a curse to humanity....... Shameless smelly son of a bastard.

[quote author= post=112684744]Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots

Our Darling Daddy respect the Rules of Law.

Every sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians know that by now.

Only Cannibals, murderers and online touts will ever doubt this.
If you are one of the aforementioned, quote this post now.

We Rise. [/quote
Thunder fire u and that ur darling daddy!....... E no go better for u and ur entire generation....... May that darling daddy happen to u and ur family for the rest of ur miserable and useless lives....... May u neva see any progress for supporting and seeing nothing wrong in this cursed administration....... Ur existence is a curse to humanity....... Shameless smelly son of a bastard.